Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 251

Chapter 251 – Mite Spider (7)

-Please wait a long time. Starting with participant number 1, bring the mites up!

A large, red-skinned goddess climbed upholding a spider mite with a nervous look on her face. She is such a huge goddess that I thought I would be able to see her panties, but I couldn’t see the inside of her skirt.

If she were a goddess who loved public displays, she wouldn’t have messed around with her skirt. Why is the female giant’s concept of chastity so strict while the male giant only covers his lower body with rags?

I once again came to hate the race of giants. This perception would be reversed if a giant appeared with only his chest and buttocks barely covered by a piece of cloth.

The giant goddess showed an attitude unbecoming of her size. As she timidly looked at the judges, Sofia opened fire.

“With what intention did you design the mite spider?”

“Since they are similar in size, I thought it would be nice if the colors were similar, so I dyed my hair red.”



“You don’t have to see the results to know them, right?”

The mite spider held by the giant waved its legs in displeasure. It was nice to see her breasts being pushed around to fit her huge body.

“Ugh…”



“I’ll give you 5 points since you’re the first contestant. I’ll base your scores on you later.”

“I understand…”

-Is it my car now?

Sky Leon Miniature narrowed his eyes. When she swung her cute front paw, the other participants squealed that it was cute.

-It’s good that multiple red dyes were used instead of a single color, but points were deducted for using only red dyes. And a huge lack of racial sensitivity!

“You say I, a giant, lack sensitivity…?”



-You wore a special skirt to prevent exposure, and you shaved off too many mites! Because the child was young, he was not disqualified. If it was an adolescent spider, it would have been disqualified immediately!

“Such…”



-Therefore, my score is 1!

Dejected, the giant goddess lowered her head. Arachne, standing next to me, sneered.

“Sky Leon expects too much from an ignorant giant. Where can a giant have any sensitivity?”

“I wonder…”

“I’m a handsome human male child. Have you met a giant yet?”

“Affirmative…”

“The giant is just a strong, ignorant man.”

“Memory…”

Since when did these two get along so well? I thought her daughter had a friend, so I left her alone. Of course, if it were a man, they would break the leg club and chase him out.

After the two were judged, it was the mite spider’s turn. Since the body of the giant mite spider, as large as Taishan, could not sit on the judges’ table, the judge’s review naturally fell on the mite spider’s alter ego.

-My score is 7.

At the highest point among the three, the giant goddess’s expression brightened.

-Her hands were soft, and I liked the way she stroked them, and her breasts were also big. Her hair dye wasn’t very good.

The giant goddess glared at the mite spider as if she were looking at an unscrupulous molester. She put down her clone she was holding, probably out of excitement.

The mite spider that landed on her floor trembled.

-6 points!

“Hey mite. You can’t change her score that easily. Let’s give it a 7.”

-Mites!

As her clone stirred, Sophia sighed and put it away.

“Up to next participant…”

“It’s at a similar level. 6 points.”

“What on earth did you want to try? Why did you enter the competition with that feeling? 2 points.”

“This is my first time seeing a mite like this in my life. If a mite spider like this existed before, people who saw it would have pulled out their eyes and erased their memories. 1 point!!”

Our goddess’s reviews became increasingly spicier. This wasn’t Sofia’s fault, it was the participants’ fault.

If she is not there, she will leave it to her minions. Why do you come out and transform a mite spider into a monster?

It’s already Shinpago’s turn.

-Mk. This is bs number 1.

The judges looked shocked when they saw the mite spider.

It’s cool, but why are you like that? The spider, in which all parts except those essential to life were replaced by machines, was very cool.

It was impossible to express it with just the word cool. Mecha Baby Spider No. 1 contains a man’s dream.

“…7 points.”

Sophia, who didn’t know about romance because she was a woman, had a low score, but the other two were different.

-There is no sensitivity to living things, but it is filled with machine sensitivity instead. I’ll give you 8 points.

-I like the machine! But I hate mechanical women. 9 points.

-Explanation. Analysis. Necessary.

-Android women are too stiff.

Shinpa High School made an unconvinced expression, but I came down with the understanding that it was the highest score so far.

-Next is participant number 32! Come up!

“It’s my turn.”

Ellis spread her legs and stood up. She followed Ellis as the mite spider, which was lying like an egg on a chicken, fluttered away.

“… Ellis. Why did you decorate the mite spider like this?”

“Do you not know because you are not Arachne? Why can’t I recognize your style that uses the innocence and innocence of a child as a base and subtly reveals the wild nature of a male spider?”

“… It’s the same impression I got. It was decorated well as intended.”

I felt Sophia grit her teeth. I was going to have sex with Ellis today… But if I get caught, will I be forgiven?

If I get caught before I do it, I can see a future where I will be scolded harshly, so I have to be as careful as possible.

“This is the best trainer I’ve ever participated in. I’ll give it a 9.”

