Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 165

Chapter 165 – Fairy Invincible (10)

In Korea in the 22nd century, there was a beautiful confession that if you scatter flowers, you can lightly step on them and walk away.

This confession, excerpted from a classic song that is more than 100 years old, began with a video posted on MeTube.

A video of a boy on stage at a school festival dedicating this song to the girl he likes, and the video ending with the girl who was confessed to, with an out-of-date voice and poor singing skills, stepping on the boy out of anger.

This gained cult popularity. This became a template called ‘Confession Song’ and wandered the community like a ghost.

It means that I am being stepped on like the hundreds of posts I posted on the community.

“When you step on me. I became a flower…”

“What?”

-Step on it! Step further!

Kim Yo-han, who had just become a servant, wasn’t used to being beaten, but I was used to being beaten after going through all kinds of hardships under a poor goddess who knew nothing but biting.

I learned with my body how to get hit in a less painful and less fatal way. Wiggle like a caterpillar, avoid the blade as much as possible, and take a long time to absorb the shock of the kick.

-Massage!

Chacha leapt out of the shadows and pierced the heart of one of the dragon knights. The mortally wounded dragon knight grunted and turned into a zombie with white skin and purple veins as a charming point.

-John! Are you okay? It’s a little late because it’s a newly acquired skill!

“When you called my name, I finally became your…”

-You’re fine! Thanks for taking the time! I will deal with them!

Chacha swung his sword fiercely. The dragon knight who became a zombie also stabbed hard with his rapier.

A powerful blow typical of a knight. Because it is a sword technique with the added weight of heavy armor, gaps inevitably occur, but thanks to the assistance of the agile rapier, a perfect link is achieved.

“Brahax One! Come to your senses!”

-Gwawo

-Wrong. You’re already a zombie. The main body was summoned anyway.

“Then you have to kill me. If I’m going to die, I’ll die gracefully, but I’ll end up like a zombie and damn it.”

Sheesh. I hoped the dragon knight would be at least a little embarrassed, but he was too calm. Field’s death was a fake death anyway, so it couldn’t cause psychological disturbance.

The dragon knight fought back hard, but in a fight between equals, the side that had the momentum had the advantage. Chacha did not miss the opportunity taken by surprise.

-Gwangma! Help!

“Oops! Let’s resolve the legacy later and support Braxley over there!”

“It’s impossible to deal with Yongin alone!”

“Hang in there! I’ll be there soon!”

A dragon knight was added late, but it was a battle of three against three alphas. I clearly showed what an alpha is, as I can serve more than two people by myself.

“You bastards! I told you to stop hitting me because I got hit in the bone!”

“Aaaaah! I couldn’t even hit him…”

“Shut up!”

I took out my anger on the evil dragon knight. The dragon knight, who should have kept me in check, was unable to do anything because he was blocked by Chacha and the zombies.

“This is my share that was trampled helplessly! And my share that was hit to the bone! Finally, it’s just my share!”

“I said it wasn’t me…”

Whisk

I easily defeated one guy. If it’s one-on-one, the guy who can’t do anything gets upset.

-Well done!

-Gwaaeo

When Chacha’s praise encouraged him, and he cut off the remaining two guys’ ties. The wind blew.

It was so fast that it only spread after it had passed. When I looked to the side out of the corner of my eye, Chacha, who had just been shaking off the blood, had disappeared.

The same goes for zombies.

“John. Even though he didn’t accomplish this feat alone, I have to praise him. You’re pushing us this much. You’re truly amazing.”

Flutter

A dragon knight riding a lesser dragon flew with the sun at his back. A big shadow fell on me.

“… What about Cheon Sol?”

“That vampir lasted a long time. It was the first opponent in a long time that aroused a strong desire to win. His skill in manipulating blood and interfering with flight was truly remarkable.”

No matter how much I looked around, there was no Cheonsol. More than half of the scales were torn off, leaving only a bleeding legacy.

“Your swordsmanship was also excellent. If Ebrote had reverse-summoned my mount, if I had been more tired, and if I had not paid attention to you during the battle, I might have held out a little longer.”

I instinctively realized the feeling of discomfort. Siri said she would endure. She didn’t mention that Cheonsol would beat her.

In the first place, she is confident that she is stronger than Cheonsol.

The furious dragon knight looked down at me. It seemed like there was a halo because of the sunlight.

“But I won. Since Cheonsol is dead, there is nothing to hinder us. Yohan and Legacy. What can you do when you can’t even fly?”

Siri descended quickly. If she followed with her eyes, she would miss it, so she had no choice but to rely on her senses.

The speed of the Lesser Dragon that was previously understood. Ciri’s habits that I learned while fighting in the beginning. The size of the lance containing Siri, etc.

