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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 199

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 199

Chapter 199 – Horses and Humans (1)

I trembled in shame for a while, but I couldn’t hear anything other than the comfort of our staff. The desire for the next opponent to appear quickly clashed with the desire not to create another dark story by abstaining like this.

Even if I abstain, will Cheonsol or Ranran be able to defeat the bizarre minions? Considering the reaction of seeing something eerie, Lulu seemed to have a high chance of winning, even if other people didn’t know it.

Okay. Since Sofia said she defeated two of her toughest minions, Namoji won’t be a big deal. If it’s a weak minion, Lulu will be able to handle it well.

I did my part by defeating my opponent’s one-two punch. While I was pledging to abstain, I heard something eerie.

-Really… A crazy person…

[The gatekeeper – something eerie has declared abstention.]

[Guardian deity of fairies – Hawaii Rnk. Reached 800!]

I looked towards the eye sockets where it was unclear whether there was something spooky that left behind a bold word. Even though their body language was a completely different race, you could tell they were tired.

It disappeared more suddenly than it appeared. It was only after returning to the Divine Realm that I learned why he had declared abstention.

They were considerate of me and told me not to create more dark history. Despite his strange appearance, he had a very kind heart.

“Uh… Something spooky is that Yohan got sick of this crazy thing and abstained, right?”

“She thinks so too.”

“No! The light demon was too strong, so I ran away!”

“That’s right…”



My older sisters tend to take my father’s side too much. When I saw it…

Lulu was about to say whatever came out of her mouth when she looked at me. There are two ways to appease people: threats and kindness.

With a look in his eyes that said he wouldn’t let anything go if he said something strange, he summoned Albata and sent it to Lulu.

– Round and round!

Albata, held by her scary sister, spun around in protest, but Lulu was satisfied.



When I saw it, the coward must have been scared by my father and ran away!



“What’s in your eye? Your eye is sore.”

“No! Gwangma is amazing! I want to go fishing too!”

Ranran tried to squat down by the stream. It was clear that she was trying to recreate the cock fishing at Ongdal Spring.

“Guys. Don’t do anything weird and come to dad. Dad will give you a hug.”

“Gwangma! I really like it!”

“Me too…”



Me too!

The children I held were happy. To be exact, only Ranran and Lulu were happy. Even though she pushed her older sister and younger brother away, it wasn’t enough.

In the end, Avni had to be content with having my back. Sofia swallowed her saliva when she saw us.

“Master?”

“Oh, the father and daughter are really close. It’s nice to see.”

“You shouldn’t go over to the master. Didn’t you change the subject because you were embarrassed by Gwangma?”

“But it looks good…”

“That’s true.”

Cheonsol smiled and winked at me. Does this mean that we will just overlook the dark history?

I have a very understanding wife.

“Then should we just go to the next battle? To be honest, I thought the 800th place match would be difficult, so I tried to rest, but since only Yohan participated, I think Cheonsol and the others must have been in good spirits as well. Do you have any minions who would like to rest?”

A fire bloomed in the women’s eyes at Sophia’s question.

“The main woman is ready to drain the blood of her enemy and take her life.”

“Ranran too!”

“Spirit…”



If my second sister’s spirit and my undead fight, the opponent will urinate!

Taaak!



Ah!!

Lulu, who made her profane remarks, received a honeymoon from Cheonsol. Lulu was so cute, holding the top of her head and tears streaming down her eyes.

“I’m ready.”

“Then I’ll designate the next opponent right away! Let’s go to rank 790!”

“Good.”

“You okay, too, Yohan? But you worked hard, so take a break this time.”

“Thank you.”

She has taken quite a mental toll, so let her accept Sofia’s consideration. I heard our goddess is perfect at thinking about her minions.

*

“Hey, Johan.”

“What?”

“You promised to take a break in the first place. The reason I didn’t send you out was because of a promise, and you said I need to have other minions play regularly, so you don’t lose your senses?”

“No matter what. She’s up to 780, and it was cruel of her to leave me sitting on the bench.”

If the actual price was a black man, it wouldn’t have been serious at all. A monthly salary is every office worker’s dream, and although I am not an office worker, I have a much tougher job and had no complaints about the bench warmer.

That is, if the other person is a man.

The trainer ranked 790th filled half of the entries with female minions, and the trainer ranked 780th filled all the entries with women.

“In particular, the battle with the Jungle Queen, who was the 780th ranked trainer, started with Naa, Ranran, Lulu, Avni, and Cheonsol, and I barely won. I could have gone out.”

“To begin with, the Jungle Queen is ranked low because she filled out the entries late like us. According to the community’s evaluation, she is a trainer who deserves to be in the top 100. The kids learned a lot of thanks to fighting such a servant of the goddess, right? If Yohan went out and won, the kids would I guess I wouldn’t have learned anything?”

