Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 164

Chapter 164 – Fairy Invincible (9)

-Puhihihihi!!

The ghost horse’s deathly sound struck my eardrums. My semicircular canal rang, and I lost my balance and stumbled.

“Ugh…”

Platvice, who was lucky enough to avoid being hit, completely fainted. The only thing left behind by the reverse summoned Geumin was a fairy jumping up and down with excitement.

-Putting a condom on your ear! I don’t listen to loud noises!

“Please do something for me too.”

-What are you saying? I can’t hear you!

He escaped the terminal by his own power. I checked the surroundings and everything was fine except Cheonsol, Legacy, and Siri.

“It’s pretty good? Why is the difference between the replica and the main body so drastic? Is it because they’re martial arts people? The level of swordsmanship is different.”

“Tsk…”

-Cheonsol! Hold on! I harvest small shoots!

Cheonsol was barely holding on to Siri’s attack. Her whole body was covered in blood, but she didn’t have any major injuries, so she didn’t need help right away.

Have you ever gone through a recovery period? Still, it’s not time to help yet. Legacy punching the staggering Dragon Knight also looked good.

But Chacha faced a crisis. The ghost horse’s death horse could not completely save its owner.

A dwarf was standing in front of Chacha, who fell from his horse and rolled on the floor. The dwarf raised his ax and laughed.

“You are vulnerable to mental attacks even when you are a berserker. As long as you have the reason given by my beloved soldier, such attacks will not work.”

Me, me, that guy! You were my customer! Trying to kill her wife with an ax that her husband made.

The true quality of the customer was visible.

“We don’t need customers like you! Refund the hatchet!”

Taekwondo, Korea’s traditional martial art, was shown to Sit. He aimed for Sheet’s head with a double side kick, which is prohibited in street fights.

Kang!

It was blocked by the axe. Sheet took a half step back to relieve his shock, but I was affected by gravity.

I fell as quickly as possible and struggled to avoid the follow-up blow, but the sheet screamed.

“Aaaaah!!”

“Chacha did it? I believed it!”

-No… I shed tears of blood alone.

Chacha shouted as if he had realized.

-He’s a berserker! The side effects of regaining one’s reason are clear!

“No.”

Crackling

Sheet ground his teeth.

“Well, it’s a consumable item, so it’s not good to treat it like that. Then, when you get old, you get an implant.”

“Shut up!”

Sheet took a throwing stance, shedding bloody tears. His eyes were fixed on his upper body, but his hands were facing down.

“I’ll cut that ugly thing off!”

“No! Where is this crazy bastard aiming?”

The ax passed between my crotch and fell to the ground, but it was a moment that made my bones feel bitter.

“Aiming for dick in a fight between men and men. Do you know how many people will be sad if this disappears?”

First of all, there are sisters Cheonsol, Sofia, and Evrande Evria, Chacha and Platvice, who I’ve only had sex with once, Siri and Dohoyo who need to give me their pussies, Naa who will teach me Lamia Viewsy, this race that I might meet in the future, etc. 〈 Br〉

They say you can recover through self-healing, but the dwarf’s intentions are truly evil.

“Jealousy? Jealousy of humans’ big cocks that dwarves can’t have?”

“No…”

“Or jealous of having fucked your colleague Platvice? Did you like Platvice by any chance? How about this? Platvice offered me a virgin.”

Possessing the golden sun he saw in the rice cake paper, he smiled wickedly.

I was worried it would turn out well because it was too evil for my good-natured self to make, but it was surprisingly easy.

“What! We don’t have feelings for each other!”

“Then what? Are you jealous? Now that I think about it, I think you and Kim Dwarf are a bit similar. Kim Dwarf was the ugliest of the dwarves. Are you a virgin?”

“…!”

“I have several women I have sex with on a regular basis. Your trainer says he’s number one in the rankings, but he doesn’t even take care of his minions’ welfare.”

At least there should be benefits like Sophia’s breasts. Just looking at it will calm your mind and body, touching it will make you realize the peace of the world, and if you put your heart between them, you will reach heaven.

I stopped thinking about it. Let’s make more provocations while we’re at it.

Rattling

As I shook my dick as if to show off, the sheet’s eyes turned red. When I saw the blood vessels sticking out on my forehead, I thought I was angry.

“Kaaaaa!! I’ll cut it off!!!”

I’m not saying I’m going to kill you, I’m going to cut you off. Be scared.

-Gwangma! Let’s work together!

“Tsk! I can’t help it! This is only this time!”

-What nonsense! Avoid while it’s time to play!

I dodged the ax blade aimed at my Sojungi. The wind passing by my dick was thrilling.

Knowing that Sheet only had one ax left, I prepared a counterattack, but an ax appeared in Sheet’s empty hand.

It was an unexpected blow, so I couldn’t avoid it. The moment when the sharpened ax blade collided with the dick. I closed my eyes tightly without realizing it.

-Chang!

Haha!!”

The erect dick and the ax collided and bounced off each other. The berserker, full of anger, did not give in and swung his double axes wildly, but even in this urgent situation, there was something he had to say.

