Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 105

Chapter 105 – Women’s Production Team (7)

John nodded his head broadly.

“You’re right.”
“You’ve got a beautiful elf as your wife! But the child she’s carrying looks similar to this one. Are they twins?”
“That’s right too.”
“Oh! You have two such cute daughters! You are so blessed!”

‘It’s not two, but four.’

Yohan tried to correct it, but Polapo was one step faster.

“Elves are famous for not marrying other races well. If you don’t mind, I’d like to hear some love stories! How did you meet?”
“Our Goddess and the Goddess of Ebrande are close. We met in a practice battle and our eyes met.”
“Yaah!”

Polapo cheered. Battle, the biggest content of the game of gods! The two minions I met there! Blooming love!

It happens often in dramas, but it doesn’t happen often in real life. Polapo genuinely liked this contestant.

I would have exceeded the set preparation time, but I wanted to hear more about Yohan’s story. Ahishhai seemed to be the same, and motioned for him to speak more quickly.

“The love that bloomed in battle! It’s so romantic! Then, which of the two over there is John’s goddess?”
“He has a big heart.”

Sophia, who was listening nervously, tapped her forehead. In an instant, the eyes of all minions and gods were focused on Sophia’s chest.

And I was convinced. Certainly that goddess had big breasts. The difference between her and the goddess next to her was so great that she looked even taller.

Polapo decided to drive a wedge there. He started talking to the cute kid he was targeting earlier.

“Hello? What’s your name?”
“Ebni…”
“Is Ebni a servant of the goddess with big breasts?”
“Yes…”

Ebni felt uncomfortable with Polapo and hid behind John. Seeing the half-elf sticking out his head, several minions and goddesses grabbed their hearts.

“Kkeuh… Ebni…”

Evrothe was about to pass out of breath. Polapo recognized him too.

‘You’re a druid elf who moved from the regular league to the newbie league! This house was a good place for interviews!’

I knew the name because he was a minion who performed outstandingly in the regular league that Ice High belongs to.

“Aren’t you Evrotte? Evrote! Please take this opportunity to reveal why you came to the Newbie League!”
“To see my nephew. I’m not saying this because they’re my nephews. Ebni and Evril are the cutest in the universe.”
“Uh… You did…”

Polapo hated it. What kind of madman would transfer to the lower leagues because of his nephew.

‘Your face is so handsome…’

The almaeng-I is the arm of the arm.

“And the other nephews are cute too.”
“Yes? Another nephew?”
“Ranran and Lulu.”

Polapo and the camera wandered without finding the two children. I know who the kid named Lulu is. The rest are all adults, so I can’t guess.

“Are you the elf next to Ebrande?”
“What? No! Somebody’s trying to stop the marriage! I’m Evrande’s sister! That’s my brother-in-law’s older brother!”

Ebrande jumped up and down.

“Even if it’s better, Johaan is not your daughter.”
“I know that when I see it.”

Only an eyeless minion knows that the elf’s nephew is not Lamia.

But the rest did not appear to be elven nephews either. Both are vampires. The child hugging the skull had no idea what race it was.

‘No. I really don’t know?’

“What race is that purple haired child?”
-#^$%@#
“I don’t know. No. But why is that child the elf’s nephew?”

Polapo turned the microphone to John, who would give a clear answer.

“John? What does Evrote mean?”
“Because I have three women.”

John swallowed the word ‘not yet’.

“Ebrande is the mother of Evni and Evril. Cheonsol, a vampir, is Ranran’s mother. She is a servant of another god, so we couldn’t be together, but there is also Lulu’s mother, Chacha.”
“Yes?”

Polapo’s thoughts became more entangled. What is this madman talking about now? You have three wives?

Of course John didn’t care at all.

“Ranran, support me, Dad.”
“Gwangma cheer up!”
“Lulu too.”
Cheer up dad.

Polapo’s head became more dizzy when he saw Ranran, who looked like an adult.

“Uh… Ranran looks like an adult…”
“It’s not like that! Ranran is an adult!”
“Vampirs grow fast.”
“That’s right! Ranran grew up quickly!”

It was louder than when the chairman mentioned sexy newbie. Polapo was trying to come to his senses after having served as a host for hundreds of years… He saw Elise greedily staring at John.

In an instant, the words came out without any filtering.

“This is why you’re a crazy person… How long has it been since the League started, and has she had four children? If she has three wives, she may accept the courtship of the goddess Arachne…”
“Yes?”
“Yes?”

An awkward silence hung between the two. Polapo took care of the situation only after receiving the eyes of the elves, vampirs, and goddesses who were glaring at him as if to kill him.

“And, indeed!”
“What is it?”
“Now! Let’s start the contest!!”
“What is it?”

