Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 198

Chapter 198 – 800th Place (2)

When we moved to the battlefield, we first figured out what kind of field it was.

[Field – Fairy’s Front Yard]

-You are not crazy!

-Give me a pat!

-Give me a hug!

-Please be pretty!

First, the field was on our side. In fact, out of three battles, fairy-related fields appeared twice, so it was harder for them not to be on our side.

They are kids who usually make noise and don’t show cuteness, but today they are different. After stroking the mite fairies to make them happy, I looked at the opposing trainer.

In fact, from the moment I petted the fairy, I thought there was something unusual about the other person. The mite fairies were afraid of the trainer.

Even Ranran and Abni couldn’t look the other trainer in the eye. Naa, who had thick nerves, could barely look at Cheonsol, who had a strong will, and Lulu, who was half undead.

“Sophia, you are a goddess, so why can’t you look at the other trainer properly?”

“Yeah, but it’s scary…”

“Take a look in my arms.”

“Then you lose the dignity of a goddess.”

You’re saying something strange. When was there dignity? Sophia was undignified from the moment they first met her.

“Gwang Maya. Don’t bother the master too much. Her true wife is the only one who can endure it.”

Dad! I want to become a god like that too! A scary minion just to look at!



“It’s been a while since I wanted to go to Haaneulreeon.”

It was Cheonsol, Lulu, and Naa’s impressions of the opposing trainer, ‘something spooky’.

Something eerie made it difficult to pinpoint exactly what species it was. What seemed to be a black shape or a shadow shimmered like a mirage.

The only clear part of this guy, who was mostly blurry, were his two eyes. Two eyes that glow blue, but feel like they are absorbing light rather than emitting it.

As I continued to look, it felt like even my gaze was following him. I felt seasick as if I was boarding a ship for the first time in my life… And it disappeared with a ray of light.

“Gwangma…”

Cheonsol looked above my head in surprise. The children quickly gathered around me.

Sophia, who hugged me much faster than the children, shouted excitedly.

“Our Yohan was a paladin! A halo that drives away evil! I didn’t even expect it, but it’s a halo!”

Excited Sofia rubbed her breasts eagerly. It made her feel good because it was soft and soft and had a bulge in the middle.
As my mood improved, my halo became stronger. A white crack appeared in the center of something eerie.

-…

“Yes! Yohan is your match! Our Yohan will take you down from the position of gatekeeper!”

An excited Sophia sent me away.

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Fairy Guardian Johan]

“Gwangma! Cheer up!”

[Minion – Ranran cast ‘Cheer up, Dad.’]

-Please scold the scary man!

-People who are not crazy are our hope!

-But what is hope?

[The mite fairy in the field blesses John.]

As soon as I entered the field, two buffs were applied. I feel like my whole body is full of strength and my mind has a layer of protection.

Something spooky was spitting out smoke. The smoke on the field turned into something twisty.

[Guardian – Something eerie has sent out its first minion.]

[Translating according to John’s common sense…]

[Minion – Kunekune]

“Kunekune?”

It’s not a ghost story from the next country. Now I realize the type of something spooky. The entry was made up of minions that use fear to inflict damage on the minions’ minds.

The concept was clear, but it was a strategy that would result in helpless defeat if countered. But. That’s why it’s a gatekeeper. If the minions were evenly distributed, they would either go up or down.

“Fighting, Johan!”

-…

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

As soon as the battle started, I ran towards Kunekune. But a question arose.

How should I inflict damage to an intangible enemy?

“Sophia. How do I attack that?”

“Oh…”

Sophia, who I trusted, was embarrassed and avoided answering. I suddenly felt at a loss.

“Sophia?”

“Uh… That… With divine power like this and that?”

“Gwangma. Create a fighting machine with divine power.”

Thanks to Cheon Sol’s advice, an idea came to me. I started with naked armor and then used item crafting.

“Item creation. Material is naked armor.”

Fortunately, naked armor became the material. Although he lost his armor and returned to his original outfit, he gained a sword made by condensing divine power.

The moment I grab my sword and run. A kunekune that looked like an earthworm stood upright and shook its body vigorously.

-Kunekunekunekune

The teasing of this guy’s waist was so fascinating. She was more beautiful than the woman dancing bella.

-Kunekunekunekune

Kunekune invited me to dance. I let go of her weapon and took her hand.

Someone’s shout sounded like an auditory hallucination and then disappeared. There is no need for anyone else. In this world, only Kunekune and I are needed.

“Kunekune…”

The slippery thing shakes and shakes. It moves steadily like a pendulum, then becomes more and more irregular, miserable like an earthworm coming out on a rainy day, but beautifully like a flame that burns the end of life.

I also wanted to procrastinate like her. She wanted to wiggle freely like an invertebrate. I want to overcome the limitations of my joints, muscles, and bones.

