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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 156

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 156

Chapter 156 – Fairy Invincible (1)

[A strong enemy appears] Opportunities to participate in content did not come as often as expected. Trainers who were a bit weaker than us, or to put it better, were less skilled had more opportunities to compete.

Elisa Kim said that the mercury side gained fewer points than the strategy side before completing the farm, and she said that it was a balance patch for this.

So, only the Hako trainer was examined. If the opponent is weak, they go out alone, if the opponent is strong, they go out as a party, and if the opponent is a party, they go out as a party…

Anyway, I played until the minions were exhausted and declared a strike. Cheon Sol said this after seeing the servant lying down and making noises saying he didn’t want to fight.

“To come out like that after only 20 appearances. You really lack the tenacity.”

“Uhm…”

Honestly, I think I would be like that if I competed 20 times a day. It usually takes 30 minutes per session, so it wasn’t like fighting for 10 hours.

Even if you play a game for 10 hours straight, you will get tired.

“… That’s true. These days, people lack grit.”

However, I was a serious gamer who invested in games for 10 hours a day and even cut down on my sleeping time.

If I had thought of the battle like a game, I would have enjoyed it without it spreading like that.

“This is why it is said that people who enjoy are stronger than those who work hard.”

“Ah!!”

Ranran, who was lying on Cheonsol’s lap, opened her eyes and shouted.

“Why are you doing that?”

“Gwangma said something great! I should remember it!”

“Hehe. She was pretty cool even in my opinion.”

“Cool…”

Avni tossed and turned on my knee pillow. Since his face was facing the wrong part, he corrected his posture.

Then he summoned Gaia Half Hall and Albata. A soft cushion wrapped the back of my head.

Puk puk puk!

Round, round, round, round, round

“Hey… Johan? Gaia’s avatar just hit you on the head. Are you okay?”

“My brother-in-law is a stone-headed person. Would he be like that if he wasn’t okay with it? And my brother-in-law is okay even if he gets hit. Where in the world is there a crazy person who uses the avatar’s chest as a pillow?”

“It might be somewhere.”

Why don’t Ebria and Evrande know the usefulness of chest pillows? Looking at the breast size of the goddess and her sisters, it was hard to tell.

The elves of the Ebb family will never know this feeling, no matter how many generations pass…

“What’s wrong with my eyes?”

“I’m going to tear it down.”

“Evria. At least Gwangma’s face is worth looking at, but trying to take away his strengths is too much. Won’t you put up with it?”

“My brother-in-law thinks he survived thanks to Cheonsol.”

Yayyyy. I enjoyed the scenery through one ear.



Ebring. When you are born, there is someone you must respect. It’s me.



Knock tock?



When you’re born, call me Lulu. Okay?



Knock!

Lulu plays well with her unborn child. As she watched, a circle appeared around her.

Kang!

“Evil!”

Sophia, who appeared like a ghost and fed me honey chestnuts, shouted excitedly.

“Guys! Let’s go to [A Powerful Enemy Appears]! This time, everyone but one can participate!”

“Are only Gwangma excluded?”

“Hmm. That’s right. I guess the cost went up a lot because I played so well in the first game.”

In some games on Earth, there was a system to prevent paying users from slaughtering non-paying users by bringing in fraudulent cards.

One of them is the participation cost limit. If there is a limit of 100 won, the question is whether to use three characters that cost 30 won with good performance or five characters that cost 20 won.

[Powerful Enemy Appears]’S entry system was similar to this cost system, but a bit different. I don’t know the criteria, but I was certain that I was highly evaluated.

Because I haven’t competed even once since the first day.

“John. We’re coming back, so are you taking care of the house?”

“Sophia is going to protect you.”

“Ugh. That’s what you say. Why are you picking on the pods? Cheonsol. I need Yohan to teach you again.”

“Isn’t it cute?”

“My sister-in-law is kind of cute.”

“My eyes are also strangely shaped.”

Cheonsol, Ebria, and Evrande protect me. This is why people get married and have children.

The women who took my side looked prettier than other times. Won’t Sophia’s bad hand habits go away once she has a child?

I need to try harder. [Getting pregnant] Also grew, so I believed that day would come quickly.

“Anyway, I’ll come back.”

“Guys. We also received a message to compete. Let’s go.”

Swish

“Huh?”

In an instant, our party members and Dohoyone’s party disappeared. Looking at the screen, it looks like each person went to deal with a different trainer.

“Lulu. We’re the only ones left.”



The avatar lady is angry? She hits her dad, asking why he doesn’t join her.



“Did you?”

I didn’t know because it didn’t hurt at all. There will be no one watching. I moved forward to massage her body for peace of mind.



Dad.


“Lulu. Let’s keep it our secret. “Can’t I tell the mothers?”



Great. Please let me touch it instead.



“What?”

What is he talking about now?



When she was just born, Cheonsol’s mother let her touch her breasts, but now that she’s grown, she doesn’t allow it.



“Why are you touching Cheonsol’s chest?”



You can even touch it. I really like touching things. That’s why I carry it with me all the time.

