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Go Into the Muck 146

Go Into the Muck 146

Chapter 146 – Bless This Wonderful World (3)

The job Seojun chose.
It was the archer line.
The reason he chose the archer class was simple.

‘Because no one is doing it!’

Bow

Its position as a weapon in human history is by far the king of the pre-modern ranged weapons.
If spears were the dominant melee weapons before the modern era, bows were the dominant weapon for ranged weapons. Looking at any civilization or tribe in the world, the final technique of long-range weapons was definitely the bow.

‘More than the current rifle.’

Before the invention of firearms, bows literally had a reputation that exceeded that of today’s rifles.
However, after the invention of firearms, the status of the bow fell into abyss… There were no guns in this world.
That is, the bow was still used.
But there was something strange.

‘Strangely, no one uses a bow.’

Kazuma uses a bow, but that’s not the main thing after all.
Other than that, I’ve never seen a character that uses a bow as their main weapon.
That’s why Seo-joon chose the bow.

‘Although it’s a bit hipsterish. Well, isn’t a good thing a good thing?’

It’s a work I came in to enjoy anyway.
So, a new one would be better.

‘But why the hell is he not using a bow?’

A world full of superhumans.
There must be at least one character who mainly uses a bow.
Thinking deeply, he shook his head.

‘It’s probably because of magic.’

What a bow can do, magic can do, and what a bow can’t do, magic can do.
That’s why he obviously didn’t feel the need to use a bow.
In addition, unlike games and novels, the bow is a weapon that can be used only when strength is better than agility. With that much strength, it was more convenient to just use a melee weapon.
After all, magic will be responsible for long distances.
While he was lost in thought, Luna asked quietly.

“What profession did you choose?”
“This one.”

Seojun held out his card.
In the card’s occupation column, it was written:

「Stormbringer」

〈 Stormringer 〉 It was an archer-type high-level job that annihilated enemies by controlling the power of the storm, befitting its name.
For reference, other top jobs

「Pathfinder」
「Predator」
「Devil Hunter」
「Magic Archer」
「Spirit Archer」
「Forest Guard」

… There was
Anyway, Luna’s eyes widened after reading the text.

“S-Stormbringer?!”

Luna is shocked.
Her cry echoed throughout the adventurer’s guild.

“What, what? Stormbringer?!”
“Oh my God, how can this be!”
“A Stormbringer appeared in this town!!”

Food.

Seojun laughed.
He was roughly expecting that kind of reaction.
That would be the case, because Stormbringer was a high-level job he added.
With the setting that it was the one and only legendary job that only the elven archer who belonged to the first warrior party had.

“Great!!”

Luna jumped out of place.
Her face was full of joy.

“I can’t believe the Stormbringer class will reappear! This must be Eris-sama’s blessing!”
“… Chet.”

At Luna’s reaction, Aqua clicked her tongue.

‘There’s no use in receiving a blessing from someone like Eris. I wonder if it’s the goddess Aqua-sama.’

Grumpy grumble.

Aqua did not like that her junior goddess, who was inferior to her, was being praised.
However, that was only her opinion, and Eris was superior to her in terms of personality, personality, and abilities, according to her evaluation in the celestial realm.
It’s because Eris, who has such a good personality, lost to Aqua on purpose.
… Well, if you don’t lose, you’ll be a bitch, so maybe it’s more like that.

‘I’ll be pissed if I leave it as it is.’

Seojun quickly grasped her aqua’s condition and changed the subject.

“Rather than that, I wonder if my colleagues should also choose a job sooner rather than later.”
“Ah, sorry! Stop getting too excited…”

That’s how Aqua also chose her job.
Of course, unlike her original work, Seo-joon’s performance took away almost all of the attention she deserved, but Arc Priest received a good response because she received preferential treatment just for her existence.
Only then did Aqua feel better about her.

“Heng, then what are you going to do now?”

I naturally stopped talking to Seo-joon.
Seojun replied without pointing out that point.

“What are you doing? I have to earn money by completing quests.”
“You’re thinking of doing a quest! You can check available quests on the bulletin board over there!”

Seojun looked around the bulletin board.

“First lightly.”

[Subjugate Giant Toad]
-Giant Todd hit the bow and livestock in nearby farmhouses are suffering damage. I want a quick subjugation. The reward is 5000 Eris per horse.

***

Outside the town of Axel.
Huge frogs jumped and jumped all over the vast meadow.
That is a monster called Giant Toad.

‘… This would be a good test bed.’

Seo-joon checked the characteristics purchased at the store.

