Chapter 2 – Part 1
It’s a self-proclaimed name, but is it okay to be a god?
– No, put yourself in my shoes and think about it. I found a novel that I’ve been trying to find for a long time, but it suddenly disappears from the selection list without a rumor?
I don’t know if it’s okay to judge the existence of a god only with his voice, but the one I decided to call ‘Goddess’ for convenience was very talkative.
– To be honest, I didn’t really think about anything until that point. It’s pretty common in the industry for writers to write and dive.
“Then why…”
– But after that, did you successfully complete the next work?
When I say from the next work, I mean the first one I finished, and when I say that, I mean that the dog-like novel is a work that was published before that.
‘What was it?’
I honestly couldn’t remember.
Of course it has to be.
Because it’s been over 7 years.
Maybe it’s rather strange to remember.
For some reason, I felt like I would go through the same pain again if I said, ‘What is that dog-like novel?’, So I began to rewind my memories diligently, breaking out in a cold sweat.
I don’t know if I remember saying that, but it’s better than staying still.
-So I asked in the comments. When are you going to finish the work of the year?
“Ah.”
Come to think of it, there were comments like that from time to time.
I didn’t want to look bad when he kept mentioning year-round works, so I fed him a combo of deleting and blocking running feet.
‘No way..’
-You hit the block five times. Don’t give up and get rid of it.
Personally, I hoped it wasn’t as much as that.
At the same time, it was also embarrassing.
I wondered if a self-proclaimed god could kidnap people to another world at will just because he had been blocked a few times.
‘I’m not even a kid..’
-Hey. You just insulted me inside.
“..I didn’t.”
– Is your voice shaking?
“Sorry.”
– I’m only going to see you this once. If you don’t want to be thrilled, behave well.
I nodded my head several times as if I was wondering if there was something wrong, and a clearing of my throat resounded.
Then…
-..Do you hate it?
A cautious voice came from the phone’s speaker.
To be honest, the first thing that came to my mind was ‘So that would be nice, bitch.’ But fortunately, I was able to stop it before it came out of my mouth.
And after repeating the filtering several times…
“Anyway, there is such a thing as my life. I don’t feel good.
-It’s strange.. I thought you would like it..
On what basis did you make such an absurd decision?
-No, you always did that every time you wrote that novel. Want to get into it
Isn’t that an idea that any novelist should try at least once?
‘No, wait.’
Is it every day?
At that moment, an ancient memory was unearthed.
When in my early 20’s.
I, who was dominated by sexual desire, was writing a novel in which all my delusions were beaten down, to pass the time.
It was a novel commonly referred to as a novel for children, and if I remember correctly, the world in that novel was—
“The reverse world of men and women…”
– Oh, that’s it.
At that moment, I hit my head on the bathroom floor.
Thud-!
A throbbing pain rose from the forehead hit by the tile, but I ignored it.
“Goddess!!”
– Oh, what is it? Don’t say respectful
“From now on, my only God is Goddess!”
-Stop.
“I’ll pray and steal every night. Which way should I do it?”
– I said don’t do it.
“Yep.”
It is true that there are regrets in the original world.
But what if this is a world where the concept of male and female chastity is reversed?
What if it was a world where women were doing all sorts of tricks to try to do something for men, and if it was a handsome man, he was too busy responding?
What if you could exist as a pretty boy in such a world?
Is there any need to obsess over the original world?
You don’t have to sit in front of a computer for hours a day to make a living and squeeze your hair, and a sweet life is reserved at the point of being a pretty boy?
‘Because it’s a reverse world, the military is exempted.’
That was crucial
Thanks to you, I was able to decide.
From now on, this was my reality.
-Oh, but I didn’t go through the procedure because I was bothered?
“..Yes?”
-So it must be hard for you to stay here all the time?
No what is that…
– Originally, even illegal immigrants get kicked out if caught.
“That means I’m an immigrant.”
– To be precise, they are smugglers.
“..How can I stay stuck here?”
Would such a method exist? I asked with worry and anticipation.
– Well, it’s not like there’s no way at all…
“I will wipe my ears and listen.”
I actually washed my ears first. It happened to be the bathroom, so all I had to do was stretch out my hand.
Thanks to that, the water got into my ear, but I tilted my head to the side to shake it off.
-Sex
“I’m sorry, but I’m very serious right now.”
– No, just have sex.
