Chapter 231 – Humans and Elves (8)
On Earth, each race, nation, and village had its own customs. Eating ancestral rites that children who stayed with their parents loathed, the famous round table, the long table occasionally seen in foreign movies, the free banquets of medieval nobles, etc.
The elf banquet was a mixture of customs from various countries, like jjamppong, with a long rectangular table arranged in a circle.
If I were to find a similar experience, it would be when I was in high school. It was similar to when the school changed the cafeteria table to the ‘OK’ shape as an event.
The elf and I sat around the outside of the table, and the spirits made and served various dishes in the open area inside the table.
“Johan. Try this too. It’s our family’s secret dish.”
“Brother-in-law. This is our family’s secret special dish.”
“John. This is the vision of our family spirits…”
Vision isn’t even a rolling stone, so why are you acting like this? I ate the food Evrande and Evria gave me without even lifting a fork.
The elf women, who were shy at first, became more and more competitive, and now they thrust the food in without any hesitation. I felt like a baby bird. As long as you open your mouth, food comes in!
“Kuhum.”
It was a small cough, but the spirit carried the sound of Ebcuku. I was curious why they chose a structure where communication was difficult due to the long distance between people, but I guess they erased that shortcoming by using spirits.
Later, when there are more people in Sophia’s divine world, I’ll have to follow suit. There is only one slave spirit, but since it is a high-level spirit, I believe it will play the role of dozens of low-level spirits.
“Dad…”
“It’s a fire show from a lesser fire spirit and a fountain show from a water spirit. The two are pretty together.”
“Yes…!”
Ebni, who was sitting next to Evrande, clapped excitedly. Should I teach Rirota a trick right now?
If you hold a banquet at Sophia’s, you will have to entrust Lilota with the cooking, stunts, serving, and voice delivery.
“Keuhumhum!”
“Evcuku. Did you call me?”
“That…”
As his granddaughters sitting next to him stared blankly, Ev Cuckoo cut the steak with a grin on his face.
“Avril, eat the big one here, and Ebring, eat the small one here. Is it delicious?”
“Yes!”
“It’s so cute. It looks exactly like Evria’s childhood. Evril also resembles Evrande’s lively side. Ebni. Why don’t Evni sit next to this old man?”
“Dad…”
“You really like your dad.”
“Yes…!”
Is it because of my mood? It seemed like Evcuku was giving me a pleading look. Is now the time to flatter your old man?
“Ebni.”
“Hmm…”
Avni called the spirit and handed it pine oatmeal. Evkuku trembled after receiving the pine nut oatmeal through the spirit.
“I was worried about this old man’s teeth, and it would be difficult for him to digest meat if he ate it from the beginning, so did you consider telling him to eat oatmeal first?”
“Huh…?”
“You’re so kind! This old man was impressed…”
As Evcuku blinked, tears welled up. Ebrincia, who was sitting across from Ebring, leaned over her and wiped away her tears.
“The kids have grown up so well.”
“That’s right… He educated his granddaughters well, and seeing how much his daughters like him, he seems like a guy with a good personality.”
Looks like you got a lot of points. I swallowed the food that came into my mouth with relief.
“Is it delicious?”
“This time, the dressing is a work of art. I feel like I want to eat it even when I go back to the New World. It seems to suit Avni’s taste, so I’d like it if you make it for me.”
“Then shall I teach you?”
It was a voice delivered through a spirit by the elf sitting across from him. Evrande was pleased to see the elf who looked older than any other elf present.
“Really, Grandma?”
“Grandma? Isn’t your father-in-law the head of the family?”
“My grandmother is her previous matriarch, but she has stepped down and is in charge of cooking.”
Since there is no elf that looks like Evrande’s grandfather, he must be dead. Do it. No matter how long her minions lived, she could not gain eternal life. Even if the time is so long that the average person considers it infinite, the end will come.
“I would be happy if you could teach me. In fact, because the races of our God Realm are diverse, we have different food delivered to us every day.”
“I heard it on Evrande, but I want to hear it directly from your own mouth. What race do you live with?”
“First of all, our goddess…”
As soon as she mentioned the goddess, the other elves began to murmur.
“A minister and a subordinate eat together?”
“He’s an undefeated minion. He deserves to be treated that way.”
“Rumor has it that he was the first servant the goddess picked through a lottery ticket when she was poor. Her favor is no joke.”
“Everyone, please eat quietly.”
Although he didn’t scream like Ebkuku, he felt a heavy majesty. Indeed. They say a truly strong person does not show off.
That old lady might be a servant who was active in the central league, not the outskirts.
“Oh my.”
“First of all, I have a daughter born to me, a human, and Evni, a half-elf, a vampir, a half-vampir, and a death knight, and that child is Death Rage…”
“You got a daughter from a Death Knight? No. Keep talking.”
“Lamia. Lastly, I have an avatar daughter.”
“Avatar?”
“Avatar?”
Evrande and Evria looked at me in surprise.