“Jincheon Thunderbolt Archery”
-Rating: SS
-Description: An archer’s poisonous martial arts that earned him the nickname ‘Muyounggunggwi’ because he took his life with thunder in an invisible distance.
[Effect]
– The mastery of the bow is fixed to the maximum value.
– You can feel the air flow.
– Awakening the clairvoyance.
-You can put energy on the arrow.
-Gi has the characteristics of lightning.
– Reach the extreme of all bows by becoming the state of unity of body and archery.
– You can use Yigieosi (以气馭矢).
-You can reach the state of intangible vision and shoot your spirit.

“Hmm.”

He took something like slime out of his inventory.
It was the privilege that Aqua had given him, “King of All Diseases”.
The effect of this is simple.
It can be changed into any shape at the will of the user.
Seo-joon immediately shaped it into the shape of a ‘bow’.

“It’s just fine.”

It is different from an ordinary bow.
A round mechanism attached to both sides of the bow.
It was a compound bow.

‘If it was an ordinary compound bow, it would have been difficult to maintain and would not have been able to withstand my strength.’

This was different.
Because King of All Byeongji had the property of indestructibility, it was never damaged.

“Hey, you used it well from the beginning.”

Aqua, who was watching from the side, murmured.
Seo-joon smiled at her and tried to pull her protest.

Kirik-

‘Shall we shoot once.’

Formless vision

Intangible arrows made of flags are attached to the strings.

“Huh? I didn’t catch anything, so what the hell are you doing…”

Ignoring Aqua’s meddling.
Seo-joon aimed at a crying giant toad and let go of the protest.

Peeing-

The arrow flew with the sound of cutting through the wind and hit the spot.
And,

Pew!!!!

With a loud noise, Giant Todd exploded.

“What?”

Aqua opened her mouth wide.
Clearly, nothing was set on the string in her eyes, but Giant Todd died.

“It’s my first time using a bow, but it tastes good.”

It had a different taste than the sword.
Then Aqua came up to him and asked with her rapid-fire cannon.

“Ji, how did you do that now? He died without arrows?!”
“Is it okay if I just do it?”
“Ugh, as a goddess, I can’t lose! Watch carefully! A big success for this goddess, Aqua!”

Udadadadat-!!

She ran to one of the giant toads.
Then he clenched her fists.
Aqua’s fists were covered with holy light, and she spun violently.
It was a dazzling effect.

“Realize the power of God! Fresh Blow!! God Blow is a lethal fist carrying the wrath and sorrow of a goddess! Opponents die!!!”

With a grandiose explanation, her fist landed on Giant Todd’s abdomen.

And,

Rocking-

She couldn’t land any blows.
This was because Giant Toad was immune to striking physical damage.

“Eh.”

Aqua let out a dazed sound.
Right after.

Thump-

Giant Todd ate Aqua.

“Seo, Seo Joowoon!!! Sah, save me!!!!”

Aqua exclaimed from Giant Toad’s mouth.
A desperate cry rang out.

“Oh hey, that idiot.”

Seojun touched his forehead.
Kazuma must have felt like this…
Seojun admired the mentality of Kazuma, a living Buddha.

‘… I can’t leave it as it is, so I’ll have to save it.’

Seojun pulled the protest again.
Seeing this, Aqua was frightened.

“Ehh?! Now wait!! Are you going to shoot that?! Please don’t do that!! I die!! She’s a goddess, but she’s going to die!”
“Don’t worry. It will be different from before.”

Whooooong-!!

An arrow made of wind was attached to the string.
It was not a characteristic, but a unique skill of the Stormbringer job.
Seojun shot an arrow of wind. The arrow of the flying wind pierced the Giant Todd’s abdomen.
End with that.
Aqua crawled out of the dead Giant Todd’s mouth.
Aqua, covered in Giant Toad’s mucus, sat down on the floor and squeezed it, looking pretty pitiful.

“Sniff… Ooh, uh uh uh… ! Sniff… ! Wow, whimper… Oh thank you… ,! Seojun, Go, thank you… ! Wowaaaaa … !”
“Yes, yes. From next time, you know the subject and jump on it? Got it?”
“Uh, okay, okay… Sniff!”

After that.
The two of them, who were hunting nearby giant toads until dusk, returned to the guild and received a settlement.
Aqua, who was feeling down because of the amount of money, regained her energy again.

It was so simplistic that it was painful.

Go Into the Muck

Go Into the Muck

씹덕물 속으로 들어간다
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2021 Native Language: Korean
Let's eat the heroines of the shit.

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