Chapter 153 – A Powerful Enemy Appears! (5)
While the wooden doll summoned itself as ‘Minion Park’, the robots’ attacks stopped.
But I didn’t let down my guard. I could see robots moving slowly, trying to block my escape route.
Did you think that if you moved carefully, that huge size would be hidden? They seem to have low intelligence because they think with circuits, not brains.
If there was only one Shinpago, it wasn’t scary to surround it, but it was different if one more trainer joined in. It’s stupid to keep fighting even though you don’t know how strong your opponent’s minions are or how many minions you have.
I need to check the minimum power and then attack. So, while preparing for Sun Tzu Byeongbyeop’s 36 Precepts, his minion Park threw a bait that he could not escape.
-There is no water underneath, but you can put it in.
“How?”
How can a wooden doll that is not even a machine for attaching dick or vagina parts? Is it possible to attach a wooden penis, an ancient masturbation device?
-Well.
Swish
Airplane robot. In short, the drop-ship was dropping a minion that looked exactly like a wooden doll, but it couldn’t move.
There is a saying that curiosity kills the cat. I think that statement is very wrong.
Curiosity kills not only cats but also humans. How many men have been curious about the mystery of the female body and then passed away?
Cleopatra, a woman who left her name in history, was a woman who displayed this curiosity to the extreme. As I read history books, I wondered how pretty they were, how big their breasts were, and how beautiful they were.
-Wouldn’t you know if you got stuck?
Creepy
I felt fear as Song looked at me. I don’t know how wooden dolls fuck, but I didn’t want to find out with my own body.
“Minion Park…”
For no reason, I recited the wooden doll’s divine name and looked around. RB-01 to the east. Car robots in the west. To the south is a group of wooden dolls, including the minion Park. A group of little robots in the north.
Is beleaguered a word used in times like this? King Xiang Yu could not overcome this, but I am different.
It reminded me of a game character that was released for entertainment purposes. The creator calls him a master of psychological warfare. Users refer to it as a person who causes LAN cable pulling.
I emptied my mind like I did when playing that character. A time when the farm’s unique savory scent and the metal smell of machinery tickled my nose.
I smiled brightly and shouted like Ranran.
“You’re finally here! Damn it! I believed it!”
The heads of most gods and minions turned back. Except for the little robots. This is Taegong Kang’s fishing.
I took advantage of the brief moment of opportunity and ran away.
-Nothing…
“Hello everyone! I’m leaving to find freedom!”
Step, save me! The wooden doll shouted.
-Are you running away?
“Uh-huh! This is the 36 precepts containing the wisdom of our ancestors!”
For your information, I don’t know of any other strategies. In the 22nd century, a person who knew Sun Tzu’s art of war was rare even among strategy game otaku.
I’m a hard gamer who enjoys all games, but I only play strategy games solo. A game where you have to use your head to run a game is not for you.
Haha!!”
-Beep
-Bibibig
The little robots that had blocked the escape route rolled over, saying ‘hug me’. If you jump incorrectly, you take a careful step, like a game where you return to the beginning village.
If you jump hard, you’ll get caught in the explosion. You have to overcome your weaknesses. As the sole of my foot brushed against the little robot, I jumped and the robot underneath exploded.
Quagwagwagwagwagwang
A chain explosion of a little robot. The bridge that was swept away by the explosion was shattered, but it gained momentum.
“Self-healing.”
After losing my leg, I regained my balance and flew forward. As I straightened my body to reduce air resistance, a transparent thread approached my face.
Ping
The thread was broken, but there were other threads as well. As it flew away with a clatter, a car robot appeared right below.
-Launch capture net.
Pushyuk
A net made of nylon fibers covered me. A sense of crisis came.
The net won’t do me any damage. But it seemed enough to arrest him. I could see a future in which I would die by being beaten to death.
What should I do? It is impossible to avoid with the skills I have. I had to become a cartoon character who awakens in a moment of crisis.
Before I knew it, I looked at the net that had arrived right in front of me and took off my naked armor. I infused the recovered divine power into my fist and stretched out my fist.
The person that comes to mind is Ranran. A hazy gun was fired and struck the net.
Sloshing
Although the divine power Gwongi could not break the net, he succeeded in stopping it for an instant. The net lost its momentum and passed by my toes.
-You can’t run away★
-Shoouuuk
Will drop-ships come after cars? It’s okay. My body is falling.
I rolled over a few times and got up straight away.
“How about…”
Bang!
A bomb dropped by a drop-ship exploded next to it. I was caught in an explosion stronger than a little robot and rolled to the side.
Boom!
A car hit me. After rolling around badly, I got up and a laser was flying.
