Chapter 1 – Ep.1 – Going to Be Eaten Like a Dog (1)
“… “
Consciousness returns quite naturally. Just like the next day after falling into a deep and sound sleep without a single dream, waking up is sweeter and more refreshing than usual.
“Haaaaa… “
The body is also very light. I can’t believe how light it is. If you are in this condition, you will be able to run to work or school right away, even if it is Monday morning.
Wouldn’t that be a perfect morning?
I can feel the sunlight through my closed eyes, and a cool breeze blows,
“Beauty~ Boobyu~”
The sound of a beautiful bird brushes my ears…
“… ?”
Wait for a sec.
I don’t know if it was a sparrow or a pigeon, but I suddenly feel anxious when I hear a strange bird call for the first time in my life.
What kind of bird looks away and cries?
The anxiety that once started to bloom makes me doubt all the senses that come into me,
The soft pillow on my head feels like grass,
The wind blowing from the fan is like the wind in the forest,
Isn’t the lightness of the body that only felt comfortable feel like the sensation of nakedness after taking off clothes!
“What?”
Shit, what is it?
When I woke up, I was not in a room about 5 pyeong in size, but in a strange forest where round-looking birds flapped their little wings while flying around.
“What! What!”
I’ve never talked to myself well before, but when I’m embarrassed, all sorts of things come out. I must have slept in my own room, but when I woke up, I was naked and abandoned in the woods?
I got up quickly and looked around. It’s not the time to worry about things like tsutsugamushi or itai-itai that catch on the lawn. What? Isn’t itai-itai sick on the grass?
Anyway, I hurriedly run around and find out where my clothes are. However, all that surrounds it is the densely grown grass.
If this was a hidden camera, it would have taken a lot of work, so it would have to show a very good reaction.
However, to see it as such, the problem is my naked body without even a single piece of underwear, but these days, broadcasting stations are all blown away if they commit such ridiculous human rights violations, so it doesn’t seem like they prepared a hidden camera. This is my own logical reasoning.
“Beauty~ Viewbyu~”
The round birds that have been flying through the air one by one from earlier have a strange shape that I have never seen in my life.
Rather than saying that it is a bird, I wonder if it would be more correct to describe it as a ball of cotton. I don’t understand how they can fly and look like that.
But I don’t have time to pay attention to them. The current situation is very dangerous.
What a forest! I woke up and found myself alone in the woods out of nowhere! What a dangerous situation this is!
However, a thought suddenly crossed my mind. It was only after accepting the sudden change in the environment that he attained enlightenment.
‘Fuck. You are from another world This is 100% a reincarnation from another world! No Is it a transfer, not a previous life?’
Yes. Isn’t this a different world reincarnation that I heard about here and there!
There is no need to do stupid things like asking if it’s a previous life or a transfer. For now, it’s important that I put myself in a completely new environment, and the first thing I need to do in this situation is clear, so I have to get rid of that first.
‘Okay, status window!’
…
There is no status window. Fuck.
Every time I looked at the status window, I used to think, ‘I’ll write something more instead of this,’ so it’s understandable.
As I fell into a new world, I thought it would be nice to show it even if it was a crude status window.
‘Are you okay. Are you okay… First of all, it’s not like a game fantasy without a status window. Still, there are certain benefits when you come to another world, so all you have to do is find them.’
Although there are sometimes irresponsible situations like a dog that blows away somewhere without any ability,
I hoped I wouldn’t go through such a terrible tragedy… I inspected my body as quickly as I could.
Wouldn’t it be possible to prevent a crisis in another world with something like a pattern engraved somewhere on the body?
‘Is that right!’
There was also a very special pattern engraved near the wrist. That moment when you quickly examine it and try to figure out how to use it!
‘Ah. I remembered.’
Memories come back
Yesterday, as usual, I read Nobelia’s works.
Then I read a novel. It was a yandere novel.
