Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 142

Chapter 142 – Guardian’s Farm (5)

Cosmic calendar x year x month x day.

The sunlight was warm, and the wind blew, bringing the scent of flowers. Occasionally, when the wind blows strongly, the golden ripening wheat ears shake.

In the fairy world, the sight of wheat ears shaking is called ‘a fairy running.’

-Kahahahah!!!

– Juniors! Catch us~

– Seo Saeo! It’s too fast!

-New fairy sister! Help me!

-We are too big to be active in the wheat fields… Ah. Okay. Don’t rush me.

This is because a wheat field full of life is a good playground for fairies.

The existing fairies and Fairy Corn fairies, who are no bigger than a thumbnail, walk among the ripe grains, and the innocent, child-like new fairies wander through the wheat field and frown when they are struck in the face by a wheat ear that has been pulled up.

-Kyahahahahaha!!!

“Ranran is going!! Hiyaaa!!”

“Sister…”

Where are your sisters? I can’t see anything. Uh? Is this Fairy Berry? Sweet and delicious!



-Drink it?

-I want to eat it too!

My daughter is so bright playing with the fairy…

“Where are you looking?”

Creepy

The children’s eyes were returned to their original positions. Sofia, wearing military-colored clothes and a red hat that I don’t know where she got them from, sighed.

“Haa… Johan. Did you expect me to be difficult? “You only asked for a level of common sense.”

“What you said, master, is right. It’s Gwangma. Have you truly lost your mind?”

Cheonsol, dressed in a spacious black military uniform, sharpened his sword. Every time she heard the sound of the blade grinding on the whetstone, the blood drained from her head.

“I usually don’t interfere with the education of other people’s minions. “I crossed the line this time.”

A few of her tail fluttered from the small tits goddess’s ass. Every time her tail, which looked softer than a fur coat worth tens of millions of won, waggled, her body became weak, and her mind became sharp.
She thinks about all the energy she has to maintain her body, but it feels like it’s all being taken away.

Of the three, Dohoyo was the worst. The best way to overcome nagging is to think about something else and ignore it, but it was difficult to think about anything else because it forced my attention.

“If Yohan keeps causing trouble, I too will become a devil. Okay? Normally I am an angel, but to Yohan, who had an accident, I am a devil!”

“Absolutely Lucifer…”

“What?”

This guy’s mouth is so selfish. He lowered his head, pretending to greatly regret it. And he sent a request for help to the Fairy Corn fairy who happened to be passing by.

-Why are you acting like that, Dad?

“Gwangma is scolded! “If you interfere, even Ranran will get scolded!”

-Omg! Are we going to get scolded too?

“Huh! So let’s not look at it!”

“Big sister. “Am I going to get scolded too?”

“Elisha will get scolded too?”

“… I want to play together.”

“Here…”

Come here!



“With me…”

Since we are similar in height, let’s go together!



“…”

I sent a request for help to Avni, who had always taken my side, but I didn’t realize that the shock of losing Elisha to Lulu was so great.

“After. “You go with me.”

“Sister…”

“Oh really! “What does my sister have to do with this situation?”

“Of course…”

“Float again! Let’s float again and cover my sister!”

“I don’t like it…”

Avril took Avni away, pouting. This is why they say it is useless for her to raise her daughter. How precious she was raised…

“John.”

“Yes!”

“Other times I would just give a warning and move on, but this time it’s not real. It was really dangerous.”

“Really, really.”

“That’s right. It was really, really, really dangerous!”

Suddenly, I hit a sudden acceleration. I don’t know why I’m so angry. Even if you say you’re the avatar of the Earth Mother, isn’t it just a skill?

“Gwangma. Why do you think that’s the case when it’s just a skill?”

“Omg. “Did I tell you?”

“It’s written all over your face. Ha. “You really lack common sense.”

“Cheonsol. “Let me explain.”

“I understand.”

Sophia looked down at me and trembled. Since I’m so nervous, let’s change some clothes. She must have done something to make her breasts look smaller than usual.

Her rival, Gaia Half Hall, has appeared, so shouldn’t Sophia also work harder?

“The Earth Mother Goddess is the first Earth Goddess. He is also an old god. You are that strong. In terms of minions, I am level 3 and Mother Earth is level 6.”

“The maximum level for a minion is level 5.”

“So you’re level 6.”

Why is such a strong god’s skill called Onahole?

“It’s just a farming skill, but…”

Right. Others use it for farming. It’s all nonsense. You don’t use that heart on that face.

“… There are times when the will of the Earth Mother dwells in the avatar. The Avatar’s experiences are passed on to the Earth Mother. If he had been caught doing that, the Earth Mother would have destroyed him or given him eternal punishment.”

“It was very dangerous.”

After listening to Sophia’s explanation, I realized how dangerous I had been. I’m glad the Earth Mother didn’t find out. I almost lost my life without being able to get Sophia pregnant.

“I will not make any rash actions from now on.”

“Of course. And it seems to me that your minions lack common sense. A weak one-tool minion can stand out in the newbie league, but when he goes to the regular league, he loses miserably. “You know it well, right?”

“Ugh. “You know.”