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I was planning to meet you today and talk to you, but you brought me here. The child is in the divine world, so I’ll meet you later.”
“Is it a promise?”
Between Ebrande and her little finger, making a promise. Her grandmother, the elf, who was worried about something, asked again.
“I can tell you most delicious dishes, but I’m not confident about the undead child and the avatar child.”
“Thank you for letting me know. You can’t pass on your vision carelessly.”
“Yes. But it is difficult for you, a human, to learn it yourself. You have to teach it to a spirit…”
“Spirit…”
Evny wiggled her fingers and called out to Rirotta. She was embarrassed as Rita, who was summoned to the center, shed fake tears.
-Sigh… I want to rest… Where am I?
“It’s a high-ranking earth spirit that made a contract with Ebni. A high-ranking spirit is so proud that it won’t learn how to cook, right?”
“Slave. Don’t you want to learn how to cook?”
-I want to learn…
“That’s amazing!”
Clap clap clap
Her grandmother the elf applauded in admiration. The same goes for other elves. Evecuckoo has gone one step further.
“Yes. If you are an elf from the Ev family, you should be good at using spirits. Although you are human, you are good at handling spirits. I understand how Evni and Avril made a contract with a high-ranking spirit. Do you have any plans to learn elemental arts?”〈 Br〉
“Thank you for your words, but I prefer hand-to-hand combat.”
“That’s exciting! A man should use his fists well!”
Everincia seems to like men who are good at using their fists. Then… She shouldn’t be hated by Ev Cuckoo.
“You have to be at this level to become the son-in-law of the Eb family. My knowledge is limited, but I think Eb Cuckoo is much stronger than me and is skilled with his fists.”
“I saw it right away! I have great eyes!”
“If you don’t mind, could you teach my junior? I come from a planet where I don’t even know the ‘Game of Gods’, and Sophia is a newbie trainer, so I have no knowledge other than the Newbie League.”
“Okay, okay. A senior should teach me. What was there…”
The banquet that followed was a two-man show between Evcuku and Grandma Elf.
Although it is said to be in the lower tier, the experiences of Evcuku, who played in the Central League, and Grandma Elf, who also rose to the top tier in the Central League, were more valuable than any other information.
“John. It’s a good thing you came, right?”
“I want to come again next time.”
“Of course I have to come again next time! I’ll always welcome you, so next time, bring your other granddaughters too!”
“They said they couldn’t accept a child from another wife.”
“Hmm. Looking at my son-in-law’s personality, I think he’ll be okay.”
Finally, he was recognized by Evcuku. At this level, have you achieved the entire purpose of your visit?
“Oh, by the way. Now that I think about it, I forgot one thing. I heard you scolded the arrogant bitch of the Iyo family?”
The noisy atmosphere calmed down in an instant and all eyes focused on me. It’s embarrassing to look at you like this.
“I was so upset. Lee Yoran-che would start shaking every time he saw me.”
“I was a bit of a thorn in the side of people because I got involved in everything with our cute Everande, but it turned out well.”
“If you are a man from the Ebb family, you should definitely punish the Iyo family. They have nothing to do with each other.”
Everyone was united in denouncing the Iyo family. Since he wanted everyone to swear together, he explained in detail how he beat up Lee Yoran-che.
Everyone likes it, but I’m not interested in what Yoranche will do when she gives birth.
Still, since this is my child, I hope he lives happily. There’s still a lot of left until the baby is born, so let’s think about it slowly.
*
After finishing the banquet and being harassed by numerous elves. She entered the assigned room and made a video call to Sophia.
Surprisingly, the Ebb family had an interstellar communication device. They put things in every room that weren’t even in Skyleon. I can see how wealthy the family is.
-John. So you’re staying overnight at Evrande’s house?
“Yes. I’ll go back before the battle starts tomorrow.”
-Okay. I’ll tell the kids. Should I come early instead?
“By the way. Next time, the goddess, we’ll be together for a long time.”
-Really? I’m excited!
That’s not an empty remark; it looked really exciting. You can tell Sophia’s pleasure stage just by looking at her breasts. If your chest doesn’t shake, you’re a fake-excited guy, and if it bounces like it does now, you’re a level 2 excited guy.
-Really. Sharing a room with Avni?
“Evrande, Evria, Evrote, and Evril received rooms last time we visited, but this is our first visit. They asked us to share a room this time.”
“That’s right…”
Eveni, who had been rolling next to her, just popped her head out, and then she rolled over again.
-What about Evring?
“He’s still a kid, so he should be with his mom.”
-I see. Sleep well.
When I ended the call, Avni snuggled next to me. She reminds me of when she was young because she’s lying in the same bed with me.
The time when Cheonsol and I were sleeping with little Ranran or Abni between us. Looking back, it was a happy time.
“Dad…?”
“When did our Avni grow up like this?”
“Heh…”
Abny smiles shyly and snuggles into my arms. I was trying to pat her head, but someone knocked on the door.