“..Does it matter if I hold on to anyone?”
– Well, that’s a little vague…
The goddess, who hesitated for a moment, began to give a lengthy explanation.
To put it simply, I, who is an illegal immigrant, a smuggler, and at the same time a no-registered person, needs people who will act as guarantors in order to remain attached to this world.
And the process of making that guarantor is the contact between the membrane and the membrane, that is, sex.
However, there is no option to have one guarantor, and since it is a world based on a novel, it is more effective to build a relationship with the characters than passer-by A.
She added words that were difficult to understand, saying that her presence was different, but she skipped that part.
“Anyway, you’re saying to do it with as many people as possible, mostly with characters, right?”
-Okay.
I still thought so.
She had no intention of leaving the characters alone.
The most terrifying way to know the original taste.
There are already a few people who perfectly satisfy my taste, but why do I need to pay attention to those who were born with a random gacha?
“Goddess.”
– What, why. What else
“Thank you for kidnapping me.”
There was no answer.
Well, maybe this wasn’t the reaction the goddess was hoping for.
Maybe she just wanted to see me clamoring to be returned to my original world.
It also relieves the stress that has accumulated over time.
-..Yes, what. I’m glad you seem to like it.
Maybe that’s why, but the voice of the goddess that followed didn’t have a spirit.
“Ah, by the way. Goddess.”
– What else?
“That… The things I had in the original world…
-What, do you want me to take some money? Why? I want you to rent a lot and sell your stocks, right?
“It’s good if you take care of it.”
I had no intention of making a reservation.
Didn’t they pay some money in the name of activity funds even when they were running a detective agency?
-…Ha, yes. What.
As she rubbed her hands like flattery and waited for an answer, the sound of her fingers snapping resonated in her ears along with a voice saying that she was full of energy.
She appeared in front of him with…
[Reason]
[Current cash: 45,238,750 won]
[Shop (NEW!)]
It was like a mobile game screen.
Just making him a handsome boy is enough to make him feel good, but to be able to give him this kind of ability.
The strangely specific amount written next to the cash holdings bothered me a little, but it’s still better than 0 won.
I cried out while repeatedly being impressed by the grace of the goddess who was so unbelievable.
“Status window!”
Of course, nothing happened.
-That’s expensive, so no. I’m satisfied with the store. Oh, and the tax deposit and stock disposal will be deposited sooner or later.
“Yes.”
After nodding my head, I muttered a little ‘Shop’.
Then, the translucent window that occupied my eyes disappeared without a trace.
“Shop.”
I shouted one more time and it appeared again.
What are they selling in the store?
Curious, I carefully took my finger and pressed it, and the shape of the window changed.
[Stamina – 5 million cash]
[Mood scent – 1 million cash]
[Softening Oil – 500,000 Cash]
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Nothing else caught my eye.
Only the word stamina comes to mind.
A combination of a handsome boy and an unbeatable man all over the world.
‘I can’t stand this.’
I just moved my fingers nine times.
Every time that happened, a well-wrapped box popped out of the air and piled up in front of me.
– No, what… It’s done. Now it’s your body, it’s your life, it’s your mind.
“How can I recharge the cash?”
-If you press the cash box there, the account number will appear.
I wanted to scream more.
Just as the more money the better, the more energetic the better.
Besides, isn’t this world basically a place where women’s sexual desire is many times superior to men’s?
Doping can be said to be a necessity, not an option, even to prevent the appearance of being crushed under a woman and saying, “Hey.
If you were born with a dick between your crotch, shouldn’t you be the one who eats the dick rather than the one who gets eaten?
So, with a reverent heart, I began to unpack the box.
-Hey.
“Yes.”
– I’ll just go. Take care of yourself in the future
“Oh, you want to go?”
-Yes, I will expect it, so work hard.
“Is it possible?”
He placed his mobile phone on the sink and bowed politely towards it.
Tu-du-du-du-
The call ended with that.
Thanks to that, I no longer had to worry about anything else, so I focused on opening the box.
There was something like a white marble inside the box.
When I touched it, it felt like jelly.
‘Some color…’
It was a bit like the whitish color, but the more good it is for the body, the more bizarre it is.
I closed my eyes and pushed it into my mouth.
I thought it would be difficult to swallow because it was quite large, but as soon as it touched my tongue, it melted and went down my throat.
