Chapter 16 – 16. The Third Nadae of the Other World Summoner
– One –
“Now, if you go all the way down this road, you will come to the Goat Cock’s Manor. It is a small manor, and the largest mansion in the manor is the Baron’s Mansion, so you should be able to find it.”
“Okay, stop fuckin’ my way now, tequila slammer!”
Slammer’s expression rotted.
“My name is Slammer! How many times do I have to tell you that my name is not Tequila and that she is a commoner without a castle!?”
“Amy Sibal, if this great heroine would give an insignificant nickname to an insignificant hunchback chick, oh, thank you, sir! “Do you want to just die?”
“You sick barbarian bastard! Hunchback is right, but I gave you a cock! And what is a Granzel?”
“Ah, he was a eunuch, really. I’m sorry. I was too mean to the hunchback that old man Shim-yeong was going to toast to our friendship forever. I’m sorry, I’m sorry~”
“Kwaaaaagh! Who else is Simyeong!”
Monohorn and Slammer became quite close on the way to Baron Goathdick’s estate.
No, I don’t know if only Monohorn felt that way, but when Slammer decided that at least Monohorn wouldn’t kill him, he returned to his usual savory, no, dirty talk.
They became friends who could share a pun that resembled a joke.
Slammer, maddened with fervor at Monohorn’s taunting jokes, suddenly shut her mouth.
“… You damn barbarian bastard.”
“Why? Are you sorry to leave? Are you trying to beg to be used as a servant in this great hero’s epic?”
“Whoa. Seriously, I’m just going to give you a few words of advice, so please get a grip on the atmosphere, you savage bastard.”
Only then did Monohon stop her sarcasm and look at Slammer with her pensive eyes.
“I admit that your bizarre superpowers are quite strong. But think about it. There is only one empire on this vast continent. But this empire has no name. Just an empire is an empire. Why does an empire have a name? If not, do you know why?”
“Huh? Hmm. Well? I have no idea?”
“Huuuuu of of] “Why do you need a name?”
Monohorn looked bewildered and tilted his head in reply.
“Uh, well? Have someone call me? To differentiate from each other? To designate a recognized object?”
“Well, that’s all right. Then when would you need a name for a country?”
“Um. Wouldn’t it be most necessary when fighting, exchanging, or trading with other countries?”
“Yes. Then, if the foreign country does not exist, would you need a name?”
“Uh, is that so. Still, isn’t there something to call yourself ‘our Great Momo Empire’ like this?”
Slammer shook his head.
“If there is more than one country with an empire, it must be so. But there is only one empire on one continent. That’s why an emperor is just an emperor. He is unique, so he no longer uses the imperial family name and surname. Likewise, the system is an institution. The capital of an empire is unique, so it needs no other name, it is just an institution. An empire is an empire. The country ruled by an emperor is also unique across all continents. A common noun is a proper noun because it refers to a unique thing. If it can replace the role of ‘, there is no need for a unique modifier anymore.”
“Oh, are you a learned hunchback?”
“… It is the inaugural address of the first emperor, and it was common to all lords of the empire recited at every New Year’s ceremony, and I just memorized it.”
“So, what is that? The Empire is great, so if you carelessly touch an imperial aristocrat, sparks may fly on you, so if you’re going to grind it, make sure to grind it up. What did you mean?”
“… I don’t know if you’re quick-witted but distracted, or if you’re not observant but only listen to what you’re saying.”
Slammer shook his head and turned onto the trail that ran in a different direction from the manor of the late Baron Atdic.
“The mere fact that nobles are supporting and running an empire built on such a bloody cause so that it will not collapse for hundreds of years, means that you need to be wary and careful of nobles. So if they try to track you down, are you capable of killing them all or running away?”
Hearing Slammer’s words, Monohorn’s pupils shook violently.
“Am I exaggerating? There are many high-ranking nobles in the empire. From the only duke to the lowest baron, did you think they would all be as incompetent as a goat’s cock?”
Monohorn had no answer.
“It’s good to touch a goat’s cock. Perhaps that incompetent youngster will surely be crippled after you stir him up. But is there any guarantee that he won’t call for support from another nobleman in the name of a nobleman’s honor?”
“Uh, as long as I’m alive, I’m sure I’ll get revenge.”
“Then is there any guarantee that the nobles who are called upon by the goat’s cock won’t be incompetent?”
“Uh, um. That’s right. I didn’t think of that.”
“So if you’re going to mess with it, make sure to do it. Get rid of the witnesses. Assassination is one way. If you fail to assassinate and are discovered, kill them all. If there are no witnesses and the truth is hidden, that too is an assassination.”
“Oh~ Even in this town, if you kill everyone, the proverb of assassination works, right?”
“I mean listen seriously!”
Slammer, who could no longer bear the distracted Monohorn attitude, exclaimed in exasperation.
Monohorn challenged Slammer with a slightly downhearted attitude.
“No, even if I fail and die, I will die, so what do you have to do with it?”
“You fail to fuck a goat’s cock, and you have a lot of witnesses! Where do those who are tracking you go? Where do those who are tracking you go? “If it turns out that I’m alive? Then, will my head be left, huh? Are you living without even thinking about it, you foolish savage bastard!”
Monohorn was completely intimidated and hid behind Urmama.
“Uh, Urmaman…”
“Oh, no! Our warrior may not know, why are you killing our warrior?!”
Monohorn started crying and whining.
Slammer grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and opened his eyes, looking up at the sky.
“Haa… What can I say more? The advice you gave me at the price of saving my life, and the words you gave me to hold on to my lifeline a little longer, please, please, please succeed. If the nobles rise up to defend their pride trampled by the barbarian serfs, Neither you nor I will ever die.”
