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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 219

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 219

Chapter 219 – Light Gan (3)

Only Cheon Sol did not go into labor. Lulu and Naa had no idea who Meschu was.



Meschu? I heard it somewhere, but my memory is vague. Is this the god I met when I was in the egg?



“I don’t know.”

“I’m better. Meschu is trash not worth talking about at length. Just call me Meschu.”

“Okay, okay.”

Naa answered politely but also revealed her curiosity. She was wondering how bad Mess was, saying things she had never done in her life.

“Ranran knows Meschu! There were a lot of men!”

“Me too…”



Don’t just tell her older sisters, but also tell her pretty and cute younger brother. Yes?

Lulu was cute with her cuteness. She fluttered her purple hair and winked, not because she was really my daughter, but because she was really cute.

I could understand her father’s reluctance to marry off his daughter. Let Lulu live with her father forever like Ranran.

“Metzune men cheerleading? Anyway, we cheered as a group! “Ranran’s cheering won!”

“Dad…”

“That’s right! It’s a skill that says cheer up, Dad!”

Lulu and Naa lost interest in the story about Samcheonpo and looked at Cheonsol. Cheonsol, her good mother and good talker, stepped forward in her place.

“On the planet of Meschu, the roles of men and women are reversed. So Gwangma suffered a lot mentally. So he went on an extraordinary journey.”

A reversal of men and women. Sounds fun. When you go to planet Meschune, do you call her dad mom and Cheonsol’s mom?

“It would be fun.”

“Guys, let’s keep the scary sounds in moderation.”

I felt like Lulu wouldn’t be able to handle it if she called me her mom. She cut off the conversation as did Sofia.

“Guys. Shall we go to battle now?”

“The main lady is ready.”

“What about John?”

“It ended long ago in the evening.”

“Then let’s go!”

*

[Battle Field: Fairy Tea Party]

As soon as I entered, a welcome message appeared. There were many fields where fairies appeared, but the buffs were different, but the tea party venue provided the best buff.

-You are not crazy!

-I guess I’m here for a battle!

-It’s been a while since I saw my dad at the tea party.

A mite fairy, a simple fairy, and a new fairy who were drinking tea around the field greeted me warmly. Another good thing about the tea ceremony hall.

Here, the fairy is not an environment, but a neutral creature. It was a gimmick to antagonize the minion who interrupted tea time, but to me, he was just a reliable helper.

Meschu, who knew this well, saw us and ground his teeth.

“The field is favorable to you! Like a sexy newbie and a crazy person, you committed a cowardly act from the beginning!”

“What? We’re not even specifying a field, so why argue? “If you’re being annoying, you shouldn’t have designated us.”

“But we won’t lose! You have no idea how careless we were with procedures. Since the last defeat, in addition to being pretty, innocent, cute, and sexy, I have also improved my helpless side!”

“Ugh…”

I suddenly felt sick. Was the Meschu bastard capable of mental attacks even before the battle started?

I heard that guy’s words, but since I couldn’t interpret them, it was obvious that he had learned the power to cause insanity like darkness.

“Comeliness? “Ranran is pretty!”

“Innocent…”



Leave the cuteness and sexiness to Lulu!



“What about me? “Is there something missing?”



I’m getting better!



“Okay.”

Thanks to the kids, I barely escaped this condition. My condition seemed so bad that Cheonsol even dared to give me a back hug.

The squishy feel from my back made me cry. It looked like it was going to stand up, but Meschu shouted, and it cooled down.

“We won’t lose like last time! “I also brought a secret plan to deal with crazy people!”

“A secret plan to deal with our Yohan? “What kind of trick is this after losing so helplessly last time?”

“Hehe. What do you not know! Crazy people are strong against women! In other words! We, who only have men, are a counter to crazy people!”

“You guys lost last time too?”

Meschu, lost in her own world, did not listen to Sophia. Sophia shook her head and gave me faith.

“John. Is an all-kill possible?”

“I’m not confident. Jill herself.”

“Isn’t this a very old-fashioned template?”

She couldn’t believe hearing something like this from Sophia, who didn’t even know the Earth. Even though it was a quote from a hundred years ago, her pride was hurt.

“Then, John! It’s a sortie!”

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Guardian of the Fairies – John]

As soon as I entered the field, fairies flew in.

-Chaaeo that I used to drink! Even people who aren’t crazy can drink it!

-Here’s the teacup!

-Today’s tea is Fairy Green Tea, which my dad farmed himself. The taste is really deep.

In no time, I was sitting on the mat and drinking tea. When I drank the hot grass-infused water, I got a buff.

