Chapter 175 – Cha Cha (2)
As I was stroking Avni’s head, I heard a cheeky sound.
“Hey! Kim Yohan!”
The voice was familiar, but the content inside was unfamiliar. Even Avni didn’t seem to understand what he heard.
After confirming that there was nothing wrong with each other’s ears, we confirmed the source of the voice.
A Kim dwarf with a full beard was accompanying a dwarf with a relatively poor beard.
“Kim Dwarf…”
“Haha! Yes, it’s me! Kim Dwarf! It’s been a while!”
Why does he keep speaking informally? Have I eaten the dreaded honey chestnuts so long ago that I have forgotten what they taste like?
It might be possible with Kim Dwarf’s low intelligence. Ebni stroked her fist as if she knew my thoughts.
You can even infuse spirit power into a honey chestnut that hurts even when you just hit it. She is my daughter, but she has grown up very well.
“Evni. Watch carefully and use it when Rirota rebels.”
“Yeah…”
Dwarf Kim smiled awkwardly as he approached her and relaxed her shoulders.
“Ha. Ha. Ha! Indeed! This is the youngest member who has just joined our workshop! Greetings, youngest member!”
“A human artisan friend! And an elf artisan nephew! Nice to meet you! I am Iseraka and Dominafu of the Black Anvil Tribe!”
“What… What?”
“Iserakawa Dominapu!”
It was difficult to memorize because it was a needlessly long and inconsistent name. It can’t be helped.
“Idwarp. Close your eyes for a moment.”
“Idwarp!”
Eidwarf was startled and jumped up. Avni looked at the dwarf who was smaller than her, probably because it was cute how she was jumping around.
“You’re giving me the same nickname you gave me! A human craftsman friend! I want to give you a nickname too!”
“…”
What did Dwarf Kim say that made him look at me so favorably? As I looked at him in bewilderment, Dwarf Kim moved his arms vigorously.
I can’t sign language? The moment I was about to scold him, a voice came through the earth.
-Please just take a look! I want to save face in front of the deputy commander! I will do whatever you ask me to do, so please!
“… Sure.”
Dwarf Kim may have been obnoxious, but he was still a member of the cult who served Cheonsol. Really. Are you still a religious believer?
If you ask me later and say no, I will have to pay you back with interest for the honey chestnuts I missed today.
“Human, craftsman, friend. How about a craftsman together?”
“Just call me John.”
“Why?”
“If you want to call me John, call me you bastard.”
In all my life, I have never seen a nickname worse than a crazy person.
“Sir! You can call me Yohan too!”
“Yes, yes. Congratulations.”
“Yay!”
As Eidwarp jumped up and down, the customers waiting for the workshop’s items chuckled.
“Cook…”
Avni also joined the chuckling ranks. Laughter. It’s the same as other people’s laughter.
Abni, who had laughed for several days at once, whispered to me.
“Aunt…”
“Dwarf aunt is cute?”
Was Eidwarf a woman? If you look closely, you can see that she has a very feminine appearance. Her muscles are tightly compressed rather than convex, her beard is thin, and her voice is a bit thin…
But dwarves really suck. I have an aesthetic sense that allows me to find charm in any race, but when it comes to races that look similar to humans, I judge their beauty based on humans.
Platvice, who had failed to get pregnant because of a condom, had shiny skin but had pretty eyes and face, a good body, and all golden hair, so she had a unique charm.
Legacy sucked because he was human except for his head, arms, tail, and lower thighs.
Besides that, each has their own charm… Dwarves are an eternally impossible race unless they shave their damn beards.
“But is it okay for you guys to fool around here? I guess you’re busy.”
“Ah!”
No sooner had the foolish Kim Dwarf sighed than a sharp shout came from inside the workshop.
“Kim Dwarf! Dominafu! Come in quickly and get to work!”
“Yes, yep! Johan! It was nice to see you after a long time!”
Kim Dwarf and Eidwarp hurriedly entered the workshop. I also followed. This is because I wanted to let Kim Dwarf know the shame that follows someone who says goodbye.
“Huh? Our human artisan friend!”
The workshop leader recognized me and greeted me warmly. As he greeted me, he told me how busy he was by not stopping to hammer.
“Our Abni is here too! Abni! How are you?”
“Yes…”
“Elves are disgusting, but Avni is always cute! Avni! Look over there! I prepared your favorite cashew nuts! We were originally going to eat them together, but as you can see, I was too busy.”
“What? Avni is here? Avni! I also prepared cacao powder! Mix it with water and eat it!”
“Abni?”
“Ebni!”
Even though the dwarves were busy working, they somehow managed to say a word to Avni. It was like fans who went to a fan meeting to meet their idol.
“Dad…”
Ebni, who had been harassed by the dwarves, proudly declared in front of me. The sensitive dwarf burst into tears.
“Abni…! You’ll do things together for us! You’ve grown really well!”
“My human artisan friend doesn’t even look at me because his quota is over! Sigh…”
“Even if you say that, it won’t help.”
Unlike Avni, who was idle, I had a lot to do. I asked the dwarf captain.
