Chapter 220 – Light Gan (4)
[Guardian of the Fairies – John Victory]
‘I lost as expected.’
Meschu was not disappointed by the message that his first minion had been defeated. In fact, I felt satisfied.
Cheerleader cannot be considered the weakest of Meschu’s minions, but she was the weakest of the minions in the entry.
It was positive that the minion, who would not have been able to participate in the entry itself if it were not for his special job as a cheerleader, made John kneel for a moment.
“Aaaaah!!”
“Johan is cool! Yohan is handsome!”
“Gwangma is cool! Gwangma is handsome!”
Although the opposing camp was noisy, it did not disturb Meschu’s thoughts. Mess Chu, who considers himself a cool-headed strategist, compiled information obtained through the cheerleaders’ struggles.
‘After all, I am a counter to a crazy person.’
Meschu believed that every minion had a weakness. A minion without a weakness is just a minion who has not found a weakness yet.
And the madman’s weakness was clear. When it comes to female characters, it is stronger than anyone else, but it doesn’t show an overwhelming presence when it comes to male or asexual minions.
There was a magnetic skill called [Fire Truck Game], But it was much lacking compared to the bullshit skill called [Getting Pregnant].
Mess Chu’s minions are all male, so the crazy human cannot use her full power, but thanks to the cheerleader, she has a weapon to exploit her weaknesses.
After completing his judgment, Meschu gave an order.
“Next is a fashion model.”
“Yes~”
A dryad man with his tail raised sharply went out into the field. When she saw the fashion model wearing leaves and tree trunks instead of clothes, she looked like she was going to vomit.
“You… This is my first time seeing you…”
“Oh Honghong. Meschu promised good treatment. There are a lot of kids that I like, so I signed a new contract.”
“Hmm…”
Yohan took his eyes off the leaves that were sticking precariously to the fashion model’s lower abdomen.
And I immediately realized the fashion model’s wickedness.
‘You wore clothes like that on purpose to direct the view upward!’
It was a strategy to miss the movement of the lower body by only looking at the upper body, thereby aiming for the opponent’s fatal mistake.
John also knew the horror of that strategy well, having taken the same advantage several times through nakedness.
As the founder who spread naked warfare throughout the universe, his pride was hurt when he lost to an imitation. John prepared for battle by memorizing the no-thought-free chant.
Meschu noticed Johan’s pledge, but she laughed inwardly. Whatever you imagine, you will see more.
*
[Newbie Trainer – Meschu sent out his second minion.]
[Dryad – Fashion Model]
[Trainers on both sides have completed preparations.]
[Battle begins!]
“Oh hong~”
As soon as the battle started, I ran, but the fashion model disappeared with a disgusting smile.
I assumed it was a space movement skill like a wizard’s Blink and figured out its location. Not the front or the sides. It wasn’t even the back.
There were no fashion models anywhere. The battle wasn’t over for me to think it had completely disappeared, so I didn’t relax and kept checking my surroundings.
The universe is large and there are many minions. It wasn’t strange when a new skill popped out.
“Sophia!”
And then there’s Sophia, the walking new muwiki. When we called with anticipation, our goddess lived up to our expectations.
“I found out now! Fashion models have A-level skills! The name of the skill is fashion show!”
“Fashion show?”
I felt strangely goosebumps. In the Cthulhu mythology, humans were reluctant to see alien beings as if they were going crazy.
I was curious about what kind of skill it was, but I shouldn’t lift the curtain and look into the abyss.
“It’s a mental attack type skill! No further information has been provided!”
“It’s okay. It helped me a lot.”
Far away. The air swayed, creating a runway that was familiar to me. I could see the structure at a glance.
A waiting room where fashion models change clothes. A runway showing bold walking in clothes.
The clothes the model wears will definitely destroy my spirit. In other words, you had to hit it first before its skill activated.
I had a gut feeling that if it was too late, I could suffer irreversible mental pain and spend several days recovering.
Humans demonstrate superhuman strength in moments of crisis. I also activated my skills to escape the crisis.
“Item crafting.”
What are some ways to ruin a runway? It was impossible with ordinary weapons. It was obvious that no matter how many models came out of the waiting room, they would come out endlessly.
Garb. If the problem is the costume, wouldn’t it be better to just ruin it?
I created a red piece of iron by combining parts of my body and materials from the field. At the same time, the first model appeared.
“Oh Honghong. Look at my sexy body.”
