Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 184

Chapter 184 – Designated Battle (4)

Trainer @@## was a proud tentacled creature belonging to the invertebrate family of one-eyed tentacles and the family of multi-tentacles. She was born with the dream that a creature born with tentacles must have.

It’s about catching a female adventurer and playing tentacle! I heard that among the tentacles on planets and universes different from her hometown, there are crazy sexual desirers who capture adventurers of different genders and enjoy playing tentacle spawning, but @@## did not treat abnormal sexual desirers as the same tentacles.

The same was true for them, so a relationship of mutual dislike was formed. @@## Hated perverts, but he was jealous of one thing.

Unlike @@##, which is born as a trefoil and whose tentacles are less than 1 cm in diameter, they have tentacles as thick and bulky as the arms of most male servants.

The thicker the tentacles, the more handsome and beautiful the monster is, which transcends the limits of species and even the point of view of beauty, and looks terrible!

If compared to a human being, it was a monster with a dick measuring 1 m. Even that was the minimum. The thick one does not have forearms, but tentacles the size of a human torso.

Actually, I didn’t know why @@## was treated as the same race as those perverts. Because of these different viewpoints, the thick tentacle tribe and the three-legged tentacle tribe have been engaged in a war that has continued since the distant past.

In ancient times, wars that involved people killing and killing each other have changed into modern times to see who gets the best results in the ‘Game of Gods’ and who produces excellent trainers.

Among the newbie trainers, there were only @@## three-legged tentacles, but there were two thick tentacles. One of the dogs was even ranked higher than @@##.

Until last week. Since the three-legged tentacle tribe was all female, they had the desire to ‘play tentacle to a crazy human’, and because they were in the losing camp, they received a worse reward than @@##.

Thanks to this, @@## ranked higher than them and entered the top 1000. So how can you dislike Sofia and the Mad Man’s party?

-♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

@@## Used all the tentacles to make a heart. The young Deathrage chuckled after receiving her message of gratitude.

Actually, @@## didn’t know what kind of race Deathrage was. I just read what the minion information told me.

-@@##?

Are you a minority race? There is only one of me, so if it is a minority, it is a minority.



-!!!!

If you were the founder of a tribe, there was a very high chance that you would rise to the status of a god in the future. Lilith, the famous vampire goddess, was also the progenitor of the race, and Biyam, the progenitor of snakes, also occupied the throne.

@@ ## Tried to impress Lulu, the daughter of a crazy human, because she liked her, but when she became a mid-level goddess, she wanted to look better to the prospective goddess who was obviously going to be a young goddess.

[Trainer – @@## sends out the first minion.]

[Minion – Tentacle Fairy @##@@]

So, I sent out my newly acquired minion. I wanted to show it off because it is an SSR-level fairy that appears very rarely even in the fairy draw.

Lulu, who is called the fairy’s older sister, will recognize this fairy’s cuteness!

Oh. Are you a fairy born later than me?



-@##@@Lee Aeo

Should I call you sister?



-#@

Right, right. Come here.

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

The battle started, but neither of the two minions attacked the other. The tentacle fairy climbed onto his new sister’s chest and patted him.

There was a minor issue where I had to secure my clothes with tentacles for fear of falling, but it wasn’t a big deal.

When two minions are spending healing time without fighting. @@## Attempted to befriend Sophia.

-@#@###@?

“Let’s be friends with the same goddess? Did you see a good performance at the farm? “You were also among the minions cheering for Yohan?”

-#@@@@!

“You want to be friends? Then would you like to share our community nickname? It’s not a big deal, you just have to like what the other person posts.”

“Sophia. You have finally found an internet friend.”

“John stay still!”

*

It’s unfair. I was genuinely happy that Sofia had made her new friend and just congratulated her. The goddess, unaware of my feelings, chatted intently with her tentacle friend.

The tentacle goddess who stole me from me… When I looked closely, she was quite a beautiful woman. In that race, she was clearly the most beautiful girl in the province.

“Gwangma. Why are you looking at @@## so passionately? “I think she might get a little sick of it if her true daughter’s suspicions turn out to be true.”

“Iohaan is a wonderful man who knows the charm of the Morden race.”

“Hot?!”

Cheonsol was pounding me as usual, but her breasts were fluttering as if she was embarrassed by her progress. Then she hesitated and gave a compliment.

“Of course, wasn’t Gwangma the man who also accepted the main woman? Uhm… And… Your eyes on the opposite sex are very accurate.”

“That’s right! Gwangma recognizes beautiful women accurately!”

Ranran was jumping around excitedly. Abni, who was right next to me, was calm, so the two were in perfect contrast.

“Me too…”

“I’m just like Avni! “That tentacle goddess is pretty!”

Me, Ranran, and Avni acknowledged it. @@## Is a beauty. Men are naturally attracted to beautiful women.

So it wasn’t strange at all that I looked at @@##.

“Okay, Cheonsol?”

