Chapter 0 – Awakening
Seojun Lee is a hunter.
It is also a strong player in the TOP among S-class hunters who are said to have only 50 people in the world.
Appearance is appearance, ability is ability, wealth is wealth.
He is absolutely perfect without missing anything.
However, people didn’t know.
That said, he also has his downsides.
That too is a very big downside.
***
“… Fuck.”
The young man leaned on the sofa and spat out a curse.
He brought the bottle of whiskey to his mouth and passed it down his throat.
Gulp, gulp.
“Puha.”
Although the degree went out quite a bit.
Because he has the body of a hunter, he didn’t get drunk this easily.
Even so, drinking was because it felt like getting drunk.
“… Failed again.”
He murmured helplessly.
The young man, Lee Seo-jun, distorted his face.
He had secrets and concerns that others did not know.
That’s right.
“… Why are you not standing?”
That it is impotence.
To be precise, he gets an erection, but if he always tries to enter the room, he dies.
Why did this happen?
He knew very well why and why.
Time goes back to the past
When he was 8 or 9 years old.
I watched some anime when it aired on TV.
It was an animation imported from Japan and dubbed in Korean.
It was a bit difficult for children to understand, but I remember it being quite fun.
The problem begins after the heroine of the work appears.
Why heroin?
I don’t know if you might think like this.
At a young age, he fell in love with the heroine at first sight.
What after that… I fell deeply into chewing water, and it became severe, and eventually I lost my sexual desire for real women.
The year I turned 20.
He was aware of his problem and made an effort to fix it.
He tried to fix it using all kinds of means and methods, including psychiatry.
And the result?
‘Erections are possible, but they die on the spot.’
It was only half fixed.
Well, thanks to that, the hand technique that makes the other person hot during foreplay has improved a lot… I couldn’t laugh at all.
‘No, while standing alone.’
When you pull out alone, stand well and pack well.
Of course, this is also a story when playing while watching 2D.
It was a selective impotence that thoroughly rejected 3D.
“It really sucks.”
What would you do if you had a nice face and stuff?
What I can’t write.
He drank alcohol with a confused mind today.
“Eh, if it’s going to be like this, I’d rather just do it because I like 2D.”
Of course, this is an impossible wish.
Among the hunters all over the world, the news that there was someone who had awakened such an ability was because even the S-class had never heard of it.
He looked around the house.
Figure cabinets were set up everywhere, and there were also many anime goods.
Feeding, Lee Seo-joon let out a laugh.
“Kuk-kuk, I really wish I could go to 2D Sekai.”
He murmured.
And it was then.
[You have awakened the ability to live happily ever after.]
“… What?”
A message appeared before his eyes.
***
“Now, wait a minute.”
Lee Seo-joon, who had been blank for a while, closed his eyes.
Then, after circulating his mana to drive away the drunkenness, he opened his eyes again.
[You have awakened the ability to live happily ever after.]
The message did not disappear, it remained.
“… Is this a real story? Am I the 2nd Awakening?”
2nd awakening.
Occasionally, among the hunters, there is a person who awakens the second ability with a very rare probability.
But there were only a very few of them.
It was because it was a rare chance even among hunters who were fewer than ordinary people.
“But why is your name like this?”
Shit life?
No matter how you look at it, it seemed like a letter that was sniping at himself.
“Status window.”
He immediately opened his status window.
Faaat, information pops up in front of my eyes.
《Name》 Lee Seo-jun
“Warrant”
「Food (SSS+)」「Cheerful Life (EX)」
《Stats》
「Muscle: SS+」 「Stamina: S+」 「Endurance: S」
「Speed: SS」 「Magic Power: SSS」 「Luck: B」
“Skill”
「Six Wings (SSS+)」「Magic Control (SS)」「Sense (S)」
“Characteristic”
「Mana Sensitivity (SS)」「Dexterity (A)」
“Her?”
Seojun Lee opened his eyes wide.
It’s because the grade of chewing life was EX grade.
EX stands for extra, and is a grade often used to indicate non-standard in various media.
‘I’ve never heard of an EX-class before.’
Even the S-class Hunter hadn’t heard of it.
Well, the surprise is also very brief.
He manipulated the status window to see the effect of abilities that were more important than rank.
Then a new window appeared in front of him.
== 《Cheopdeok Life》 ==
[Registration of work]◀
[Work Management]
[Character Management]
[Achievements]
[Inventory]
[Skill List]
[Attribute List]
[Shop]
[Otaku Point : 0]
[Help for new users (!)]