I had always harbored a vague reluctance towards the three-piece set of regret-obsession-exhaustion and the Yandere tag, but I thought it would be a good idea to understand their culture at least once, so I just wanted to ‘snap and eat’.
However, what I chose was not a simple fashion yandere novel. If I had only read the comments from the vanguard left in episode 1, nothing would have happened.
‘Fuck! What kind of fucking novel is this!’
It was a novel that I couldn’t understand at all from my point of view.
No, it’s natural for a man to lead over a woman, but in that novel, isn’t it rather like beating the male lead while beating it up? Woman! What a woman!
Still, I held back and kept silent. With the vague belief that the author has his own thoughts and philosophy… !!
With the belief that someday, I will educate the heroines with Jujiro and everyone will kneel down and eat them… !!
‘Fuck!’
But the novel ended after being fucking fucked until the end. Even two legs were stabbed and crippled, and it was over after declaring obedience.
I couldn’t stand my anger at all, so I left a long comment to the author.
[I read and write comments while staying up all night. It’s a really damn good novel. The heroines really want to kill the gang, and the male lead is fucking swayed. The writing skills are good, but that’s all. It’s unpleasant all the time. It is an unpleasant novel that reveals the values of a writer like Pervert who makes you forcefully eat it, so those who want to read it, please be careful. Get out. Don’t read It hurts.]
It was my own implementation of justice. It was just a signpost for readers like me who would get hurt reading the novel.
But, isn’t there a direct reply?
[Sorry. It seems that my novel was insufficient and gave the reader an unpleasant experience.]
Then I became very weak. Suddenly thinking about it, the writer also wanted to write with his own taste, but I wondered if I hurt him because I was too excited.
So I commented again.
[Sorry. I think I was too excited to leave a comment.]
He also replied to me.
[No. Next time, I will write a better novel, so I hope it suits the taste of the reader. It’s a novel of reversal between men and women, and it’s about going around to escape the fantasy world where men and women are reversed by using the save & load ability.]
Seeing that reply, I couldn’t keep my mouth shut.
In the end, the author has his own firm…
It was clear that he had a strong preference for [Being eaten by a woman].
I was really sorry for leaving him an angry comment, but I didn’t leave him any more comments.
I felt that no matter what we said, we wouldn’t understand each other.
Fell asleep like that
Then, it looks like this.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck! That dog fucked! “
I don’t know what the hell it is, but I must have been sucked into a novel by a writer like that pervert.
I am convinced from the word [Save & Load] Engraved on my wrist. It came into the novel of the pervert bastard.
‘For a moment. For sure… You said it was your next novel? Then the writing hasn’t even started yet, has it?’
I had suddenly heard such a question, but I had no time to delay.
I remember very clearly the content that bastard left as a comment, but it was clearly written [A fantasy world where men and women are reversed] There.
Reversal between men and women depicts a world where women dominate men, and it is a world where women are stronger and have better abilities, so they dominate men.
I remember swearing at those who mentioned such male and female reverses in the novel community, etc., But now I have to find a way to survive based on what they said.
‘Fuck… ‘
Even if it was a bimbo story from the Novelpia side, wouldn’t it be that the male protagonist would be fucking fucked by the girls in the neighborhood even if he just wandered around!
You have to cover your naked body with anything and run away. But where?
“Whew… “
First of all, grab your head to calm your overheated brain. When you’re excited, you can’t think properly.
But the sight of the arm reflected in my eyes made me even more excited.
“… Oh fuck.”
Fitness started after entering university.
My rugged body obtained through that fitness has disappeared without a trace, and I have only skinny and soft arms like a child!
I had been told a lot that I was like a woman, so I tried very hard, but in an instant, anger bubbled up inside me.
“You fucking bastard!!”
I can’t stand it and spit it out. I don’t know if you’re listening, but I’m going to go back to the original world and rip that bastard’s head.
However, it was not the artist who heard that voice.
“Huh? What?”
Walking erratically, holding on to his pants,
Some thief, who seemed to have just finished urinating, had gone!
