Chapter 229 – Humans and Elves (6)
After the tiring battle, free time comes. Today is the day I meet the elf wives in the village of Taecho.
Since it was a day for sex, I usually didn’t take the children, but today I brought Evny at Evrande’s request.
Today’s meeting place is a salad and ciabatta restaurant that is very popular with elves. Avni and Avril, who grew up beautifully, ate a salad.
Ebring, her youngest child, followed her older sisters in chewing the sprouted vegetables. She was cute because she pooped so hard with her little mouth.
As if I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, all the elves sitting in the seats looked at Evering. After swallowing everything in her mouth, Ebni opened her mouth and tilted her head.
“Why do you only look at Ebring?”
“Love…”
“What is it? What is it?”
Ebni hugged her Evring tightly and pressed her face. Avril got angry.
“Hey! I tried to hug you first, but it was cruel!”
“Slow…”
“He’s my little brother because he’s slow? This!”
“Sister…”
“What are you doing?!”
“Avril. Don’t be too picky with your sister.”
“Okay…”
Evril was sullen and lowered her head. Ebuni, who is as pretty as her looks, gave up Ebring’s spankings to her younger brother.
The eldest child was excited and nuzzled her youngest child’s cheek.
Click click
“Now I have no time to die even if I die…”
“My brother just dies.”
“Eldest brother. Please go out and die.”
Despite her younger siblings’ criticism, Ebrote smiled and checked the photos. It looks like he’s an elf in this industry.
She finished her salad and bread and drank sweet strawberry juice. When she drank the strawberry drink, it brought back memories of her childhood.
She gave milk every lunch hour in elementary school in the 22nd century. She said it was a tradition that has continued since the 21st century.
Elderly people who like lattes muttered, ‘That latte… It only came out with white milk…’, But 22nd century elementary school students chose to drink chocolate, strawberry, coconut, and mint.
I liked strawberries, but when I heard that men should like chocolate milk, I drank coconut milk with tears in my eyes. I did it because I felt like I would lose if I chose chocolate instead of strawberry.
When I think about it now, I think I hated losing from then on.
“Did you drink it all?”
“This store is nice. So why is this a family gathering?”
“Look at this.”
Tak
Ebrande held out a newspaper called 〈 World Tree Daily 〉. Space technology has advanced so much that it’s not even a hologram, but a paper newspaper. It’s anachronistic.
On the first page, ‘Promising player Lee Yoranche refuses to participate. ‘Is it Renete’s fault?’ The words were emblazoned on the door, and on the next page there was an article with the following tone: ‘Blind spots in the rental system’ and ‘Don’t lend out minions, even if you are a close trainer.’
Is it because an elf wrote an article? The tone was very sharp. It reminded me of the harsh words of the elf I met in battle.
“That’s interesting. But why are you showing me this?”
“I heard you hooked up with Lee Yoran Che a while ago?”
“The news is fast. Did Dohoyo tell you?”
The structure of delivering the news from Sophia to Dohoyo and Dohoyo to the elves did not take a day or two.
“No. The elf community is abuzz with this story. I heard it’s a hot topic not only in the minion community but also on the gods’ bulletin board.”
“Did Dohoyo tell you that?”
“Not as much as Sophia, but she doesn’t miss news related to elves.”
Until now, I’ve been wondering why Sophia and Dohoyo are friends. Because they were two people with very different personalities. But now I understand.
Dohoyo also checks out the community as diligently as Sophia.
“Wait a minute. Sophia has taken over Dohoyo’s account and is running a second account. How?”
“Is that so? For some reason, our goddess’s nickname is Sexy Newbie. I didn’t know why she did that, but now I know.”
Is this a comment that disrespects Sophia? No. Honestly, our goddess deserves to hear things like that.
“She was going to talk to me today, but I didn’t know she already knew. She’s right. She used impregnation while fighting Iyo Lan Che.”
“As expected. There’s no way a minion who was fighting well would suddenly refuse to participate. But I don’t understand. Is there any reason for her not to go to battle just because she laid an egg?”
“You don’t know that.”
I explained what the hidden option for getting pregnant was. Then Evria opened her mouth.
“How fake is that skill? Even if it’s an S-class skill, what kind of additional effect is it that’s so great?”
“But you can’t use it on men.”
They said it wasn’t a scam, but Evrande and Evria were both outraged.
“No! Half of the universe is not made up of women! Anyway, you’re expecting more than just a special move limited to women and making them unable to enter battles?”
“John. Do you have no conscience?”
Ebrande’s words pierced her heart heavily. Koreans are said to be a race of people born with a conscience left in their mother’s womb…
“Anyway, our family likes Yohan’s performance. In fact, the family really hated Avril until she showed that she was cute and talented.”
“What about Ebring? With Ebring’s cuteness, doesn’t she win the affection of everyone in the family?”
