Chapter 205 – Gaiden – Part 0, Chapter 3
“No. That’s not the case there!”
“There’s nothing to write anyway, so can’t we just skip it?”
Despite my heartfelt pleas, Mars shook his head with a firm face.
“Absolutely not. Oh my God, how can a person called the head of a family have less manners than an aspiring knight, so how can he claim to be an aristocrat!”
“No, then why the hell are you better at etiquette than I am? Weren’t you a commoner?”
“First of all, since you dream of becoming a knight, you only learned simple etiquette to prepare for your life when you become a knight. Rather, it’s strange that you are an aristocrat but are so ignorant of etiquette.”
No, even if it was the etiquette of an aristocrat, how on earth could I, who had lived as one of the most ordinary people in a country without a king until just a few days ago, learn all the complex and cumbersome manners in such a short time?
In the first place, why the hell did nobles hang themselves on these useless things? I’m afraid I’ll just hang myself.
“A nobleman’s dignity is revealed at the level of his manners. So rise again. It’s not over yet.”
What the hell happened in the meantime to come to this? It started with a word Mars said as if he had suddenly remembered it.
‘Come to think of it, Baron Radon, are you saying that on purpose?’
‘Yes? What’s wrong with my tone?’
‘Yes?’
‘Yes?’
Last time, after wiping out all the people in the land without an owner, whose name I can’t even remember, Mars started following me around. After several replies, she was shocked to learn that I was a nobleman but had never learned the etiquette of a nobleman, and began lecturing me on how a nobleman could not learn the etiquette of a nobleman.
Mars was an aspiring knight, and I have fallen, but I am the head of a family. However, since she was once a knight, it seems that she could not bear to see the aristocrat with whom she behaved unbecoming aristocrat.
At first, he seemed to be asking me to do something, but when I started to call it ‘basic etiquette’, I couldn’t help but harden my face. What kind of guy has so many useless manners in the world?
With my brain, which was at the level of an extremely normal person, it was best to learn at most ten manners, and after that, Mars’ continuous indoctrination education made my head explode. Damn, did you just reveal that you came from an aristocrat? In the first place, a child who was supposed to be a hero’s colleague, why the hell are you teaching me, the villain?
Since Mars was one of the strong candidates for fellow warriors, I couldn’t do anything to harm her, even if it was to achieve my goal of being defeated by the hero. However, it was not easy to break her fiery stubbornness. And, fortunately, it wasn’t long before the moment came when I was freed from Mars’ compulsory training in aristocratic etiquette.
“Oh, it’s better! Well, we really don’t have anything!”
“So please don’t harm your village, is that what you mean? How many people do you think who said that in front of me and then sold information about me to my enemies or cooperated with them as soon as I passed by? And what consequences did I give them? Would you have given me?”
At first, after Mars’ earnest request, they passed by without burning a single village. However, that village was actually a village of thieves who killed passers-by and plundered money, and when Mars and I showed mercy and passed on, rather, they gathered people to kill me and steal my property, and they attacked at night in the middle of the night.
Even if they noticed that I was a noble, they didn’t seem to recognize that I was a fallen noble who didn’t have enough wealth to be robbed. Of course, since my soldiers weren’t alive in the first place, they were fully armed even in the middle of the night, and the thief village was easily wiped out.
Mars looked with trembling eyes at the villagers he had promised to show mercy to, but in reality were nothing more than bandits who had hidden their true colors, and were being cut down by immortal soldiers while trying to target them reluctantly. After a few more similar incidents, she gradually stopped objecting to my decisions.
That was the reason why Mars didn’t stop me even though I was going to burn down this village too.
“Why do I have to leave people who might become my enemies behind my back?
To the most terrifying threat I could have imagined, the village headman broke into a cold sweat and answered with a trembling voice.
“Well, in my village… The farmland is so fertile, we can harvest a lot of grain! Have mercy on us, and we’ll offer grain to you periodically!”
Grain… Certainly, the supply of provisions in war is a very important issue. Of course, the army I command doesn’t die in the first place, so I don’t need to supply it separately, but I can’t continue to command this immortal army in the future. In order to maintain and manage the territory after regaining some of it from the lower nobles of the two duchy factions, you need someone to live and work there.
“Hmm. Is there any other reason?”
“Ah… Isabella!”
At the village chief’s cry, a country girl cringed and approached him. She was quite pretty for someone who lived in such a quiet country, not in a crowded city. Her properly swollen breasts, a full buttocks and strong hips that will attract the attention of the villagers, and above all, a face that is naturally pure and harmless…
“This is Isabella, my youngest daughter. As proof of the continued loyalty of our village to the noble lord… To the lord, we offer our Isabella…!”
“Ah, Dad…!”
The youngest daughter, Isabella, was so surprised by the village chief’s words that she forgot that she was in front of me and shouted urgently to her father. And it wasn’t just his daughter who was surprised by his words. At his absurd words, I tried to hide my embarrassing face so as not to lose my force as a villain, and Mars also lowered the visor of his helmet to cover his face, but it was obvious that he was very surprised.
To sacrifice his own daughter for the comfort of the village. Besides, I never thought I would be in a position to receive it. However, I couldn’t accept his offer.
Isabella, the youngest daughter of the village chief, was obviously quite beautiful even by my standards, but even so, Mars was with her, so she couldn’t afford to take another companion with her in an uncomfortable yard. Above all, how long can a pretty country girl survive next to an evil noble who leads an undead legion that slaughter people?
“I understand your determination, but I have no intention of increasing the load any more than now…”
I tried to politely decline his offer. Roughly, I know your heart well, and I just tried to finish the words that I would forgive you.
