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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 102

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 102

Chapter 102 – Women’s Production Team (4)

“Dad’s arms. It’s been a while.”

Avril frowned as she rubbed her head against my chest. The composition of her looking up while holding down her puffy cheeks was bad for her heart.

“Can there be such a cute elf in the world?”

For a moment, I thought I had poured out my inner thoughts. But no. A male elf took out a camera and was taking pictures like crazy.

“Avril. Do you want to see here?”
“Yes!”

Evrill made her V cute. The male elf staggered as if he was about to collapse and pressed the shutter button.

“Evrothe oppa. Be patient outside! It’s embarrassing!”
“…Don’t share photos?”

Oh my gosh. She felt the authority of her eldest in the beaten elf. The older brother’s authority to control her disobedient younger sister!

Blackmailing you with a picture of Avril, one of the cutest half-elves in the world. Evrothe was an elf as wise as her high level.

“Dad…”

Likewise, Ebni, the cutest half-elf in the world, tugged at the hem of my pants. Ebni and Evril’s eyes crossed dramatically.

“You…”
“Hmph! Evni is her sister, so you can fool around with her dad! Ebnie is her sister, so stay there!”

Coogu palace

The sound effect of something collapsing rang out. Ebni’s shocked eyes swayed like a boat hit by a storm.

“Brother-in-law. Is this Ebni?”
“Isn’t it cute?”
“Sounds obvious! Ah… You did well to take the level down. Nephew. Would your uncle take a picture for you?”
“…”

Evni, shocked by her, had no reaction. It was so cute to see her standing blankly with her mouth open.

Click click

Ebrotte enthusiastically took a picture of Ebni. Evrothe said she was happier than anyone who had heard that the world, which was about to perish, had been saved.

“When our youngest never got married and she said she gave birth to a child, I was worried, but to hear that she gave birth to two cute nieces and nephews. She looks exactly like my youngest when she was little. E Brande. Remember? “
“Oh really! Stop!!”

Ebrande, who dyed her long ears red all the way, slapped Ebrote on the back.

“I can’t live because I’m so ashamed of my big brother!”
“Right! Everyone is staring! Think of our own minds!”

Two younger sisters beat up their older brother. Evrothe didn’t give up filming her despite her beatings.

I looked at Dohoyo, who held Ebni and Avril in my arms.

“Why do you look like that?”
“Dohoyo-nim is also suffering a lot.”
“Less than your master.”

What did you mean by this? Sophia is enjoying the happiest days of her new life thanks to me.

If it weren’t for me, she would still be eating 100 won bread!

“Human friend. What the hell…”

Maybe he was worried because I didn’t come back so much, but the magic warp came out.

He has two half-elves in my arms, and two sisters beating his brother. And while getting beaten up, I alternately looked at the elf taking pictures.

“…Are you tired from overwork? Your daughter looks like two.”
“Originally, there are four of my daughters. Ranran over there is the first. Ebni is the second here. Avril is the third. Ruru is the fourth.”
“Ah.”

Confused, the demon warp held his head.

“What? You have two more cute nephews like this? Where are they!”
“Ah oppa! Jjom! Really jjom!!”

*

I was busy at work, so I couldn’t take too long. I decided to meet with Dohoyone after work.

Sofia left the studio saying she would hang out with her friends. She tried to stay with Cheonsol, but she pushed me on the back.

The other day, I heard you became friends with Ebrande. She has minions to play with her friends too.

I tried to send all the children away, but Ebni stayed with me. When she said she wanted to be with her father a little longer, Ebrote shed tears of joy.

“Great friend! Help me out here!”
“Envy friend! Let’s make a sword together!”
“Envious bastard…”

As she was being called from place to place, she was startled to hear her voice colored with envy and jealousy.

The Demon Warp kept his eyes fixed on me even as he sharpened his staff. Making an item without even looking at it. It properly showed why the Dwarves are his artisan race.

“Three women who gave birth to children? Even vampirs are pretty and elves are pretty.”
“Don’t you hate elves?”

Kong!

When I said a word while passing by, Kim Dwarf was greeted with a honey night. The unaware dwarf pouted his mouth and ran away.

“The girl named Lulu was also a bit unique but cute. Who is her mother?”
“Cha-Chara is a Death Knight.”
“…Death Knight?”

Not only the demon warp, but also other dwarves couldn’t understand it.

The head craftsman, who had been hammering hard, continued to flinch and set aside the hot iron. The dwarf I was working with screamed.

The head craftsman ran to me regardless.

“Lulu, her baby’s mother is a Death Knight?”
“Yes.”
“Before she became a Death Knight, she had a child and she died, um. Uh… Did that happen?”
“Ah. I see. Then you will understand.”
“It looks like your human friend loved Cha Cha very much.”
“Then why didn’t you come with me?”
“Shh! You can’t touch the painful memories! I’ll ask while giving you beer and meat!”

