Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 138

Chapter 138 – Guardian’s Farm (1)

I bowed three times as if I was performing an ancestral rite, expressed my respect to Daehwang God King Lil, and spoke carefully.

“Rhubarb God King Lil. “I have a favor to ask.”

[What is it?]

“Can I spend some alone time without going back to the fairy world right away?”

[What did that mean… What I meant was what Dahuang God King Lil is.]

“It is a sign of my respect. “You can interpret this as saying that for every letter you change in your name, your respect doubles.”

[This is truly a bountiful harvest.]

Apaiviril was disgusted. The avatar whose breasts were grabbed by me also slapped the back of her hand in disgust.

She was stronger than an ordinary human woman, but she was incomparably weaker than a minion. She was at the level of a woman who had been exercising for several months.

Hehe. This is this. It has a spicy taste.”

The Avatar squeezed her eyes shut and let her arms hang down. It was a gesture telling me to do whatever I wanted since I had given up.

I could see in her eyes that if I didn’t respond, she would lose interest and fall off. It’s a pattern that often appears in doujinshi. My hands were itching because it was a cliche of 100% failure and female degradation.

[John. I am still there.]

“Rhubarb God King Lil. Thank you so much for the blessings of Mother Earth. I will cherish it for the rest of my life.”

[Sigh… My head hurts, so let’s break up.]

“Do you have a headache? As I said before, my hand tastes weird. Would you like me to massage it for you?”

Previously, we could not prove the efficacy of massage because we did not have teaching materials, but now it is possible.

Her fingers curled like a hawk, and she grabbed the Avatar by the shoulders. As the secret that had captured Sophia unfolded, the avatar melted away.

“How is it? Just take it once.”

[Uhm… Gulp. Then…]

Tribute

[… Not really. Go away.]

When Apaiviril gestured, the distance widened significantly. I cried out as I watched Apaiviril turn into a dot as it moved away in real time.

“Let’s touch it just once…!”

“John. “What are you talking about after sneaking away?”

Sophia came over, clenching her fists.

“I guess you are ready, right?”

“Sophia. Calm down. The operator is calling, but how can I ignore it? “What am I going to do if a helpless minion like me ignores me and ends up stopping the battle?”

“Hmm…”

Sophia’s momentum was lost. Naturally, as I was about to make an excuse, I realized that my avatar had disappeared.

It’s not like I use all my divine power. Not because of exceeding time. I guess the skill just stopped working while moving. Just cast it again.

“So, John. “What did you discuss with the management?”

“Ranran is curious too!”

“I’m curious too. How beautiful was the management team?”

“Rhubarb God King Lil was a typical Valkyrie. “It was cool because she was pretty and dignified.”

“Hoo. I see.”

As Cheonsol took a step closer, his body seemed twice as big. Everande and Everia, lined up as if to guard Cheonsol, were also threatening.

In order to survive, you have to change the subject. At that moment, I saw my immature older brother.

Hehe. Hey Elisha. Please call me uncle. Ruler. Uncle.”

“… Uncle.”

Hehe. Oh, my. “Our Elisa is also really cute.”

“Uncle! Stop it! How could Elisa look at an elf! Disgrace the elves!”

“That’s right…”

Sister Ebni Evril was blocking Evrote from clinging to Elisha. Her lightning and earth spirits struck Brote hard at this time.

“Elisha! “Come here!”

“I understand!”

Elisa flew in, happy as a puppy seeing her long-awaited owner. Her wings waved like her tail.

“Isn’t my uncle bothering me too much?”

“… Your affection is too much. It’s a little overwhelming.”

“Okay, okay. I’ll tell you to be careful. Brother Ebrote. “Elisha is the queen, so please show some restraint.”

“Evmuruk.”

I thought her ears were rotting. Why does an elf with that face and that size say something like that? Are you really going to act cute in front of your nephew?

“Ebrote. “Go back.”

It seems that even Dohoyo couldn’t get over it. Dohoyo, with his face crumpled as if he had chewed beef, sent Ebrote back to the divine world.

Watching Ebrote disappear, she secretly expressed her gratitude. I survived because of her brother’s sacrifice. Thank you, brother.

“Why on earth is my eldest brother like that?”

“I feel like I’m getting younger by the day. Could it be…”

“… Do you suspect that you may have contracted madness from being close to a madman?”

“That’s right! What do you think?”

“I think it’s reasonable. “Isn’t it originally a case of hard work, silence, and blackness?”

“Isn’t that right? Should I keep Yohan and my older brother apart?”