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“Hmm?”
Lee Seo-jun frowned at him.
Something like a game menu appeared.
I had never heard or seen this kind of ability.
“Well, shall we look at the help first?”
Item at the bottom.
Seeing the tips for new users, Seojun Lee moved his hand.
Kuuk, when I clicked on it, a message popped up.
[Please select an item for detailed explanation.]
-Registration of works
– Artwork management
– Character management
-Achievements
-Inventory
– Skill list
-List of traits
-Shop
-Otaku Point
When you don’t know what it is, the correct answer is to check everything.
Lee Seo-joon read it step by step, starting with the registration of the work at the top.
[Would you like to hear an explanation about ‘Registration of works’?]
[Y/N]
“Yes.”
As soon as I accepted, a new window popped up.
[In the work registration section, the otaku-type works that the user has watched so far are displayed. Users can register them, and they will be able to enter the registered works.]
“What?”
Can you enter the registered works?
Lee Seo-joon’s eyes widened.
Wasn’t this just a joke he was talking about?
Could this be a coincidence?
‘Wait? I think he saw this somewhere.’
Seojun Lee narrowed his forehead.
When I thought about it, I remembered that there was a main character with this ability in a web novel I had seen before.
It was completed with 5000 episodes, and it was really fun.
“By the way, did you think I had abilities similar to that of the main character?”
Wow, dog fuck.
Lee Seo-joon did not save his admiration.
While watching the web novel, he wondered how much he wanted to get into the light novels or animes he had seen.
‘No, wait. It’s too early to like it.’
First, check all items.
So Seojun Lee read the descriptions of all items in order.
[In the Work Management section, you can manage the works you have selected through work registration.]
[In the Character Management section, you can manage the characters you have connected with in your work so far.]
[Achievements] Allows you to check the achievements the user has achieved so far. Every time you achieve an achievement, you will receive Otaku Points and other benefits.]
[You can check the skills acquired from the work in the skill list.]
[You can check the attributes acquired from the work in the attribute list.]
[In the inventory item, it is possible to put things from reality or works. Items in the inventory can be freely put in and out even in other worlds.]
[In the shop, you can purchase various items through Otaku Points.]
[Otaku Point (OP) is a currency that can be used in stores. It will be settled if you achieve an achievement or play an active part in the work.]
“…”
Lee Seo-joon pinched his own cheek.
Sick.
It was not a dream.
‘To be able to do something I had only dreamed of!’
He was overjoyed.
Then I suddenly remembered something important.
‘Wait, if I go into the work, will I get an erection after seeing the characters there?’
This is a serious matter.
You can’t have sex in real life.
But what about against 2D?
As long as he entered the work, it might be treated as reality, not 2D.
‘But there’s a chance it won’t.’
If you do well, you might be able to fix your selective erectile dysfunction!!
His eyes lit up
“Let’s choose quickly.”
According to the description, the work must be registered first.
Without hesitation, he selected and entered the work registration category.
[Choose a work]
-Sword Art Online (novel)
-Myeongil Ark (Game)
-Cowboy Bebop (animation)
-Nisekoi (manga)
-Irregular at magic high school (novel)
-Second life in another world (novel)
…
– Jobless reincarnation (novel)
-To Love Trouble (manga)
Work registration: 100 OP (first registration free)
Draw Art: 100 OP
Left.
About twenty works came out.
“What?”
There are many works you have seen, but only twenty?
I had such a question, but it was quickly resolved.
[When a user registers a work, the work is removed from the list and a new work appears.]
[You can also draw all the works again by consuming OP.]
“Oh my.”
Well, he must have seen so much.
It’s better to come out like this than to be a choice impediment.
Well, then.
“… Now let’s see if we can really get in.”
His OP was 0, but the first registration was free, so he had no hesitation.
Here, I moved my hand to the shortest and simplest work that can be confirmed.
Kwok, when he clicked on the name, a message popped up.
[Would you like to register the ‘Second Life in Another World’ work?]
[The first registration is free.]
“Okay.”
[Registered.]
[You can check the registered work in the work management section.]
He went straight into production management.
[Work Management (1/5)]
-Second life in another world
“Okay.”
Registered correctly.
[Would you like to enter?]
“Enter.”
[From now on, we enter the work ‘Second Life in Another World’.]
