Chapter 201 – Part 1
There are people like that sometimes in life.
A person who is infinitely lazy, to the point where I wonder if there are all these bastards on a regular basis, but in a strange place, he is very quick.
‘The late Sergeant, that idiot was just like that…’
And when I saw it, Senna seemed like that too.
Obviously, if you look at what you do on a daily basis, the part outside of broadcasting is so lazy that a sloth trembles, but how can I come like this every time I turn on the broadcast and shoot bad words…
‘Am I being diligent because this is related to broadcasting in its own way?’
It was to the point where I even thought about it.
Well, thanks to that, I had all the materials I needed.
So, it was necessary to stop at this point.
Watching in real time as Sena, wearing a vicious mask, hurled sexual harassment at me, she looked ugly in her own way, but if left unattended any longer, it would only have the opposite effect.
I’m sure it will.
No matter what Ji said, I just laughed it off and accepted it. It was Sena’s recent situation that she was touching the line she shouldn’t cross with her toes.
What if it goes beyond that?
No matter what I do, Sena, who is in a sense of shame, will not understand.
“Then I’ll see you on the next broadcast!”
As soon as she finished the morning broadcast, she thought of going down to find Sena, in fact, that was why.
‘The question is, what excuse are you using…’
Somehow she managed to get Senna to step on her trap, but in order to retrieve it, she had to access either Senna’s computer or cell phone.
That way, you’ll be able to bring out a situation where you can’t really gamble.
But is it really that easy?
No matter how much I thought about it, I had the feeling that it would not be easy.
Especially on the computer side… It seemed virtually impossible.
If you think about it, so did I.
In the original world, if someone tried to sit in front of my computer, wouldn’t I be fierce and block them?
So maybe Senna is like that too.
Therefore, it seemed that it would be better to give up the computer early, unless you want to sneak peek at it.
Then all that’s left is the phone.
‘This might be possible if done well…’
Of course, it won’t be easy.
In order for Senna to give away her cell phone without any doubt, she must first create that kind of atmosphere.
She didn’t go down right away, and it was all for that reason that she was agonizing over her troubles.
‘Hmm…’
What would be good
What excuse could he give to make Sena hand over his phone without any doubt or defense?
It must have been the moment I was thinking about.
Booooong
A vibrating sound resembling a swarm of wasps began to reverberate through the room.
I was startled by the sound that started to resonate at a very unfortunate timing, but for a moment, I picked up the phone that had been pushed to the corner of the desk and brought it in front of my eyes.
Inside the retrieved cell phone was a strange number I had never seen before.
I felt it the moment I saw it.
The identity of the person who is calling me now.
‘What happened?’
Didn’t you let go of it without any regrets because you showed me how to go on a school uniform date with Gayoung?
It’s been a long time since I’ve received a call, so I was confused while holding the phone in my hand. As if urging me to get it quickly, I lightly touched the phone, which scattered vibrations beyond the permissible output, with my finger.
“Yes, hello?”
-That… Oh, long time no see?
As expected, the voice that came out of the speaker as soon as I brought the phone to my ear was none other than the goddess.
“Yes, but what happened today…”
When he actively pushed for a school uniform date with Ga-young, even doing unreasonable sponsorships, as if interest had cooled off at any time, he asked why the nobleman who hadn’t been in touch for weeks had called him like this.
-Gemm… I wanted to at least contact you saying that I had a good time…
And those were the words the goddess uttered after silence.
Anyway so?
-Of course, thanks came in at that timing…
“Thanks?”
-Ok.
Thank you
Of course, it wouldn’t mean thank you in context.
Perhaps it is gratitude in the sense of supervising and inspecting.
“Does God accept such things?”
In the end, that was exactly what I was wondering about.
The goddess I know is a noblewoman who casually does things that are hard for me to even imagine, but she is grateful for such an existence.
– Do you think God can do anything he wants?
Wasn’t it?
Do you think you’re already living your life on your own?
The person who sponsored me said that he wanted to kidnap me here or go on a date with Ga-young in school uniform.
-Anyway, we also have our own rules and laws, right?
“I bet there was no contact then…”
-What… I had my means of contact confiscated as punishment.
I thought that the punishment would definitely be huge since the other person was a goddess, but unexpectedly, the atmosphere wasn’t that serious.
-What’s not serious… Have you ever been locked up in Chamhoe-dong for a thousand years with your means of communication confiscated?
“A thousand years?”
Then what age
-Ah, anyway, that’s why… You haven’t been using the store lately?
Why does the story flow that way again?
“Yeah, what…”
First of all, as the goddess said, it was true that she hadn’t used the store recently, so she nodded obediently.
-Why? Is the product bad? It couldn’t be…
“No, that’s not it… If I’m going to spend it, I’m going to save up some money and make a big one.”
The practicality of items sold in stores has long been proven.
The problem was the price.
I couldn’t leave my head thinking that it would be much more efficient to save up as much money as possible and buy semi-permanent things like sneakers or braces that I bought the other day, since the things that disappear after one use are tens to several million cash.
