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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 197

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 197

Chapter 197 – 800th Place (1)

Even though morning came, Eve could not wake up. Cheonsol, who slept later than her, had already woken up and finished taking her shower.

“Gwangma. Why do you look at Eve like that?”

“I couldn’t use it to get pregnant.”

Yesterday I was so drunk that I couldn’t get pregnant. When I woke up in the morning and thought with a clear head, it might have been better to have it lay an egg and give it a child and a companion who would help it climb the tower.

“Your worries are so useless. She thought that the main woman did not want to part with her childhood friend.”

“Anyway, we can meet if we want to. Even if it’s not a divine world, it’s common for friends to not often meet.”

“I don’t know because she doesn’t have any friends.”

Could it be that he touched Cheonsol’s vice? Was her comment meant to hurt the feelings of a child who had no friends?

“Even though she has no friends…”

“It was because they were all vampirs under me. Hehe. Still, there were a few women I was close with, so I understand how Gwangma feels.”

“… As expected, he is the religious leader.”

“Why are you praising me all of a sudden? I’m embarrassed, but I’m proud. Please do more.”

After praising Cheonsol a few more times, Eve woke up. Eve blinked her eyes and took stock of the situation, then she lifted the blanket that roughly covered her body up to her head and hid, and after a while, she only peeked out her eyes.

Cheonsol and I watched the series of processes with satisfaction.

“Hawaii is such a cute girl.”

“Gwangma is breaking her merrymaking again. Still, we can’t deny her cuteness. Come on Eve. Did you sleep well?”

“… I’d rather kill you. Please.”

“I think the shameful death has already been done.”

“Really please.”

After teasing Hawaii roughly, it was time to go.

“I’ll leave soon.”

“Already? I want to be with you a little longer…”

“There will be many opportunities in the future. And our separation is not an eternal separation. Although our bodies may be apart, our hearts will always be together.”

[The crazy person cheers for the sponsor.]

I sent a message with a warm meaning, but Eve’s face was distorted in a hideous way.

“That’s right! You were a crazy person! Hey! Why on earth did you give me the Naked Armor skill! How much trouble did I have to go through because of you…”

“Ike. Cheonsol. Let’s go back quickly!”

“Sigh. This is how it always ends when you get tangled up with Gwangma.”

*

As soon as I returned to the divine world, I saw three children squatting and scribbling on the ground. I’m an adult now, so it’s a bit weird to call him a child.

Next to the children, the slave spirit and the spirit that had contracted with Ebni were carefully shaking off the mud from Naa’s tail.

“It’s so delicate. Hmm. I like it.”

“I can help Lamia take a mud bath and get the mud after the bath. Even though it doesn’t help us, it’s a good reagent for nurturing mite spirits. I’m really lucky. Isn’t Rirota happy too?”

“I don’t want to work…”

“You have to work hard! You’ll reach Ebni?”

“Work hard…”

The slave’s escapade has been thwarted once again. The three children who were playing sullenly found me.

“Every maniac!”

“Dad…”



Where have you been?

Patter-dap

The children ran and surrounded me as if someone was chasing them. Cheonsol, who was crossing her arms, shook her head and gave up her seat.

Then Ranran took the front, and Avni and Lulu took up both my arms.

“Guys. Are you being more active in skinship today?”

“No! Ranran is the same as usual!”

Is it the same as usual? Ranran, who has been attached to her parents since she was young and recently gave her virginity to me, is qualified to say such things.

“Me too…”

Eveni, who has been her dad’s gum scab since she was little, also deserves these words.



It’s the same for me.

There were times when Lulu desperately wanted affection from me.

Therefore, the skinship between father and daughter was not strange at all. She gave herself to the kids and felt their tails wrapping around her ankles.

“Are you better?”

“What do you think? Isn’t it different?”

“Hmm… The tail has a sheen to it. But it’s not just shiny, it’s a soft, muted color.”

“That’s right! I took a mud bath! I can use some of the magical techniques!”

I was surprised. Do you get such benefits just by taking a bath?

I was so shocked that I ignored the kids who were shaking their bodies and kept talking to Naa.

“Then why haven’t you done it until now?”

“I need a lot of help. My friends, of course, and Nooye and I are very helpful, so I was able to help.”

“Next time, I’ll help you too.”

It would be beneficial to have a means to reflect magic just by taking a bath.

“I will help you too.”

“Really? I’m happy.”

As Naa and her chatted, the kids became more attached to each other. Avni tried to put her arm between her cleavage… And she felt sad.