“Fuck! Do it in moderation!”
-Damn. It’s a joke
Shinpago is about to murder the baby. It won’t work. Men have pride. If you run away even after hearing such provocation, you are not a man.
“Shinpago. You hastened death.”
-What confidence?
Wooden dolls surrounded me. A thread was seen hanging from the wooden doll.
-Crazy person. There is nowhere for you to run. Die quietly. Wooden doll circus.
The wooden dolls trembled and changed all at once. Clown dolls, trainer dolls, etc. Looks like a circus member.
-Our race cannot move on our own before becoming gods, but once we gain god status, we can control minions. In other words, each one of my minions is like an incarnation.
“Is it okay to reveal one’s wealth like that?”
-We are familiar with your strategy. Roll over miserably and call Cheonsol.
“What…?”
Whose wife does this bastard dare to mention?
-That vampir is good to make into a doll. I was curious about how pretty the doll would be if I stuck my nose inside it. Cook.
Minion Park found out how to fuck. Like Pinocchio, he uses that long nose instead of a dick.
My curiosity was satisfied, but I wasn’t happy. Anger welled up again.
“Hey, Minion Park. You made a big mistake.”
-What is it?
“I absolutely hate NTR. Fire truck games.”
Unlike the King God S-class skill, an A-class skill that can only be applied to one was used. Power and cock surged.
-Fire truck game. Data registration skills. 5 minutes strengthening.
“It looks like I figured out this skill after watching the replica…”
-Negative. RB-01. Losing the fire truck game.
Oh, that’s right. I felt empty for a moment, but then I got angry again.
“The grudge who interrupted me…! Die!”
-You must not die.
The clown threw out wooden cards. He charged at the clown while blocking with his forearm, then suddenly braked and turned around.
-The clown’s card trick is followed by the acrobat’s glide.
The acrobat soared into the air and pointed the blade attached to her foot. Which is stronger, your blade or my fist?
Kwasik
It is my iron fist. The acrobat doll with its legs shattered soared into the air in a parabola.
It didn’t fall because it was a puppet controlled by God.
-Bear’s ball rolling show.
The bear summoned by the trainer doll approached, rolling a bamboo ball of unknown origin. The characteristic of the ball is that it is difficult to change direction, but since it is really a controllable guy, I didn’t know how it would come out.
So, attack head on. He kicked the ground and stuck out his crotch.
Which is stronger, the bear or my dick?
Pook
It’s my dick. The cock was stuck in the bear’s head. This nullified the side effects of [Fire Truck Game]. The thread that controlled the bear broke when it was pressed against my body.
“Not yet!”
I fell to the ground and shook my back. Just as the cock inserted into the vagina was pulled out, the cock stuck in the top of the bear’s head was pulled out.
The bear that was carrying me flew away and attacked the trainer.
-Too-doo-doo!
I landed on the floor and the car robot fired a gun. He crossed his arms, covered his eyes, and rushed forward.
Tdididididding
-Data collection. More durable than replica. Fire dance.
The bullet did not penetrate the body and bounced off.
-Acrobat’s Encore.
The acrobat doll with one leg missing reached out again. I realized this through the exchange earlier. A doll made of wood is less durable than the body.
“Body headbutt!”
With all his might, he rushed forward. The weak acrobat doll was shattered.
-It’s stronger than I thought. If you watch, I will really escape. Material upgrade.
The wooden dolls became made of iron. The clown threw an iron card. As I dodged to the side, a laser flew out.
“Just this laser! “I am the man who splits the light!”
He blocked the laser with both arms and quickly rolled to the side. The clown’s card passed through my back.
-Severed the spine. You don’t move now…
It’s rolling a lot today. I ignored the burning pain in my back and kicked the little robot.
Bang!
The robot that hit the clown doll exploded.
“My dream was to become a soccer king!”
When I was young. I jumped to the side, revealing a dream that had been on my mind for several days. The laser passed by.
I got up and prepared for the next attack, but the doll didn’t move. Minion Park muttered.
-I’ve clearly lost my nerve, so how can I move?
“Ah. Stupid guy. Don’t you know that?”
This is why things that are not human. Isn’t it obvious?
“It’s spirit…!”
There is a bastard who declared four torare in front of my husband. Do you think he will fall down! As I was about to kill the clown doll that was standing still, I heard a thin, high-pitched voice.
“Finally, it’s a joint. It is the beginning of a counterattack.”
“Just die… Gwangma?”
“Ranran.”
And the three Arachnes who are all in ruins. A race where there are no males and only females.
“Kk… Kkkk…”
I couldn’t help but laugh. In this situation, you found a woman?
“Phase 2 is starting, you guys.”
