Chapter 96 – 96. Everyone’s First War Preparations (3)
– One –
“Huh~? Octopoda oppa~ Is that real~?”
“Yes, that’s right! Not only does Monohorn not have any reason to lie to me, but aren’t there a lot of things that are different in their usual behavior? Their culture and way of thinking are very different from ours. At that time, I often felt that the background of the accident was different, so I had no choice but to believe that he came from another world!”
Octopoda rants.
Demosi’s eyes were shining brightly as he listened to him.
She seemed to want to touch Monohorn right away.
At least, Monohorn determined that neither Octopoda nor Demosh would abduct or attempt to dissect him.
So their curiosity didn’t feel so uncomfortable.
In fact, it was more urgent to appease Urmama than that.
“Hee-in… I lost… Hero, I’m completely defeated… Hee-in… I’m a loser… I’m a defeated Chichimon… Hwaaaaa~!”
In the end, it was because Urmama burst into tears after losing the chest battle.
“It’s okay, it’s okay. Our Mamang Chichi is the best in the world! Who said that Chichimon was defeated after seeing our Mamang, huh?”
Estrus slowly turned her head.
‘Got it, you bastard!’
Keep the monohorn inside.
Because he was a man with a back end.
No, actually, I was just scared of her, so I just activated ‘Let’s see it’.
He was a timid man anyway.
“Come on, don’t be afraid! Let’s blow your nose.”
“Heuk, heeung, yes, heeuk, yes…”
Pang!
As Mono Horn comforts her, Ada smiles bitterly at her.
It’s because she feels like she’s burnt out an excessive desire to win for her child who’s less than 1/3 of her life, because she’s embarrassed and sorry.
Ada gets up from her seat and she stands next to Ur Mama.
She taps her on the shoulder, and she opens her mouth to Ur Mama’s ear.
“Urmama, I’m sorry.”
Upon hearing Ada’s apology, Ur Mama shook her head.
She clutches Mono Horn’s hand, and turns her head to look up at Ada.
“Next time, I’ll win! Be prepared, Ada-sama too! I’m going to learn bust-up exercises from the hero, and also, I’m going to eat strawberry milk! Ask the hero to give me a massage every day, and again, again… Aang!”
Urmama’s cries broke out again.
Apparently, she seemed to have her self-esteem properly hurt.
“What can I do? I don’t have breasts, so I’m desperate and can’t decide whether to win or not~”
Estrus self-tortures by calling her own 32-inch breasts small breasts.
After all, she was the smallest of all the women in this position, so her words are not false.
Of course, it was an action by Estrus to boost her ur mama’s self-esteem by belittling herself.
She had already apologized to Nucha Urmama for teasing her,
“Huh… A world that doesn’t even remember second place…”
It was because her self-esteem showed no sign of recovery.
Estrus is perplexed, and she doesn’t know what to do, so all she can do is flounder.
She turns her head and casts a worried look at Margarita, asking for her help.
Margarita nods.
– Urmama, are you upset because you lost the bet?
Upon hearing the whisper, Urmama shook her head.
– Is it because you’re worried that Monohorn might tell you that Mamang is the best?
Urmama did not readily answer.
I guess it was like that.
Margarita was very cute like that.
– Well then…
Margarita whispers advice to Urmama.
Did her advice work?
Urmama’s expression brightened gradually.
At the same time, the tears that flowed incessantly also stopped.
“Uh, uh! Got it, sister! I’ll do as you say!”
Soon after, Urmama laughed loudly.
Urmama was truly a girl who was honest in expressing her feelings and quick to change her emotions.
She is the youngest sister she wants to always take care of and pamper, or the child who feels like her youngest daughter.
Isn’t that feeling the biggest reason that makes her want others to take care of her and cherish her?
Jose thought so and gave them a hearty smile.
“By the way, Monohorn.”
Ada, who is embarrassed at heart for making her ur mama cry, changes her topic at the right moment when ur mama stops her crying.
“Yes, Sister Ada.”
“Is the slushie I made in the bath earlier a food from another world, Monohon’s hometown?”
“Yes. I made it by imitating the snack that snorers like. The original is a little different.”
“That’s right. The taste was really impressive. In return, I’d like to do something special for you. Could you please follow me into the kitchen?”
“Yes, yes…? No, it’s not that great…”
Monohorn was perplexed.
He felt uncomfortable being with Ada.
No, it was burdensome to be with anyone, not just Ada.
It is an undeniable fact that there was a hidden fear of being eaten by them.
Did he even read his fear?
Ada smiled and recommended Monohorn again.
“It’s because I want to recreate Monohon’s hometown food and serve it. When I make some side dishes to eat at a drinking party later, if Monohon explains it next to me, I’ll try to make it as similar as possible.”