Bring giggled while being loved by her older sisters. She was so cute that I stroked her head without even realizing it.
If Avni and Avril’s breasts had been bigger, it would have been difficult to stroke them, but sadly, there was still space.
“I haven’t shown our cute Ebring to the family yet. I’m going to introduce him this time.”
“It’s because I have a busy schedule. I have to prepare for battles every day, train Avril, take care of Ebring, take photos and post them on the elf bulletin board, show off by attaching photos to letters to my family, and show off to my friends in the regular league. “
Wouldn’t Evrote have time to spare if she didn’t take fewer pictures of herself and show off about her? Even if I become an idol, I will work less hard than Ebrote.
She looked at me with disdain and realized what she had missed.
“No. Did you have friends?”
The elf who always takes pictures of her niece and gets scolded by her younger siblings has a friend? What kind of saint would make friends with an elf like this?
Ebria looked at me like I was crazy.
“Your sister-in-law has a friend too, right?”
“I don’t have any.”
All the minions I was close with were connected through sex. Who has a minion to call a friend?
“Um… Um… Uhm… Is there really anyone…”
“Aren’t you close with Legacy?”
“Legacy? That dragon?”
“We fought together at the fairy farm. Didn’t we become friends then?”
“I haven’t contacted you even once since that day.”
“I’m sorry.”
When she glared at Everia, she felt downcast and lowered her head. So you should be careful what she says. The source of all fortunes is the tongue.
Her tongue reminded me of Everia’s fellatio technique. The water has risen at its peak these days.
“Anyway! Let’s see your face in our family!”
“The reason I told you to bring your daughters is because of your family. Let’s go down this path together.”
“I’m looking forward to it.”
This is my first time going to another family. I also visited Skyleon, but strictly speaking, it wasn’t a family.
“This is my first time visiting another family. So, can I also see the planet where Evrande was born and raised?”
“I don’t know if there will be time left. When the league is over, we will come see our planet, and we will go see your planet too.”
“Good.”
The elf’s visit to Earth is something Sophia should work on, not me. So, I could pay the official check without any burden.
I thought they were going to leave right away, but the elves were sitting still. Before I could ask why, Dohoyo appeared.
“The explanation is over, right?”
“Yes.”
“Dohoyo, why did you come late?”
“Because I don’t want to see your face.”
As soon as I arrive, I get a deal. I don’t know why a goddess as narrow as her chest is upset.
He’s been like that since he heard the news of Sophia’s pregnancy. Could it be that the reason you became friends with Sophia was because you liked her and not because we had the same hobbies?
If the girl you liked first was taken away from you, you would hate it.
“I don’t know what you’re thinking, and I don’t want to know, but it’s not the reason you’re thinking.”
“Yes, yes. I guess so.”
“Evrande. Evria. Evril. Can I beat up your husband and father?”
“No…”
Avni echoed timidly. After all, there is only Avni.
“No. The only thing my sister-in-law can see is her face.”
“John’s cheeks aren’t the only thing on his face. He also has a good body…”
Evrande’s gaze went down and then up.
“… Anyway, it’s good, right?”
“I don’t know what mom is talking about, but you can’t hit her. My dad gets hit by Cheonsol’s mom and Sophia all the time.”
“How on earth can you survive after getting hit by that…”
Dohoyo muttered softly, but it was all heard. I think she’s been hit before. I suddenly felt a sense of kinship.
“Then let’s move right away.”
*
To put it inconveniently, I wanted to teleport, but I used a portal. As soon as I passed through the portal, I saw a large door made of flowers and vines.
Next to the gate, a wooden fence with beautiful ivy growing stretched out.
“What do you think?”
Brande’s long ears fluttered as if hoping for her praise. Let’s be honest about her interior because it deserves praise.
“It’s very beautiful, right? Dohoyo. Have you ever been here, Sophia? The interior is similar.”
It was a way of speaking that I learned while living among women. All she had to do was interpret it as, ‘The entrance to your family is so beautiful that a goddess could imitate it.’
“Sophia came once too.”
“Our family’s front door is reputed to be the most beautiful among many elf families! Then, let’s ask them to open the door!”
Everia summoned her spirit and flew it inside. Soon after, a woman who looked just like her sister appeared.
“Dohoyo. Thank you for visiting.”
The woman, who bowed her head politely to Dohoyo, smiled at her Sister Eve. The way she furrowed her brows when she saw Evroti gave her an idea of how her eldest child was treated by her family.
“Grandma!”
“Avril. Welcome. Next to you is Avni…”
The grandmother elf, who was passing by her granddaughters and trying to say something to me, jerked her head.
“Who is this cute kid?”
“She’s my daughter!”
Ebria was excited and boasted about Ebring. Her grandmother elf’s face brightened, and a goofy smile appeared on her lips.