I raised my weapon without even looking at the silhouette that appeared under the bright lights. Pull out the safety pin, turn your back to the wind, and point the ejection port toward the fashion model.
And fire!
Sooooo profit
The fire extinguisher spewed out white powder. A fashion model who was walking majestically was covered in powder and coughing.
“Wow. Draw. This is it. “For monk Muginga.”
“Yongyong, damn it!”
The guy covered in powder looked terrible. He wore no clothes and only his lower body was covered with unnecessary decorations… It was the most hideous outfit I’ve ever seen, so much so that I don’t even want to describe it.
No. Calling that a costume was disrespectful to clothing. It was right to just treat it as an exhibitionist pervert.
I’m glad I shot it with a fire extinguisher. If not, I would have lost my eyesight.
“Go back!”
Pakak
The fashion model couldn’t avoid the punch. Even though there was a corpse, I didn’t let my guard down and picked up the fire extinguisher.
“This is my second outfit.”
Shootaaaaa
“Three clicks”
Shoot aaaaa!!
The battle was a struggle between a fashion model trying to show off her body and me trying to avoid being seen. Unlike me, who would suffer a fatal blow if I even brushed against him, the fashion model I sent to dress my alter ego was relatively relaxed.
“Ugh… That’s…”
“Aang. This is called an ‘umbrella.'”
He even brought out a tool to block the powder. At this point, I thought it wouldn’t be strange if the fashion show was judged to be an S-level skill rather than an A-level skill.
If the war of attrition continues, I… Gina? Should I suffer my first defeat just because of an exhibitionist pervert?
No. If I lose like this, I will have no shame in seeing not only myself, but also Sophia, Cheonsol, my daughters, and the gods and minions who were defeated by me.
Fish food- Fish food
I threw away the powdered fire extinguisher and looked at the new fashion model walking out. Still dressed as usual and with a gaunt look.
The Cynom I’m mentally obsessed with has reached its limit. He seemed to think I couldn’t hold on and gave up, so he chuckled.
I almost felt mentally shaken, but I found peace by recalling a movie I saw before.
“It all depends on how you decide.”
The driving force that enabled him to defeat Mesugaki, who was his strong enemy at the time, was also his heart. Don’t think of fashion models as gross.
Jjimjilbang and bathhouse. He is just a naked man seen in a military experience simulator. Once I made up my mind, the fashion model’s fashion didn’t bother me.
I just felt like a weed on the side of the road or a local guy using the shower next to me. The fashion model looked into my eyes and screamed.
“Look at my beautiful body! It’s fascinating!”
“Fashion model. “You are so mistaken.”
“What?”
“Unless you’re gay, no man is interested in your body.”
And I’m not gay. I knocked down the struggling clone and climbed onto the runway, grabbing the air.
“Keuung!”
Then the fashion model who had been hiding in the tent was dragged out. In his final struggle, he stuck out his chest and his heart was struck.
[Fashion model unable to battle!]
[Fairy Guardian – John Victory!]
When was the message of victory like me followed by a sweet message?
[Talent blooms!]
[Indomitable]
*
The leader of Meschu’s cheering squad and the first minion to appear regularly. The cheerleader, who was secretly posting praise for Yohan on the human bulletin board, was mesmerized while watching the battle.
‘As expected, you are amazing!’
The cheerleader’s master, Mess, tried to attack Johan’s spirit, but she didn’t waver even an inch, perhaps because she had come to enlightenment through her battle with the fashion model.
It only showed the disparity in power as it crushed and defeated the opponent as if it were a routine act.
“Pervert♥ Evil♥ When did you become so strong♥ Just die♥”
“Mesgaki. “You are a creature that should not exist.”
“Pupuput♥ Funny♥ Crazy pervert people shouldn’t exist anymore♥”
Johan overwhelmingly presses Mesgaki, who had struggled in the past. There was no shaking even when Mesgaki hit 3 combos.
To the cheerleaders, Yohan, who was shouting silently, seemed more sacred than ever. The cheerleader who was eagerly taking pictures saw a halo behind Yohan, who had knocked down Mesgaki.
John quietly engages in battle like a seeker walking an arduous path. The cheerleader muttered without realizing it.
“Bitgan…”
As soon as the battle was over, the cheerleader decided to post a post praising ‘Bitgan’ on the bulletin board and fight against those who used the derogatory term ‘fuck you.’
