Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 107

Chapter 107 – Please Don’t Touch Me! John Award! (One)

Sophia was the flagship.

‘Where is that Goddess like Buddha going to take Yohan!’

I don’t like Alice, the goddess of Arachne who is targeting Yohan, but I would have thought that Ice High, which runs a cosmic ice cream company, would be the same.

No matter how much Yohan was a coveted minion, stealing a newbie’s minion crossed the line.

“Ah…”
“Sophia. Calm down.”

Dohoyo stopped his friend who was about to shout vigorously. Since she was not John’s owner, she was able to dispassionately analyze the situation.

“I’m talking about selling items, not John.”
“Oh yeah?”

What if it’s not Yohan? He could sell anything.

“I can sell the item, but the creators are Yohan and Ebni, so ask the kids.”
-Okay. You were a child who valued your minions, right? With that kind of mindset, he must have gotten such a great minion.
“Oh…”

Even if Sophia is a young god, she is treated like a child. Even if Ice High lived thousands of years longer than Sophia, it was embarrassing.

“Ask the kids anyway.”
-Okay. John. It’s Eve. Would you like to sell me this tentacle spirit armor?

Ice High offered a reward that would captivate any minion.

-The prize for winning will be the basics and plenty of divinity. Hero-grade items usually trade for around 50 million divinities…
“50 million…!”

Ebni exclaimed in surprise. Ice High tried to see Yohan’s reaction, but he couldn’t take his eyes off the half-elf because he was so cute.

-In addition, I’ll bring you toys that Ebni will like. I made a pact with the earth spirit. How about a clay house play set?
“I already have a clay house play set.”
-Oh.

Ice High didn’t think that a newbie league minion would have a spirit play set.

It’s so expensive that you can’t afford to buy a newbie trainer who starts making an entry, and you can’t afford to buy a regular league trainer who trains dozens of minions, but it’s already there.

-Sofia really cares about her minions!
“That… Yes. It is.”

Johann tried to explain that he had received it as a reward for not impregnating the tentacle spider, but gave up.

Not for Sophia. It was because it was annoying.

‘I should get the goods quickly and go back to rest.’

I was a little tired from making things at the festival after busy work in the studio. Thanks to the Geumgang Buddha, I wasn’t physically tired, but fatigue builds up in my mind.

– Then what should I give you? A world tree for Ebni?
“There is that too.”
-There’s even a world tree?

Male voice

Only Ice High was not surprised. Even the gods who came to watch were surprised and chattered.

“You bought the world tree and the spirit play set in the newbie league? Aren’t you crazy?”
“The owner said Sophia. Sophia is the trainer who went undefeated in the preseason!”
“Do I have to do that level to achieve undefeated victory? Do I have to buy a minion toy too?”

Everyone gave Sophia admiring glances. The goddess, who is a woman on the Internet but is a jjuguri in real life, felt burdened by her gaze.

-Then, how about an annual membership?
“Like!”
– He said he likes Sophia. What about you?
“We are fine too.”
“Me too…”

John had no idea. I don’t know what an annual membership is, but since I like Sophia, it must be a good thing.

Even more thoughtless of Ebni. I liked Ebni, saying that Master and Dad were good.

-Then I’ll give you an annual membership. Sophia will know how to use it, so I won’t have to explain…

Ice High confirmed the gods flocking around Sophia. It was obvious that the young goddess would suffer if the tournament ended like this.

– But you have to give it a try. I’m busy, so go have fun with your friends.

Perfect

When Ice High clicked his finger, a portal appeared that only Sophia, Dohoyo, and their minions could use.

“Thank you!”

When Sofia and Dohoyo and the others disappeared, the leg meeting ended. After returning home, Ice High stood in front of the mirror wearing tentacle spirit armor.

‘Do you like it.’

Especially the sense of volume in her that she never had. How could she hide the small breasts she couldn’t overcome even with her divinity?

She changed to fit her body type, so it didn’t feel out of place. Ice High enjoyed their own fashion show in front of the mirror for hours.

*

Absolu was a god who was doing well. Like any god in the universe, he was a big fan of [The Game of the Gods] And turned his own planet into a good harvest of minions.

The meta of [Game of the Gods] Has always changed, but there are many things that have not changed. First of all, he shouldn’t fall into the trap of skill.

There are only five skills that can be equipped by minions in battle. Official leagues increase to eight, but there is a limit anyway.

So the trainer tries to fill the five with morale skills. This is why minions with good skills are traded at high prices.

But a God worth knowing knows. No matter what skill you have, the minion will eventually use it. In the early days, the balance of [Game of the Gods] Was not good. A minion with an instant kill skill appeared.

The minion, who had the skill to instantly kill any minion he touched, was arrogant and neglected training.

In the end, that guy couldn’t even brush a hair on a warrior and died before he even got close to the wizard. He suffered disastrous defeats and so on and so on.

In the downfall of a minion, Absolu decided what type he should pursue.