“The master is right. Gwangma. It is time for you to compete a little less for the children’s growth.”

Even Cheonsol participated in the war and comforted me. Sofia, who was sweating profusely, fired a hand-to-hand attack.

“Huh? Yohan. Next time, I’ll let you compete first. So, let go of your anger.”

Sophia puts her arm between my cleavage and acts cutely. Soft, soft, and warm… Anyway, thanks to the breasts that resemble the goddess of healing, all my anger was relieved.

“Was I too sensitive? The kids have reached level 2, so they need to adapt. I can’t always go out.”

“That’s right! Yohan finally understands my feelings! A good trainer must use Ace well, but he must also develop the other minions in the entry in a balanced way!”

“Gwangma.”

Cheonsol also grabbed my remaining arm and led it to her chest. As I was buried in the chest of the goddess and the vampir, I remembered what happened on Earth.

I want to have a threesome with Sophia and Cheonsol. What should I do to create opportunities? Should I hint to Cheonsol, who experienced it once and feels relatively less pressure?

“Anyway, we had a day off, so let’s climb hard today! Gather together, guys! Our next opponent is Taken in 770th place!”

“Wow! It’s Taken! But what is Taken?”

“I don’t know…”



I guess he’s eating it.



“If I get better, I’ll be okay.”

The kids tilted their heads and walked forward, wagging their tails. Is it because of my mood? It feels like Naa’s tail often touches my ankle.

“Anyway, let’s go!”

As soon as Sophia requested a battle, her opponent agreed. As I moved to the battlefield, I sighed with regret.

[Battlefield – Spring Picnic]

“Ah…”

“It’s a shame…”

It was a pretty place, like a fairy’s flower garden, with flowers in full bloom, befitting the name picnic.

If there was a place like this on Earth, it was so beautiful that all the flowers were trampled because it was rumored to be a dating spot.

The problem is, there are no fairies here. Considering the enhancement percentage of the fairy’s buff, it was only about 5%, but it was disappointing because it was a fairly significant number in a life-or-death fight.

“After all, I met a crazy person when I was ranked 770. Did I have to force myself to move up?”

While calming down his regrets, the other trainer said to himself. It was loud enough for me to say it to myself, so of course everyone heard it.

Checking the race of the opposing trainer is one of the fun aspects of battle. In the pre-season and even when I didn’t fill out all the entries, I often encountered races I was familiar with, but the more I climbed, the more opportunities I had to meet unknown races.

This time, the opponent… Was a race that had the body of a horse, the upper body of a human, and the lower body of a horse.

I couldn’t believe it, so I watched it again. The upper body of a woman with a horse’s head and mane that resembles hair, and a fairly good body. The muscular lower body of a horse… Was quite an attractive species. His hands were unusually degenerated, and they were so pointy that he couldn’t get his hands on them.

I’ve never seen a centaur in a battle until now. Could that be a centaur?

“Master. What race is that goddess?”

“It’s Taken Uros!”

Could it be that only Kenta turned over? It was a really insincere tribal name.

“Takeuros are not very popular because it is difficult to mix with minions of other races due to their unique tribalism, but they are a difficult race to deal with! Even in the Central League, they are strong enough to have many trainers from Takenuros, so be careful.”

“Yes, it is ranked 770th.”

There are 789 more trainers stronger than the horse-headed goddess, so there is no need to be afraid.

Taken purred as if he heard me. Now that I see it, my eyes are gorgeous.

“You crazy human being is looking down on me. Our species is small, so we were late in filling out the entries. If we had filled in six earlier, we would have met higher up.”

“Johan. Taken is right. You can’t let down your guard.”

“Yes.”

The horse-headed goddess’s spirit was quite ferocious, so her disdain disappeared. However, the accent of the goddess named Taken is quite pretty. She felt like a well-educated noble lady.

Are Taken’s minions similar? She always wanted to go to battle, but she wanted to go out and fight even more.

“Sophia.”

“Yes.”

We became so attached that we knew each other’s feelings without having to talk for long.

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Fairy Guardian Johan]

“I will make you pay for belittling us. Go and establish your honor.”

[Newbie Trainer – Taken has sent out his first minion.]

[Minion – Winning Mental]

“Puhihihihi!!”

Unlike Taken, a minion with the head of a horse and the upper body of a man roared.

“Crazy humans have skills that are fatal to female minions. That’s why the role of winning mentality is important. Everyone but you are female, so you have to win. Understood?”

“I will follow your orders!”

Winning Mental, who shouted like a knight, said something to me, but I couldn’t hear it. If you kill that guy, a female Takenuro will appear?

There is a reason why we have no choice but to win this fight.

“Sophia. I am ready.”

“Winning mentality. I believe in it.”

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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