Chapter 186 – I Advent (2)
“If you ask where I saw it, it’s normal for you to answer!”
I reflexively made a joke, but my first words with Eve were very meaningful. In the first place, I spit out Hawawa, the signature line of the streamer Hawawa, a female high school student who has served in the military, but I don’t know why the response came back asking where I saw it.
Did you remember seeing me in the game? There were a lot of people in the community who wanted to stab me, so I tried to make them as dissimilar to me as possible in the customizing game.
If I lie, I might be exposed, so I have to tell the truth.
“This will be your first time seeing me. But I kept watching you.”
I don’t know about Eve, but it was a long time ago when she was observed as a constellation. When I was a newbie to fighting games, the streamer I looked up for as reference was Hawaii.
So my style resembles Hawaii. She was a good girl, so I improved a lot and took the top spot in the rankings, but anyway, Hawaii was my teacher when I was a newbie.
“Hmm… It’s strange. I’m sure I’ve seen it somewhere.”
Eve did not believe me and continued to doubt me. Which game did I make a similar karma to? Or did Hawaii see a man like me who was handsome, charming, dandy, and the list of his strengths was endless?
She appealed to being a virgin broadcaster and said that a person who didn’t even do the usual We Got Married content met a man. After all, you shouldn’t believe the streamer’s words, ‘I’ve never had a boyfriend.’
Who would have thought that even Hawaii, who was breaking the heads of unicorns around the world, would do this. Even if it wasn’t the man she was meeting, she was shaken by the duplicity.
Because what Hawaii said earlier was a typical work comment. She saw the constellation and immediately took action. She would have canceled her sponsorship if she had not informed Eve that she was a virgin.
“Enough chit-chat. Let’s deal with that beast quickly.”
“If you are a constellation, wouldn’t you kill a beast like that quickly? Why are you in such a hurry?”
“Are you asking because you don’t know?”
“I’m asking because I don’t know, right?”
What Eve said was right. When I thought about it calmly, I realized that Eve didn’t know about the bet I made with Cheonsol and others. Should I have just let you know?
No. If it were Eve, who had a lot of evil power, the moment she heard about the bet, she would have been idle until another patron attacked the 10th floor and went up to the 11th floor.
To viewers who asked why I didn’t go up, they said, ‘Ah, the constellation made a bet with me? He must have made an excuse like ‘I don’t want to let a crazy person win~’.
It was a terrible family to even imagine. I rolled up my sleeves and approached the beast.
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As the beast cried, the sound of rolling stars rang out. As I approached the cowering animal, I took a composition that would clearly show its wide back.
What if Hawaii, who had been working on it from the beginning, falls in love? I hope that by becoming a constellation, I can make my name known widely.
Cheonsol and Lulu were so popular that they also found other sponsors. I didn’t like the guys who called my name and asked me to give them strength because they all had screws missing.
If you have some talent, you might be disappointed with your looks, and if you look good, you won’t be able to fight, so you won’t get angry. It would be nice to expand the talent pool and find some decent sponsors.
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When it got within range of the beast, it growled and inflated the scales on its neck. Countless battle experiences have helped him figure out what to do next.
So I just kept walking. The beast launched its scales. If it had been Hawaii, it would have been sharp enough to pierce my skin and cut my bones, but it didn’t even scratch my skin; it only made a hole in my clothes.
I was satisfied to see the naturally exposed muscles. This is why I came out without any equipment. If you don’t show off the muscles that [Diamond Buddha] Built at this time, when will you show off?
Step by step
As I walked away without any damage, the frightened animal swung its front paw. I showed Hawaii, a fake man, what a true man is.
Kong.
The front paw touched the head, but no damage was done. Let alone any damage, there was no stopping power. I pushed the beast’s front paws away just by walking.
“No… Damn munchkin…”
Eve’s exclamation could be heard from behind. Okay. Admire and praise me like that.
“But why does it seem familiar the more I look at it? In particular, that mound looks so familiar.”
It must be similar to my father’s back. No. When did Hawawa reveal a story about being an orphan on air? Did you say that this was the first generation of test-tube babies that was experimentally implemented by the government?
Watching her live, he suspected that she might be from the same orphanage, but he put his doubts aside when he saw her face. At the orphanage where I was born and raised, there was no girl as pretty as Hawaii.
Now that I think about it, Director, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen her face. Should I go out and play after killing the animal? This time, I have to go alone and sell memories.
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“Ah. “Are you there yet?”
I was thinking so much that I didn’t even notice the animal chewing on my head. In terms of minions, he’s a weak guy who’s not even level 1, so he doesn’t show any signs of biting.
Let’s spit out that line before killing him.
“Ah… I just figured it out. Your level. It was so boring that I wanted to kill it.”
Puck
The animal died with one punch. I looked back at Eve, roughly brushing off the silver blood on her hands.
This must have been enough, right? As a constellation, let us also inspire the motivation of our sponsors.
