Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 137

Chapter 137 – Yochuljeonghyeon! (8)

Munching

“Elisha. Look at that. “I brought ten minions to catch my replica.”

“You recognized your father’s strength and increased your numbers. “He is not as wise as my father, but he is a wise trainer.”

“Elisha…”

My second sister says my younger brother is special. I will praise you too. The child is amazing.

“I’ll praise you too, Ranran! The child is pretty!”

I chewed popcorn and watched the minions being swept away by my replica.

-Ugh! Not me!! Ouch! Don’t eat it!!!

“It was somehow soft.”

I let go of the flower arrangement that was caught instead of popcorn and put my hand back into the container. This time, I grabbed something else instead of popcorn.

“Ah. Brother-in-law. “You’re too proactive.”

“Evria has such beautiful hands.”

“My brother-in-law is also awesome because he has reliable hands.”

Dohoyone also turned into the archetype of a new fairy. There was almost no time difference between us.

This is because the fairies remembered Evria, who made the biggest contribution after me in the birth of the new fairy.

“Guys?”

-Yes! Mother of the God Fairy!

“I’m thirsty. Could you get me something to drink?”

-Here it is!

Thanks to this, Ebria was treated the same way as me. Thanks to her, Ebrande and Cheonsol were also happy.

“No!! “Stop sending me away!!!”

Only Sophia was unhappy. He approached her quietly and held her shoulder.

Sophia, who is conscious of what others think, would cut this behavior off like a knife, but Sophia, who was tired of the endless barrage of letters and messages, accepted it without any resistance.

“Is this a purchase offer again?”

Dohoyo also comforted his friend.

“No really. She said I wouldn’t sell it, but she keeps messaging me? They block messages, so send letters at all. It’s not even just one person doing this? It was a reward from a prestigious family and a central league, so if I was really next to you, I would have been hit hard in the solar plexus.”

Sophia huffed and hugged me in anger.

“Yohan is mine! No one can give it to me!”

Moment. The sound disappeared. Cheonsol covered her mouth and laughed.

“Master. “That’s a really bold statement.”

“Uh? Uh oh. No. No. It was like Yohan was my minion. Don’t misunderstand. “Understand, right?”

Even if she tried to make excuses while holding me close to her chest, it wouldn’t work.

“Guys. Do you believe me?”

“I understand.”

“I said no!”

While watching Sophia struggling, a message appeared.

[Minion John. Can I talk to you for a moment?]

‘What is it?’

[This is related to the event. I plan to summon you to my space for discussion. Sophia has also received inquiries, so you don’t have to worry.]

Are you going to secretly summon Sophia? It seems like they are trying to impose some kind of limit and then give compensation like last time.

If there had been no precedent, I would have declined it because it felt suspicious, but the reward I received last time was so sweet.

I especially liked the spirit play set for Eveni. Thanks to this, I was able to see Avni’s cute side playing house.

At that moment, Sophia was also looking at me.

“I’ll be back.”

“Uh? Uh… Wait a minute…”

Shuuk

My eyes flashed, and I rose above the clouds. In the middle of the golden clouds, there was a white cloud table, and a woman who looked like a mythical Valkyrie was examining me with serious eyes.

As soon as I made eye contact with her, her true feelings leaked out without me knowing.

“You’re pretty.”

[If someone else had said it, I would have been happy to accept it, but I am not happy because it came from my servant John. Aren’t tentacle spiders and grizzly bears also minions that you think are pretty?]

“Hmm”

I wanted to refute it, but I couldn’t think of anything to say.

“It’s a matter of taste. Please respect it.”

[I am confident that I understand John’s tastes better than anyone else. Because we respected Johan’s tastes, we also placed restrictions on tentacle spider raids.]

“Valkyrie, you also understand the beauty of tentacle spiders.”

At first glance, the tentacle spider is just a hairy spider, but it has a charming point: a large mouth. A man who is proud of his genitals has no choice but to like women with big mouths.

[Ugh…]

“Do you have a headache? I give amazing massages. Would you like me to touch it?”

[Then I think it will hurt more. Sophia is sending a harsh message of protest, so let’s end it quickly and part ways.]

He spews out dirty lines with an expressionless face. Don’t you know how much it stimulates a man’s pride to say that he should finish it quickly?

Even a 3-second rabbit will last 3 minutes if it hears those words.

[The reason I called is because of the replica nerf. We have received too many inquiries that it is difficult to hold the event because Johan’s replica is too strong.]

“So how are you going to nerf it?”

[For now, the appearance stage has been postponed. Guardians are a device to increase the number of trainers who switch to the fairy formation. This is not a newbie cutter role. Oh, when you go out on your own, you can choose the stage you want.]

“That’s reasonable.”

To me, who is used to Korean-style patches, this is not a nerf, but it doesn’t feel like a god patch. It’s a strong enemy that always appears in the first stage. If I were a newbie, I would have quit the game, shouting “Fuck you.”

[And the replica’s power was reduced to half that of the original.]

“That’s a bit disappointing.”

How many points does Replica earn? If you’re weak, you won’t be able to order more insects.

[So we have prepared a special reward. I am confident that this is a reward that John cannot refuse.]

“Hoo.”

I was excited because I was confident. What kind of reward has Valkyrie, who prides herself on knowing my tastes better than anyone else, prepared?

“Can you swear?”

[My name. I can swear by Apaiviril. If you are not satisfied, I will grant you a wish.]