Monohorn’s eyes shine.
How can you not miss the food of your hometown because it is a monohon?
There was no retort like in Hell Joseon, and I didn’t know the ability to make and eat it myself.
However, if the expert’s touch and his own testimony were added to this, there was no reason not to reproduce it as closely as possible.
“If that’s the case, I’d rather ask!”
Monohorn jumped up from his seat.
Urmama tried to get up as well, but Monohorn stopped her.
“Maman is waiting here. It’s okay.”
“Then…”
Ur Mama ponders for a moment, then nods her head.
“Spicy! There’s something the hero told me about at that time! Spicy and sweet, that’s it!”
“Uh… Tteokbokki?”
“Yes, yes! That’s it! I really wanted to try that!”
“Yeah, okay. I’ll try to make it as similar as Ada-sama’s as much as possible. So, unnie, and her brothers are playing together.”
“Yes, warrior!”
Leaving behind everyone’s expectant gazes, Monohorn disappeared into the kitchen with Ada.
Even if Ada doesn’t say anything, Benison quietly follows them.
The pleasure of anxiously waiting for the cooking to be completed was up to the rest of the people.
– 2 –
“Sup! Ha ha!”
“Hasssss, haaaaa!
“Hah! Sup, haaaaa…”
Demosh, Ada, and Margarita patted each other like dogs, tongues sticking out, all red.
They looked like they had just come home from an unexpected shower.
Their clothes were drenched in sweat and clung to their skin, revealing the curves of their attractive bodies.
Men watching them were very moved by the fact that Lee Ji-ji could show a sensational appearance even with clothes on.
The men were swearing at it because it was spicy, but when their eyes were bright, they fell in love with the spicy food.
It would be right to fall in love with the spicy taste.
Maybe.
“Huhhhhh”
Estrus almost cried, as if she had no tolerance for spiciness more than the others.
Mono Horn and Jose could never give her her eyes.
Not only did she not always wear underwear, but the material she wore was very thin.
“Hi! Beep! Hee! Hee!”
Even though Ur Mama first suggested that she want to eat tteokbokki, she couldn’t stand the spicy taste.
She hiccupped and cried.
‘Poetry, fuck, what’s going on… ? Is this spicy? Why is everyone forced to go to ahegao… ?’
Men’s reactions and facial expressions were not very different from women’s.
So for now, Monohorn didn’t want to see the men’s faces.
Mono Horn was a healthy straight man, and she never wanted to strain her eyes by looking at their ahegao.
‘Anyway, Mamang and Sisters Ahegao Cheeksangtachi, I’m king…’
Whoops, yum.
Slurp, yum.
Monohon was eating the tteokbokki that Ada reproduced, including the soup.
“Hee, hee!”
“Are the people in the neighborhood where my brother lived numb…?”
“Monster…”
Everyone looks at Monohorn in astonishment.
Mono Horn smacks her lips, then she rinses her mouth with alcohol.
“Sister Ada.”
“Sueu! Yes, Mono, Ha, Hoon. Ha!”
Monohorn somehow found it difficult to meet her eyes.
But she had something to tell her, and she just couldn’t get over it.
“It’s so delicious. The rice cake reproduced with grains is chewy, and the seasoning is well-balanced, so it’s so very delicious. I’m really happy to be able to eat snacks from my hometown after a long time.”
Monohorn smiles.
Everyone looks at him like a monster.
Ada’s expression was no different.
She could barely smile at Monohorn.
“Sup, ha. It’s delicious. Sup, I’m really glad. Ha~”
“If you find it difficult because it is too spicy, you can drink milk or alcohol. I heard that ingredients that usually make spicy taste are fat-soluble and do not dissolve in water.”
“Sup, uhh! Whoa, hoo, ha. Really, sueup, Monohon?”
Octopoda, her lips swollen, barely opened her red eyes and asked Monohorn.
Mono Horn nods her head, trying to keep her eyes on his forehead.
Because of the sweat seeping from his scalp, the appearance of Octopoda, with his hair clinging to him, is quite pitiful.
“Yes. In my hometown, everyone ate spicy food with milk. Drinking water hurts your tongue more. Sister Estrus, do you have any milk?”
“Seuuu~ Hoeueeeng~ Sueeup~! Hueueeeng~!”
Estrus seemed unwilling to answer.
“There is no milk, ha!
Demosi answered on behalf of Estrus.
Democy also seemed hard to answer.
“Then try drinking it cold. Bread or oil will help too.”
Back and forth.
When Monohorn teaches them how to overcome the spiciness, everyone runs like wild boars caught in fire.
The men went out to scoop the ice.
Ada and Margarita went to get some vegetable oil and bread for cooking in the kitchen.
Estrus and Demosi went to the wine cellar to get more drinks.