It was clear what the Dwarves were imagining. Chacha and my unhappy love. Parting through death. He must be writing a novel that another god resurrects and uses as a minion.

“No. I met him after becoming a Death Knight.”
“Then the woman named Chacha is actually…”
“No matter how you imagine it, it’s not all. Chacha never had a daughter. After she became a Death Knight, she met me. I gave birth to Lulu.”

The head craftsman tried to put his hand on my shoulder. After failing due to the height difference, he dragged a chair from the side.

Taktak

“We don’t have to lie.”
“No…!”

Had this dwarf been deceived? Why don’t you trust people?

“Ebni. Please explain to the suspicious Dwarf.”
“Yes…”

Ebni began to explain.

“With Dad… Cha Cha… Mom…? Aunt…? Stepmom…?”
“She’s just a mother. Isn’t Cheonsol also Ebni’s mother?”
“That’s right…! Chacha… Mom… Death… Knight…”
“Keah!”

Kim Dwarf rolled on the floor. Surprisingly, no one scolded Kim Dwarf.

Bang!

“Click ah ah ah!”

So I got scolded. Kim Dwarf, who had grown about 2cm tall, shouted.

“John! I believe in John’s words!”
“Ebni did a good job explaining, right?”
“Yes!! He is a thousand children!!!”

Our Ebni is a genius. That’s why you’re helping his dad with his work.

“Kim Dwarf. Well done. To be honest, I almost died from my stomach exploding.”
“It’s crazy because he’s cute.”

What are the dwarves whispering about? I couldn’t hear all of them because they were too small, but I caught the word cute.

I must have convinced the dwarves with the activities of the genius cutie Ebni. I was about to get to work, but the head craftsman stopped me.

“Poor human artisan friend. Now go get some rest after work. I’m going to spend time with my kids.”
“That’s right. My daughter had a hard time too, but I need to give her a little rest.”
“Hey Ebni. Take this and go out and buy something delicious. It’s pocket money from your dwarf uncle, so don’t give it to your dad. Okay?”
“Yes…”

Ebni, who received pocket money for both men and women, came up to me and held out her hand. The soles of her hands were filled with sacred coins.

“Dad…”
“I’m going to give my allowance to my dad? No. My daughter has to spend it herself because it’s earned through work.”
“Dwarf… Uncle…”

Tears of joy welled up.

“The dwarf uncles gave me pocket money because they liked Ebni, so Ebni wants to give me pocket money because he likes my dad?”
“How the hell do you understand that?”
“So, are you going to marry three women?”
“Indeed…”

I stroked Ebni’s head without receiving the divinity. Ebni closed his eyes tightly and enjoyed my touch.

“Dad really likes Ebni, so I should give him pocket money. Chief craftsman! Give me first rate!”
“Okay.”

The chief artisan who had deposited the divinity in the bankbook took out a few coins from his pocket. Like the person in charge of the studio, his eyes are soaring.

“This is my dad’s pocket money. I’ll go out and buy something delicious with this and buy my younger siblings something. Shall we save the pocket money we received from our uncles?”
“Yes…”

Good Eve, obedient to Dad, put a coin in her pocket. She was cute, so I watched her blankly, then recalled her first encounter with her ebrote.

“Will you ride the wooden horse?”
“Yes…!”
“Come here. Chief craftsman! We are leaving work!”
“Tomorrow… No. Come again next time!”
“Yep!”

*

As soon as I reunited with the party, Ranran and Lulu came running.

“Gwangma! Save me!”
Dad. Please stop uncle

What. What happened… What did Evrotte do?

I looked at the kids just in case. Ranlani was holding a three-tiered ice cream and waffles in both her hands, and her cheeks were smeared with skewered sauce.

Inside her skull, which Lulu always carries, was filled with candies and chocolates.

“Uncle is trying to burst Ranran’s stomach!”
I’m trying to hate sweets.

Ebrote, who had not enough snacks in her hands, but also had food on top of bears, eagles, and tigers the size of houses, was puzzled.

“No, my brother-in-law, I didn’t do it to bully them, but I took care of him because I liked how he ate well, but it seems like it was too much. I’m sorry.”

Why didn’t other people stop? Ebrande and Chunsol avoided my gaze at the same time.

“I’m sorry. It was so cute that I couldn’t stop it.”
“Will the light horse understand this when it sees this?”

As if making an excuse, Ebrande manipulated the screen. Ranran eating chicken skewers. Lulu eating cake. Avril drinking a drink with floating leaves.

Everything was cute

“Send it to me too.”
“A light horse?”
Dad?

The kids looked at me with a sense of betrayal. Avril approached before I knew it and climbed up my leg while whimpering.

After holding Evril, she felt heavier than before. It looks like they ate really well in a short time.

“Don’t worry. Dad will tell her uncle to stop snacking.”
“I’m sorry, brother-in-law.”

I’m sorry, brother. The photos were taken really well.

As the children secretly winked, Ebrote’s expression widened. She’s an easy-to-understand elf.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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