Although Lulu did not mention it directly, there was a hidden meaning, ‘Didn’t you know that too?’ If she was a father who had a daughter, she was a gabulgi that could not be said.

“Yeah… It doesn’t wear out when you touch it. Let’s take it one by one.”



Wow! After all, dad is the best!

We took charge of Gaia Half Hall’s left and right breasts and massaged them.



This soft and fluffy texture. I like the smoothness and coolness of my skull, but this feeling is truly addictive. My hands are all buried!



“You definitely can’t fool blood. “You look so much like me.”

It gave her chills to even imagine how much she would have revealed herself to a woman if Lulu had been born a man.

“But why… Avatar’s breasts? There is Evrande and Evria, and there is also Sophia.”



The owner is a bit like that, and the elf mothers are a bit… Right?



“I understand.”

Lulu definitely looks like me. Her hands massaging Gaha Hall’s breasts were a bit inexperienced, but she resembled me.

Did Lulu look pretty like that? Gaha Hall, who gave up her breasts, stroked Lulu’s head, radiating maternal love unlike usual.

Tuk

As a result, the two skulls that Lulu had placed on her head fell off. A body made of bone grew from the two skulls rolling on the floor and walked towards Lulu.

Because the body was small, it felt like I was looking at an SD character. She was cuter than I thought because she was two heads tall.



Why do you look at me like that?



“Because the skull is cuter than I thought.”



Lol. I’m kind of cute.

I praised the skull, but why does Lulu like it? Oh, right. Although Lulu looks human, she is actually half human and half undead.

I don’t know when the official tribe name will be decided. If you look at what has been written as [Tribe name:?] So far, you may have to become an adult.

-My daughter is not just a bitch, she is the cutest in the world.

Chacha suddenly appeared. Lulu ran excitedly.



Mom!


-Our pretty daughter…



Please let me touch your breasts!



-…

Chacha glared at me like he was going to kill me. Why. What. It wasn’t my fault he was this big. It’s my lineage’s fault.

If you want to argue, go and ask the 22nd century Korean politicians who carried out the artificial cultivation project to prevent the decline in birth rates, and the researchers who injected me with these genes.

-Lulu. Isn’t that a bit like that here? I am not just a minion, I am my master’s ace and commander of the undead army.

-Chacha is right…

Chichi King approached with a terrifying aura. Behind the undead god, all kinds of corpses lined up.

-Chacha is the commander of my corps… The majesty of the Death Knight Lord…

“Trainer Chichi King!”

Elisha flew over. The flower arrangement hidden in Elisa’s hair also suddenly appeared.

-I told you to go to the outskirts because it smells like undead! Why do you come to the center and smell!

“I would appreciate it if you could reverse summon the army or move it to the undead concentration area on the outskirts.”

Chichi King, oppressed by the queen’s momentum, muttered.

-You’re doing too much…

-Excuse me? Queen. Can’t you stay here? It’s because I want to be with my daughter.

Elisa’s expression softened surprisingly when she saw Chacha. The capitalist smile often shown by part-time workers at local cafés was also visible.

“Chacha. I hope you feel comfortable speaking. “Aren’t you Lulu’s mother?”

-That…

“Really. Chichi King was Chacha’s master. I forgot about it for a moment. Chichi King, it’s okay if you don’t move to the outskirts. I will purify the surrounding air.”

As Elisha waved her hand, the scent of the flowers spread far and wide.

-I made a mistake too… I’ll leave only Chacha and store it in subspace…

“Thank you.”

Elisa, who didn’t look grateful at all, glanced at me and slowly narrowed the distance between her and me.

“Dad. I can’t be with you much longer because I have a lot of work to do. Just give us some support…”

“Our Elisha is having a hard time. “Good, kind.”

“How…”

I patted her head and Elisa melted. After enjoying the pat, Elisa let out her snort.

“I have the power to manage my kingdom again. Thank you.”

“Okay. “If it’s hard, I’ll come back again.”

“Yes.”

Elisa flew away and scolded the tentacle monster that was trying to make a hole in her floor. If it were me, I would have killed her, but Elisha is too gentle.

-I’m going to leave… I’m a little tired…

-Master. Then me too…

-You stay here… It’s been a while since I met my daughter… I need to rest… As undead don’t feel physical fatigue… Mental composure is important…

-Thank you.

Chichi King disappeared between the wheat fields. Chacha, the only three men, kept his mouth shut. At the same time, she was glancing at me like an adolescent girl with a crush.



Mom. What’s wrong?



-Uhm. No. It’s just because I don’t know what to say. It’s a little awkward.

“Ah.”

I’ve hardly ever had a conversation with Chacha. Brande and her goddesses were friends, so she contacted them often, but she had no contact with Chacha to the extent that they didn’t even overlap with each other.

“If it’s awkward, you should become friends. “I have a good idea.”

-What is it?



I think I know… Let’s talk together!

Lulu is very quick-witted.

“It’s a kiss.”



Three… Kissing is good for getting closer!

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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