Chapter 94 – 94th Event Dungeon
In this game, there is a ‘villain’ who is pitiful.
A clever yet insignificant villain who appears only around the event dungeon and uses all sorts of means to deceive the player.
Oliver.
He is a rising star in the NTR world who is regarded by certain users as the ‘one of the best characters’ and gets NTR every time he appears.
The protagonist of a quest called ‘Bochu NTR’.
Even though he is a man, he is the only and unrivaled being who can be ‘attacked’.
“Haa… I’ll ask first, Oliver.”
“Ah yes!”
His party and mine moved to a nearby restaurant and sat at two tables facing each other.
“Are you really a man?”
He already knows, but since he met Oliver, he can’t skip this line.
At my question, he pouted his lips as his sweetly scented orange bobbed hair slicked back.
“I’m really a man! How can I confirm it!?”
“Ah, it’s okay. I’ll believe you.”
Surprised that I might enter the ‘Oliver attack route’, I hurriedly waved my hand.
This game is basically a male-oriented game, so it proceeds by thoroughly attacking women, but there are exceptions to anything, and the bochu in front of you is that exception.
The community was overflowing with gay assholes who attacked Oliver early on and took him along. It even had excellent performance, so it could be used as an evasion tank and damage dealer.
However, no matter how pretty and feminine the appearance is, I couldn’t do that with a man with a cock, so I naturally frowned.
“Well, anyway… Okay. Let’s clear the dungeon together.”
“Uh, uh? So easy…? Gwa, are you okay?”
When I readily accepted, he instead looked at me suspiciously.
Look how this little devil is doubting because it will work out again with the subject he approached to cheat on him.
“Apart from trust, you and your party look pretty strong. I accepted it because I thought it would help. If you don’t like it, don’t you?”
“Uh, ah! That, it’s not like that! Go, thank you!”
Oliver is a character who is aware that his appearance is pretty and knows how to use it.
By now, you’re thinking, ‘Kkeuk, you son of a bitch, what are you trying to do by falling for my face? Disgusting dung chubs. You will regret it later.’
…The community’s self-proclaimed “Bochus” Said, “Another attractive feature of this guy is that he is so confident in his face that he doesn’t even think that he’s aiming for his party members.” .
Fuck.
“Haa…Then, shall we introduce ourselves first?”
“Ah, yes! Then me first! My name is Oliver! My main weapon is a pair of swords! Please take good care of me!”
When Oliver energetically introduces himself, the three women who were looking at Oliver with kind and friendly eyes as if they were going to die of cuteness finally look this way.
“My name is ‘Viola.’ Oliver and I are the same age and have been childhood friends. Weak, but I know how to use magic.”
Viola was a woman about half a head taller than Oliver, but she was a bit taller than the average woman, given the height difference between her and me.
In other words, Oliver’s height is that short.
In many ways, it was a lot of hard work because it was set as a ‘female’. Oliver.
Anyway, Viola was a sweet and affectionate sister-type woman, with her brown hair going well with her voluptuous breasts and silence followed, almost comparable to Monica’s.
Even though she is wearing a loose robe, seeing that she reveals her body like that, I think she would be more amazing if she took it off.
“My name is Natasha. I can handle a little shield, so I can take the avant-garde.”
Natasha was a strict older sister-type woman with her blue hair and sharp eyes, and she was equipped with a straight sword and a great shield. She is much taller than Viola and her muscles are toned.
Even so, she is basically equipped with a plump gourd figure, so she is very coquettish.
“My name is Sally. I handle arrows and do all the basic reconnaissance.”
Sally was a languid sister-type woman with her green hair and a languid, bored expression, but she also had a voluptuous figure.
“Hmm…That’s right.”
Are they all from your sister? Anyway, Oliver is great too.
“Then, let’s head straight to the dungeon without wasting time. I bought the rough information from the adventurer’s guild.”
When I said that and handed out the paper with the information written on it, Oliver Party’s eyes widened in admiration.
“Brother! Did you buy that expensive information!? That’s a lot of money!?”
In particular, the way Oliver’s big, round eyes sparkle with the feeling that he’s holding a stick is quite cute and disgusting.
Maybe inwardly, ‘I got the stick! You must be thinking, ‘I’ll have to take off all of them, even the panties!’