Lulu smiled her victory.

“Habit…”



Ah! Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?



“Education…”



Okay! Now it’s time to decide on my sister! Now I am the older sister!



“Is this a fight? Ranran should get involved too!”

It’s a mess. Lulu worked hard to raise the undead, but she was unable to prevent Eveni and Ranran from passing the exam. In fact, it seemed like Lulu would have lost even if Ranran had been there.

Even the guy called Cheonmutguk or Cheonmurin was defeated without being able to break through Lulu’s undead, but Ranran has become stronger than that bastard.

“Okay. Where is Sophia?”

Suddenly

“Did you call me? No! Why are the kids fighting? Don’t fight. Since Yohan is here too, let’s go to battle!”

“Yes! Zuyin!”

“Yes…”


Hehe. The world is spinning.

Lulu, who had been hit hard in a short period of time, was talking nonsense. She reached out to the child who was lying down, grabbed my hand, and stood up, hitting her body with a rebound.


Hehe. It’s a headbutt.



“You’re fine.”

“Yohan is fine too. “I’ve been on a date with Cheonsol for a day, so I guess I can do well in battle, right?”

A faint tinge of life was detected in the voice. She seems upset because someone went out to play without her.

“Of course. “Master.”

“Me too. What if a minion refuses to battle?”

“That’s the attitude. “Don’t lose that attitude in the future.”

Sophia tugged at my ear in warning.
It didn’t hurt because she didn’t use any force in the sense of corporal punishment.

If so, it’s formality. Why is this like this?

“Next time, come play with me too. Okay?”

After quickly whispering, Sophia dropped her flirtatious attitude. That’s why it was like that. She is a really cute goddess.

“Of course.”

“Good! The next battle opponent is ranked 985th! It is said that he has about 20 minions, and what are the characteristics of the people who mainly participate in battle…”

*

We continued our winning streak. There were almost no trainers who could stop me and Cheonsol, who had reached 99.99% of level 2, the limit of the newbie league, and the kids and Naa, who had achieved new talents and skills by achieving level 2.

“Ranran is just like Gwangma!”

Instead of gaining a new talent, Ranran obtained [Diamond Buddha], An evolution of [Iron Man]. He had the best winning rate among the three children because he was a talented person who was well-matched to the orthodox martial arts group.

“Fusion…”

Instead of a new talent, Avni gained a skill called [Fusion]. It was similar to the talent called [Spirit Transformation], Which allowed her to merge herself and spirits, but it was a skill that could only combine spirits.

Level 1 Ebni fulfilled her limit by contracting with two upper-level spirits, but level 2 Ebni was able to command the earth mite spirit or lower-level spirit without a contract.

She even made a contract with a mid-level spirit. The upper-level spirits Christa and Rirota were originally enemies and were extremely reluctant to fuse with each other, so the mid-level spirits mainly fused with the lower-level spirits.



Death is not permitted in the land I rule!

Lulu has not yet been completely cured of her middle school illness. He said he gained a talent called [Death Rage Field], Which turns the surrounding area into an undead-specialized area. But why say it like that?



Oh! Don’t look at me like that!

It was fun to see Lulu being embarrassed after making a remark in middle school.

“Haeaemuu.”

Naa gained the talent to control fog. It was a skill that went well with the skill called [Sea Fog] On the spear she received from Sky Leon.

Anyway, thanks to the advance of the four, we continued our easy victory. In some cases, one of the four achieved an all-kill, so there were cases where Sophia’s rule of 3 battles a day was not followed.

Thanks to this, the ranking continued to rise. We have a hurdle ahead of us.

“Guys! The next opponent, ranked 800th, is a trainer called the gatekeeper! I’m unlucky and can’t move up because the trainers above are all counters, but I was evaluated that if they disappear, I’ll be able to move up to 300th place!”

“On Shinmu Wiki?”

“No! In the community of gods! “How many posts are there lamenting about being a gatekeeper and telling people to move up quickly?”

The information collected by Sophia, the ghost of the community, is largely accurate.

“Hmm. It’s difficult to understand. The skills are sufficient, but doesn’t that mean that all the trainers above are compatible? What if all trainers were of the same race? Is that possible?”

“It’s a natural question. It’s hard to explain… Should I say that the trainer is a spiritual type? Anyway, since that’s where the minions are, they’re similar. I’ll have to see this for myself to know. “I’ll let you know when I go into battle.”

“I understand.”

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia has requested a designated battle.][Guardian – Something eerie has accepted the battle request.]

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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