The taste wasn’t too sweet either.
It must have been the moment when he threw away all his possessions and destroyed all the things he had bought.
Smart-
“Yuhan? Are you inside?”
An unfamiliar voice echoed in my ears along with the sound of a knock on the door.
“Yes? Oh, yes.”
“It’s time to eat, but he didn’t come down, so I came up to see him. Come down before it gets cold.”
What passed through my mind at that moment was the setting of this character named after me, Lee Yu-han, who has now become ‘me’.
‘Lee Yoo-han’ is… An orphan.
She lost her parents when she was in elementary school due to some circumstances, and it was a woman who was close to Yuhan’s mother who offered to take on Yuhan, who was left alone without any relatives.
Her name is Yoo Ga-young.
She lost her husband at a young age and is a widow with two daughters, five years younger than Yuhan.
I run a fairly large hair salon.
‘During the setting, it’s so enormous that it looks like a daughter and a sister..’
She was the owner of a thick body that did not match her cute face.
I decided the moment I remembered the setting of the character who was most likely the owner of the voice I had just heard.
First, I will definitely do it with Gayoung.
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‘By the way..’
I told you to come down, so you have to come down.
Of course, there were a few things I needed to check urgently before that.
The setting is about a character named ‘Lee Yoo-han’ who has a similar name to me but looks completely different, and the setting related to the three women you will naturally encounter when you go down to the first floor where there is a kitchen.
I needed to keep them firmly in my head.
‘First of all, this guy.’
The existence that can be said to be the main character of the novel that became the basis of this world is Lee Yu-han, but in fact, there were few settings related to it.
I’m busy making settings for the female characters, but I didn’t feel the need to put much effort into setting up a guy who was nothing more than a biological dildo.
Therefore, just three characteristics were enough to define Lee Yu-han.
First of all, appearance.
Although men in this world are basically good-looking, Lee Yu-han could be said to be unique among them. Shall we say that it is a demonic beauty that attracts women?
‘Honestly, I’d believe it even if it was a woman.’
How does this mean to be a man?
At this point, the face itself was in fact probable.
Maybe if I go outside with this face on, everyone will want to fuck me.
The second characteristic is, of course, that it is a big object.
Like all the main characters in narration, Lee Yu-han, unlike her fine appearance, had a vicious object fitted between her crotch.
‘Sir, so fucking big..’
This is the normal state
He was curious and tried casting it a few times, and each time he did it, it grew so fast that he was afraid.
It’s said to be so, but is it okay to put something like this in a real person’s body?
Is this enough to grind straight against your uterus every time you fuck it?
The last characteristic is that unlike her fine appearance, she has a feminine personality.
That is to say, it is not based on reality, but on the basis of this world.
I thought it would be more comfortable for the main character to be active rather than passive when writing, so I came up with a setting like living in a family with three women, so it came naturally.
If I just do what I normally do, I’ll be covered.
‘The important thing is nothing like this.’
Yeah, really, what does that matter?
What really mattered was the women he would soon encounter, those who boasted of a close relationship with Lee Yu-han.
Lee Yu-han, who turns 22 this year, moved into this house and started living in this house when she was in the 3rd grade of elementary school, so three women who have been living with each other for almost 10 years, who are closer to Lee than anyone else in the world. .
Yoo Ga-young.
Keep it
Sena Yoo.
As I folded the empty boxes one by one, I worked hard to squeeze the settings about them in my head.
As the name suggests, the three are related by blood.
Her mother, Yu Ga-young, and her two daughters.
First of all, let’s think about Yoo Ga-young…
‘She’s beautiful.’
As they have two grown-up daughters, the age difference between Lee Yu-han and Lee is huge, but if you look at the face value, it doesn’t seem like that much of a difference.
Why?
That’s because it’s ‘set up’.
A body that can’t be too thick for a huge period of time.
And even her uncharacteristically domestic character in order to properly raise her two daughters, who lost her father early, and Yuhan, the son of a deceased friend.
If there is an existence that can be called Maman in this world, it would be her.
Besides, the ability was also very outstanding.
Because I run a pretty big hair salon in my neighborhood.
‘I’m dying of curiosity…’
Lee Yu-han’s makeup, which was roughly set up, is about this level, but how much is Ga-young’s, which was set with great care, from hair color to every feature.
Just by imagining it, the object that I had barely submerged became painfully tense.
