Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 224

Chapter 224 – Humans and Elves (1)

Dohoyo is a spirit goddess and the fox spirit god of the Do clan. She is a goddess who was Sophia’s only friend before she participated in the ‘Game of Gods’.

She says that now Sofia has many friends, but in the past her only friend was Tohoyo. In fact, it was rare for her to have no friends.

In the old times, when even interplanetary exchanges were not well established, like the ‘Latte’ mentioned by the ancient gods, there were many gods without friends, but in today’s era, when inter-universe exchanges are active with various contents, the gods of the neighboring planets have become friends.

Dohoyo and Sophia didn’t become friends that way. She didn’t even start with a good relationship in the first place.

Any family that has achieved a certain level of success in space will not be satisfied with the planet they originally had and will expand their territory by pioneering surrounding planets.

The Do family owned three planets where elves were the main race, but there were no other useful planets in the planetary system, so they pioneered the frontier space.

Then they clashed with another family that had the same intentions. The two families who were fighting according to the custom of the universe, where most things are decided by battle in the ‘Game of Gods’, somehow discovered a star system called the solar system.

The solar system was like a treasure trove, consisting of a planet called Earth, full of the human race, and other planets with high potential.

An average star system only had two or three planets, and even these were often worthless. Even in the Do family, there were a few star systems that were abandoned because they were not efficient compared to the cost of terraforming.

On the other hand, the solar system was coveted because it had an environment to foster elves for a small fee. Other clans that were in conflict also recognized this and became enthusiastic about the battle.

Since they couldn’t hold a formal battle, they ended up using the solar system as their stage. It was then that Sophia appeared.

-What are you doing on my planet?

Sophia was pure and naive during her time when she could not interact with the outside world. The two families tried to take advantage of Seonggyesin’s innocence.

If Sophia hadn’t figured out how to use the Gods’ Community on her own, she would have made a fool of herself. However, after seeing an article titled ‘How to deal with cheaters for young gods’ on the community, Sophia shook her small fist.

The realist who intervened among game users who resolved disputes through battle was barbaric and ferocious. Because the fight took place in his own planetary system, he was given a special buff by the star god, making him so strong that it was hard to believe he was a young god.

Even Sophia’s little fist was very spicy. It was so spicy that a god who lived thousands of years longer would get hit by a few hits and suffocate.

The Do family and the opposing families groaned at the appearance of the Realist. Even a mutt eats half of the food at home. The same goes for Seonggyesin. In his own star system, his combat power was several to dozens of times greater.

Still, the two families decided to change their stances after the gods and minions they dispatched thinking ‘how strong will the newborn god become’ were beaten several times and ran away.

Cooperation, not intimidation. By inclusion, not capture. The Do family dispatched Do Hoyo, the only minor god.

The family’s choice was right. The god of the hostile family was beaten as soon as he met Sophia, but the young Dohoyo was given a chance to talk.

-A child?

-Hi? My name is Dohoyo.

That was the first meeting between the two goddesses. The conversation did not go well from the beginning. After getting hit in the solar plexus by Sophia, Dohoyo understood why the adults were so upset.

This young god, who had just been born, gained a lot of experience by beating the older god. Thanks to two stupid families, I became stronger than my age.

My fists were especially spicy. Dohoyo shed tears for the first time in her life.

-Uh? Uh… Sorry. Don’t cry…

Still, thanks to luck, I was able to become friends with Sophia. She sometimes felt embarrassed when Sophia teased her by saying, ‘You cried when we first met,’ but she just laughed because her solar plexus was throbbing.

And now. Dohoyo was shocked as if he had been hit in the solar plexus.

“You’re pregnant? And that John’s child?”

“Yes.”

Sophia answered calmly, but couldn’t hide her slightly depressed mood. It was because she was disappointed because her only friend was not happy.

Sophia’s childhood friend was such a quick-witted goddess. If I got hit by that friend, even as a joke, it would be very painful. Honestly, I don’t know why a crazy minion named Yohan can’t come to his senses even after being beaten like that.

No matter how talented you are, it’s the same. Doesn’t it hurt? Maybe I’m holding on because I’m crazy.

“Uh… First, congratulations?”

“Thank you!”

It was put out as a question because it wasn’t sincere, but Sophia accepted it positively. Dohoyo, who was hit by his friend’s chest headbutt, thought quietly.

Obviously, the two had similar breasts when they were young, but why did only Sophia get bigger?

‘I don’t care. I’m average.’