-She is definitely a goddess of the spider family, so she knows spider sensitivity well. I also get 9 points.

-I get 10 points! Ellis is pretty! Be kind!

Ellis immediately breaks Shinpago’s record. Ellis raised her head haughtily and came down and tapped me.

“Did you see it well?”

-Number 33, crazy person, come up!

“Do you say that while looking at my mite?”

Answered questions with questions. The alter ego was kept private until the screening, but it was made public during the screening, so it was only then that Ellis saw my mite spider.

“!!!”

As expected, I am impressed. In Arachne’s unique way of speaking, I am impressed.

The other participants, who were calm even after seeing Ellis’s mites, also started buzzing when they saw my mites. I heard a few people talking.

“I never would have thought that a crazy person would have such an aesthetic sense… Isn’t the brain that would otherwise be allocated to normal thinking taken over by an aesthetic sense?”

-The rumor was true…!

The spider mite clone that came up for evaluation jumped majestically. Her hair, which had been sheared longer toward the back, flowed like a horse’s mane, and colors that looked like jewels or a colorful Milky Way flowed around.

It looked like a work of art, not just a living thing. Sophia and Sky Leon also forgot what she said for a moment and watched the jumping show of the spider mite clone.

The mite spirit who hosted the ceremony clung to the hem of my pants with sparkling eyes.

– Show me the crazy person! Please decorate it like that too! Please!

“I’ll think about it when the mite decorating contest is held.”

-It’s a promise. I will definitely include it in the next festival.

“Okay.”

It was only towards the end of our conversation that the judge came to his senses. Sophia muttered blankly.

“10 points… 10 points…”

-I’ll give you 10 points. Can I decorate my body like that?

“I always think that Sophia’s insight is the best in the universe. And Sky Leon’s suggestion is a bit…”

It’s not the size of a continent, but it’s big enough to cover a large city. What kind of race are you talking about?

Decorating Sky Leon’s body will require years of work, not days.

-Not right now. When you reach level 3 or 4, remember my suggestion. Okay?

“Yes.”

What changes when the level goes up? It’s a later matter, so let’s think about it later.

I looked at Haneul Leon, the remaining judge. Shouted the mite spider, who was finishing her jumping show and waving her leg joints.

-9 points!

I thought I heard wrong and picked my ears. Nothing came out.

“9 points?”

-Huh! 9 points!

“Why?”

-Because he’s a man!

It was a difficult reason to refute. It might be okay if it was a female spider, but what would a male spider say when he says he doesn’t like men?

Actually, I liked it when the person who did my hair was a woman rather than a man. Because we were the same man, I was able to fully demonstrate understanding.

It was also because my score was higher than Ellis. Unless I get a perfect score, I’m the winner.

“Elise. How do you feel about coming in second place?”

“I underestimated the handsome human male. I knew he would be outstanding, but I didn’t expect him to be like this…”

Ellis, who looked at the stage sulking, stopped. But when I looked to see why, I saw Avni and a cute mite spider.

The alter ego of a mite spider with its fur shaved normally and dyed like an elf. But why is it so cute?

From blinking their eyes, shaking their legs, jumping around, and even the way their fur fluttered in the wind, it was cute.

I tried to analyze it, but no matter how much I looked at it, it didn’t make sense. It just seemed to embody the entire concept of cuteness.

“10 points…”

-10 points…

-10 points…

It was only after hearing the final evaluation that I realized how Avni had decorated the spider. When others use common tools. Avni merged the mite spirit with the mite spider. It wasn’t just one, it was many.

The spider, which contained dozens of mite spirits, became the spirit itself.

She figured out the trick, but couldn’t bring herself to follow it. This method is possible because of my understanding of spirits and because I am Ebni, who has made a contract with the earth spirit of Mars, so it is impossible for me.

“Mites…!”

Avni roared. I just clapped without saying a word. It was a courtesy to the winner.

*

The winner was selected and the prize award ceremony was brief. Sophia proudly presented Ebni and herself with a piece of the spider’s web and carapace.

-Abniya! John! After all, you are the best!

I still remember Sophia’s passionate words.

“I was very surprised. I never thought a father and daughter would win. If I hadn’t seen the results, I would have suspected it was manipulation.”

“Hehe…”

Avni, who was praised, smiled as if she was embarrassed. I was satisfied with Avni’s emotional expression today.

“Anyway, today’s competition is over and there’s nothing left to do, so it’s time to part ways.”

“Why? There’s still more to see, so why not have some more fun?”

“Hehe.”

Ellis put something in her pocket. She was so quick that I didn’t see her put it in. She recognized something by the feeling of being touched and by the feeling of something foreign.

Why did you put it in this way? Just before checking. Ellis whispered.

“I wonder if it’s the key to my room. If you’re curious, come to the Red Clay Mite Inn in the Basin Area.”