However, the village chief looked at the undead army lined up perfectly behind me, my not-so-good face, and the knight in full-length armor (Mars), who exuded a strangely cold aura. He lowered his head to the point where he could touch it and shouted desperately.
“I am confident that if it is my daughter, I will be able to satisfy her!”
“Dad…”
“Eh, please hug me at least once. I, I will prepare everything!”
Perhaps the village chief misunderstood that I would burn down the entire village by rejecting his proposal, and in the end he began to bow his head miserably, asking me to try (?) My daughter at least once.
When the atmosphere became like this, I couldn’t bear to refuse. Considering the public perception of me and the notoriety I had to build before dealing with the hero, I didn’t know what the consequences would be if I refused this offer. From the point of view of having to continue to maintain the perception that he was the villain he had already caught, he couldn’t show even the slightest softness. However, if there is one problem…
“Ha, I see.”
As a virgin who had never had sex with a woman in his previous life, I had no idea how to treat a country girl dedicated to the comfort of the village.
*
Mars, who was staring at me strangely with a cold gaze, said he would leave for a while and headed somewhere. After a while, the village headman guided me to an inn where my daughter was waiting.
In case someone was hidden to assassinate me in the meantime, I looked inside with detection magic, one of the basic magic that I, a stranger to magic, could do, but fortunately there was only one person in the room.
“I’m leaving now. Then please… I hope you have a satisfying time.”
As if sincerely believing that if I was satisfied with his daughter, I would not harm the village, the village chief bowed his head and slowly withdrew. I sighed, opened the door and entered the room.
You can take a pity ticket here… But it’s not urgent right now. As for removing pity, you can do it slowly after finishing all the things you need to do first. Now what… I’m just going to pass this town after I stun a woman named Isabella with her magic, just say ‘I’ve had a relationship’.
Fortunately, this village doesn’t seem to be a thieves’ village like the last time, and the amount of grain harvested is quite large, so if you incorporate it into the territory without destroying it, it will bring enough profit. To begin with, I’m not a sadist who takes pleasure in harassing people who have no intention of resisting.
“Huh? What is it?”
“…”
However, when I opened the door, the person I faced was not Isabella, the village chief’s youngest daughter, but Mars. And that’s where the heavy armament he usually wears almost every day goes, and he’s wearing dizzying underwear that barely exposes his skin.
The sight of a female warrior who is taller and stronger than me, sitting on a bed in her underwear like a shy birdie, greeting me… Shocking, amazing, and… Pretty impactful… Damn it. Seeing such an unexpected sight, no other feelings came to mind, as if my language skills were paralyzed. It was just… Full of surprises.
“Mars. Why are you here… Can I hear the reason?”
I wiped my face with both hands, regained my composure, and asked Mars, who was sitting on the bed with her face red. Then she opened her mouth and responded in a voice that literally crawled in, devoid of her usual imposing demeanor.
“Because I’ve decided to… Reduce the number of innocent victims that will arise because of your actions… So, I can’t ruin the… Innocent girl’s wedding…”
After that, I didn’t have to listen to her, but I quickly figured out what had happened. Isabella had no intention of opening her legs to a stranger who suddenly attacked the village, even though it was her father’s order, and when Mars came and said that he would do the job for her, she refused, so she had nothing to regret. You would have accepted
That way, Isabella didn’t lose her virginity to an unknown man, while Mars reduced innocent victims…
It’s a story that really makes me laugh.
“No, then why don’t you just come to me and ask me not to be with her with that girl? Why do you have to wait for me instead of her?”
“Not only now, but in the future… There will always be an innocent woman offering herself to you to ensure your safety. Please do not touch them. Instead, I… I will do the job for you. Because…”
I turned my head away from Mars, wondering if he really understood what he was talking about, and looked at the script floating next to him. It was clearly written on the translucent window, visible only to me.
Name: [Mars]
Gender: Female
Title: Hero’s Companion Candidate, Knight Aspirant, Protector of the Weak
Occupation: Guardian
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Reason experience: 0 times
Experience 0 times. I mean, virgin…
From the lips of her maiden, who claimed herself to be her knight rather than her lady, it was said to be content with her own body instead of others.
“Under…”
Let’s calm down. Opponent is Mars. One of the candidates for the hero’s companions. She is, of course, only one of the candidates, so she doesn’t necessarily become a hero’s ally, but her strength is that if she becomes a hero’s ally, she is at a level that will be very helpful. It would be ideal to become a colleague of .
If that’s the case, you’ll have an adversarial relationship with me later, but if you rush into a relationship here, it’s a huge accident. In a situation where he should have killed me, he might be weakened by the relationship and surrender in the middle of the fight.
So you have to be patient. No matter how much the woman in front of me shows a completely different gap from that reliable female warrior I usually do, she is not an acceptable opponent for me to lay my hand on. So, here you have to be patient…
“That, and… As you can see, I have no experience of that kind of thing… T-Take care not to get sick… Please?”
At that single word that the strong female warrior shyly blushed, my last string of rationality was severed.
Fuck, I don’t know how to deal with it, and if you endure it even after seeing this, you’re definitely a bastard son of a eunuch. And even though I’ve never used a lower body object against a member of the opposite sex, it seems to work just fine in the current situation. No, I’m a bit overloaded… Anyway, looking at this, it’s clear that I’m not a eunuch. So what am I supposed to do here?
“You said it out of your mouth…Don’t regret it later.”
I let out a quick breath and untied my trousers against the female warrior who showed a very defenseless and feminine appearance, feeling the gap with her usual.