“Ha…”
If he wasn’t a real man, he’d be fucking fucked.
“Kuhm…”
Anyway, since the information collected by the adventurer’s guild itself is lacking in many ways, it is impossible to attack the dungeon even if you are familiar with it.
In the first place, the player-only ‘real event dungeon’ was a completely different look.
“Anyway, shall we go right away?
“Huh? Burr, are you already? Aren’t you in a hurry? At least prepare more…”
Oliver’s trick in saying that was obvious.
If I told them to prepare for a few days here, they would say that something was lacking and ask for a loan.
This is the epitome of a ruthless scammer.
Oliver seems to think of himself as a vicious and heinous criminal.
“No, I’m a bit busy. Don’t worry. You guys won’t be in any danger. Oh, and.”
I deliberately showed the heavy bag of gold coins in front of me and took out a small amount of gold coins. I put them into Oliver’s hand with a friendly smile.
“Buy the things you need for the dungeon with this.”
“…!!”
Oliver’s twinkling eyes seem to say, ‘It’s a real hogu!’
“If my brother says so… I get it.”
“…Okay.”
Seeing Oliver nodding his head as if he couldn’t help it, I just laughed out loud.
It’s really easy.
Well, Oliver’s party members were staring at him suspiciously…But seeing as he didn’t actively stop them, he didn’t seem to be convinced yet.
Maybe it’s because of my charm stat.
“Hyung! You should come soon!”
“…”
Anyway, the title of brother makes me feel very strange.
***
After stopping by the lord’s castle and taking one foot out of Aliya’s chest, who was still rolling around in bed, I prepared my equipment and headed to the dungeon. The dungeon was already teeming with adventurers.
“…”
Fucking cockroaches.
Even if those guys hadn’t robbed the dungeon, it would have been easier to clear the first playthrough.
“Huh? Hey, isn’t that bastard?”
“What? That’s right! That unmanly bastard!”
“Hey! Didn’t you tell me not to run in your eyes? Why are you here?”
By the way, it seems that Oliver was already quite a celebrity.
Several adventurers recognize him and either laugh at him or roll their eyes.
“What have you done?”
“Ah, no!? I didn’t do anything! I’m just trying to get rid of the big one, so here’s nothing yet… Kuhhm! Kuhhm! Anyway! I’m not doing anything wrong!”
“…I see.”
Hiding behind his party members and shouting is the little puppy itself.
“Hey bro! Are you planning to enter the dungeon with him?”
“However?”
“It’s good to quit! That guy and his party members are guys who don’t do anything for others!”
“Huh?…Ah, I see.”
Oliver is basically a clumsy con man with no intention of doing anything right, and his party members are a harem party that only sees Oliver and works only for Oliver. So he’s not cooperating with others.
Come to think of it, I don’t remember using Oliver’s party as a full force in the game.
Because they were literally characters to enjoy playing NTL.
“Oh, it’s okay. Thanks for your concern, but you don’t have to.”
“What…!? You bastard, if you ignore our warning, you’ll get a serious nose injury. Even if you die, you can’t take responsibility?”
“I’ll take care of it. Enough then.”
As I passed the adventurers who were persistently talking to me and proceeded to the entrance of the cave-shaped dungeon, a group of threatening-looking adventurers blocked my way.
“What else?”
“No~ Hyung. We kindly warned you, but you seemed too insensitive. You want an apology?”
Looking at the faces of the guys who laughed at them as if they were looking at Hogu, my patience broke through the limit.
“At least a small amount of compensation, kuheuk!?”
Unable to react, the man whose jaw was slapped erupted with teeth.
“Haa… It’s really fucking annoying. Anyway, adventurers are bastards…”
“You, you! Do you know what you’ve done!? If adventurers fight, you’ll be kicked out of the guild, keheueug!? Kuhehehehehe…!”
As I hit the stomach of the guy talking next to me with my toe, I vomited everything in my stomach and collapsed.
“Damn you bastard! Are you underestimating me!”
“You’re going to run into this guy!”
The number of guys with swords drawn was five.
“Ehh…”
I didn’t even pull out my sword, I blew my blood and tore their swords apart.
“Uh, uh…? Creepy!?”
“Kwaek!”
“Quaaaaa!”
“Come on, sleep… It’s great!”
“Ke-heo-eok!”