The 366th episode of Lege Society started so haphazardly.

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“Mad horse! Be sure to win first place! Even if you don’t win first place, don’t lose to Arachne!”
“That’s right! Mad horse! Win unconditionally!”

Cheonsol and Ebrande were furious because of the emcee’s absurd remarks.

“Yohan! You must win! If you win, I’ll give you a prize!”

Sophia was also angry.

“Dad…”

Even Ebni was angry. Um… Let’s just pretend we’re all mad.

Originally, it was a competition that I participated in with a light heart. I started to see Ebni’s cute appearance making items, but how did it turn out like this?

“Ah! Everyone is working hard on making items! Maybe it’s because the preparation time is long? No worries!”

It’s all because of social media. I couldn’t think of what item to make because of the moderator, but Ebni was different.

Hiding behind my legs, it must have been thinking hard. Ebni laid out her materials with her fern-like hands.

“This…”
“You want to make armor by weaving tentacle spider carapaces together like a chain?”
“And…”
“Once the size is decided, the races that can be worn are limited, so why not borrow the power of a slave spirit to add a size adjustment function?”
“Yes…”
“My Ebni is smart. I can make it by myself without my dad.”

Ebni trembled in surprise and looked up at me with her weeping eyes.

“Keukeouk… Ebni…!”

There was the sound of an elf dying somewhere. Ignored

“It meant that I was all grown up. But shall we make it with Daddy today?”
“Yes…!”

Ebni was excited and summoned Lirota. The host came quickly.

“The spirit’s help is against the rules!”
“Ebni is a spirit magician, so he borrows the power of spirits. Is there a problem?”

Polapo was trolling so violently that no sound came out. Polapo, who received the fierce gaze, trembled.

“Ah. Your daughter is a spirit sorcerer. If you’re using your own abilities, it’s acceptable. I hope you work hard.”

Polapo quickly ran away. He was going to protest to Ice High if he walked a little longer. He’s a guy who’s smarter than he looks.

Not. If he had a good sense of humor, he wouldn’t have been so foolish. Let’s say he’s only good at detecting crises.

“No…”
“Ebni hates that host too?
“He…”

Ebni seems to have liked the word that his heart was connected. Lirota murmured.

– I can’t do it with my own strength…
“Christa…”
-I knew it. Anyway, this bastard, Lirotta, is weak and falls out. Ebni. Let’s make armor together with her aunt.
“Dad…”
– Of course, Dad should make it too.
“Great…”

Started making full-scale armor. Ebni infused spirit power into each of the carapaces, and I went into preliminary work to make the armor.

Since you have to attach several carapaces together, I think you can do it the same way you did chain armor. Since metal doesn’t suit him, cut the tentacles into small pieces and use them as substitutes for twisting.

It would have been convenient if there was a spider web, but tentacle spiders were monsters that did not drop spider webs. I’ll do something worth the name.

It was a delicate and difficult task, but thanks to dexterity, it was handled with ease. The experience of working in the dwarf workshop also shined.

“All…”
“Did you endow the carapace with all the spirit power? Then, could you make a hole so I can tie it with a string?”
“Yes…”

While working hard, Polapo appeared again.

“Are you trying to weave carapaces together to make chain armor? It’s a long job. Can you finish it within the time limit?”
“Suffice.”

How much time do you think I spent in the studio? If I had only one hand, it would have been difficult as Polapo said, but there are Ebni and spirits.

“Pierce…”
– Rock awl.
– Dirt awl.

Two high-ranking spirits drilled a hole. The carapace of the tentacle spider was hard, but because I couldn’t win, the spirit magic that Sophia had subdued couldn’t withstand it.

Because the venue was full of mana, Ebni never got tired. Thanks to that, preparations were completed quickly.

“Now let’s weave together.”
“Yes…!”

We started weaving the carapace. Originally, a lining was supposed to be added, but I boldly omitted it.

If you add one more task, it will take a long time. It’s an armor that goes over your clothes anyway, so I tell you to wear it underneath.

Ebni worked faster than me. With small hands, delicate work was easily handled.

“Ten minutes left! Albi Gongchil has already completed the laser cannon! Arachne participants have completed a beautiful tunic!”
“I haven’t put all my hair on yet.”
“Oh, I see! An item’s options are important, but the design is also important!”

With about 10 minutes left, we almost finished the armor too.

“Let’s hurry.”
“Yes…!”

Due to lack of time, I did not pay attention to the design. The first thing to do is to complete it.

“1 minute left!!”

When the time limit is almost up. I finally finished the tentacle spider carapace chain mail.

“Did you make it well thanks to Ebni? High five!”
“High…”

Match!

The moment we shared the joy of completion. Light emanated from the indigo armor.