Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 171

Chapter 171 – Constellation Game (3)

The first constellation name was disturbing, and the list that followed was also abnormal.

[2. A person who refuses to wear clothes]

[3. Naked Paladin]

[4. The ultimate possibility]

“Phew… Puh huh, huh…”

Sophia, who was watching from the side, fell, holding her stomach. Dohoyo and Chichiking, who were peeking over their shoulders, turned their gazes with subtle expressions.

“Is that because of what kind of star name came out?”

Sol Cheon, who was enjoying a tea party, also stood up, probably curious about my constellation name. I saw the screen that Cheonsol shared as if he was bragging.

[Minion – Cheonsol]

[Constellation name: Cult that rules blood]

“No. They gave Cheonsol a cute, if a bit cheesy, name, but why am I like this?”

Is it a crime to have the skill to get pregnant? Or is it because of the naked armor?

It was so unfair. I thought you created a lot of cool scenes. The only sin I committed was using my skills too well.

“What kind of nickname did you think Gwangma would receive?”

“At least there must be a fairy guardian.”

“Isn’t there one?”

Cheonsol pointed to the name of the 8th constellation.

[8. The naked pervert guardian of the fairy.]

[9. A person who has intercourse with a fairy.]

“This is a little different…”

“Hehe. There’s definitely a bit of an added comment.”

Cheonsol grinned. He looks like he doesn’t know what to do because it’s fun to make fun of me.

“Hmm… Sofia. Have you always thought of your minions like that?”

What does this mean again? I looked at Dohoyo and Sophia in turns, and Dohoyo giggled.

“The name of the constellation is determined based on big data accumulated by the system and management. In short, it was created by combining your story, which often appeared on the bulletin board, and Sophia’s thoughts.”

“Ah.”

Sophia, who had been rolling around on the floor, stopped laughing.

“Oh, no! I’ve always thought about Yohan a lot!”

“Like this?”

“It’s not real”

It may seem sincere, but it should not be overlooked. Sophia is a villain who runs two accounts. You can tell a lie without even putting spit in her mouth.

“If you look carefully, you can find normal constellation names!”

“Lies…”

“Is it true?”

Before I knew it, Everande also came and pointed at the screen. Chacha next to me had his face covered with a helmet, so I couldn’t see what kind of expression he was making.

[10. A crazy human being loved by a goddess.]

“…”

-…

“Cha, cha. Just smile.”

-Puhahahahahaha!!! The expression ‘crazy’ is never left out! Do it. I thought you were crazy from the moment I first saw you!

Are you really smiling when you are told to smile? When I have sex with Chacha, I have to go as slowly as possible and torture her so much that she turns into an undead and her dry tear glands reactivate.

Even if you beg me to stop, I will never stop…

“But there’s only number 10. I’ll have to go with this.”

“How about a simple crazy person? The shorter the constellation name, the more it represents the location. Humans on Earth will eventually realize how great Yohan is!”

“Hmm…”

“At first, there will be at least a few sponsors, and after a few years, the number of people who want to be chosen by Yohan will increase significantly. I will guarantee this!”

“Even so for humans. What about the spirits of Mars? I heard a tower was created on Mars too.”

“Uh…”

Sophia brought up the screen of Mars. The cute round spirits were hopping around the tower.

-Kyukyuk! Master of the Earth Spirit!

-Master of the Earth Spirit!

-Jjuin of the pig spirit?

“I’m a spirit, so I can’t surpass Ebni’s popularity.”

Ebni huffed and raised her head. Avril was shaking as she was refilling her tea.

“I understand lightning… Why isn’t it so popular?”

“Only earth spirits live on Mars. It’s okay. My nephew will target humans.”

“Yes…”

Avni’s chin was lifted higher.

“Ranran has chosen a sponsor! Gwangma! Look!”

Ranran showed the baby sleeping peacefully in the cradle. The anger that arose from being attacked by the constellation Eokka disappeared as if washed away, and absurdity took its place.

“Ranran. What criteria did you use to calculate it?”

“Cute! He was the cutest among Korean babies!”

