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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 167

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 167

Chapter 167 – Fairy Invincible (12)

The moment our lances crossed, time stretched out. In a slow time that felt like one second had been split hundreds of times, the intentions of three creatures intersected.

Ciri realized that Lance was targeting her. She glared at her fiercely and slightly twisted her lance.

Then, pressure was applied to my lance, which had passed by just a piece of paper. The intention was to change the path heading towards the heart and only give up the shoulder.

Because the buff was removed by having condom sex with Platvice, Ciri’s power was much stronger. Even if I gritted my teeth, I couldn’t stop the lance from being pushed out.

Special measures were needed. I pulled the lance towards his body and clipped the hilt into his side. The strongly fixed lance was no longer pushed out.

-You can’t ignore me!

While the knight fought, the vehicles did not sit still. To be precise, only Legacy, which was strong enough to follow a high-level fight, did not sit still.

Legacy opened his mouth and spouted fire. The flames that spewed out like a flamethrower roasted the Lesser Dragon and Siri until golden brown.

The smell of burning protein was strong, so Siri had no choice but to use her skill.

“Dragon skin.”

Red scales sprouted on Siri and the Lesser Dragon’s skin. Thanks to the scales, which have a strong fire-retardant effect, Legacy’s breath has become useless, but the use of the skill has made the lance’s control unskilled.

My firmly fixed lance pushed Siri’s away. Although it was shortened due to her pulling, Ciri’s lance was also similar in length due to the melted end.

Because of that, a moment of time arose. Legacy turned his head to see Lance dropping molten iron on his forehead.

Siri bent down and snapped her fingers. The lance was fired ignoring the laws of physics.

“Breakthrough by one point!”

The lance, which became a beam of light, pierced through Legacy. Even though Legacy had a huge hole in his body, he did not lose his fighting spirit.

Kwadeuk

-Kyaaaaang…

The Lesser Dragon screamed as his head was bitten off. Only after both vehicles were neutralized did my lance reach Ciri.

Crackling

The lance that was born by eating one of his arms broke Ciri’s left half of his body. Siri, who had lost one of his arms and shoulder, glared at me.

-Please come back!

The Legacy and Lesser Dragon disappeared at the same time. We aimed at each other as we fell.

He retrieved the lance and stabbed it. Ciri took out her secondary weapon, a sword, and barely managed to block it.

Because there was no one to support each other, the strength was not exerted properly. We were slightly pushed back in the aftermath of the collision and fell to the ground.

Boom!

“Wow!”

“Tsk…”

Heavy pain swept through my entire body. My bones ached and my whole body throbbed, but I lifted myself up using the lance as a walking stick.

On the other side, Siri was barely able to get up, supporting her sword. Whoever wakes up first catches the player.

As I had the Diamond Buddha, I was able to recover from the shock much faster. It was difficult to balance since I had no arms, but I got a feel for it based on my combat experience so far.

I feel rewarded for having lost so many arms. As I took a step forward and stabbed the lance, Siri quickly swung her sword.

Visor

“Pfft!”

Siri staggered back. She shouldn’t have been allowed to run away. Now that her legs were shaking, I had to push her and knock her down.

I took a half step again and threw out my lance, but Siri’s response was faster than before.

Ciri’s eyes lit up as if she had expected it, and her sword moved strangely. The sword fluttered like a leaf caught in the wind and deflected the lance.

With the strength of just one arm, she was unable to restore her lost balance. As soon as the lance fell to the floor, Siri rushed over.

“John! Let’s see the end!”

“…”

I didn’t have time to answer. The lance was not a suitable weapon for close combat.

Good luck! I aimed for Siri’s heart, praying that he would make a mistake, but I almost got decapitated by that sword move from before.

He belatedly threw away his lance and rushed forward, but Siri retreated just as much. A close fight between me and Siri, who are trying to maintain an advantageous distance by somehow sticking together and leading to a very close fight.

As I felt before, Siri’s swordsmanship was outstanding. She had no shortcomings compared to Cheonsol, who was born as a martial artist and lived only on cut-and-cooked rice.

Ciri persistently aimed at her armless side. She had no means of stopping, so she concentrated on dodging, but her losses were piling up.

My cheek was cut, and my earlobe fell off. Her collarbone was almost stabbed, but she cleverly changed the angle of her body and deflected it.

Kagagagak

The sound of her skin gnawing struck my heartstrings. She succeeded in narrowing the distance slightly without suffering much damage.

Let’s continue to do this in the future. As I took a step forward, trusting only in her body, I felt like I was back in my newbie days.

A time when I was not a newbie minion in ‘Game of Gods’ but a newbie in fighting games.

