Chapter 33 – Part 1
Woong-woong-woong-
At some point, the vibrating sound of the mobile phone that began to flow into my ears awakened my mind that had been immersed in sleep.
At the time I woke up from a sound sleep, I twisted my body back and forth in line with the vibrating sound that resonated fiercely, as if I had no intention of stopping until I touched it, even though I had already done my part.
‘Ah..’
It’s really annoying.
When you think about it, it’s a very strange thing.
There are many cases where you can’t hear it normally, but it’s a vibration sound. Why does it stick to my ears so tightly when I set it as an alarm?
I forced myself to stand up with such a trivial thought.
And I realized
That my body is toxic today.
Should I say it feels like something invisible is grabbing my limbs and pulling me.
Is this feeling because Gina tightened my body even more as it was the last exercise before going to the new place, or is it because the wake-up time has been tight for the past few days?
Thanks to this, Ga-young became respectful once again.
Wake up early in the morning and prepare meals.
For the past few days, I have been feeling very clearly how tiring and arduous an act that is only one sentence to express in writing can be if you do it yourself.
It’s only the third day to say a few days, but if the fatigue I’m feeling is this much, how tired Ga-yeong must have been after doing this every day for over 10 years.
Of course, for Ga-yeong, who has a family personality, just being able to see her children eating their fill would have been worth the hardships.
‘I’m not.’
When I see Senna, Gina, and Gayoung eating the food I prepared to their heart’s content and with great taste, of course I am also satisfied.
However, even if it doesn’t fit, it’s too bad to just look at it and endure this fatigue.
So, unlike Gayoung, I set aside the reward I would receive.
That was the real reason I was now crawling into the bathroom, rubbing my sleepy eyes.
First, I quickly washed my body.
However, it seems that it is a little better after being bathed in water.
After washing her body clean, she stood in front of the mirror.
‘Because it’s a fucking scam…’
Even today, she nodded her head while fixing her gaze on the scenery in the mirror that aroused admiration close to sighing. For a while, she took a toothbrush dipped in toothpaste and inserted it into her mouth.
Then she scrubbed meticulously.
Thinking about what I’m going to do from now on, I don’t want to smell weird.
After rinsing my mouth meticulously, making a gurgling noise like murloc puppies living elsewhere, I put it on my palm and blew on it, and a refreshing scent reminiscent of mint spread thickly around.
‘Okay.’
You shouldn’t have to worry about this.
So now all I have to do is change my clothes and go downstairs.
So it must have been the moment when I chose the right one and put it on my body.
Woong-woong-woong-woong-
The cell phone that had been left on the bed started to vibrate again.
‘Huh?’
Didn’t I turn off the alarm?
I heard that thought for a moment, but it couldn’t be. The first thing I did as soon as I got out of bed was to turn off the alarm.
Then why is it ringing again?
Could it be that someone has been sending spam calls since this morning?
It’s a sad story, but it was the most likely.
Gayoung, Sena, and Jina are all acquaintances who should call Yuhan, but they can’t call from this early in the morning.
Sure enough, when I checked the number on the phone screen, it was an unsaved number.
So, to cut it off, she stretched out her hand toward it—
‘..Huh?’
The moment I was about to put my finger on the red button, a strange sense of déjà vu came to me.
What.
I’m sure I don’t know the number, but why do I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere?
‘No way..’
In an instant, I received a phone call in a hurry with a family that was floating in my head.
Then what came out of the cell phone speaker–
– How have you been?
It was the voice of the woman who kidnapped me to this world, no, the goddess.
For some reason, she saw a number that felt familiar to her and thought it might be her, but once what had been only a guess became reality, she was more puzzled than happy that her guess was correct.
-Why? Are you surprised? I suddenly contacted you when I thought I would never contact you again?
“To be honest with you… It is.”
– Whew.
No, did you decide to make people anxious?
Why did the nobleman, who was good at talking just a moment ago, suddenly sigh?
She must have been feeling uneasy about the reason, so what passed through her mind were the words the goddess asked her on the last phone call.
“..Am I being kicked out?”
– Still, I’m glad you noticed. You don’t have to bother explaining.
“No, it’s been a few days.”
-Calm down. I’m not saying it’s right now.
“That word…”
– It’s not right now, but it could be dangerous if it continues like this.
She also added why she contacted her again.
When I saw it, it was so frustrating that I couldn’t stand it.
-No, it’s been a long time since I’ve been dropped as a handsome boy all over the world. Uh? Then you don’t have to take the initiative to eat and drink or be eaten and eat!
“No..”
-If that’s the case, why are you wearing a cock?
Fuck you.
Is it okay for a goddess to use such vulgar words?
-Whether I say fuck you or fuck you, what does it matter to you? And you call a dick a dick, so what do you call a baby seed injector?
As I was literally feeling pure doubt, a blunt voice came out of my phone.
-Anyway, you’re too laid-back.
“No, it’s not even been a week yet…”
-Then, just caress like now and get kicked out of the original world.
“Then what should I attack?”
-No, I mean, you got the first target wrong in the first place. Hey, in common sense, where is the kid who tries to catch the boss mob as soon as the game starts?
It seemed like he knew what he was talking about.
So, the goddess’s words must first secure a means to stay stable by forming relationships with relatively easy people, and then using that as a base to target people like Gayoung and Sena.