“Pfft… I will try to develop my aesthetic sense as well.”

“Go ahead and help me?”

“… Please.”

Vampir and I moved forward and joined hands. I was moved to tears when I saw the two most indifferent women in our divine world become friends.

“Dad…”

“Do you think I look handsome if I smile too much?”

“I heard that Ranran looks foolish if she laughs too much!”

“Ranran. “Do you think Abni, who is my father’s father, would say something like that?”

“That’s right…”

She patted Ebni’s head and said that her father was absolutely right. Ranran puffed out her cheeks and rubbed her breasts vigorously.

It seems like they think I’ll like it, and they got it right. I was excited because I enjoyed touching, kneading, biting, and sucking breasts.

Ebni, stimulated, rubbed her breasts as well. There was something soft amidst the hardness. That alone accelerated the patting.

“Happiness…”

Avni died happy. Seeing her daughter’s melted face is one of life’s pleasures.

“John!”

I was in the middle of playing with my daughters when Sophia called me.

“Why?”

“My friend @@## said he wanted to thank you? Thanks to this, she gained an upper hand over competing races.”

“He said he wanted to become friends with the goddess.”

She would have gritted her teeth like Absolu if she had been a goddess for Sophia’s bitterness. It seems that she was favored because she was a goddess who had benefited from it.

“John. What does that mean? Huh?”

“Anyway, there’s no need to be grateful. I was just fighting to protect her daughter. Oh, of course, our Sophia too.”

The hand that was pinching my cheek suddenly lost its strength. Sophia was wandering like Ebni.

“John too…”

[Battle ends!]

[Minion – Deathrage Lulu wins!]

Why are you having fun without me? Please include me too!

Her daughter was upset, but the professional dad wasn’t fazed by this.

“Lulu. Did you have a good time with her new little brother?”

He was polite. Thanks to you, I did a good job persuading her to abstain. @@## Also agreed.



“It’s a tentacle fairy, but wasn’t it awkward because it was different from other fairies?”

Lulu looked at me like I was crazy about her. It was appropriate appeasement, but why did you do this?

Dad started with the wheat fairy, then made the earthworm fairy and the condom fairy. If you’re a tentacle fairy, you’re a good person.



“…”

It was a sharp point that could not be refuted. Never thought there would come a day in my life when I would lose an argument to her daughter. This is called Cheongchuleoram.

Come to think of it, all my daughters were good at arguing. Ranran is overly bright and has her own pace, so she makes her opponent fall into her own pace, and Eveni is slow, so she blows up her opponent’s outfit, and even Lulu is a sassy murderer.

I’m a really nice person, but who do I resemble to be like this? It was clear that she took after her mothers.

[Trainer – @@## abstained.]

[Guardian of the Goddess – Sophia wins.]

While she was shocked by losing to Lulu and blamed her child’s mothers, the goddesses reached an agreement and ended her battle. We won the challenge and moved up one level in the rankings, and @@## was satisfied with building a friendship with a goddess with an outstanding servant named me. It was a win-win result.

As soon as she returned to the God Realm, Lulu muttered.

I was satisfied. Although it’s unfortunate that I wasn’t able to get all kills on Absolune’s minions, I had a great debut. Also, I discovered a new level of necromancy while playing with my tentacle fairy brother.



“Oh. “What is it?”

Come out

!

Lulu spread her arms and shouted. Then a fairy with a translucent body appeared.

-I am a ghost fairy!

How is it? It’s an undead fairy.



“That’s amazing?”

I was truly impressed. Obsessed with the idea of ​​Earth, I could only think of zombies, skeletons, and wraiths. Lulu, who was born and raised in the divine world, broke her common sense.

I guess this is why the term Maengmosamcheonjigyo came about. Children should be educated in a good place…

Uh? A sponsor is calling me? Dad! My sponsor said he was going to conquer the boss on the 10th floor! I’ll go and help you!

Shushuk

Lulu, who boasted of being an undead fairy, disappeared. While I was blankly looking at her empty seat, Benny tapped my shoulder.

“Me too…”

Shoo shoo shoo

“If I get better, I’ll go.”

Shoo shoo shoo

In an instant, only me, Sophia, Cheonsol, and Ranran remained. I looked longingly at the two vampirs.

“No, right? “Tell me no.”

“Gwangma. I guess you’ll lose the bet. If you’re going to make excuses for Ranran, I want to stop you. “Because I sponsored a child, I wasn’t eligible to participate in the bet.”

“No…”

“Then let’s come back and see you.”

Shoo shoo

When everything disappeared, Hyeonta came. Why did I choose Hawaii? Even if she’s a little less pretty and less skilled, she’ll choose a girl who listens well.

I have to relieve this anger somehow.

[A crazy person doubts Eve’s talent. I wonder if her choice was wrong.]

[The crazy person says Eve couldn’t even improve her game.]

[Hawawa is running wild! Long way! Fly!]

Eve’s anger was felt in the message. I finally feel better now.