Chapter 61 – Mesgaki and Tteugeder
“No, don’t make fun of me! Shotacon! Bad bitch! Uh, uhm… You gloomy bastards!”
After revealing his dark history in front of people, the hot heat on his face showed no sign of subsiding.
Seriously, if this is going to be the case, I’ll just show it as a promotion for Me Tube at the end, and then I’ll be self-indulgent right away…!
It was embarrassing, but first of all, since it hasn’t even been 20 minutes since we started the broadcast, we have to proceed somehow.
A broadcaster is a broadcaster because he likes to talk, but in fact, he was a freelancer, so it is a difficult job to make a living if you can’t earn money even for a day.
So, I want a more stable job, so I do live broadcasts, upload videos on Me Tube, and receive money like a pension.
“Turn it off… First of all, did you watch the video? If you don’t understand even after looking at this much, I recommend that you just get out and die.”
-Yeah~
-My Meki is cute.
-It’s cute~.
-Anyways, have you seen the video?
“Hey, I always said that! Don’t call me cute!”
First of all, as a warning, I told viewers not to say that I was cute, and then roughly decided on my future schedule.
No, I don’t know if I’m cute, but why do people say I’m cute? Every time I hear that I’m cute, who was the kid in the first place, I feel like I’m going crazy because I can’t adapt.
If you do part-time work, you say you’re cute and grope your butt. When I was using public transportation, I had the creepy experience of a woman putting her hand in her pocket while sweeping her butt, saying that she was cute like my son.
‘Come to think of it, I’ve been molested by all the people who said I’m cute?’
I heard that I was cute when I was molested on public transportation in the past, and I even heard that I was cute by two people yesterday when I was raped in a similar way.
At this point, I had a reasonable doubt that the word cute was not a compliment, but in fact a curse word.
“Keuheum, anyway, I’m going to promote Me Tube now… Hey, editor, what’s our YouTube name?”
-[Dkwl321] : Why don’t you know that?
-[Resit Bart Khan]: You told the editor to create an account too, right?
-[Theodra]: Does a bastard who lost all his money with coins have intelligence in the first place?
“Hey! Don’t even bring up the coin… Every time I hear that, I feel like I’m choking… Ha, viewers should listen to me like a viewer~ Huh?”
Coin was like a painful history to me. Just thinking about it made my stomach boil, and when I thought about how I felt at the time, I felt like tears would flow from my eyes.
I’ll never have a coin again… Well, if I earn a lot, wouldn’t I do it at least once? Then, when it hits the jackpot, you almost become young and rich.
After deciding not to talk about coins on the air, I did nothing and waited until Yang Eun-jae gave me a YouTube link.
[Yang Eun-je: Meki YouTube (http://asivaljonnabaegopa.Com)]
“Oh, come! As expected, the job of the housekeeper is good.”
I praised the editor and entered the site by clicking the Me Tube address Yang Eun-je sent me.
Yang Eun-jae made it, but I take my money. What I saw as soon as I entered this fantastic site… I saw Benner smiling as I held Nero tightly.
But have I ever hugged Nero and smiled so brightly? Um… I think if I get about 30,000 won, I’ll smile like that.
“Uh, um… Everyone, if you type meki youtube on me tube, my channel will appear. Wait… But why are there already 100 subscribers?”
-[Turbo]: Ah haha I just searched for your name and it came up?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: I half noticed when I said that I opened Me Tube anyway.
-[Ultraman]: What is this?
Um… I bet off-pako on 100 million points. Wouldn’t it be nice to give people a reason to click on Me Tube like points?
In fact, there were many cases where other youtubers gave gifts as a subscriber event or actually held fan meetings.
But… I should bet at least 1 million just in case, right?
“Pu-Hup, are you running away because you don’t think you will be able to collect even 100 million points? Shit~ I don’t have any patience~ Are you really a roomy, redundant human?”
I put my finger to my mouth and made the meanest face possible. Just looking at her, she has a nymph-like face that is hungry for honey.
-Wow, it’s such a fucking night.
“What~ Late night? Hit me, hit me! I’m angry? I’m sorry~ What TV! Damn TV! You don’t know where I live anyway, hehe!”
Looking at it objectively, my appearance from a moment ago was beyond just wanting to get wet, to the point that I just wanted to put it in cement and put it in the sea. If there were real viewers in front of me, it wouldn’t have ended as a honeymoon.
