Chapter 66 – Mesgaki and the City
About 5 hours after the start of the broadcast, the hour hand of the clock pointed to 12, telling me to go to sleep quickly.
As a result of struggling to somehow escape the gangbang of numerous karts, the total play time was 3 hours and 39 minutes, which was an amazing time, and the average audience was 767 people.
“Ha, four, three hundred thousand won…! Thank you~ Thank you… But is this the only price for labor? I’m sorry… It’s a real beggar…”
I wanted to make fun of him, but I couldn’t put the strength in my whole body. It feels like my body is forcibly brainwashed to sleep quickly because the time is late and my body is heavy.
‘Th-But… I’m glad I got the money… If I didn’t get the money, I might have died?’
After warming up a glass of milk to get a good night’s sleep, I looked at the chat window.
-[Nymph] : Kihya~ Thank you for the 100,000 points!
-[Imp]: This, this… Is imp-hating…!
-[Return]: Oh shit.
-Lol
– Do the juniors have no father…?
-Kichya!
Looking at the chat window, there is a clear difference between who lost points and who gained them. Most of the time, people who earned points by doing a reverse role or using a chat called kihya~ lost points if they cursed or cursed again.
Hurb.
After all, warm white milk seems to be the best way to fall asleep easily. The scent of milk that makes you fall asleep while increasing the sweetness.
Cold milk is good, but I think warm milk is better.
“I’ll eat this and be self-indulgent, ha-am… If I’m weird, I won’t be tall…”
-[Livestock Yellowy] : But you’re an adult, so you’re tall because you sleep quickly…
“Shut up.”
It will be big anyway I read in a book that God does not betray human efforts. I ignored the comments teasing me about my short height and continued to drink milk.
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 1,000 won.]
How is your sister’s special milk delicious?
“Hey, you said you would ban me if I joked with you again!”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: It’s not me, you son of a bitch.
Miss Geoyu saw the nickname of the person who did it again when she said that she hadn’t done it. Livestock Yellowy.
It wasn’t Yang Eun-je, but Jae-yeon noona who is a livestock yellower said that? As expected, I decided to pass it on quietly, thinking that no matter how popular it is, you are my viewer.
Well, it’s still a first-time offender, so it’s okay to look at it a little bit.
“Pufu, I drank it all~ Wouldn’t it grow by 0.1mm with this level of milk drinking skill?”
-[Dkwl321]: Wouldn’t it rather decrease?
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] : If I had grown taller after eating that, I would have been over 180.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Instead, you have big breasts.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts] : Thank you for complimenting her breasts~^^
“Do the fuck, fuck the fuck~ Lazy viewers! Thank you for the support today, and I’m going to take money tomorrow, so prepare the money♥ If I don’t have money, I won’t treat you like a person.”
[The broadcast has ended.]
“Nero, let’s go to sleep.”
“Aww.”
I slowly took out an old blanket from the old closet and slowly laid it on the floor. It was old, but I felt good when I lay down to see if there was a lot of cotton inside.
I put a pillow on top and climbed slowly, and Nero came up with me and curled up next to me.
I was just going to go to sleep right away, but I remembered that I made something today on Me Tube, so I looked around.
[Comment window]
Justa: Wow lol I want Shotashek Unnya to gorge herself on it.
Livestock Yellowy: You look like a dog.
Jammin TV: What TV! You know that shit TV! How did this originate? It started blah blah blah
Was in LA. I was just playing baseball, blah blah blah, then at a bar!@$!@#.
My Wife Jelly: Sir…
One species: Cheese Crust.
“It really sucks.”
It’s probably not because the video isn’t interesting, but rather because it was fun, so many people were twisted. If this becomes famous by riding the Me Tube algorithm, more diverse and many people will leave comments besides those people.
After looking around the text with a rough sigh, I turned off my phone and charged it, then closed my eyes and counted the cats.
‘One Nero… Two… And three horses…’
This is a direct effect.
***
I’m dreaming. No, it may not be a dream, but a dream-like reality.
A strange dream in which you see your original self from a third-person perspective and show what has happened so far like a videotape.
Shin Jae-joon, who has my own body, did not luxuriate with the money I earned. He was working part-time while saving money.
He must have the mentality of collecting money diligently because he is not smart enough to do things like coins or stocks.
After that, he went out to eat with his parents once a week, sent them on overseas trips with the money he saved, and himself was living by working part-time at a convenience store.
I thought I would be happy living a small life like that, but this country. No, it seems that the Republic of Korea had no intention of leaving him alone.