“Please take care of Avni. I will come pick you up after I finish my work.”
“Ebni is all grown up now, so she can go home on her own, right?”
“No…”
Ebni puffed out her cheeks as if pouting. The dwarf captain is desperate.
“I’m sorry, Abni. Do you still want to go home with dad?”
“Yeah…”
“Then let’s work together with aunt until dad comes back?”
“Yes…!”
I left the workshop and left Avni behind. I somehow feel like a father leaving my child at a daycare and going to work.
It’s a workshop, not a daycare center, and you earn a fortune by working, so you’re a princess maker?
The creator of that classic game must have been a pioneer ahead of his time.
Finally, after seeing the workshop building, we moved to the meeting place. Chacha, who was sitting sullenly on a bench in the park, noticed me and jumped up.
-Gwangma!
“Chacha!”
Chacha ran up to me and hugged me tightly. Chacha’s body temperature was conveyed because he was wearing regular clothes instead of armor.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t feel the softness of my chest. Instead, I felt a hard sensation, including the bra.
“Chacha.”
-Let’s stay like this just a little bit longer.
“Okay.”
I was trying to stroke Chacha’s hair, but I noticed that the styling was done with a lot of force, so I held back.
It looks like you made it up as a first date. It was only after leaving the warm hug that I was able to take a look at Chacha’s outfit.
-…
Chacha wore a princess-style dress. His neck was cut into a U-line, exposing the undead’s characteristic pale skin and deep collarbones, but barely covering his cleavage.
His chest was very full, and from what I felt when we hugged him earlier, he had a little bit of plumpness in it. The waist was also tightened with a corset, and the skirt was so full, like the medieval nobles seen in movies, that it looked uncomfortable to walk on.
-Why… Are you looking at me like that… Is it strange that a Death Knight wears clothes like this…?
“I was blown away by how well it suits you. You looked cool when you wore the armor, but you look cute dressed up like this?
-…
Chacha grabbed my hand for no reason. His grip was so strong that if it were an ordinary person, the bones in his hands would have been crushed.
-This is the robe I often wore when I was alive! Of course, it will suit you!
“Yeah. It’s cute. But did you wear it like this by yourself?”
-There are quite a few undead who serve me in Chichi King’s divine world. I left it to them. I haven’t dressed up since I became undead, but I haven’t forgotten.
“I have to say thank you to them. Thanks to you, I saw Princess Chacha.”
-Don’t make fun of me!
As I was walking through the park, teasing ChaCha, I felt strange gazes on me. I wanted to check, but I couldn’t see anyone unusual.
-Why but?
“I felt like someone was watching.”
-Gwangma is famous, so of course people will look at it. Well, I found out about a good undead restaurant. Let’s go together.
“Is that so? I guess so.”
*
-SkelSkell
The skeleton served white soup made with boiled bones. Soup was served in a bowl shaped like a skull and placed on a table shaped like a coffin.
-Skelkelkel
-Thank you.
Chacha received a bead with white vapor billowing out of it. When I put a straw into a bead and sucked on a clove, the steam was absorbed by Chacha.
-It’s delicious, as expected! It’s Gwangma. You too, hurry up. The bone soup here touches the soul!
“Okay.”
The soup was better than I expected. Even if you search all the seolleongtang restaurants on the planet, it would be difficult to find a place that tastes this good.
“Do you get delivery from here? I guess I’ll have to get it delivered from here too from now on.”
-It works. We end the day with our house’s spiritual beads or bone soup.
“Thanks to you, I found a good restaurant.”
-There is also a menu for vampires here, so you can come with Cheonsol. I want to have a meal with the three of us later.
“That would be nice.”
It was my first time meeting Chacha alone, so I thought it would be awkward, but the conversation continued without interruption.
-Really. How is your sponsor these days? My patron learned necromancy and summoned the weakest skeleton in our god world and made a contract with it.
“Is that okay?”
-This is possible because your goddess has designated the undead world as Chichi King’s divine realm. Other sponsors also followed my advice and tried to create a connection with the divine world. It’s so special. So what about your sponsor?
“Hmm…”
I checked what Hawaii was doing.
[A crazy person advises that this is not how you catch orcs.]
[The crazy man tells him to just hit the orc’s fist because it tickles.]
-Omg! I thought the orcs had something to do, but no! Everyone! After I catch this, I’m going to go get the armor!
“…”
-As Gwangma’s supporter, of course he will listen well.
“… Yeah. If that’s what I’m saying, you’ll die in silence.”
I filled my stomach by chatting, but then I felt eyes on me again. Did you follow me from the park?
I looked around, but still. I couldn’t figure out who was looking.
“Chacha.”
-Sigh!
Chacha was watching me carefully and chewed his tongue. It doesn’t seem to hurt because it’s undead.
“Did you notice?”
-Well, did I show it off like that?
“?”
What are you talking about? Chacha, who was hesitant, closed his eyes and shouted.
-This restaurant actually doubles as an inn! I rented a special room on the 3rd floor!
Suddenly, the desire to find the owner of the gaze disappeared.