I didn’t know much about water fighting or anything like that, so I relied entirely on my own skills. I invested more than half of my day in learning the character’s skills, and learned all the weapons and martial arts that virtual reality provides.

The tip of the knife is visible. I figured out his intention to cut himself by pretending to aim between the eyes.

Even if he didn’t inflict a fatal wound, he could read Siri’s thoughts that he would win if he gnawed away at the metal.

“Birgit Siri! If you are a knight, fight fair!”

“Who speaks of fairness and fairness?”

That’s right. I provoked you for no reason. Ciri’s sword has become more sophisticated. The sword that was thought to be aimed at her side ended up hitting her ribs as it went towards her solar plexus.

“Sigh!”

I grabbed the sword by strengthening my muscles, but my feet stopped. Siri kicked me in the abdomen and retrieved the sword.

Slurp

I was pushed by my feet, lost my balance, and fell. Fortunately, the sound of falling was heard once more.

It was clear that Siri, who used her foot too hastily, fell. As I got up from the floor, I saw the back of my hands turning white.

I lost too much blood. When I woke up quickly, I felt dizzy. She closed her eyes tightly and opened them to see Siri’s face, just as pale.

“Pugh…”

Strangely enough, I laughed. Siri looked at someone crazy.

“Are you laughing at this situation?”

“Isn’t it fun?”

The reason why I changed my life into a boring fighting game.

The reason why I ranked first after playing various games.

The reason why I do my best without being negligent in the ‘game of the gods’ that suddenly intervenes in my life.

I feel alive when I fight a strong enemy.

We find the meaning of life in a situation where everyone is pushed to their limits and small mistakes determine victory or defeat.

When you lose, you gain the strength to plan for the next time, and when you win, you get an endorphin rush.

The stakes of pregnancy sex with Sofia’s breasts and a beautiful servant were high, but if you’re swayed by a dick, you’re an animal or a human.

“Foot.”

Siri seemed to have sensed my feelings as well and smiled. Her shoulders flinched as if she was trying to cover her mouth with her non-existent arm.

“John. You are the strongest enemy I have ever met. I will acknowledge you as a worthy opponent. And…”

Ciri finished grabbing her sword. White hands. The blue veins stood out especially.

“… Of all the beings I’ve ever seen, he’s the craziest. He’s not crazy for nothing.”

A halo appeared on Siri. Don’t be fooled. It is an optical illusion effect caused by turning your back to the sun.

When I opened my eyes and looked straight into the light, I saw the hidden fairies. Unlike minions who are reverse-summoned when they die, the captured fairies cheered me on in various ways.

-Dad! Cheer up! We are here!

-Fighting crazy humans!

“Dad. I believe in your victory.”

All the fairies who had intercourse with me or gave birth to me prayed for victory. Even the goddess watching from the sky hoped for my victory.

But Siri’s presence was too big. How can we grant their wishes?

“Crazy John. I respect you.”

Ciri’s sword gets closer. The brain reached its limit brought about a ray of enlightenment.

The reason why fairies who are unable to fight do not die but are captured.

“Getting pregnant.”

Elisa Kim is the fairy queen I gave birth to, but she has never had sex. Of course, getting pregnant works.

“Getting pregnant.”

The same goes for other fairies. Except for fairies who gave birth to new fairies, like the flower, everyone is subject to impregnation.

The situation where they were able to defeat Evrote and take on Evria was recreated. There were more fairies now than there were fairies back then, so transcendental power resided in their bodies.

“What…”

Siri, realizing that the situation had changed, gritted her teeth and swung her sword. Unlike before, when the scent of death was thick, it felt so light.

Blah blah blah

As I took a step forward, the ground cracked. The buff was too much, so my body couldn’t be strong.

With your muscles screaming and your bones twisting. I remembered my title.

Guardian of fairies.

Guardians do not exist in fairy lands. Contained in one volume.

“Establishing a regime of gratitude…”

The silently stretched out fist and the sword touched. The crack in the sword body soon split into hundreds of pieces.

The storm that arose from the tip of the fist swept Siri away. Even I collapsed due to the aftermath.

When the storm stopped, there were only two people left standing. The penis grew several centimeters larger due to dozens of nests during pregnancy.

And Ciri turned into a bloody mess.

Cough

When Siri opened her mouth, red blood spurted out. Siri, who had coughed up fresh blood several times, could barely speak.

“Next time…”

Siri was summoned back before she could complete her sentence.

Even though I didn’t hear everything, I felt like I knew what he was trying to say. He must have tried to say that he would win next time.

If we had met in a one-on-one battle instead of on a farm with fairies, I would have lost.

But this time I won.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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