Siri-related elements were quickly assembled to complete one command. It was too late to avoid it. Give me flesh rather than bones.

Bulldog

“Self-healing!!”

My shoulder was pierced. The lesser dragon kicked the body that was about to fall.

In fact, he tried to pierce it with his claws, but he only managed to fall thanks to his quick recovery.

I rolled around because I was afraid of a follow-up hit to stand up. As he rolled his body, his head also rolled.

I was able to prevent the surprise attack that was targeting my daughter, but why couldn’t I just dodge it? A sneer was heard from above.

“You’re probably thinking ‘Why?’ By now. Why is it faster? Why doesn’t Siri get tired? Right?”

“Why? It must be skill.”

“That’s right. I get faster the longer the battle lasts.”

There are all sorts of skills that make you feel like a fraud. I woke up spitting out the blood that had accumulated in my mouth. Siri was in that position with her back to the sun.

Why did you go back to that location after attacking me? It was clear that continuation of combat was not the only condition for Siri to accelerate.

But it didn’t seem like a lie at all. The distance between Siri and me has become a little closer than before.

“Try to avoid it this time too!”

Siri descends. I burst out laughing.

Why are there so many crises in this competition? As soon as the battle began, my daughter almost died. A business crisis caused by Platvice. The issue of the berserker who bought the ax I made, and even the ruthless mass lynching.

I overcame all these crises through the sacrifice of my colleagues and by awakening new skills. Now I have to solve it.

“Because that’s the main character…”

I’m full of boys’ comics. I looked at Siri.

I didn’t understand it by feel like before. I followed Siri using myoscopic vision, one of the talents I had from the beginning.

My eyes stung and my head felt hot, but I didn’t miss it. The Lesser Dragon’s mouth opened as if it was going to eat me was fake.

The real one is Siri’s lance like before. The first time was an ugly one, but the second time I should at least try to fight back.

Keep your lower body strong. The upper body is also strong. Sturdy like an old tree that doesn’t bend even if it gets swept away by a storm and breaks.

Governing government according to the pole of the lance.

“Piston play.”

It wasn’t a skill or anything else, but it was a perfect match between punching and lance. My bones were broken in real time. My head was spinning from the pain, but I forced myself to hold on.

Sigh!

-Heungheungheung

The Lesser Dragon’s feet were crushed with a headbutt. In the place where Siri passed, only a human with one of his arms was left behind.

“Self-healing.”

His arm grew again. An unwelcome message also arrived.

[All possible uses have been used.]

This was my last recovery. I was scared, but I shouldn’t show it. You can’t look down on your enemies.

“Siri. Your lance has become dull. Shouldn’t you throw it away?”

“It’s like a mouse thinking of a cat. Even if the blade is damaged, it’s still worth using as a blunt weapon.”

-Hey…!

“You want to crush my arm with a blunt object? Is that possible?”

-I’m there too, so why are you ignoring me? Kwawawa!!

I’m surprised.

“Legacy? Isn’t it dead?”

-They are alive and well, but they both ignored me! Siri! Why didn’t you target me first!

“The corpse speaks.”

-Kwaaaaa!!

Legacy burst into flames? It was a flickering flame, like a lighter that had run out of gas.

“It’s a corpse that will be searched soon… Lizard. Your brother will protect you, so hide behind it.”

-Who is the older brother of this pale young human?

“Then hide behind your brother.”

-Are you making fun of Yongin’s pride?

If it’s not this or me, what can I do? A haze-like heat bloomed from Legacy’s red scales.

-I can’t help it! I hid it, so I could use it when I encounter it in battle, but I just can’t do it!

-Legacy!!!

The Dragon Goddess who was watching from the sky screamed, but Legacy ignored her.

Siri seemed to sense that something was unusual and descended again. She didn’t know what it was, but she stood in the way to protect Legacy, but Legacy took unexpected action.

Slurp

“Suddenly wearing clothes?”

“Damn it! You could have used naked armor too!”

Are you watching, Sophia? I can also use the skills you used so badly in Legacy! I am not the only person in this universe who wears naked armor!

-Dragon Blood Awakening!

Legacy’s entire body was covered in scales. Her head got bigger, and her limbs got thicker.

Two wings sprouted from its back. The innocence I had lost as a child came flooding back.

A transforming dinosaur. How can I tolerate this?

-Whoa…

Legacy, transformed into a dragon, looked up at the sky. Siri climbed higher than when she attacked me.

-Thank you for waiting.

-What. When you transform, you have to keep your manners. If you were me, you would have waited.

Legacy, whose huge head was bobbing, fell to the floor. Then he tapped his tail.

-Crazy person. Ride me.