-Kuneku… I don’t think he has any joints. Take off your bones and muscles and join me.

Kunekune whispered like a devil. The lower body responded to the most attractive voice after Cheonsol, Sophia, Everanthe…

I had no feeling in my entire body, but only my lower abdomen became clear. There was no need to follow Kunekune’s words. I have a part of me that procrastinates just like her.

“Kunekune…”

-Okay. That’s it. Come to me like that.

“Kune… Imne…”

-Huh? Something a little different…

“I got you pregnant… I got you pregnant…

Sensation in my body returned, and my mind became clear. There are two parts that move a man. Head and male organ.

Jaji ordered to impregnate Kunekune. As more force was applied to the shaking cock, it became increasingly stiff.

-Kunekune

Now I couldn’t interpret Kunekune’s words. However, when interpreting the more intense body language from before, it was clear that he wanted me to get pregnant quickly because my dick was magnificent and handsome.

“Getting pregnant.”

It flew like a butterfly and stung my dick like a bee. Even though it wasn’t as tight as when I put it in my vagina, I knew it instinctively.

It pierced Kunekune’s core properly. I grabbed the air and fucked into the air.

-Quekkuek!

Hmm… Fucking in the air didn’t make me feel any better. I wrapped my hand around her smoke and hit her daughter, and only then did she respond.

If I continue like this for 30 minutes, I will somehow be able to ejaculate…

-Kkuek.

[Minion – Kunekune unable to fight]

[Fairy Guardian – John wins!]

“Ah.”

When Kunekune disappeared, my mind became clear. I didn’t look back because I was worried about what our women would be looking at.

Just the gaze piercing the back of my head was enough to hurt me.

“No… This is force majeure… He used a mental attack…”

“Gwangma. Make excuses by looking at us. Where are you looking?”

“Dad…”

Avni’s words that he was like a father hit me like a dagger. It was so ugly that even his father, Baragiin Ebni, couldn’t think of any other praise.

I’d rather take out the Gaia Harp Hole and masturbate. If I had, I wouldn’t have looked like a crazy person fussing in the air.

I don’t know if I would have made her pregnant, but Kunekune died before the semen came out.

This suffering. This shame. Let’s use this anger as a driving force to defeat the minions of something spooky.

“Something spooky! Quickly send out the next minion!”

-Crazy person…

I felt Sophia blushing from behind.

“Something spooky is talking! No one has ever heard something spooky before! Yohan is the first to make communication possible!”

“You know it was that shocking.”

“Ranran was also a little shocked. Gwangma is really Gwangma.”

Shit. Is my face red now? My head gets hot and steam comes out. My face was so hot that I felt dazed.

-A truly crazy person…

[Guardian – Something eerie has sent out a second minion.]

[Minion – A fish that catches anglers.]

A spring has appeared in the field. It was such a friendly spring that a rabbit that woke up early in the morning came to wash its face and left after drinking only water.

“Johan. I trust you no matter how strange you are.”

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

I was trying to fill up the ongdal spring for revenge from earlier, but my attention was drawn to the fishing rod in front of me.

For some reason, I felt like I had to catch the fish that lived in Ongdal Spring. I sat on a fishing chair and grabbed a fishing rod.

“There’s no bait?”

Kang Taegong didn’t put bait on the hook, saying he was fishing for time, but what I had to catch was the fish in Ongdal Spring.

This fish loved human flesh. My favorite part is the part where life is condensed.

When it comes to human life, it’s the heart. You may have to pull out his heart and use it as bait, but a man has two lives.

A man who loses his heart dies physically, but a man who loses his genitals dies conceptually.

My item was too big and precious to cut it up and hang it on a fishing rod. A documentary about Earth suddenly came to mind.

Children living in the Amazon caught fish with their bare bodies, without fishing rods. They would dig holes in the mud and stick their hands in to catch toothless fish.

Wouldn’t it be possible if my dick was as thick as a child’s forearm? I squatted down in Ongdalsaem and stuck my dick in.

The water felt as cool as Chacha’s pussy, colder than Cheonsol’s pussy. The flow of water tickled the glans like the movement of a vagina.

It would be perfect if tightening was added here. The moment I felt regret, the fish swallowed my dick.

“It’s a big one!”

The moment I received fellatio from the fish, I stood up. A fish the size of my forearm fluttered about.

“A big ship…”

The moment the fish came out of the water, it quickly shrunk. It soon turned into a corpse giving off a rotten smell.

[Minion – Unable to battle fish that catches anglers!]

[Fairy Guardian – John wins!]

“Ah.”

As soon as the mind that had been fascinated by the fish returned, a sense of shame came over me.

“Kill me…”

“Yo, Johan! The method was a bit weird, but it’s okay! You beat the two most difficult minions!”

Sophia’s comfort made her lungs hurt. No matter how much I am, this is… So embarrassing that I wanted to die.