“Uh, uh, uh, okay. Go quickly. I won’t go out to see you off.”
Even when Slammer calmed down and calmly read and spoke, Monohorn, who had already been intimidated, only mumbled behind Urmama.
“Fuck, you sick. It was dirty to meet you, let’s not see each other again!”
Leaving only those words behind, Slammer disappeared.
Monohorn trudged to the estate of Baron Gothick.
– 2 –
“Urmama~ Urumaman~ Maman~ Yes, your nickname will be Maman from now on, Maman~!”
“Kyaa~♬ The tone is so cute! I can’t believe I’m Mamang!”
In less than 10 minutes, the two-headed Monohorn blew Slammer’s advice out of his head.
He was still oblivious to the fact that he was gradually going mad from a series of excessive shocks.
Death, death crisis, death crisis, death threat.
Everything was driving his 18-year-old young and immature mental world into ruin.
However, neither Monohon, who covers up mental instability with sickly cheerfulness, nor Urmama, who has an infantile regressive mental world, did not have the ability to diagnose their mental precariousness on their own.
“But, damn it!”
“Yes, warrior!”
“How were you living before you met me?”
“Uh, me? Um~ I mean~”
Ur Mama, the only daughter of a sub-racially prestigious Aisdope family, had a prosperous childhood.
“Then the scary men came in!”
In the eyes of young Urmama, their blind enmity was frightening.
“I just put red labels all over the place!”
Monohorn thought that even in this savage world, confiscation of goods is still a red ticket.
“The next day, Mom and Dad suddenly disappeared.”
When she said sullenly, Monohorn held her hand affectionately.
Hehe! I’m fine with the hero now! It’s okay now!”
She moved from one of her relatives’ homes to another.
However, her relatives were busy passing her from house to house, treating her like a keut.
“Then I was adopted by a very rich family!”
Her relatives conspired to sell her, who despite her young age was beautiful in appearance, to her rich family as her concubine for her money.
She, of course, was just wrapped up in the name of adoption on the outside.
Perhaps, if Ur Mama had started her menarche there, she would have become the concubine of the head of the household.
“I got hit every day there.”
She was abused by her nominal sisters.
They constantly harassed Ur Mama, one of her ‘Little Mother’ candidates.
Even Urmama didn’t know why.
Whether it was because of property distribution and inheritance issues, because of the affection between the wife and children, or because it was fun to play with, it is now unknown.
“But the house caught fire.”
The massive fire, presumed to be arson, engulfed everything before most members of the family had time to evacuate.
“At that time, I threw away one copy of ‘The Legend of the Warrior’ that my sisters had read and threw away, and locked it in a warehouse to avoid fire.”
So Urmama was able to survive.
However, most of the members, including the family head, died that day.
All those who survived suffered burns all over their bodies, lost their voices and faces, and were crippled.
Except for Urmama, none of them were sane.
“At that time, the men who came to put out the fire saved me. But the men saw me and said that I was unlucky.”
Those who inquired about the rescued Urmama’s identity whispered about the successive ruins of her family and her adopted family.
It was just her superstition, but the fact that her family had collapsed one after another, no one wanted to take care of her anymore.
“So I just wandered around and got caught by slave hunters.”
Cherishing the only possession she had, the Hero biography, she was forced to live a life of slavery.
“It was very, very difficult. I didn’t do anything wrong, but I was an unlucky kid, a sinister kid, and I always bullied, bullied, and hit him.”
She thus became a loner in her own life, her only possession being her friend, the Hero biography.
“I had no friends, no family, and I was very, very lonely. So, every day, before bed, I read Hero biographies!”
Suffering from severe depression, Ur Mama took her escape in her children’s storybook Hero biography.
“If you read the hero’s biography, the hero rescues the princess trapped in the tower of the devil!”
She came to yearn for a warrior who would save her life.
“So I prayed to the Goddess every day! The warrior appeared and said, ‘Urmama, I’ll save you!’ And said, ‘Please guide me to save me from being a slave like hell!’ I prayed!”
Then Monohorn appeared.
“The day I met the hero, the aunties and sisters did that! The hero told me that he had come to take me as his bride!”
The women who did the chores did not want to be played for one night to appease the lust of an unknown condemned prisoner.
So they encouraged her by taking advantage of her lack of ur mama and her fantasies about her hero.
“Then, the moment the hero became one with me, kyaa~♬ I heard the voice of the goddess!”
That was the background of Ur Mama who volunteered to free Mono Hon’s Adda.
It was a dirty talk, an ugly reality.
Hehe!
Hehe!
Ur Mama was so excited that she snorted.
Because she was the back story of a world unknown to her, and it was a reality that had nothing to do with it anymore.
She, her life, was saved when she met Monohorn, a warrior chosen by the goddess.
It was as if she herself became a princess in the Hero biography, and she was saved by the hero and ran toward a happy ending.
It seemed as if her gloomy life was coming to an end and she was in a beautiful phase of transition into the brightest moment.
“Uh, Urmama…”
Tears welled up in Monohon’s eyes as he listened to her story.
At the same time, a sense of insane guilt came over me.
Because she felt that one of her innocent, good children had been sacrificed for her sake.
“I, I’ll be good to you.”
He got a vague idea of the reason why he behaved a little lacking by listening to her past.
When Mono Horn heard about her unfortunate past, she felt that her own misfortune was nothing.
Her sympathy for her aroused greatly when she learned of her past, which was overwhelmingly miserable compared to her own.
So he hugged her tightly.
Gave it a hug
“I’ll be sure to protect you, Urmama.”
“Yes! Urmama is so happy right now!”
Urmama smiled brightly.
On the side of a deserted road leading to Baron Gotthick, the precarious young couple kissed in bliss.