Even the women who fell for my trick did not give up their lives. Seriously, ‘John ​​and Ebrote. I left the women discussing the topic, ‘Is it okay to leave it like this?’ And reported to Sophia.

“Sophia. Apaiviril notified me that my replica will be nerfed.”

“What?! Why?”

“They say I’m so strong that other trainers are complaining. “It’s something that has been decided at a higher level, so I can’t do anything about it.”

“For some reason, no matter how many times I kept sending inquiries, they only sent automatic replies… If they were higher up, then maybe they were developers? “I heard people like Legdrin and Gaia said that?”

Sophia, who spoke the names of the two gods, was more polite than ever before. Even the Dohoyo adjusted his attire after hearing the names of the two gods.

“Are you that scared of them?”

“You are the ancient god who created the gods’ game! He is the most powerful god in the universe, he created the Gods’ Game, and was also an early champion…”

Sophia began praising the gods in earnest. Dohoyo did not stop him and added Chuimsae.

I got tired of listening and patted the kids. The order was Ranran, Avril, Avni, Elisha Kim, Naa, and Lulu.

While touching the keys in order, I suddenly realized something strange. Naa is not my daughter, so why are we mixed up?

“… John. Are you listening?”

“Ah yes, yes. “Among the three great people, you respect Gaia the most?”

“Yes! Gaia, like me, started out as a healing goddess! “He’s my role model!”

“Actually, I also received Gaia’s skills as a reward. “I managed to convince the operator to turn it off because he was going to nerf it.”

“Jingja?”

Sophia’s eyes shined like never before. She was so cute that her heart was pounding so hard it hurt.

“Hmm. I’m a little jealous this time. The Earth Mother Goddess’ skills are so valuable that even spirits and elves covet them.”

“Dad. “Can you show me?”

-We also deserve to see Gaia’s skills!

-Right! That’s right! People who aren’t crazy, please share your skills with us!

The goddess and the fairy lit fire together. The fairies who called me a crazy person resembled a lump on their heads and also had the modifier ‘in’ attached to them.

“Then I’ll show you. The protection of the Earth Mother Goddess.”

Ah-ah-

As the chant spread, everyone looked ecstatic. It’s a bit better for me the second time. The breast that I had been touching a little while ago slowly came down.

“Ah. An avatar said to have been created by the Earth Mother herself. Even though it is only a demigod, it is an avatar that closely resembles the Mother Earth…”

“I heard a rumor that Gaia can link her senses with the avatar. “It is said that on the planet where Mother Earth worships, a priest appears who hears Gaia’s voice once every hundred of years.”

The two goddesses are getting along well. I will take the fact that I touched the avatar’s chest with me to the grave. If I tell you, the two goddesses might kill me.

“But the skills are a bit disappointing.”

Sophia, who belatedly escaped her excitement, evaluated the skill with a cool-headed gaze.

“Master. Why?”

“The Earth Mother Goddess’s protection is a farming skill. There’s even an option to make it more delicious… Okay. “It’s not a typical taste, but it tastes good according to Gaia’s standards.”

“Does this mean that if your taste buds are different, it doesn’t taste good?”

“That’s right.”

It’s a useless skill except for a real face and tits. I have to punish you when no one is looking.

The expression on the avatar’s face, revered by the goddess, my women, and the fairies, was so insolent that it sparked a desire to punish me.

“Dad!!”

“Huh?”

Did I plan too hard to punish the avatar? I have finally heard her daughter’s call.

“Elisa. Why did you call me?”

“Our God gave us a new field for fairies. Because it is a wasteland, it will take a long time to develop it, so I called to ask for help from the Earth Mother Goddess.”

“Please develop a new field?”

“Yes. You can’t earn points because your replica is weak. If you develop it, you can earn points based on your progress.”

“Our Elisha is a dutiful daughter. A dutiful daughter.”

Suddenly, Avni massaged my shoulders.

“Dad…”

“Of course, Avni is also a dutiful daughter. Huh. It’s cool.”

“Hehe…”

“I’ll massage Ranran too!”

She twisted her shoulders to avoid Ranran’s touch. Ranran is a martial artist and has no dexterity, so it hurts a bit. He should call it shoulder muscle crushing, not shoulder massage.

“Elisa. Leave field development to Dad. “I’ll make it great.”

“Yes!! If you run out of materials, you can give the quest to a trainer who switched to our camp, so feel free to make it to your heart’s content!”

“I need a tool to chase away pests and birds. Are there any women of the Scarecrow race?”

“Yes?”

Cheonsol covered my mouth.

“Elisha. Gwangma was talking nonsense. “Don’t listen to me.”

“Yes…”