Because he was already drunk.
They had served a small amount of alcohol (of course, it was ordinary alcohol without any medicinal effects) with the intention of drinking lightly, so there was not enough alcohol to soothe the spicy taste.
“Heeep! Haauuuuu!Uuuuu!
“Damn, is it too spicy?”
Urmama was shedding more tears than when she was trying to soothe the pain of defeat.
Her lips, which were strangely red, looked sensual.
“Hero, peek! Nim…!”
“Yeah, damn it.”
“Tteoppoki, hik! I hate it, hiccup! It’s spicy, heeik! It’s delicious, so it’s beep! I can’t stop, heukkkuk!”
Haha!
“Heeep, suck! Kkeuk!”
Mono Horn was soaked in memories of her hometown for the first time in a long time.
She recalls the memories of the happy days, the pleasant memories.
Not too many.
Still, she was indulged in a pleasant sentiment.
But she couldn’t be overly sentimental.
Fearing that he would suffer from PTSD, he was always wary of being buried in her memories.
“Yes, please.”
“Heeuk, heeuk! Yes, yes, heeuk!”
“Love you.”
Side.
So Mono Horn buried her love by slipping it over her memory.
– 3 –
“Hee hee~ I feel good~♬”
“Me too! Kyahahaha!”
Estrus and Margarita rubbed each other’s cheeks and laughed coyly.
They were drunk
The Octopoda couple were also asleep, leaning on each other, unable to overcome their drinking.
“Nunna, Big Noonna, Demosh Noonna, Octopoda hyunga… Hehe! They’re all so good!”
“Am I second to Benison?”
“Yes! Second most precious!”
“Is the first Estrus?”
“Yes! The third is Demosi Nunna and Octopoda, and the fourth is Benison!”
“…Does our cute Benison like other people more than herself…?”
“No! It’s a more precious order than Benison! Everyone likes Benison~! Hehe~”
“I like Benison too~♡”
Monohorn smiled bitterly.
He wasn’t drunk today.
This is because there was no need to drink too much to get rid of the spiciness.
Of course, if the alcohol served was Ada’s special cock-sucking liquor, she might have risked her life.
Again, what Estrus and Demosh had served was alcohol that did not help increase stamina.
“It’s a mess, brother Jose.”
“Heh, heuh, I’m dizzy too, brother.”
“Yes?”
“It’s such a happy thing to have three loves.”
Jose was just fine on the outside, but he was answering the same question.
Monohorn was in trouble.
“Damn, are you okay?”
“Ugh… I hate tteokbokki…”
Ur Mama fell asleep on his table with her soft breasts as pillows.
It seemed that she was quite tired of tteokbokki.
Probably for the time being, I won’t talk about wanting to eat Monohon’s hometown food.
“Hey~ Mono Horn~♬”
Estrus sings the Monohorn, holding hands affectionately with Margarita.
“Yes, Sister Estrus.”
“But~ Mamang underwear~ So~ bra~? I heard you made that~?”
Mono Horn nodded her head.
“Yes, I made it. I wrapped the entire breast with a soft stem and made a wire with a slightly tough stem to hold the shape.”
“If you wear that, your heart won’t sag for real~?”
“I know that. Everyone wore them where I lived. It was intended to prevent the chest from being exposed, but it is said that functional underwear can correct the shape of the thighs or breasts or prevent them from sagging due to permanent sagging. I don’t know if there’s anything like that among men’s underwear, but there were a lot of women’s clothes.”
“Really? Isn’t that stuffy?”
Suddenly, Demosh opened her eyes and joined the conversation.
No, it wasn’t just Demosi.
Except for Urmama, all the women were looking at him with their eyes shining.
“Uh, um… I don’t know because I don’t wear them… Is there anything like a corset here? Something like a corset or girdle.”
“There are only a few artisans who make them, and because they are so expensive, some wealthy ladies wear them. “
“No. I thought it was against the duty of a priest, so I always wore the underwear worn by the common people, and I only adhered to the thin and puffy robes worn over it.”
Monohorn nodded and stroked his chin.
Jose and Benison look at Monohorn with hazy eyes.
At least, everyone who was awake was paying attention to Monohorn, as if they were interested.
“If it’s not too hard, how many can you make now?”
Woo woo woo!
Shrrrr
As soon as the question was finished, Monohorn made a mannequin out of light brown wood.
Dark-colored stems grow along the surface of the mannequin, forming the wire of the underwear.
Tender branches and stems densely form a fabric, covering necessary parts.
Since it is not cut or trimmed by hand, a dense and delicate fabric that is incomparable to handmade products is created in an instant.
An extremely high-quality underwear that is difficult to see as fabric made from plants on the spot was completed.
