Chapter 657 – Whoopee? House (18)
“I’m sorry, Suzuya-kun.”
“Huh? Suddenly?”
“I couldn’t say anything because I was embarrassed… “
“… Hey, Miss Hinata?”
“Actually, I’m an otaku too.”
Question: How do I target otaku?
Answer: You just need to approach me first.
Otaku is basically a passive creature.
Sometimes I get so emotional that I make a sudden move… Most otaku want to ‘be loved even if they stay still.’ Since I am also an otaku, I know this well. If you put it good, it’s fate, if you put it bad, it’s eating me… Otakus are originally afraid of getting hurt. As proof, the meta that is popular these days is ‘Gyaru who is kind to otaku’.
“He… Ms. Hinata is an otaku?!”
“Ugh, sorry for tricking you.”
“… “Isn’t that a lie?!”
“No, I’m really an otaku.”
Question: Yes? That’s meta? I’m not a gyaru?
Answer: Basically, the logic is that if a ‘woman’ is kind to otaku, it will mostly work.
Natsuki Akiyama, a gyaru who is kind to otakus.
I don’t know if I took that position knowingly… The current Miss Natsuki was a difficult enemy for me. She has a pretty face and big breasts, but according to rumors, she is still a virgin with no experience with men. Okay… The ‘virgin gyaru’ who only exists in the world of comics was Natsuki Akiyama.
Plus, that kiss from yesterday…
She was so innocent that she attacked him first.
Ms. Natsuki was very active as a non-otaku.
But I could also be proactive if my partner was an otaku.
All men are idiots, but that idiot is an otaku? Then it’s too easy. Suzuya-kun is greatly embarrassed as she falls into his arms, shedding tears. Pretending to feel guilty, making a sad expression… The point was to subtly show my love for Suzuya-kun.
“Sorry… Are you angry?”
“No, it’s more than that, I don’t believe it… “
“We also have Mr. Akari’s autograph at our house.”
“… What?!”
In the case of ‘Gyaru who is kind to otaku’, the selling point is that upper caste gyaru who will not even talk to me are kind only to me… Actually, that logic applies to me too. Since you are a class leader who is kind to everyone, you must be doing volunteer work… The thrill of thinking that and then finding out that wasn’t the case. I planned to give that thrill as a gift.
“Well, I see… But hey, Hinata… Now, will you please slowly leave?”
“… I don’t like it, I’ll stay like this until you forgive me.”
Question: Isn’t this a girl who is kind to otakus, but just a horny girl?
Answer: Originally, otakus like sexy women.
“He… Miss Hinata… “
Even if the appearance changes, an otaku is an otaku.
Suzuya-kun did not refuse my request to read comics.
But I had no intention of doing so, and as soon as I arrived at Suzuya-kun’s house, I fell into his arms and confessed. Actually, I am also an otaku. Since Miss Natsuki kissed Suzuya-kun, any amount of skinship was not enough. That’s why I also planned to cross the ‘line’ today.
“Well, that could be true. “I’m not angry.”
“… Really?”
“Yeah, everyone tells lies like that.”
“… No.”
“Huh?”
“Lies to someone you like are different.”
“… Hey, Hinata? What now… “
“I wanted to be honest with Suzuya-kun!”
As if she were the heroine of a cartoon, she clenched her fists and looked up at Suzuya-kun. After that… Lift your heel and kiss it. From then on, she honestly conveyed my feelings. There is a bit of dramatization involved in being ‘honest’, but anyway… She was sincere in her feelings about liking Suzuya-kun. This is my first kiss and first confession. Suzuya-kun was my first.
“Miss Hinata… “
“I like you… So, yeah… Please, go out with me… “
Question: So how can a gyaru who is friendly to otakus win?
Answer: Whoever has sex first wins.
Question: Huh? Aren’t you a premarital purist?
Answer: Oh, I don’t know, I’ll focus on kissing.
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No fuck…
Momose, is this bitch really crazy?
[Miss Hinata…]
[I like you… So, yeah… Please, go out with me…]
A kiss, a fucking kiss… Momose’s sinister and sinister nature gave me goosebumps.
Haito did something like that the day after he got his hair cut… Oh, no, of course I kissed on the same day… But all you did was kiss! But Momose, that bitch seems to be planning to see it through to the end, so she goes to my house and… I confessed while being held in Haito’s arms.
This is a confession that I could not make.
[… Miss Hinata.]