After a good teasing, I tried to tell you my thoughts on the subscriber event.
“Haa… But since you guys are so pitiful, I’ll give you just one chance. When we get 1 million subscribers, will you invite one to my house and do off-paco? If not, once in 100 million won! You can’t do that, can you?”
Unless you’re a really crazy bitch, no one will shoot 100 million on TV. No, even if you’re a girl from a rich family, 100 million won isn’t dog shit… And if you shot me that much, wouldn’t it be okay to give it to me at least once?
Well, there’s no one to give you rice cakes, but it’s like drinking kimchi soup, so I should stop thinking about it.
‘Come to think of it, I haven’t written down where I can use the points yet?’
While accepting viewers’ drips roughly, he changed the broadcast setting by pressing the setting button on the hot position.
Point-related products that I touched.
[1000 points: Say thank you.]
[10,000 points: Meki’s I love you ASMR]
[50,000 points: 1 minute of the situation you want.]
[100,000 points: phone date]
[1 million points: manager level]
[10 Million Points: Real Dating]
[100 million points: Offpako]
‘Looking at it like this, does it really look like a male prostitute?’
Most of the points I thought of were in the form of providing services myself, so I felt like a person selling myself.
No, in the first place, broadcasting is about showing my talents and reacting, so wouldn’t it be like male prostitutes in the first place?
Then big companies should be called… Aces.
“Guys… I just updated the point shop, how is it?”
-Wow haha
– Then, is it true that you said you would do it if you shoot 100 million won?
– This is worth collecting.
-Perish like a dog~
– Open the point gambling hall!
Seeing that the firepower of the chat window of the viewers was strong, it seemed that everyone liked it.
-[Livestock Yellowy] [10,000 points]: Please love Jaeyeon noona.
It seemed that Jaeyeon noona, who had 10,000 points, stepped in as her vanguard to see if she was real.
No, it would be enough to get a 1000-point thank you impression, but why is it worth 10,000 points?
I brought the microphone close to my mouth, blocking the sound as much as possible with my hand, and spoke slowly in a whisper.
“I love Jae-yeon, noona… You know I love you, right? If I don’t have you, I’ll die…”
He whispered in the voice of a man who truly loves.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Let’s fucking get married.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts]: Uh-huh, overindulgence is prohibited.
“Why did my voice sound so good? Even the ears look like the owner, so they look lame~?”
I had never done ASMR before, but I was able to do well because I had the materials I had seen so far.
But why do I feel like I’m really going to do it when that sister asks me to get married?
It felt like a gold ring would slip on my finger if I allowed it.
[Teeling!]
[Thank you for donating 1,000 won from dkwl321.]
It’s a thousand won sponsorship like 100 million points, but can’t it be Offpaco?
“Can you? If you don’t have money, go away.”
But it was also a little scary, and I felt chills running down my spine thinking that if this happened, I could only take 1 million on Me Tube, and that some crazy bastard would hack the site and manipulate the points.
I wondered if I should cancel this right now, but seeing the reaction and response from the viewers, if I deleted it now, I might really be criticized.
‘Well, won’t the future me take care of it?’
If it doesn’t work, you can run away with the money you’ve earned so far. They say people in Osaka treat Japan well these days… Shall we run away there?
“Kuhmm, anyway, I made a point shop just the way you guys wanted…”
I put my palms together on my cheeks,
“From now on, you can earn like a dog and use it like a dog!”
-[Lee Sin]: Wow, I want to do Off Paco, but the other ones are fucking attractive too, right?
-[Dkwl321]: No, are you going to go for an unrealistic off-paco or something else that’s easy and simple?
-[Big breasts Yang Eun-je] [1000 points] : Thank you for having big breasts.
“Eunjae-ya… Thank you for having big breasts… Your breasts are so pretty.”
But what does it feel like to be praised for having big breasts? Your skewers are 10 inches between men? Does it feel like such a compliment?
-And…
-You’re a real cyber male prostitute.
-Namchang Meki! Namchang Meki! Namchang Meki! Namchang Meki! Namchang Meki! Namchang Meki!
“Don’t call me a male prostitute. Before we get rid of this.”
-Sorry
“I’ll accept your quick apology.”
Was it a good thing to create a point shop?