“My vibranium penis… Good boy…”

Your cock is stronger than your limbs. I felt rewarded for evolving the Iron Man into a Diamond Buddha with the talent evolution right.

-Die!

“Quaaaaa!!!”

While I was taking my time, Chacha occupied the back of the seat. The sword pierced Sheet’s back and protruded from his chest, but the berserker did not stop.

“Kwaaah! “Aaaaah!!”

Dokse Ranmu is determined to cut off his dick even if it means dying. Free from the fear that I might actually get cut, I actively used my new weapon.

Grab it! Clud!

“Kaaaaa!!”

“Kuooooo!!”

Twice I blocked it with my dick, but the third time the ax blade went into my dick.

No matter how much it is, it is not a real weapon! I urgently rolled to the side.

The ax hit his shin, but his cock stayed. As I was preparing for the next attack, I heard the sound of an ax falling.

“Bwa…”

-Gwangma. Are you safe?

The dwarf fell and Chacha appeared. Chacha was cool, like a hero, shaking off the blood from his sword body.

“Thank you. You are my benefactor. In return, let’s have great sex later. We can do this all day.”

-What…

It looks like he doesn’t hate it. Even kissing like this…

“Johan! What on earth are you doing while we’re fighting! Go quickly and save Cheonsol!”

Sophia, who was floating in the sky, came down and screamed. The inside of the fluttering skirt was not visible.

It has to be visible in the composition. It was clear that some kind of law of the gods was at work.

“Tsk.”

“Chet? Chet? It’s reaching Cheonsol?”

“Cheonsol! I will save you!”

“Isn’t it too late?”

Cheonsol also yelled at me. The only woman who was kind to me was Chacha.

-It was late. Let’s go! Let’s go and blow the trumpet of victory!

There’s no one on my side. I was hurt.

“Is there someone who can heal my wounds?”

To forget my painful heart, I rushed forward while singing the victory song.

“Use your healing power! There’s still some left!”

“I will handle Cheonsol alone! Just two of you will take care of Legacy, and everyone else will go!”

The Platvice I killed, the two Dragon Knights Chacha killed, and the two targeting Legacy. And, except for the three who died at some point, the others came out and pointed their weapons at Chacha.

Since there was no magician, I guess it was just him. It was worth it if there was no one using magic in a fair game.

“Chacha. I will take away their eyesight. You take advantage.”

-How? Did you have that kind of skill?

I don’t have any skills, but the sheet gave me enlightenment. I gently patted Sojogi, who was downcast, and got him up.

“Well, well, what the hell is that guy…”

“Are you looking at us? Wasn’t the crazy person heterosexual?”

I’m really surprised. Since he is a minion who grew up in a greenhouse called Ranking No. 1, he cannot compete against my base that has grown like weeds.

“Item crafting.”

The first-class contributor who broke through Platvice’s maiden was recreated. As soon as a thin film formed, it waddled over.

“If you are men! Respond to a man’s fight!”

“Ugh! You’re a crazy person!”

“I don’t want to fight something like that!”

The dragon knight’s fighting spirit plummeted. If it were a strategy game, I would have retreated because I was so frustrated.

I wanted to hit them before they came to their senses, but it was uncomfortable to run while holding my dick, so I couldn’t pick up my speed.

“It’s gay! It’s gay! It’s targeting our youth!”

“Who…”

He wanted to rid himself of the stigma of being gay, but he had to do whatever it took to beat them.

Platvice and Sheet almost killed me. Those guys shouldn’t be taken lightly either.

“… Gentle down and let go of the youth! Boy!”

“It’s crazy gay!”

One of the dragon knights hesitated and retreated. The ranks were disorganized due to the deviation of just one person.

If you miss a gap, you don’t deserve to win. I entered the crowd of guys who were already smelling of defeat and swung my meat club.

Chang!

“Fuck! I can’t believe something like this touches my Loranche!”

“Off…”

The Dragon Knight, who had inadvertently blocked his cock, frowned and stepped back. The other guys didn’t even dare to exchange weapons, so they just formed a siege.

Since their eyes were focused on me, I created an opening for Chacha to aim for. Which guy should we target to increase the confusion?

The moment when you jump at the guy who looks the weakest and show off your dick propeller. Siri’s shout shook the air.

“What are you doing? Are you still brave dragon knights? It’s nothing compared to the disaster we experienced on the battlefield!”

“But it’s dirty…”

“If you don’t clash weapons, those dirty things won’t touch your bodies! Just like John said, if you don’t want to take the youth, fight back!”

“Oooooh!!”

The dragon knights went crazy and attacked me like marines hit by stimpacks. It looks like it was Siri’s skill and not just a shout.

I desperately tried to dodge and kill at least one person, but the Dragon Knight’s coordination was too good.

The spear with a curved tip avoided my cock and pierced my ribs, the sword tore through my back, and the rapier at my side was not given a chance because the dragon knight let go.

I got hit on the head with a hammer and rolled on the ground, and six legs excitedly stepped on me.

“You bastards! Let’s not fight cowardly and fight one on one fairly!”

“Then get dressed!”

“You crazy gay bastard! I know what you’ll do if you’re one on one!”

“Ah! I hit a bone! Ah!”