So, when I explained to the goddess that I had been crying out for Jonber in my heart to collect as much as possible, ‘Ah…’, A sighing reply came back.
-I guess so… This is a dragon…
“Yes?”
– No, pretend you didn’t hear it.
What the hell are you saying you didn’t hear?
-Are you pretending you didn’t hear it? If I get dragged into Confession-dong again, will you take responsibility?
Well, that’s why I kept my mouth shut for now.
I was closing
-After all, price is an issue, right?
In fact, the words that were close to mumbling came back.
“Well, the price is also the price, but there are some items that look useless to the point where you wonder if you have to pay that much money to buy them.”
-Hmm… I know what you mean. Once received.
It must have been the moment the words flowed into my ears through the speaker.
The sharp, snapping sound of fingers resonated lightly and distinctly.
-Hey, open a store.
“Now?”
-Ok.
He said that in a very firm voice, so I obediently called the store as he was told. I called out
“Oh?”
As soon as I saw it, I realized.
That something has changed
First of all, it was like that from the interface.
Even the last time I summoned it, it had a very simple appearance, as if it was asking for convenience, but now it was something more serious.
What I liked the most was the addition of a ‘Search’ function.
It even has voice recognition.
Until recently, there was not even a search function, let alone voice recognition, so when I remembered that I had to scroll down and check each one to find what I was determined to buy, it was a truly heartbreaking change.
And the Goddess poured another spoonful of her grandeur into her overgrown breasts.
– And now you can pay in installments.
“Do you want to…?”
-Uh, there is no interest for up to 360 months, so take note.
After all, since he is a god, is there no choice but to have a different concept of time?
Even if you have heard of 3-month interest-free, 360-month interest-free alternative…
“But what are you going to do if you scrape off the installments and don’t pay?”
-Are you okay. It’s an automatic transfer.
The out of the ordinary words sounded creepy for some reason.
All of a sudden, since the target of those words was a goddess, I felt a kind of determination that if she scraped the installments and cut her belly saying she couldn’t pay, even with the power of a god, she would force the collection.
Well, it could be because of my mood.
But if you have any doubts about this…
“Aren’t you suddenly being nice to me?”
Yes, that was it.
As if enjoying some kind of idle game, when you throw a contact from time to time, you suddenly intervene so actively.
-No, what did I do… And if you do well, shouldn’t you be grateful?
“Yeah, that’s true… But it’s because someone who wasn’t like that suddenly suddenly becomes like this.”
-Then shall we put it back to its original state?
“Ah… I gave it to you, but taking it away is a bit…”
– Oh, what!
“So I mean… Do you want something from me like last time… I mean something like that.”
Whenever she wheezed at me asking if I should listen to her even if she took care of me, the goddess suddenly didn’t say anything.
As I was laughing inwardly at that reaction, as if I had been stabbed at the pinnacle of it, the only thing that came back shortly after was a very short word.
-Shop.
“Yes?”
-Use the store a little… A lot. That’s because the quota… Has to be filled.
As it turned out, the circumstances of the goddess were like this.
The fact that she kidnapped me to another world and even gave her things to her sponsorship got caught in her upper body, and she had a puncture in her share.
So I have to make up for it somehow, and one of the ways is that I pay cash through the store.
“Aha… So if I spend a lot of cash at the store, the more I spend, the more helpful the goddess is, what does that mean?”
-···Yes.
“Hmm…”
-Well, if you threaten me with that as an excuse then…!
“···Yes?”
-To···?
“No, why did I do that…”
No matter how crazy you are, you wouldn’t do such a thing.
Even against the real god.
-Oh no!
“Anyway, is there any discount or something?”
-Discount···?
“Yes.”
How long had it been since a voice filled with a sense of absurdity flowed through the phone’s speaker?
-Ruler.
A sheet of paper began to fall fluttering in the air along with the short words spoken.
When I quickly snatched it up and checked it, I found a piece of paper coupon that had been scribbled on the fly, slightly crumpled and trapped in the palm of my hand.
The 50% figure was quite unconventional.
“That, Goddess? This is…”
Just as a 7-year-old girl was stunned at the sight of her parents’ birthday, the quality of her fern-like handcrafted coupons, the phone just hung up.
So can I really use this coupon?
Even if I called again, it was obvious that the number would come out because there was no number, so I gave up on checking the authenticity of the coupon against the goddess and called the store window.
[Coupon applied.]
Then, along with a very brief phrase, what was obviously held in the hand turned into light and scattered.
[The effect of the coupon is applied only once to the next purchase.]
Then a message like that popped up.
‘No, what is this…’
It’s coercion.
It was absurd inside, but before I knew it, my eyes were diligently going through the list of items that the goddess herself updated.
Is this what the body is being honest with?
‘What would you like…’
She said it was possible to pay in installments, so I thought it would be better to buy something a bit more expensive.
However, if you buy something that is too expensive, it will be difficult to afford.
It must have been the moment when he was diligently checking the newly arrived items using that as a standard.
[The more you use your body, the stronger Haejeong – 300 million cash]
What caught my eye was that I hung up a photo of only one pill, not a single pill, as if it were a picture of an item.