“It’s kind of like this…”
What Monohorn created was a set of women’s underwear delicately decorated with floral patterns, often seen on late-night home shopping broadcasts of Hyundai Hell Joseon.
“Kyaaak~♬ This is so pretty~♡”
“Oh my goodness…!”
Estrus and Demosh approached me with delight, carefully stroking my underwear.
Ada stood quietly beside them, observing them with a hawk’s eye.
“Compared to underwear made of leather or flax, it’s so soft and pretty!”
“I will. I think it will be comfortable to wear, and it’s very, so, very…!”
“I think I know what I mean. If she’s only wearing this, Poda and Bennison might lose her temper and run at her!”
Demosh and Ada whisper and blush.
They were already imagining things.
“Oh, oh my! Monohorn, have you become more proficient in the use of this ability?”
Margarita was leisurely praising Monohorn’s ability.
– Are you going to make it? Right? Monohorn, does this older sister believe in Monohorn~?
‘Nu, sister… Why are you putting pressure on Sister Estrus with her tone… Even in a whisper…’
Mono Horn only expressed her own absurdity inside her, but she pretended to be unconcerned on the outside and nodded her head.
He was truly a man of integrity.
“Hey~ Monohorn~ Is there a more daring shape~? This one is really pretty~ But I think it would be a little stuffy for me~ Deheh~☆ There are a lot of things made of leather~ But I think underwear with this feeling will be different~ I really want it. ~♬”
Estrus smiles at Mono Horn as she twists his hair with her index finger.
Mono Horn tilted his head for a moment, then nodded vigorously.
“Yes, I will show you.”
Monohorn takes a deep breath.
‘Big X Leah Secret! Evil X! B-X not! Bex! Earth lingerie! Give me strength!’
Suaaaaagh!
Monohorn built eight mannequins that looked exactly like Estrus in the living room.
Estrus, looking at it, holds his hands together and expresses his anticipation.
“Haaaaap!”
The spirited Monohorn pulls up the underwear in turn.
Wow!
Squeaky!
Panties are created on a mannequin that resembles Estrus.
T-backs, V-backs, O-backs, G-strings, open crotch, C-panties and bikini briefs are popping up in no time.
Shrrrr!
7 garter belts are born,
Squeak, squeak!
Squeaky!
Stockings come into being.
Three band stockings made of mesh, and four band stockings decorated with lace with floral patterns, butterfly patterns, and ribbons were created for each degree of coarseness.
The other stocking was created on a mannequin without a garter belt, which was a very racy open-hip type of pantyhose.
“Oh, my God…!”
“This is…! It’s too lascivious…!”
The elasticity of the women did not contain even 1 mg of blame.
“This~ we can put it together right away without taking it off~? It’s so good~♡”
Needless to say, Estrus had gone blind.
“Haaaaap!”
Monohorn’s shoulders were filled with strength.
Monohorn does her best to create sexy lingerie.
Shrrrr
“Ah, ah!”
Estrus’ face flushed red.
The open bra that went beyond the mesh was created.
It did not cover the nipples at all, although it had a sufficient function to keep the shape of the breasts from sagging.
It was as if Monohorn’s delusions were becoming reality.
Shrrrr!
There was also a comfortable shape such as a bralette,
Squeeze!
There was also a bra with only a string attached to a small ring.
There was no surface covered with cloth, and it was worn by inserting a small ring over the nipple.
However, in order to be faithful to the purpose of preventing breast sagging, the soft but elastic branches at the lower part of the chest were designed to act as wires to hold the shape.
Damn!
Monohorn clapped his hands loudly, signaling the end of the underwear softening.
Everyone’s eyes are focused on him.
“Welcome to all ladies and gentlemen at the Monohon Boutique Lingerie Collection!”
Mono Horn exaggeratedly swings his arms and bows.
Seeing his graceful greeting, everyone went crazy.
“You can see it with your eyes and touch it. Wear it,”
Shrrrr!
Swoop!
Next to the mannequins lined up, a dressing room appears.
“You can do it here.”
Clap clap clap clap.
They reflexively clapped their hands.
“Kyaaaaa~! Me, me~! I want to try it on first~!”
“Me too! Monohorn, can I try it on too?”
But soon they cheered enthusiastically.
Mono Horn smiled lazily and nodded his head.
“Don’t come out with only your underwear on, wear them inside and enjoy each other, then make sure to put on your clothes before coming out. If you come out with only your underwear on, to the gentlemen over there,”
The eyes of the women followed Monohorn’s hand gestures and returned to the men.
Due to the commotion created by the women, all the men had woken up before they knew it and were looking at them.
Their eyes shone very brightly.
“I think it would be very harmful.”
Men’s protests were pouring in.
Of course, Monohon and Jose were not included among them.