“You have to instill the common sense of the universe to use it in battle. They say the skill is bizarre, but it’s difficult when an opponent who adapts to it appears. If Avni hadn’t grown up last time, we would have won…”

Until now, I thought Sophia was the goddess who nags the best, but that wasn’t the case. There are mountains upon mountains, and there are super-high-quality ones above high-level ones.

Dohoyo was a goddess who was like the godfather of the nagging world. I wonder if it has something to do with her narrow-mindedness. Or maybe it’s because her breasts are small.

Evrande and Evria have small breasts, but they don’t nag too much. It just seemed like Dohoyo was special.

“… So we need some common sense lessons. Since Ebria and Evrande are good at teaching, let’s meet every week.”

“Yes!”

The atmosphere became warmer. I’m in the mood to get scolded, so I’m going to get up and stretch my back a bit. Even though she had a body that didn’t feel any strain even if she was on her knees for days, she couldn’t help but feel mentally tired.

Puddeuddeuk

“Off…!”

She stretched out on purpose, making bone sounds, and she felt refreshed from head to toe.

Round, round, round

The egg avatar hidden inside my body. The so-called Albata also came out and spun around. It feels cool to breathe the air.

In an instant, everyone’s eyes focused on Al.

“So, John. “This is an egg laid by the avatar of the Earth Mother?”

“Yes.”

“How is that possible? It’s Gwangma. “Use the blessings of the Earth Mother Goddess.”

“The protection of the Earth Mother Goddess.”

Gahahol appeared wearing the equipment before taking it off. The avatar, covering her obscene body with thick clothes and closing her eyes, looked noble and virtuous.

I can’t believe it’s a lewd avatar that clings to my crotch and sucks a dick.

Burrr!!!

Grinning

Albata trembled and was hugged by Gahahol. I envy you. Because it’s an egg, it fits between her breasts. The slightly protruding upper part of the egg looked like a glans penis.

In addition to Dohoyo, Sophia, and Cheonsol, the elves and their daughters all gathered together to watch the avatar.

“Brother-in-law. Let alone your brother-in-law’s morality. How did the avatar lay an egg?”

“I can’t believe it either. Even though I laid my brother-in-law’s egg, I am an elf. It also has reproductive organs, right?”

“Oh sister! What are you talking about?”

“Why. “I’ve done everything, but I need to live a more open life.”

“Oh, kinda! Are you influenced by your eldest brother?”

“The youngest! “We have the youngest child!”

“The youngest…”

Hehe. The number of younger siblings is increasing. I’m happy.



“If only Ebni wins, I will be second…”

The elf and her children spoke loudly, making my ears tingle. The elders of the Earth reminisce, saying, ‘The old days were good.’ ‘It’s good to have a lot of families because it’s crowded.’ But too many people are also not good.

“Avatars can also lay eggs. Lulu was also born.”

That’s right. My mother is a Death Knight Lord.

Lulu held her skull high and proud. The sleeping fairy rolled over her eye socket, and she got angry.

-Sister! What should I do if it happens suddenly?

Talk back to your sister?



-Hey. You wrote it wrong

Okay. Let’s do well.

Everyone’s expressions became strange. Evrande asked cautiously.

“Shouldn’t we educate Lulu at the same time as educating Yohan?”

“… It’s a shame. “I will discipline her well.”

“Ugh. “I believe in Cheonsol.”

People who really believe don’t say things like that. Cheonsol and Sophia always say they believe in me, but they always give me suspicious looks.

“So how did you give birth?”

Sophia blurted out her face. Because she hadn’t changed her clothes, I couldn’t see her tits. Her cleavage would have been visible in the dress.

“Sophia. Don’t you change her clothes? “Isn’t it frustrating?”

“Is it comfortable? This is a normal grade item.”

“Did I spend all the divinity I earned from making items and competing in battles?”

“Don’t change your mind! “Tell me how you gave birth!”

I tried to create a weakness and use it during sex. It didn’t work. I licked my appetite and thought back to that time.

“I promise not to get angry.”

“I already paid for everything. “I’m so tired I don’t even have the strength to get angry.”

“First, I used Gaia’s avatar’s breasts and stuffed them in my mouth, and she got pregnant. As [Improvement] Grew, babies were born from the semen that splattered on the Fairicon.”

-Omg! Birth story!

-Are we born that way?

-Seniors…

Fizzle. Fizzle! I quickly quieted the mite fairies before they started talking nonsense. The newborn fairy was a dutiful daughter and listened to her father carefully.

“The Avatar laid her egg with her breast.”

“With your chest?”

“How?”

“Like this.”

By adjusting the divine power, a shape of light was created in the air. Although it was impossible to describe it in detail, we succeeded in reproducing Gahahol’s large jjujju, albeit clumsily.

Light water, like breast milk, dripped from the apex of the gigantic light bulb and condensed into the shape of an egg.

Good job spraying semen on the fairies. If it weren’t for the fairies, I would have sucked it thinking it was breast milk. Then Albata was not born.

“… He is truly a child born from my heart.”

“It’s not an idiomatic expression; you truly gave birth with your heart. This universe is truly mysterious.”

“Cheonsol. Is this common for you…? “Why aren’t you surprised…?”

“If you live with Gwangma, you inevitably get used to it.”

“It’s embarrassing to praise you like that.”

Cheonsol glared at me. Why. What.