No, okay… I was able to understand up to that point after giving in a hundred times.
You must have become nervous after seeing Haito look handsome overnight.
[Yes, Suzuya-kun… No, can I call you Haito-kun?]
The problem was that Haito was blushing over there.
Just yesterday, about the topic you confessed to me… It’s a delusion, but anyway, the subject I said was my first love… Haito doesn’t know what to do after receiving a confession. Of course, I thought he would reject it… What is that reaction? Maybe Haito’s timid nature is still the same, but he didn’t escape Momose’s arms. Now that I think about it, that bastard too… Fuck, it was an insidious pervert.
“… “Hmph.”
You’re probably smelling it like you’re smelling me, right?
And breasts… Are you feeling the touch of your chest?
Looking at that stupid guy made me feel hot inside.
But there was nothing I could do.
Come to think of it, I don’t even know the number yet…
It was a mistake to think that I had caught all the fish.
[Yes, it’s okay.]
… Ha, haaaaa?!
Are you really thinking about dating?!
[You can call me Hito.]
… Ha, what a surprise!
[And thank you for confessing.]
Well, what are you thankful for?!
No?! Aren’t you trying to date me?!
[However… Actually, I also have something to confess.]
Uh… Ha, don’t… Do not do that…
Please, please stay still!
[Why then… I confessed to you in class.]
[… Ugh, it was like that.]
[That’s actually… It wasn’t my sincerity.]
[… What?]
[It was a forced confession due to bullying.]
Puss…
Puh, puh…
Ahahahaha!
What, me again!
Did you mean to confess that?!
Momose, who was pretending to be polite, suddenly became serious. Of course, I thought Haito liked him… I’m sorry, but Hito is mine, right? The confession you made back then was something you had no choice about? Thanks to you, the trembling has finally stopped.
[However… Ever since I became close to you like this… My heart gradually changed.]
[… Haito.]
… Haaaaa?!
What are you saying again?
Suddenly drifting here?!
[I don’t think everything you showed me was a lie. You’re Hinata, who recognized and liked my favorite manga, right? So what can I say… Should I say my mind is open? Have you come to like talking to Hinata? So I’m very happy now.]
Thing… It’s a lie…
That means that bitch Momose…
… It means I started to like it.
No…
I don’t like that!
You liked me first!
But why! Why are you saying that?
[Haito-kun… Then…]
[Miss Hinata, you like being with me, right? So you confessed to me honestly, feeling sorry, right? You both had the same feelings. So I’m glad. Thank you so much.]
[… Yes!]
[But there it is. I’m sorry.]
[… Huh?]
[I really like Hinata, but I’m not sure if these feelings are love.]
[… Yeah, really?]
[And actually… There are people other than Hinata that I care about.]
“Hito!”
… You idiot, you idiot!
You should have said that from the beginning!
You thought I had betrayed you again!
Haito tells my story while making that delusional expression. Since you said you were someone who bothered me, of course it was me, right? If I had been a little late, I would have lost that idiot… Phew, kissing yesterday was the right answer. Haito looks a little embarrassed, probably remembering the feel of my lips. No, was I just thinking about the sex I had in my delusions? Whatever it was, it was nice to see.
[But there’s still a possibility, right?]
[… Huh?]
[You mean you have feelings enough to invite a woman to an empty house and kiss her?]
[Uh, huh? Oh, no, the one who came was Hinata-san?! Same with kissing… Ugh?!]
Yeah, it was nice to see…
That fucking bitch?!
[Not refusing means you agree.]
[Ah… No, that’s not it…]
[It was my first kiss.]
[… Miss Hinata.]
Hey, it was my first kiss too?!
[And it was my first confession.]
Confession… Ah, damn it.
I should have confessed too…
[So please take responsibility properly.]
[Miss Hinata…]
[I don’t like calling you Hinata-san. Please call me Hinata.]
[Hinata…]
[Huh… Anyway, I mean, I like it.]
[… Yes.]
[Then… That’s enough for today.]
[…]
[And so…]
Well, what is that?
Momose speaks in a voice so low that it cannot be heard in the live video.
Haito, who heard those words, responded by screaming in an unusual way.
[… What?!]
[Huh, this is something that also appears in the original gyaru.]
[That, that, that, still…]
[Haito-kun, will you masturbate with me?]
… What, really. You were completely crazy, right?!
[Gwaneumjung] Channel’s live ended with Momose leaving with a smile.
But unlike Momose, I couldn’t laugh.