[I consumed Shin Fairy’s Fairy Green Tea. Your body becomes warm.]

[I don’t get tired easily.]

The buff of not getting tired includes not only the body but also the mind. No matter how strong my mental power is, it is difficult to get hit a lot, so it was a good buff that suppressed this.

Mess Chu stomped her foot after seeing my tea party.

“Guys! Are you just going to watch that crazy person drink tea leisurely? Our cheerleader! Cheerleaders, get out!”

You sent out cheerleaders first last time, but is it the same this time as well? Still, I thought it would be okay since I only saw him once, but after seeing him for a long time, he became more terrifying than before.

“Cheerleader, etc.☆”

A shitty way of talking and a shitty outfit. In the past, it was an outfit you would see at a baseball stadium, but this time it was a cosplay-like outfit provided at a motel.

“Brother John! “It’s been a while!”

I tried not to look, but I couldn’t help but look at the name that made me doubt my ears.

“Why am I your older brother?”

“Hoho. You don’t have to be shy! Because you are truly a brother-like person! There are a lot of kids in our cheering squad who want to have Yohan as their older brother!”

“…”

Is it a mental attack? Did you gain mental skills from Meschu to Cheerleader?

“Hehe… Actually, I don’t hate my brother like my master does. Rather, I respect it.”

It’s definitely a mental attack. If I listen anymore, my heart will break. Let’s cover our ears and take a deep breath.

-Huh? Why are you touching me?

-Please pet me too!

Petting the fairies heals me a little. Let’s hold on like this until the battle begins…

“Cheerleader! And our cheering squad!”

“Yes!”

A terrible cheering squad appeared in the stands. The cheering squad, made up entirely of men, has a larger area of ​​fabric than the cheerleaders, but is clearly more revealing than last time.

Mess Chu now understands why she confidently singled us out. I never thought they would make such a decisive battle weapon. Let’s get rid of the feeling of belittling the other person. Meth Chu and her minions have turned into monsters.

“Show off the new cheer!”

“I understand!”

“Everyone★ READY☆”

“V.I.C.T.O.R.Y. BOYS!”

“OH! OH! OH!”

I just can’t watch it. I closed my eyes and blocked my ears, waiting for this terrible time to pass quickly.

But a loud voice broke through her hands covering her ears. This can’t go on. Let’s turn our attention elsewhere and neutralize it.

“On my second look, it’s a majestic dance move. It reminds me of a time when I was a religious leader.”

“Did you do something like that at your mom’s church?”

“Isn’t it obvious? The church called it a ritual. Because she was the head of the religious sect, she took on the most beautiful role.”

“Ranran wants to become a religious leader too!”

“I want to become the deputy leader of the Church of Sophia.”

“I…?”

What do I have? Lulu can do well too!

“I’m going to go to the rainy day management and Gyojuu.”

Listening to everyday conversations made me feel a little better.

“Ranran! Yohan is having a hard time! Hurry up and cheer!”

“Oh! Gwangma! Cheer up!”

“You can’t use a light horse! “Cheer up more!”

“Cheer up, Dad! “There’s Ranran!”

“Dad…”



Cheer up. There is also Lulu.

The daughters’ cheering song neutralized the cheerleader’s mental attack. Suddenly, I remembered the pitiful mess from just a moment ago.

A father cannot show himself weak in front of his daughters. Goodbye to the pathetic yesterday. I was reborn as a strong father.

“Star of victory!”

I wasn’t afraid of the cheerleader who made stars with her arms. Keep talking shit. When the battle begins, I will clear out his karma.

You have to kill it by hitting it as painfully as possible. As soon as the cheerleader’s crazy tantrums ended, the long-awaited message appeared.

[Trainers on both sides have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

Do your best from the start. As I stepped on the ground, the ground caved in. As I kicked forward with all my might, my calf muscles twitched under the load.

What a pain! It’s nothing compared to the cheerleader’s mental attack!

In an instant, I became closer to the cheerleader. He spoke to me with admiration.

“As expected, light prison sentence! Please show me your naked armor too!”

“Just search!”

“Wow!”

Paaang-!

A regime so strong that it causes wind pressure. The cheerleader dodged somersaults to avoid the punch, but her flesh was torn by the sharp wind.

It’s a shame that I couldn’t finish it in one volume, but the attack is just beginning. The cheerleaders were overwhelmed by the fierce barrage of attacks.

“Now, let’s talk for a moment, bro…”

“Go back!”

Puck

A good hit to the chin. The cheerleader fell over and did not move.

[Cheerleader battle impossible!]

[Fairy Guardian – John Victory!]

This is the implementation of justice.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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