Chapter 1 – 1.Gender Guidance Management Officials
“Joe, I like you, let’s go out with me!”
I confessed today to my three-year-old younger brother whom I met at a club a while ago.
As soon as she first joined the club, she was nice to me.
Naturally, touching her body, leaning on her, and crossing her arms were unconditionally heartfelt actions for me.
With her kind personality and outstanding looks, she only took care of me, so it was no joke that other men were jealous.
But that jealousy ends today.
Even though it’s a mother, when I put together what she did to me, it was clear that she was interested in me too.
“Yes? Do you want to date me?”
“Yes? Why do you need more time?”
In a book she read a while ago, she said not to force a woman to give an answer.
In this case, she should show her brother’s generosity.
“I don’t think we are dating.”
“Uh?”
Her expression was cold, not the soft expression she had seen so far.
It’s like something to do with me? With this expression, he starts to look me up and down.
“Honestly, I don’t even know why my brother suddenly did that.”
“No, I… I want you to be good to me too… “
“What? Ahaha, is your brother Mosol? It’s really funny.”
“What? Hey what do you say… “
“Huh, I did a little good, so it’s like this. Ugh”
Eyes that stare at me like a bug.
“No, really… No?”
“Yes, that’s kind of the case, I’ll get up first.”
She calmly stood up from her seat.
As she goes out, she makes a phone call somewhere, but a short call is heard.
“Hey, great case.”
It’s definitely my story.
No, I thought I was really sure this time…
It’s too unfair. Then why did you do good to me? I’m confused, what is this?
——
That evening.
At her club, she meets her close friend and has a drink with her brother.
“Brother, I told you not to do that.”
“No, I was really sure.”
“He originally just did skinship and said that. I.”
“… “
I have nothing to say.
This guy stopped me from the first time I made the plan.
“He said that to all other men.”
“Ah… “
“It’s famous for being a fox, but… My brother is really… “
“Still… “
“Because you’re not the first to do this.”
“… “
I drink with the guy who comforts me all night until my nose gets crooked.
Yeah, what kind of girl are you? Let’s just eat and die!
She thought, but quickly changed her mind.
I also want to play with women, and I want to date.
“Ah… Oh so much That is unfair. I have a human heart… “
“Eww… So… I told you not to… “
I’m a guy, and I drink too much, so I’m going crazy.
“Ugh… I want revenge… Fuck… “
“Uh, what revenge? Brother, I’m going to die… “
How much I drank before my eyes went round and round.
I put all my energy into discerning whether my younger brother is going or not because the road I am going to go is rough.
“Aaaaa… Shiibal”
“Oh, what are you drunk?”
“Come here, honey, you’re a weirdo.”
I hate to see the couples who leave their seats after seeing me gossip.
“Ugh, revenge… I want revenge.”
After getting drunk and walking around, I find myself in a subway station.
However, there is no one. It wasn’t that late…
Grasping my faltering vision and walking, I see a person sitting on a bench.
I can’t see it properly because my vision is blurry, but I turn my face towards the person and ask.
“Here. Woo-wook, here is the subway… Ugh, did you cut it off?”
“… “
The shape of a person who seemed to be staring at me in silence.
Even if you close your eyes once and then look again, it’s blurry.
“Hey?”
I call again with twisted tongue.
– Do you want revenge?
“Uh? What is this.”
A voice that sounds like it’s stuck in your head rather than hearing it with your ears.
It seems that he is very drunk. But revenge?
Did I talk again when I was drunk?
– Do you want revenge?
What would change if I said yes? Let’s blow it all up anyway.
“Ouch. Yes, I’m sick of being always teased and subject to penalty games. Really.”
It’s not just this time, it reminds me of everything I’ve been through so far.
A target of confessional punishment that is always pointed out in a group of girls.
Even the feeling of looking at a pathetic, dirty bug. It’s all boring
– Hmm, yes. Seeing it, I was very distressed. Hey, this kind of human.
“Woo-wook, Sibeol, are you kidding me too?”
– Well, let’s have some fun.
– Perfect
When the human figure in front of me snapped my fingers, I felt dizzy and the floor began to move away.
“Woo-wook. What.”
Have you drunk this much? It’s strange. The shape of a person stretches out and disappears as it is sucked into the farther away floor.
– Oh, I didn’t mention this. When you wake up, talk about the status window.
What are you talking about? A voice that whispered to me barely audible, no, a voice stuck in my head.
Soon, consciousness fades and the body begins to feel like it is collapsing.
-Thud
——
“Mister, Mister, wake up. Ugh.”
“Yes? Yes?”
“Yeah, where is your uncle’s house?”
When I opened my eyes, I was lying on a subway bench.
Apparently, he came here yesterday drunk, but he seems to have fallen asleep.