“Still, let’s choose a bigger one.”

“Huh? Why?”

His eyes were so innocent that I gave up trying to persuade him. As long as you like Ranran, that’s fine.

“Anyway, let’s go to number 1.”

Sophia’s persuasion played a decisive role. Most Koreans pursue efficiency, so even if the constellation name is a bit strange, they will choose me as long as the return is certain.

[Minion – Johan]

[Constellation Name: Mad Man]

[Thank you for using Constellation Game. Crazy humans can use sponsorship points to give gifts to humans.]

[If you gift a skill, talent, or item from a crazy person, the points consumed are greatly reduced.]

[Sponsorship points can be acquired in battles or events, and can also be purchased with divinity.]

[Please select your sponsor!]

Who should I choose so that word will spread that I made the best choice? As I was looking through the list of recommended people, Cheonsol made a provocation.

“Gwangma. Now that there is a fun game, won’t she make her bet with the main woman?”

“What bet?”

“My wife read the ‘Guide for Minions Who Enjoy Constellation Games’ and found that if a patron achieves the first achievement in the tower, they can create skills or items with sponsorship points. It’s simply a matter of whose patron gets to the 10th floor first. Let’s make a bet.”

“Oh.”

It was a pretty tempting bet.

“If you bet, there should be a reward. What should we do?”

“Let’s make it simple with a wish ticket.”

The eyes of the surrounding minions suddenly changed.

I want to do it too. I want to do it too.



“Not yet…”

Profit! I will become an adult soon and receive a ticket for constellation play!



“Sophia. I heard that playing with constellations is good for emotional development in young minions, so let’s include Lulu too?”

“Huh? Yeah! Let’s play constellations, Lulu too!”

Wow! Sophia is the best!



-Lulu. I said earlier that I was the best…

Ah. Of course mom is the second best in the universe! First is Dad! Second is Mom! The third is the master!



“Lulu. The main woman is also sad…”

Lulu was anxious, sandwiched between her two mothers and the goddess. It’s cute. If Ebrote had been there, she would have kept it forever in a photo.

I never thought I would feel this empty space for the bulging elf man. After all, dog poop is also useful.

“If I get better, will it be okay if I join my baby?”

-It’s a pretty fun bet. I want to do the same.

I ended up betting with everyone. In this case, the sponsor you choose will be decided.

I closed the list of recommendations and found someone familiar.

*

“Ah~ The pattern is so simple, isn’t it? The middle part at the top is the national combo of a ronin swordsman? Is this a newbie who just started his next game? A ranker who played ‘Oriental Master One’ wouldn’t use such an obvious combo, right?”

-Hawa…

-Hawa…

-Just looking at it, it looks like a newbie. Even as a Platinum, I don’t get hit by combos like that.

-Hello. This is Harin, who came to me after watching YouTube. It’s my first time watching a live broadcast, and it’s fun.

-If it’s Harin, just hit Eve.

In the 22nd century, Internet broadcasting went beyond the Bloody Ocean and transformed into a Hell Ocean. Against slim odds, a broadcaster who grew to become a so-called conglomerate defeated his opponent without getting hit even once.

When her score screen came up after her match was over, she was greeted with the title Grand Master. An honorable title given only to the top ranked person.

Broadcaster Hawawa let out a small sigh that could not be heard by the microphone.

‘The game is no fun without that bastard.’

When it’s there, it’s maddening, but when it’s not there, it’s empty. The game became too easy when the person who always stopped her from competing for first place disappeared.

-Hawawa… Grand Master Hawawajangin Geosiao…

It wasn’t fun, so I didn’t have the energy to broadcast anymore. She must have been on the air for over 6 hours. It’s time for her to finish.

“I’ll take a short break and then finish the broadcast.”

-I’m here now?

“The replay will be up soon. Please watch again.”

Chats and emoticons about being cold and lonely started popping up. She gazed intently at her title of Grand Master.

It wasn’t my first time seeing it. Even though she was a woman, Eve was a rare breed who was good at games. Not only is she better than most men, but she is also ranked high and has received professional offers several times.

