Chapter 32 – 032. Taming (2)
… Am I an idiot?
When I wake up and munch on the breakfast he prepared, I think deeply about why I did that yesterday.
But no matter how much I think about it, I can’t explain it other than that I did it and it’s stupid.
Obviously, if Kang Joo-hyuk says that he makes meju with soybeans, you shouldn’t believe it.
What were you thinking nodding your head, idiot?
“Ha-eun, finish eating and come to the room with the soundproof booth. I will explain properly what I said yesterday.”
“…”
As the story progresses bluntly, we see Kang Joo-hyuk’s back as he takes the dishes to the sink.
Should I say that I am glad that, unlike yesterday, I was able to at least wear a t-shirt and shorts?
I knew it, but when he presented me with a choice I was reluctant to make, strangely enough, I wanted to take it.
I know, me too.
If you show off your face and body, you’ll get a few views.
… I know I didn’t do it.
I’m afraid it will only go up a little.
***
I feed Ha-eun, who looks very distraught, and go into her soundproof booth first to wait for her.
I expected a very professional environment, but the interior was surprisingly deserted.
Other than a guitar, a sheet music stand, and a chair, there really is nothing.
A place where you can play guitar, nothing more, nothing less.
As I was wondering what to put in this ambiguous space to fit the background, she came hesitantly into the booth.
“Oh, sit down. Ha-eun.”
“…”
I stand up from the chair she was sitting in and make her sit in her place.
Looking down at Seo Ha-eun from above, sitting politely on a chair with her legs together, I imagine what it would feel like to hold a guitar here.
… With breasts this big, I don’t think there’s any need to take a picture from above.
I think it might be better to take a picture from the front.
“Um, Ha-eun. You know what I asked you yesterday. “Aren’t you going to try to do it properly?”
“… Yes.”
“If you are going to do it right, I will give you some advice from the perspective of an ordinary viewer. Would you like to listen? As you know, with your body, you can’t fail even if you wake up dead. Really.”
Seo Ha-eun looks so bad even if you take a quick picture with her phone, she bad looks she don’t go away just because she hit a few sticks.
Depending on her clothes, she can be several times more ugly than naked.
You don’t need everything, just wearing a tank top and dolphin pants will secure at least 10,000 subscribers.
If you cosplay, there will be around 100,000 people.
Since women’s breasts are an attractive feature regardless of country, the number of views must be greater than the number of subscribers.
“… Hey, Kang Joo-hyuk.”
“Uh.”
“What benefit do you have that you want me to do that?”
Seo Ha-eun’s question, which gets straight to the point with a blunt tone, actually has a simple answer.
Why am I trying to help this woman by even touching her?
Of course… ,
“I’m not thinking about benefits or anything, I’m just saying this because I’m so frustrated. “You’re wasting your time with that body, you could care less.”
“… Under. Come now.”
If I succeed, it’ll suck even more.
Of course, wouldn’t a celebrity with a million subscribers be a lot worse than an unemployed person sitting in a corner of a room?
“Why now? I cared about you from the beginning. “I heard that the fight we had a few years ago was all because I thought of you.”
“What the…” . I don’t believe it. Now. “No matter what you say, I won’t believe it.”
“Whether you believe it or not, it’s yours. Just listen. “I’ll tell you how to make money without even showing your face.”
In the process, it would be a jackpot if I could financially connect Seo Ha-eun with myself.
Or at least the relationship becomes closer, and if you just mix it up with a deep bond, you honestly get more than your share.
Even if I don’t have a place to spend money, I don’t mean to shell out 200 a month just to spend half a year eating with a woman.
I invested because there was a way to get it all back.
“Ha-eun, will you be more honest when explaining? Are you okay?”
“… Do whatever you want.”
“Oh yeah. First of all, this is your channel. ID Sophia. Channel name: Sophia. The videos uploaded are all just guitar recordings.”
It is not difficult to revive a small YouTube channel with less than 100 subscribers.
Introducing a cat without context,
“First of all, leave a video of this, buy a tripod for your phone, take pictures like you have been doing, and upload them all the time. Wear whatever clothes you want.”
If you hit a woman’s breast without context, anything can usually happen.
I know this all too well, as I had been thinking about becoming a baseball YouTuber ever since the failure of rehabilitation became a reality.
A man like that makes me sweat, but there is no answer to the content he watches,
Even though women are sweaty, content that men watch sells well.
The opposite also has its own demand group.
“… In the end, it means taking pictures of your body and posting them.”