“Hawawa. If you try hard, you too can be like me. “Because you are the successor to my talents and skills.”
Ugh. It’s cool even if I do it. I feel drunk even though I haven’t drank. I was satisfied and waited for Eve’s reaction, but it was different from what I expected.
“Uh, um. Constellation. Are you Korean by any chance?”
“…”
“No. Sorry. Since you are a constellation, that can’t be possible. But you know Korean memes very well…?”
I didn’t want to keep it a secret, but Sophia told me to reveal it as late as possible, so let’s talk about it.
“It was fun that you were doing a broadcast. “I learned there.”
It wasn’t a lie. Most of the memes I know I learned from the Hawaiian broadcast. ‘I roughly understood your level’ is a line I uttered during one of the few matches where Hawaii beat me.
I can’t tell you how absurd it was when I watched it again. I knew well that Koreans are people who say, ‘You’re not good at games’ if you win once even if you lose 99 times, but I didn’t know that I would actually be defeated.
“Is that so? Does that make sense?”
“Anyway, Hawaii. My time is almost over. Now that it’s goodbye, if you want to ask anything, feel free to ask. For example, how do you become strong like me?”
“Hmm… I’m curious about that too. Crazy Human, why is your constellation name Crazy Human?”
“… Other constellations call me that.”
“As expected.”
What is it like? Is this the only impression you get when you see my wonderful appearance? Is it all about having a pretty face and some talent?
In fact, it was everything.
“Are you, by any chance, weaker than other constellations?”
“What bullshit! Among the constellations on Earth, I am the strongest! They all lost to me! Even the harmony of yin and yang, the pure blood fighter, and the master of the earth spirit are my daughters!”
“Oh.”
Hawaii shook her head. She wasn’t a mind reader, but it was clear what she was thinking. As a Korean who is serious about games, he thought, ‘My constellation is the strongest. You’ll think, ‘You made a good choice.’
I understood because I was the one who chose the god with the best evaluation in Earth’s virtual reality game, similar to the constellation game.
“Anyway, I’m the best, so I work hard to promote it. “I’m leaving now.”
The power of transmission enveloped me. While waiting for the return to the divine world, Hawaii urgently shouted.
“Wait a minute! “Just tell me your name!”
“It is John.”
“Yes…?”
Eve’s eyes shook wildly. You’re probably feeling anxious too. Because her wild eyes and anxious heart are inseparable.
Eve shouted something, something, something, but she could not hear, and she returned to the divine world. When she arrived in the garden, Sophia and others surrounded me.
Looking at his triumphant expression, I could guess what he was going to say. But she tried to look the other way.
“What happened to everyone? I’m tired from going down and coming back, so should I go in and get some rest? Cheonsol. How do you feel?”
“Gwangma. “Don’t change your mind.”
“That’s right! Gwangma is the last one!”
The women laughed. Even Avni laughed evilly.
“I…”
“Furthermore, since you were first place and Avni was second place, you got the right to wish? In the first place, the bet wasn’t that the sponsor would ask the last person to make a wish to reach the 10th floor first.”
“Dad…”
Avni made a pitiful expression. Looking at her teary eyes, she couldn’t say no.
“Okay. I’ll even give you the right to wish for Avni.”
“Hehe…”
“I’m excited! It’s a wish right! What kind of wish should I wish for Yohane? I’m already at Kii University. “What kind of wish should you make, Eevnii?”
“Secret…”
“Then it’s a secret.”
I feel like I’ve been wronged somehow. It’s okay because Avni is cute.
It’s unfair. The beast I caught kept summoning its minions, so it was difficult to catch it quickly.
“Was the boss you faced different as soon as you sponsored?”
That’s right! They say they analyze the patron’s battle patterns and skills and summon the most difficult boss to deal with!
Was it difficult? It wasn’t that difficult because he was a guy who died with one punch. It looks like Lulu is being cruel.
“Lulu. That’s life.”
Hehe. I also wanted to have the right to wish. It’s so unfair.
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Hawaii didn’t collect the items the boss spit out, but just looked at the place where the constellation disappeared. The shock was so great that it was difficult to think normally.
‘John. I said it was John. It was definitely John.’
Eve kept repeating John. She is a boy who grew up in the same orphanage as her. Although he was naughty, he was trusted by his nanny and was like a prince who protected Eve from the naughty kids who bullied her.
Now I know why it was so familiar.
“It was John…”
The child she thought of every time she was asked a question about her first love. Even as a child, he made her heart flutter so much that she sometimes appeared in her dreams, but one day he disappeared and could not be found.
I don’t know how it became a constellation. There was so little information that I could only guess that it was related to the appearance of the tower.
Eve, who was guessing the relationship between John and the tower, scratched her head. Even if she thinks to herself, she can’t come up with an answer.
Since there is not enough information, I need to find someone who knows.
‘Now that I think about it, the nanny has good news, so she asked me to come visit. It’s been a while since she got to see her nanny’s face.