Until that bastard appeared, she was ranked number one. She quickly gained popularity because she was good-looking and good at games.

Some people who were jealous of her brought up her novels tagged with ‘TS’ and asked, ‘Isn’t that actually a man, but he changed his sex and pretended to be a woman?’ They framed her, but they brought her past photos and explained it.

The unicorns’ outrage when they saw the boy pictured with them was explained away with an RPG game. In fact, the viewers who saw the scene of taming a mount that could not be tamed unless you were a virgin were completely heartbroken.

Hawaii, who was a pretty successful streamer before, but grew into one of the few major streamers in Korea due to two controversies, recalled a friend she used to have.

‘How does John live?’

She was from the same orphanage and her elementary school friend lost contact with her after he became an adult. Does the nanny know? I have to see my nanny soon.

The moment when she opened her mouth to fill the empty sound. The sound pierced her ears.

[Thank you for using the district beta test. Now, with the official launch of Earth, one content has been updated.]

[Once you reach the top of the tower, one wish will come true. I hope you enjoy the content.]

“Who is this. “Someone did something stupid again.”

Hawawa thought one of her viewers was playing a prank on Donero. However, the reaction in the chat window was different.

-What just happened? I was talking about beta, official, etc.

-I don’t know what it was, but the voice was pretty. It seems prettier than Hawaii.

“No. Guys. I’m the type of person who doesn’t get humiliated even when I’m with an idol. “How can you just listen to my voice and rub it?”

She was half relieved that she wasn’t the only one who heard the strange sound.

“So, the strongest girl in the province like me…”

-The ‘strongest’ in the province

-I don’t say it’s the best because I have a conscience. The strongest is right haha

“No…”

Eve, who was acting aggrieved because she thought she had been caught, discovered a strange message.

[The constellation ‘Mad Man’ is paying attention to you.]

“Do you guys see this?”

-Muyo.

-Trot. Eve finally got mentally ill.

“No. “A crazy person is paying attention to me?”

-2 steps. Eve, go crazy. Harin people are shocked.

During the frantic chat, the Done that Hawaii wanted came out. When Eve saw the long story about a tower being built, she felt the so-called angle.

‘I don’t know what it is, but isn’t this the first content?’

“First, long-term Done is a van. “Just rest for 5 minutes.”

Hawawa, who personally fed the grateful viewers, read her message again. The name ‘Crazy Human’ was a bit harsh, but her streamer’s sense blinded her.

“Just pay attention and say something.”

[A crazy person wants to sponsor you. Do you want to accept?]

“Accept.”

My heart throbbed, and I felt a strange sensation. Her body, which had become a mess due to a job that required her to stay up all night, was revitalized.

[The crazy man gave you ‘Iron Man’ and ‘Holy Armor’.]

[The crazy person recommends using Holy Armor, saying it is an active skill.]

[The crazy person’s eyes shine with anticipation.]

I still don’t know what it is, but it seemed like a constellation that knew broadcasting well. Giving me something that I can show visibly.

‘I don’t know who it is, but thank you.’

If it’s fake, you’ll have to write it off and visit a psychiatrist, but if it’s real, you’ll repay it someday.

“Holy armor.”

I didn’t think about how to use the skill. People who enjoy virtual reality games are treated like fools if they don’t know how to use skills.

[The true name of the sacred armor hidden by the constellation is revealed.]

[Holy Armor -〉 Naked Armor]

“No. Wait…”

I was embarrassed and kicked the chair, but ended up shaking hands. Hawaii saw on the broadcast screen that her clothes had disappeared and a hazy mass, like an AV mosaic, was covering her naked body.

-What?

-Wow…

-Wow haha

-Pyahahaha

-Nongㅋㅋㅋ

-I grabbed the clip right away hahawater polo haha

The lump disappeared and armor appeared, but it was not broadcast on the broadcast screen. Hawaii screamed as she looked at the message window that appeared on her black screen.

“Ssivaaaaal! What the fuck are these sensational broadcasts!!! The mosaic covered everything!!!”

[The crazy person holds her stomach and bursts into laughter.]