“Hey, it’s still just the beginning. Start. Just because you wash the rice doesn’t mean it’s cooked.”
However, that only works when crawling up from the basement to the bottom, and climbing up requires a more advanced technique.
“I heard you, you play the guitar pretty well. So, instead of just playing the guitar hard and recording it, upload a video of it. “There is no need for sex appeal.”
“Sex…”
Normally, men prefer women who pretend to not take off their clothes and then gradually take them off, rather than women who take off their clothes from the beginning.
In dating, that’s called pushing and pushing, and in this world, it’s called image management.
When you look at an idol, they say things like innocence, girl crush, cute, all kinds of things, but if it doesn’t work out in the end, they turn it into sexy.
It’s the same as that.
“There’s no need for you to expose yourself in a hurry. Just take a normal picture and post it normally. Still, the number of views increased tenfold.”
“What are you going to do if it doesn’t increase?”
However, if an actor is so quick to give even a role that is less objectionable, there is nothing more for the director to do.
I don’t know why she’s so talented that she hesitates, but Seo Ha-eun needs to show off her breasts, even if it means I have to scratch her pride.
If that doesn’t work, I’ll just be stuck in a corner of my room for the rest of my life and eat my own food.
It’s not that bad, but… ,
I like dogs more than cats.
If possible, I want to take them for a walk.
“I heard that. Do you want to bet? What are you… , If I take a picture wearing the suit that the club used to wear in the past, will it only get views or not?”
“… 10,000?”
“You’re coming out? He said he would definitely come out. “About 10,000.”
“Wait a minute, do you know how many views I have right now…” ” ?”
“It’s around 100. I wonder if the good one is 800. Based on what turned out well, if it increases ten times, it will be 10,000.”
“You can take responsibility for that… ?”
“Why can’t you take responsibility? Of course it happens.”
Seo Ha-eun looked at me with suspicion, but this was only natural.
To be honest, I wouldn’t mind posting a picture of Seo Ha-eun in that casual outfit she went to the gym with yesterday, but if she wears a suit while working at the club, it’s definitely hot.
There is no need to go into algorithms or anything like that.
“… Hey, Kang Joo-hyuk. “You’re really saying that, right?”
“It’s true, so why can’t you believe it? I take responsibility.”
“… Okay, bet on it. That will never reach 10,000 views.”
Nevertheless, she thought about how to catch Seo Ha-eun, who voluntarily jumped into her fire
“What are you betting on?”
“Anything. … Except for touching, listening to everything.”
“… Man, that’s crazy. “This.”
“Promise quickly. Ah, recording. I’m going to record it, promise.”
She didn’t even need to catch and eat it.
It was smoked to a golden brown on its own and delivered right to my mouth.
“Okay, I promise. “As long as I don’t get the number of views, I will do anything you ask me to do.”
“If you break this, I’ll kick you out of the house.”
“If that’s the case, wouldn’t it be okay to make a bet that they’ll kick you out?”
“…”
“… Well, that’s it. So, if I win, you will also listen to whatever I ask you to do?”
“… But, as long as you don’t touch it, I’ll listen to you.”
“Okay, at the level of not touching it.”
I looked closely at Seo Ha-eun’s eyes, wondering what on earth she could do to take on a game with no choice.
… Anxiety.
The look in the eyes of a beginner who is fidgeting for fear of being bluffed.
She ponders for a moment whether she missed something, but since she hasn’t decided on the most important thing, she opens her mouth first.
“Oh, how long does it take?”
“… 3, until the end of March.”
“Oh, that’s enough. And when you post it, you post it on your channel, right?”
“… Yes.”
“Of course I can’t delete it or make it private, right?”
“…”
… I couldn’t believe it,
I never thought it would be such a poor plan.
Of course, I won’t delete it as soon as I upload it from the beginning, but if it looks dangerous, I will close the channel and get out.
It’s so ridiculous that it’s so cute that I don’t ask any further questions and just continue with the bet.
“Uh… , And for the video itself, I’ll buy you a tripod, so you can just put your phone on it and take some decent shots. Wear the suit you wore to work. Okay?”
“…”
“Answer me. “You said you wanted to record it.”
“Ah Okay…”
Is it because I am not confident in myself?
Is it because I am confident in myself that I am not confident?
Seo Ha-eun’s attitude her her her was unknown,
What was certain was that I would win either way.
… There aren’t many sites that reject photos of ugly women.
Viral marketing or whatever.