After completing the self-brainwashing that he must have repeated several times, Dohoyo patted his friend on the back. Beyond the hugged Sophia, I saw a crazy minion wiping under his nose, pretending to be warm.

What was so good about that thing that it led to sexual intercourse and pregnancy? Even sexual acts were understandable.

There were many perverts in this universe, and it was not uncommon for trainers to mate with minions. However, scenes involving pregnancy were rare.

She never became pregnant unless the goddess truly loved her partner. Even though she loved her, getting pregnant wasn’t easy.

If Shin had gotten pregnant easily, his family would have been full of people his own age. However, there was only one god of the same age as Dohoyo.

“Thank you. I knew you would congratulate me.”

“Ugh, of course. We are best friends.”

“That’s right!”

Dohoyo thought while still holding his friend. What on earth is so attractive about John that he attracts so many women?

‘Is it because they made you pregnant? Because of that, Everande fell, I got Cheonsol, I met a minion named Chacha periodically, and thanks to Chacha, Sophia and Chichi King became friends? Besides that, there’s a fairy…’

“Doho? What have you been thinking about for so long?”

“Why is your minion so popular?”

“Huh?”

“Ah.”

I was thinking so deeply that I just reflexively jumped out. Dohoyo was embarrassed, but it was no different from his usual behavior, so everyone thought it was like that.

Even the elves of the Ebb family took it seriously. Evrande spoke first.

“It’s interesting. To be honest, my first impression couldn’t have been that bad. But… It’s kind of amazing…”

“My brother-in-law is good at it…”

Cheonsol and I further agreed with the words of the two elves.

“She even acknowledges her true wife…”

“I’m sure you’re good.”

Dohoyo was taken aback by the confessions that came out one after another, just like Shinan’s testimony. She truly didn’t know that a confession like this would come out.

Sophia’s servant, who thought the screw was loose, thought so. But she never thought that she would be like this.

Dohoyo identified her only two trusted elves.

“What is Dad good at?”

“You don’t have to know Ebring yet.”

Thank god. Avril and Ebring, who did not inherit Johan’s madness, were still normal.

I was frantically taking pictures of Ebring and didn’t even look at Evrotte, who was crying.

‘Who would have thought that an elf who was called cold and handsome in the regular league would do something like that…’

I felt like I had been scammed, but other than that it was great. I thought things would get a little better when Evering grows up.

Actually, as Avril grew up, she became a little quieter. The problem is crazy people.

“Sophia. I think I misheard earlier.”

“No. Yohan is good at… Ah! He’s good at massages! I got a massage secret book from the tentacle spider raid last time!”

“I didn’t want to know that…”

Dohoyo pressed his throbbing forehead. It was information she truly did not want to know.

“That Lamia wasn’t Johan’s wife, right?”

“Not long ago, I went to Naa’s hometown, Skyleon, for sightseeing. There, Yohan worked like a fairy, so that’s how it ended up.”

“Hmm…”

You’re talking about the Fairy Infinite Birth incident that caused Dohoyo to lose his mind.

In fact, Dohoyo thought that Evrande and Evria would get angry because of that incident. However, I was surprised that my affection did not change.

‘Do you really mean that much?’

At this point, I was curious. How well do women have to be able to break away from it? Even the goddess Sophia…

‘No! What am I thinking!’

Dohoyo opened his eyes and glared at Yohan. She will never, ever be interested, curious, or let go of that crazy person.

*

The gathering to commemorate Ebring’s hatching ended on a warm note. Albata was also congratulated on her birth, and Naado was recognized as a wife like an elf, so the number of married women’s group increased by one more.

It seems like the relationship between Sophia and Dohoyo has become stronger. But I don’t know why she glared at me so scary.

Could it be that Dohoyo’s tastes were a bit typical? But. Even if she is the same woman, it would be difficult for her to ignore Sophia’s looks and breasts.

Especially her breasts.

“Gwangma. “What are you worried about?”

“Cheonsol too. “It’s definitely a useless idea.”

“The main woman asked an unnecessary question.”

The women were close before, but they became even closer after Sofia became a mother-to-be. In particular, Tiki Taka, which teases me, has developed surprisingly.

“Of course I thought about battle. “I said that my next opponent’s main minion would be an elf.”

“She is worried about her mother. “If she adds more elves, won’t she become a burden no matter how much she is a light horse?”

“Let’s believe that John will only send out men.”

“Oh really.”

It’s good that the two are close, but I hope they tease each other in moderation.