The main race of Absolu’s planet is Vampir. Vampirs are advantageous to biotype races because they control blood, but they were countered by other races.

It’s enough to earn a lot of divinity and buy other minions, but Absolute didn’t want to put minions with weaknesses in the entry that only had 6.

So he studied martial arts. It took advantage of the loophole that the martial arts or magic learned by the minions were not included in the skill.

This was also the meta of [Game of the Gods] These days. Monsters with strong physical abilities can easily skip the beginning.

However, the beginning of a minion with an A such as martial arts, magic, or spirits in the skill slot is a little difficult. In the second half, I do my part toktok!

‘But I have to take care of the victory reward that is given only in the beginning.’

A growth set that greatly assists in nurturing minions. Commonly known as gold, silver and bronze accessories, that item could only be obtained from the Newbie League winning streak reward box.

Absolu only found out about this after opening dozens of bronze boxes sold in stores.

Suddenly, he remembered a minion called Cheonsol that Absolu had raised as a means to get past the early stages. The same minion who did quite a bit of martial arts, but couldn’t cross the racial limit of Vampir.

To make matters worse, he was also defeated by humans, the weakest race in the limited universe in the early stages. Absolu sold Chunsol that way.

The sales process was also not smooth. A close god came forward to buy it and put it on the market, but it went to the human who had defeated him.

You don’t know how much I was cursed at by a close god. Anger flared at the goddess who bought Cheonsol and the servant of that year.

‘Sexy newbie. And crazy people. If it weren’t for those two, I could have completed the accessory set…’

I fought hard, but I only got a ring and a necklace. I was drinking bamboo leaf extract to get rid of her anger, but a message came in.

[Minions: Hey. Watch the relay video of Lege Society right now]

Today was Legion Day. Absolu used the sales proceeds from Cheonsol to purchase minions for battle, so they couldn’t afford minions dedicated to production.

So I didn’t participate, but a good minion might be out of the market, so I’ll have to check.

[Gabsolzone: Yes]

Absolu, who sent the message, turned on the relay video. And as soon as I saw the screen, my impression was distorted.

“Why is that bitch over there…”

On the screen, Cheonsol, a sexy newbie, and the abominable elf who defeated him in battle appeared.

[Minions: Isn’t that the vampir you were supposed to sell to me? Did you even have a child?]

A young boy called a friend touched the planting.

[GApp Solzone: So? I’ve said it over and over again, but that bitch went to a sexy newbie without permission. It’s not my fault.]
[Minions: You said you were threatened with eggs. Look Don’t you look so damn happy? Where was that forcibly dragged […

The screen switched and the scene of Ice High judging the armor appeared. Absolu, who checked the armor information through the relay window, jumped up from his seat.

Seeing the light coming from the armor, Absolu jumped up from his seat.

“Nonsense! That madman makes heroic items?”

[Minions: Is that the crazy person you were talking about? I’d like to have some How to sell sexy newbies? Won’t you sell it? I will not sell it even if it is like me.]

My friend’s message went unnoticed. Only the 50 million divinities mentioned by Ice High lingered in my mind.

Fifty million. Five times the amount earned from selling cloth brushes. To earn that with only one item.

The pain in my stomach was unbearable. I thought I did a good job rebuilding with the divinity I earned from selling Cheonsol, but I had doubts.

‘Was that the best?’

Wouldn’t it have been better if she had a cloth brush and then demanded the item because she was a half-elf mother? Not. It’s not too late even now.

[Minions: They must have filled 6 entries, right? When the regular league opens, the challenge hits right away.]

Absolu wrote a message ignoring his friend. The subject is Sophia.

[G-App Sol Zone: Rights to Cheon Sol…]

*

“Tasty! Tasty!”
“Happiness…”
“It tastes better than the ice cream I ate at Haneuleeon. I think you will fall in love with it.”
I’ve never eaten such delicious ice cream since I was born!
“That, like that! Lulu. I heard that the ice cream my uncle bought me was the best…”
I’m sorry, but the special ice cream from Ice High’s shop tastes better than the ice cream my uncle bought for me.
“Turn it off…”
“Uncle. Are you crying?”
“Avril. Don’t look at my uncle it’s support support.”
“My brother is a real nerd. Really, if only we weren’t there. He hit one.”

I looked at Sofia while watching the party eating ice cream and being happy. The goddess who had just been spooning excitedly was manipulating something hard.

“Sophia. What are you doing?”
“Hee!”

Why do people feel ashamed and startled?

“Nothing. The Leger Festival is a competition that is also broadcasted, so flies are attracted to it. I blocked you, so it’s okay now.”
“Okay.”
“Yes. So, let’s even eat ice cream!”

She whispered to Sophia, who was holding a spoon.

“You’ll know when you go back to the divine realm, right?”
“…Yes.”

She untied her hand as Sophia cautiously replied. If you want a massage, you need to prepare in advance.