“Oh, sorry.”
“Uh huh, is there a house that smells like alcohol?”
“Ah, yes. Sorry. Really… “
I bow my head to the station attendant who wakes me up, and I catch a taxi and return home as I am in a bad mood.
I take a hot shower and wrap my hair to connect the pieces of film that have been forcibly cut off.
“Well… Having a drink with him… “
I remember getting drunk and talking about revenge, and my face felt hot.
“Oh wow, it was a real dog.”
Keep reminiscing Go to the subway station…
Huh? I think I was talking to someone.
Something… Something seems to come to mind.
– Do you want revenge?
“100 million.”
I remember the voice that came and stuck in my head.
I wonder if it sounded like that because I was drunk, but there was definitely something strange about it.
And the last story of the existence that flashes and rises.
– Oh, I didn’t mention this. When you wake up, talk about the status window.
“Hey, I need to stop drinking. What… It’s not even a game.”
I murmur as the water spraying out of the shower hit my face.
Then, although he is alone in the house, he looks left and right and talks quietly.
“Status window.”
– Belt ring
“Hey, who the fuck are you?”
A translucent window floated in front of my eyes with the sound of a small alarm.
“What… This. Really? Isn’t it like a hidden camera?”
He raises his wet hand and runs across the window.
Like a non-existent object, my hand just passes by the status window.
“Wow…Wow… What is this for real?”
I quickly turn off the shower, wipe my body, and go out into the living room. I don’t think it’s important to wash now.
-Gulp
Swallowing his saliva, he began examining every nook and cranny of the window that appeared in front of him.
My name and occupation written at the top.
Huh? But am I just an English academy instructor?
“A public servant in charge of guidance? What is this, my job?”
Just in case, I raise my hand and press the item with the occupation written on it.
I felt something caught on my fingertips that I should have just passed by, and then the item written as a job was dented in a square shape.
– Belt ring
-Provincial guidance management official
-Congratulations. You have been elected as the only civil servant in Korea who manages sexual guidance.
“What is that.”
-The relevant public official will have all rights regarding sexual relations in Korea and will move and perform duties.
“Sex? Sex?”
– The target of management is the entire public, and the management committee can designate and carry out the work at will.
– Depending on the result of the mission, you will receive points now, and those points can be used to obtain various rewards such as stats, skills, and rewards.
– Below is an example of management items.
-EX〉 Physical examination, hymen management, virginity management, sexual intercourse guidance, posture guidance, etc.
-You can manage all sexual activities of individuals.
“Wow… Is this real… “
There were a lot of explanations below that, but first of all, this status window itself was strange, so I decided to look around more.
Go back and you’ll see a stats window listed below the name and occupation you saw earlier.
– Stamina 8
-Magic attribute 2
– Vim 3
Not complicated, but shabby numbers.
“Well… Energy… Hey, whatever that is, it also has magical powers.”
Once folded, the cumulative points below are also 0 points.
It seems that this is all the items displayed in the status window.
Move to the skill window written next to it.
– Belt ring
-Welcome to the skill menu.
– In this tab, you can learn various skills by consuming points.
– You can strengthen the basic passive skills by investing points.
“Oh, do you have a passive? It’s a complete game. This.”
There was one skill that was lit alone in the skill window.
It probably means that it is active.
-Rights LV1 (passive) of the castle map management official
-People do not doubt that they exercise their rights as trustees.
-If the target is resistant to hypnosis, the effect may be reduced.
– The more you do something out of common sense, the higher the skill level is required.
“Ah… This is why people don’t suspect it even if they do strange things. Is this? If you want to do weirder things, you have to level up higher.”
I roughly understood. Anyway, if it’s a game, it’s a body that I’ve been playing since I was young.
Honestly, what was hard to understand with my head was not this structured system, but just this situation itself was hard to understand.
Because it’s so unrealistic.
There were a lot of obscene skills listed below.
But now, the body has no point to invest anyway.
First of all, I thought it was necessary to test the system itself to see if it worked properly.
“Well, it seems to work, but… Still, it makes no sense.”
When I wave my hand, the status window disappears.
I stared blankly into the air, looked left and right once more, and whispered once again.
“Status window.”
– Belt ring
A translucent blue window appeared before my eyes again.
“Ugh, really… Could it be?”
My eyes linger for a long time on the job of a sex map management official.
Yes. You have nothing to lose, right? The figure I met yesterday must be a god.
Maybe I gave you this ability because I was so pitiful…
The ability to do a lot of dirty things…
I think it could be really useful.
First of all, I wanted to test how much power the fact of being a member of the trustees itself had and worked.
The first target…
“Of course, it is decided.”
The woman who played with me miserably.
Management right away.
