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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 133

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 133

Chapter 133 – Yochuljeonghyeon! (4)

-Crazy man! Nice to see you like this!

-I was curious because my friends said I was very handsome, but I knew it when I saw it in person!

-Thanks to you, we can also claim our rights!

-Guardian of Yokwon! Crazy human!

The fairies took care of my situation and flew around. The banner wrapped around my body felt like a rope.

-A cool crazy person!

“Yeah…”

“Gwangma is cool!”

The banner was so thin that it would tear right away if I applied too much force, but the psychological restraint added to it made it impossible to escape. As I stood there in despair, I heard Sophia and Cheonsol whispering.

“This is the first time I’ve seen Yohan stuck like that.”

“Master, is this your first time too?”

“Ugh. Yohan was like that from the first time we met.”

Sophia put her fingers in her hair and twirled them. My head is spinning.

-This crazy person is calmer than I thought?

“It’s cute.”

-Lamia has eyes to see! I don’t like snakes that spray salt water, but maybe this Lamia is good?

-What is your name? Let’s be friends!

“I need to get better.”

Lamia was done at this point and wrapped her tail around her leg. I came to my senses as I was enveloped by the cool, smooth scales unique to snakes.

“No. For a moment. “I’m Shin Fairy’s father?”

-That’s right!

“Why?”

I swear to heaven I have never made a fairy pregnant. It hurt a little because I used the skill, but I didn’t cum.

Isn’t it common sense that a baby cannot be born unless the egg and sperm meet and fertilize it? If everyone got pregnant just because of a little soreness, there would be no need for Korea to create an artificially cultured baby in the 22nd century.

“How on earth?”

“It looks like Gwangma is really embarrassed.”

“Right? It would have been great if it had been like that from the beginning.”

“It’s really cute.”

“Huh?”

“Isn’t it cute?”

“I see… Right…?”

Sophia and Cheonsol’s voices rang out like sounds from underwater. Meanwhile, the fairy’s words could be heard clearly.

-You don’t even know that? Fairies do moisture fertilization!

-We originally give birth to children using pollen or honey!

-So I was surprised! Never thought you could get pregnant with human semen!

She recalled the time when she took Everia’s maiden.

To be exact, when Evria lays her eggs. The semen that had not been able to enter flowed out in a rush, and the fairies with their pussies opened raced to collect the semen.

Spilled water could not be picked up, but semen with high viscosity and density could be picked up.

“Ah.”

I see Fairies are a species that get pregnant without having to ejaculate.

If you plant a fairy like a flower and then jerk it, it will become a copy. It was also speculated that the reason she became pregnant was through semen rather than pollen or honey.

Because it makes you pregnant. Since it was a skill that made even undead who were unable to menstruation pregnant, it must have been a piece of cake to fill the stomachs with a few fairies.

“I understand.”

-Mmmm. Are you slow to understand because you are a crazy person?

-I can’t help it. They say that appearance and intelligence are inversely proportional. Think of nobleman Ebrote.

-Ebrote… She’s a really cool elf when she’s not with her younger brother or nephew…

How far did the rumor about Evrote’s secrets get? I didn’t correct it because my brother’s reputation didn’t matter anyway.

There was no need to correct it. Because it was the truth without a single lie.

“Anyway, Shin Fairy is my child, right?”

-That’s right!

“Are you not willing to fight with me?”

-How can I fight with a fairy benefactor!

“Then what about the event?”

Don’t you get rewarded by beating up fairies and collecting goods? It seems to be kind to me. I’ll kill you without pain, so can I just ask you to stick your head out?

The fairies fluttered their wings as if they had read my mind.

-Goddess with big breasts! Crazy people think bad things!

“What?”

-Goddess Sophia!

“Okay. Call me straight. Anyway, Johan. This is a good thing. Think about when Ebrote subdues the tentacle spider.”

It was clear that the goddess had the same thoughts as me. When I winked, Sofia made a shocked expression.

“No. Since we were on the same side, it meant we could move on without having to kill him.”

“Really?”

“I knew you would kill Ranran of course!”

“Me too…”



My sisters still don’t know their father very well. We need to create more new fairies to hinder other trainers’ strategies!

Everyone looked at Lulu in shock. She said Lulu and she covered her face with a skull because she missed it.



It was he, not me, who just said that. You can’t use it like that.



“Luuuuu. “It’s already too late.”

“You did your home education wrong. “I need to teach you strictly.”



Hehe! Mom. I was wrong.



“It’s late.”

Cheonsol grabbed Lulu and began to discipline her. Somehow ptsd came and got on her nerves.

“Fairy Ranger.”

-Huh! Crazy human!

-You’re not going to kill us, right? I don’t want to fight.

“Sophia, please speak for me.”

“It’s a fairy ranger. “Why don’t you bring me some useful herbs?”

-Please leave it to me!

The fairy rangers who had scattered came back holding an armful of flowers or grass. The fairy with impressive red hair held out Cordyceps sinensis.