“Sex too?”

[Of course.]

I tried to shake it to see its reaction, but it was too indifferent. That’s how confident you are. I’m looking forward to more.

“Let’s take a look.”

[The first is a reward that only I can provide. A reward promised to all community managers in the Outer Space A-League.]

When Valkyrie gestured, a message appeared.

[You can use the bulletin board of the race your wife belongs to.]

[I will not block unless it is a really serious post. Posts that cause a lot of trouble may be deleted, but you will not be blocked.]

“Oh wow!!!!”

I screamed without realizing it. I can’t help it. The blood of the Internet ghost flowing through my veins ordered me to get excited.

“No!!!!! Immune to blocking!!!!!!”

[Do you like it?]

“Of course!!!!!!!”

Unlike the Earth community, the God Realm community has a one-person-one-account policy, so there was no answer if you were blocked. Because I kept to the right line, I couldn’t make a fuss.

But what if blocking immunity comes with it? What if you can make a fuss not only on human bulletin boards but also on bulletin boards of other races?

“Ah. I will become the god of the community…”

[I’m glad you like it. Then, this concludes the agreement…]

“Stop moving. “Are you going to remove the hem?”

Since I say it’s good, Apaiviril looks at me like a pushover.

“Hey lady. Where is this modified work? Do I look like I’m wearing hot pants?”

[Chet]

“If I don’t like the next reward, I will activate my wishing power. “Behave well.”

[I understand.]

Because of Apaiviril’s modifications, the compassion that had been growing in my heart disappeared. No matter what kind of compensation is offered, he will say it is not good and will receive the right to wish.

Wow. Could it be that Apiibiril was aiming for this? Did you give me a subtle hint because you were embarrassed to offer yourself and give birth to me as a reward?

You could have just said it directly. She was a shy Valkyrie.

[I don’t know what you’re thinking, but absolutely not.]

“How can you say you don’t know when you don’t know?”

[Not at all. Now, let’s look at the next reward.]

Valkyrie held out his hand and a piece of parchment appeared. He read the words on the parchment naturally.

[Parchment with skills recorded]

[When used, you can acquire the protection of the Earth Mother Goddess.]

[Blessing of the Earth Mother Goddess]

[Grade: A]

[Receive the protection of the great Gaia.]

“The explanation is simple. “What is divine protection?”

[You will know when you try it. Here is the experience ticket.]

As I tore up the ticket given by Apaiviril, a chant rang out. It was a tone that healed the mind and body of the listener.

“Is this the song of Gaia, the Earth Mother Goddess?”

[This is a song from a choir on Gaia’s planet. He said it was his favorite chant out of thousands of years and included it in his skill.]

“It’s not a song I sang myself. Points deducted.”

If you want to ask for the right to wish, you have to lay the groundwork in advance. After a few more seconds, the translucent upper body of a woman descended.

At the same time, an unprecedented power came to me. I realized how to handle it instinctively.

“What’s this. “Are crops becoming more delicious?”

Well, there are all these trash skills. It was a buff that only applied to crops grown directly.

“The effects were just gorgeous. “If it’s just this much, I should get the right to wish.”

[Not yet. See the avatar.]

Before I knew it, the woman’s upper body had come down to me.

She was such a beautiful and caring woman that you could feel maternal love just by looking at her, but the gaze on her face went down in less than a second.

She thought there was no breast in the world that could compare to Sophia’s, but she was sorely mistaken. The universe is wide and there are many hearts.

“Big and beautiful…”

Her breasts were large enough to give you an idea of ​​their shape, even though they were covered with a thick cloth. Her breasts are slightly saggier than Sophia’s, but that makes them even more ugly.

However, it was difficult to fake the fact that she received trash skills that were not helpful in battle.

“There is a saying in my hometown that it is the rice cake of a painting. No matter how good it looks, it is meaningless if you can’t eat it.”

[Who said you can’t eat it?]

“What?”

Apaiviril proudly declared.

[You can touch it.]

“Really?”

[I don’t lie.]

“Where…”

He carefully stabbed the woman in the chest.

Tuk

BoingBoing

“Oh…”

The avatar frowned as if she was uncomfortable. So she sucked even more. She boldly massaged her breasts.

Casting

Cozy and cozy

“Oh oh oh…”

Breasts wrapped in thick fabric, even wearing a bra, can give you the satisfaction of this inversion?

I also like the unique elasticity of sagging breasts. Cheonsol and Sophia’s breasts are so firm that you can bounce your fingers off them, but these breasts stick to your hand like dough and wrap around your hand.

That touch doubled the tolerance felt in the woman.

[Do you like it? Of course, you will like it. It’s a skill that perfectly suits Johan’s taste.]

“Yes. I’m really satisfied. But one thing…”

[Really. The Earth Mother’s avatar also has an equipment slot. Since it is not a battle skill, you cannot equip a weapon, but you can change the outfit you are currently wearing. Of course, it is also possible to wear nothing.]

The avatar glared at Apaiville. But what are you going to do? Now it’s my skill.

“Apaibiril is the best Valkyrie in the universe.”

Tears of emotion covered my face. Apaiviril was a Valkyrie who was qualified to call herself an expert.

[You can also use your mouth.]

“Rhubarb God King Lil… I swear my loyalty…”

[No need.]

It’s good, but you’re throwing it away for no reason. I guess she’s a tsundere.