If there’s a problem..
“I don’t like it.”
That was it.
-What?
“I will definitely do it with Gayoung first.”
-..Did you not understand what I was saying? If you go on like this, you won’t be able to do anything and you’ll be kicked out?
“There’s something I’d like to ask about that, Goddess.”
-What.
“Didn’t you say that in order to secure a guarantor, mucous membranes must come into contact?”
-It did.
“Then, even if it’s not sex, isn’t it possible to kiss or something like that?”
-..It’s possible.
“Then why then…”
I was going to ask her if she was just shouting about sex like a sex girl, but the goddess was one step faster.
– Others are less efficient.
“Yes?”
– What is sex?
Sex is sex, so what else does it mean?
-Making children No, making children.
She had felt this earlier, but for going around claiming to be a female goddess, her words were too ruthless.
-Simply put, it is a very noble ceremony to give birth to a new life.
That’s why a bonus point is included.
No, by the way, when I asked if kissing was a noble ceremony to confirm mutual love, she only scolded me.
-Are you going to have a baby with a kiss? Do you have a baby while doing fella? In the pussy! Put your cock in it! In the baby room, Aegisi Bururut! A child is not what you have to do. Am I wrong?
“Yes.”
-So if you want to be sure, sex is the best.
“But that word… It’s not accepted unless it’s a No-Con.”
-Isn’t that obvious? Why do you use that?
If you’re going to do it with no-con, it’s worse than not doing it.
So I asked.
Then, what if you have a child?
It’s a bit trashy to say things like this, but I haven’t even fully enjoyed this world yet, so shouldn’t I avoid getting my nose pierced because I suddenly had a child?
Then, it was truly a spectacle to come back with an answer.
– If you’re really worried, buy something at the store.
Anything here must mean something with a contraceptive function.
“Are you saying no-con or no?”
– If you wear a condom, the mucous membranes cannot come into contact.
“That means you don’t have to wear a condom.”
-Yes. Ejaculating inside doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll have a baby, right?
The goddess explained that the important thing was to make contact with the mucous membranes and to ejaculate inside.
-Anyway, I’ve said everything. Just cut it off Ayy.. Because of you, I only write □■■ and what is this..
“Yes? What?”
– Oh no! Oh, and your jeonse deposit and stock disposal were converted into cash, so if you want to use it, use it.
Unlike before, her voice is a bit soft, but looking at her embarrassment, she seems to have spilled something very important without even realizing it.
I checked the call log just in case, but there was no record left.
‘Oh Mr..’
I hadn’t erased it, but it had disappeared on its own, and I was slightly chilled and shuddered for a while.
‘It doesn’t have to be sex, it’s this…’
So what’s easy
If it seems really dangerous, wouldn’t it be fine to choose a moderately pretty woman and ask her to suck her or offer to suck her?
So, that’s not what’s important right now…
‘Didn’t he say that he had deposited money?’
So, to check how much came in, I called the shop window in front of my eyes and went downstairs.
As a result, it was a bad choice.
Because she lost strength in her legs in the middle and almost fell down the stairs.
‘No fuck…’
Why is this the only thing coming in?
Can’t this be?
If I remember correctly, the deposit for the one-room rental I got was 5,000, and the stock was roughly 4,000.
Therefore, the amount of 9,000 or close to it had to be stamped next to the holding cash column.
But what’s stamped on the shop window right now–
[Current cash: 62,238,750 won]
Yeah, about 6,000 was all.
Of course, that’s a lot of money, but…
‘What about my 30 million won?’
Stocks go up and down depending on the time, so I was able to tolerate a slight error.
But isn’t it 30 million won? 3 million won.
According to the explanation that the goddess told me the other day, the flow of time between this world and this world is not the one that differs greatly, so it is said that at most 5 days have passed there as well. Did it evaporate due to the money deletion bug?
Could it be that the CEO of the company stripped naked and danced a sexy dance at an official event?
No, even if it were real, I don’t think it would be this bad.
I couldn’t believe it.
‘Did I eat it?’
So it was to the point where I even thought about it.
‘Fuck my money…’
The moment I was leaning my head and body against the wall of the stairway laughing, the cell phone I had tucked in my pocket uttered a cheerful sound, ‘Ding-!’
In the text that arrived like that-
There was a very impressive graph with cliffs shearing as if they had moved the Grand Canyon as it was.
[Even if you go in, do you have to go into this kind of dog soup? You should never do anything like stocks from now on]
The message presumably sent by the goddess was a bonus.
‘No, fuck.. That’s for sure..!’
This is why people say they shouldn’t stock, but it seems.
If it wasn’t for the consideration of the goddess, she would not have been able to collect the money, but when she thinks that the amount of 30 million won has evaporated in the air in just a few days, her bones are pounding and her heart feels like there’s a hole in her chest. It was empty
At the same time, the intention to kill her friend, who said that this time it was really certain information and that once she put it in, it would rise and would never fall, welled up in her stomach.
‘GME is fucking… Your mother. Really..’
If you look at the results after shaving everything up, it’s about this, but if you watched the process of crashing in real time, you probably wouldn’t have collapsed from a heart attack or grabbed the back of your neck because your heart was beating.
‘Healing… I need healing…’
So I moved quickly and headed to the first floor where Gayoung, who was like my exclusive healing potion, was waiting.