Each one of them screamed and fell, with one of their limbs horribly broken, but even being saved is something to be thankful for.
“Okay. Shall we go? Oliver.”
“Uh…Ah, yes! Whoa! Big brother! You’re so strong!”
I smiled at the figure of the guy who burst into exclamation with both eyes shining, and moved on.
***
The map of the ‘event dungeon’ is fixed, but the composition of the monsters and traps that fill it is random, and the appropriate level is not set.
That’s why it’s often worse.
In particular, there is a lot of luck factor, so if you are unhappy, you can really get nothing and be annihilated.
Well, it’s a story that doesn’t apply to me who has the ‘heart of the golden king’.
“Now, then… The first room.”
The structure of the dungeon itself is simple.
The rooms arranged in a heart shape are attacked individually, and a new room appears in the center after one turn, and you must attack that to receive the final reward of the dungeon.
-Rurrure! Gurgling!
“Keeeeeg
“Kyaaaaa!”
The monsters that greeted us in the first room were doppelgangers, goblins, and orcs.
It’s okay.
“Ah, I’ll tell you in advance. There might be a trap somewhere, so watch your step…”
“Brother! I’ll show you that I can do it… Haaaaa!?”
Before I could finish my words, Oliver jumped out, stepped on the trap platform, and was instantly entangled in a bunch of pink tentacles that erupted from below.
“Huh!? Mi, it’s slippery…! Tongue, bro! Please save me! I’m hyung!”
“…Haha.”
It was literally a blink of an eye for the leather armor and clothes he was wearing to melt.
“Ah, ahh!? Now, wait! What is this…!? What the hell…!”
The figure of him wriggling his cute erect cock and struggling with a gleeful face, intoxicated with the aphrodisiac emitted by his tentacles, was, how to say… Fresh.
It seems that if you cover only your cock, you will look like a bitch.
“Oh, Oliver!”
“I’ll save you now!”
“Ehh.”
Awesome! Sgung!
Instead of the members of Oliver’s party, who had been watching him blankly and blushed, he swung his holy sword and simply cut off his tentacles and hugged him as he fell.
“Ahhh…! Tongue, tongue…! Me, mo, my body is hot, wow!?”
“…Stop talking and wake up.”
I didn’t get used to the hot breath blowing through my moist eyes, so I dropped it.
“Hello! Hello!”
In the meantime, my doppelganger changed into my form, and the goblins and orcs came close to me.
“…Tsk!”
Chow ah!
After slashing the monsters at once with a burst of compressed blood, I looked down at Oliver, who blankly looked up, and tilted his head.
“Oliver. How long are you going to stay like that?”
The cute little cock is very burdensome.
“Ah, ah! I’m sorry! Brother!”
He jumped up, changed into his spare clothes, and stood next to me with a red face.
His breath was hot, as if the effects of the aphrodisiac still remained.
“Isabella. Can I ask you a favor?”
“Yes. Goddess. The power to purify the unclean.”
As his divine powers penetrate, Oliver’s complexion quickly returns to its original color.
“Wow…This is divine power? It’s amazing.”
“What, is this the first time you receive divine power?”
“Ahaha. Of course it is. What’s the matter between us adventurers and priests?”
“…Come to think of it. Anyway, Oliver. Why is that? Suddenly it jumps out.”
“Ah, uh, that’s… I’m sorry. Seeing how manly you are, I thought I should show that too…”
“Ehh, there’s no need for that, so just calmly follow me.”
“…Really?”
“Yes. If you clear the dungeon, the reward will be distributed properly, so don’t worry.”
“…Hyung. Why are you so nice to me?”
Why why You’re laying ground rice to fuck your party members.
“…Just take it if it’s given to you. Don’t bother.”
“…Yes.”
I didn’t have anything to say, so I was vague, but somehow Oliver’s eyes looking at me became more bright.
“Brother, how are you so strong?”
“If you roll until you die, you will become stronger on your own.”
“Hey, what kind of experience do you have to do that?”
“As the demons were fucking crazy, the monsters were fighting, and the demon king was fighting too, it got stronger on its own.”
“Ahahaha! What is that?”
Seeing Oliver slap him on the shoulder and smile like he’s acting cute, his expression frowns.
“…Anyway, let’s keep going.”
“Yeah~”
After leaving the first room, we headed to the second room.