-It’s Cordyceps sinensis, a rare herb! Good for energy! Eat crazy people!

“Thank you.”

Men cannot resist foods that are good for their stamina. A sad people ruled by dick. The name is man.

The fairy was small, so Lulu was able to take care of the herbs the seven of them gathered by herself. Lulu, who took the opportunity to escape from Cheonsol’s nagging, excitedly put her herb into her skull.



Thank you!

Did you hate nagging so much? Thank you so much.

“So what do we do now?”

-Do you want to move on to the next stage? It’s pink. Go and tell them that a crazy person is coming.

-I already told you this

-As expected, pink is fast.

-Everything is fast. That too. Ugh huh.

The fairy also talks dirty. I felt dizzy earlier, but not now. It reminded me of the Fairy Onahole that I tasted while I was half asleep, and I was a little upset.

Sophia, who was looking at me closely, joined the fairies. Sophia exclaimed, spreading her arms and bouncing her big tits.

“Then send me to the next stage! Right now!”

-Uhm. I want to talk more with this crazy person, but there are plenty of opportunities. Should I keep being surprised?

“Of course.”

-Then I’ll send it to you! Hey guys!

-Blue!

-Green!

-Black and more!

-Fairy Gate Open!

The fairy made a rainbow bridge. The literal translation is bridge, but I don’t know why they call it gate.

Is it because the gate is cooler than the bridge? I understand that fashion is an important matter.

“See you next time then.”

-Come play again!

I crossed the bridge while being seen off by a fairy.

[Clear the entrance to the field!]

[Hidden goal. Reconciliation has been achieved!]

[Area 2. Move to the flower field.]

[Clear the flower garden!]

[Hidden goal. Region skip achieved!]

[Area 3. Move to the Shinnyejeong Tea Party Hall.]

I crossed the bridge and passed through an area without even a rat or a bird noticing. It’s a waste.

“It’s a waste…”

He flinched, thinking I had said that. Fortunately, it was Sophia.

“Why? “Hey Zuyin?”

“There must have been good ingredients in the flower garden. “Let’s just ask them to send it tomorrow instead of skipping it.”

“Indeed. It’s reasonable.”

“Of course it’s not Sophia.”

As I came down from the Rainbow Bridge, I saw women who were halfway between children and adults. It was much larger than the fairy Laser we had just met, but the wings on its back indicated that it was a fairy.

That’s the new fairy. My daughters born unintentionally.

“Gwangma! Look! These are Ranran’s younger brothers!”

“Yeah…”



I, too, escaped as the youngest. Guys. My sister came and she didn’t even say hello?

Oh my god. Lulu gets her discipline. Who on earth did I look at to grow up like that?

Since I am a good person, I must have learned from watching Cheonsol.

“It’s not my fault.”

“The main woman didn’t say anything.”

I wish Cheonsol would stop staring. Meanwhile, Lulu urged her fairy sisters.



Guys. What are you doing?



-Oh. Yes. Sister.

-I’m sorry.

The fairies, who had been sitting around pretending to be pretty, flew out in a huff and flapped their wings. Sophia smiled happily as powder fell from the large wings.

“Fairy wing powder is a good enchantment material! “Because it’s so big, it produces a lot of powder!”

-Would you like some?

“Then thank you.”

-It helps Dad, and we are more grateful. Dad. This is a gift from us.

-Thank you for giving birth.

The three fairies filled a 100ml bottle with powder and handed it over. I felt strange after receiving it.

Isn’t this the first gift you received from your daughter? It’s touching.

“Thank you.”

-What? This is for my dad!

-We also collected all the herbs!

-Isn’t it amazing? Pretty, right? Isn’t it lovely? She’s our dutiful daughter, right?

My heart melted at the silver-haired fairy’s charm. Avni, the original charm master, is good, but the charm of the fairy daughters is also good.

“Yeah…”

Avni said she couldn’t lose and rubbed her body against me. I’m secretly jealous. As I stroked her head, as was her habit, Ebni became elated.

“Hehe…”

-Second sister, get this too!

“What about Ranran?”

Ranran revealed her sharp fangs. The fairies shivered.

-Well, I don’t like it…

“Are you okay. I won’t hurt you. Do you trust me?”

-Dad…

The fairies hid behind me. Cheonsol stopped Ranran.

“Ranran. Let’s ask for blood after building a more bond.”

“Okay!”

-Uh, well, I’ll send it to my eldest sister!

-It’s definitely not because I’m afraid of my eldest sister! It’s because her eldest sister is the boss!
-Open! Yay!

[Clear the New Fairy Tea Party Hall!]

[Last area. Move to the Fairy Queen’s Field!]

No. We haven’t even exchanged a few words, but you’re leaving like this?

“I think Ranran needs education too.”

“Hmph…”

Ranran, who was punished after Lulu, was sullen. Only Avni smiled like a winner.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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