A place where men can shed the most tears in their lives and realize parental love.
It was the army.
As soon as the warrant was issued, Shin Jae-joon blankly shaved his head with a bewildered expression on his face.
“Ah…”
“Huh, huh… Don’t get hurt, should I have a good trip?”
After being sent off by his parents, Shin Jae-joon’s shoulders sank.
Jaejun, who entered the training center, was originally a man…Or, in our world, he was living a woman’s life, so he made a lot of mistakes because he wasn’t good at things that were dirty or using force yet, so he was teased by his assistants every day or looked down upon by his peers. Got eyes
While the military puts so much importance on comradeship, it shows the rare foolish act of solidarity responsibility that destroys all of that comradeship, and has already been branded as a delinquent in the motivational evaluation.
Well, I thought everything would be okay if it ended like that, but the hell started after I was assigned to my own unit.
Grief by seniors, disregard by subordinates, and dog-fucked food. All of this is combined and I live every day with the thought that I want to die.
“Poo-sup, idiot, sloppy~ Short hair~ Stupid instead of serving in the army~♥ So, who took off someone else’s body? These days, I’m getting better little by little by earning some money, but I’m stuck in the army where I can’t even spend the money I lose~ Asshole♥”
It was so damn exciting. Even if the fucking dog took my body away and I didn’t waste money and was filial to my parents instead, it was something I would have done in the end.
But seeing this bastard go through a hard time in the army instead of me was so damn thrilling that I almost cried.
The only regret was that this bastard didn’t go to the Marine Corps. This bastard should have been treated badly by Sergeant Hwangbunchul.
Inside, I felt a cool, refreshing feeling, as if I had already opened about 5 cans of beer. Suddenly, I feel better, and it feels like the stress I’ve been experiencing up until now is flying away.
And the moment she drank Dream Beer with delight, she woke up from her dream.
“Ahhh.”
“You must be hungry, today I will sprinkle churros on your feed!”
“Ungnyangnyang! Nyan Nyang!”
As soon as I woke up in the morning, I felt so good that everything in the world looked beautiful. The weather is sunny and the birds are chirping. And flowers bloom and children play outside.
It’s a beautiful day.
She smiled happily and promised to give me a prize today. A prize for me who earned a lot of money yesterday and worked hard until this moment.
“Is that the dragon palace spot? This is !@, But please give me a bowl of jjamppong and fried dumplings. Oh, and a lot of fried dumplings, please.”
Prepared a delicious breakfast for me.
“Kkeok… Pu~ The taste exceeded my expectations. As expected, the name of Yonggung Banjeom is trustworthy.”
It was delicious because I was in a good mood, or I just put the bowl out with a happy smile.
‘Today’s weather is fine, so shall we just go downtown for a bit?’
The mood is good, the weather is good. Even today, I felt like everything was going to work out, so I felt like I had to go downtown and play.
I, Shin Jae-joon, are leaving for a conquest in the city today! With my minion, the black cat Nero, of course.
“Nero, come into my arms.”
“Aww.”
I took Nero in my arms and slowly headed outside. The weather has been nice since morning, so I think today is a very lucky day. As I slowly descended with a happy smile, on a sunny day, Choi Jae-hee was reading the newspaper outside with something in her mouth.
I looked closely to see what he had in his mouth, but since there was no light on, it didn’t look like a cigarette. So what? Are you biting on some candy?
“Uh, Jaejoon, where are you going?”
“I’ll go out to town for a while and upload it. But what’s in your mouth?”
“This?”
When I slowly took out the white stick from my mouth, a round candy with a white thread dangling from it came out.
“It’s candy.”
Even when he got closer, the smell of cigarettes that always emanated from Choi Jae-hee’s body was gone. Did you start smoking because you were eating candy?
“Do you not smoke these days?”
“I don’t.”
“Why?”
“You told me to stop.”
I feel a bit ashamed to say that I quit smoking because of me.
“Huh, heh… It’s only natural that I don’t smoke…! And then, if you smoke, you’re a real idiot, no, beyond an idiot, you’re a human culled female with zero willpower… Okay?”
“Okay…But can I go too?”
“…”
Well, I started quitting smoking because of me, so wouldn’t it be okay if I went with you? I heard that quitting smoking is a very difficult thing.
But to put that difficult task into practice with just one word of mine… It was a wonderful yet amazing feeling.
As she slowly moved her head up and down, Choi Jae-hee ran home with a bright face saying that she would change clothes.
