Chapter 38 – Phone Date With Mesgaki
“Uh huh? Ungnyangnyang~!”
Nero, who had been sleeping soundly on the floor in a loaf of bread position, approached me with his eyes wide open, his round ears pricked, as if he had heard me entering the house.
I had a lot of luggage, so I walked a little bit and put a green grocery bag on the table and looked at Nero rubbing my legs.
I don’t know if Nero was very lonely or if he was happy that someone was with him, but he licked my leg with his tongue.
“Nero, are you very lonely?”
“Miyah…”
She held Nero with both hands and moved her body as if comforting a baby.
While stroking my hair with my hand, I organize the things I bought today little by little.
Bean sprouts are in the refrigerator, Hetbahn and ramen are on the shelf… And oyster sauce is on the other side, near the stove.
While working in this way, Nero also began to feel uncomfortable in this position, so he moved his body and put it back on the ground.
I was thinking about taking a break after I got it sorted out.
That is, of course, until he sees the chocolate on top of Nero’s sand toilet.
“Nero, aren’t you too cheap for your body?”
“Aww.”
I don’t know how the hell this amount came out of the child’s body, but I scooped it up little by little with a shovel for a sand toilet and threw it into the toilet.
The sand that has decreased a little is supplemented with the sand I bought yesterday.
“Phew, it’s okay to rest now.”
As I lay down on the floor and get into position to look at my phone, I see Nero walking on all fours like a beast from afar.
Wouldn’t that suddenly run away?
-Udadadada!
“Nyan!”
“Aww!”
Would you like to jump in? I was looking at it with the thought, but suddenly jumped in.
At first, I didn’t know how to get the Nero off her face, but she managed to get it off her head and onto my little boat.
I watched quietly, wanting to do something.
As if looking for something, Nero touched my upper garment with his hand, then slowly lifted it up and entered it.
She almost flinched at the feeling of the itchy hair, but she forced herself to bite her lips and endured it.
‘It’s fucking cute…!’
No, I don’t know what he’s doing, but the way he came into my shirt and rubbed it against me was so cute that I felt like my heart would stop.
You should leave this as a picture.
– Take a picture!
– Take a picture!
I took a rough picture of Nero in my clothes with my cell phone and just watched it.
“It’s Nero.”
“Aww!”
“Can I come out now?”
“Nyaong…”
It was cute to be inside the clothes, but since it was still summer, I could feel the body temperature rise in real time if I stayed with the hairy Nero for a long time.
After taking Nero out of my clothes, I took out a bottle of cold water from the refrigerator to cool down, and swallowed it.
“Aww.”
“Hmm? Gulp… Would you like some water too?”
“Nyan!”
The water in Nero’s vessel had diminished somewhat.
The cold drinking water I used to drink was poured slowly.
When the water is poured, the tongue rolls up like a ladle and begins to drink quickly.
“Aww.”
I will drink water too. As if there was nothing to do now, Nero slowly began to move closer to the yellow wallpaper.
What?
I don’t know what to do, but I’m starting to feel a little uneasy about something.
Why are you pulling out your nails?
“Nero!”
“Aww!”
– Jjiik!
Ah…
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[Broadcast has started.]
Bangjae: Cats are the devil and this world is hell.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Meha~ It means Meki High.
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: Changha~ It means the chaengnom high.
-[Best Da Jae-hee] : As soon as the shopkeeper is released, he curses his head haha
“Hello…”
Unlike usual, the tension is very low.
Viewers also saw my reaction, which was different from usual, and started asking what was going on as the chatting started to change.
-Is there anything wrong with you?
-Isn’t this bastard dumped by his hidden girlfriend?
-I don’t think so.
-Wouldn’t it be cured if you gave me money?
-Oh…
“Ha…”
Money might make me feel a little better, but I’ll probably be depressed again.
I sat down on the desk with my head down.
Life is so hard… Nero licked my leg to see if I was sad, but it didn’t get any better.
[Teeling!]
[Choi Da Jae-hee sponsored 1,000 won.]
So why is the tension so low today?
“Is that it? It would be faster to just see it with your own eyes.”
I slightly rotated the computer cam to zoom in on a certain wall.
Yellow wallpaper from a bad house began to be broadcast, and when I zoomed in, I saw that something was cracked.
Not split To be precise, it was torn.
-[Livestock Yellowy] : HahaThat’s what Nero is like?
-[Dkwl321] : Nero set the broadcast angle haha
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] : Haha I edited this today.
– The fuck came out.
– HahaIn the meantime, I just gave a shit about the wallpaper?
-The color is yellow. Did you grind the tobacco bread by any chance?
“No!! I fed and put them to sleep, so what’s this?! You gave me a lot of snacks too…!”
To be honest, I am very sorry.
I picked up a stray cat, fed it, put it to sleep, raised it, and then suddenly chewed up the wallpaper with my sharp nails.
This bad cat… I didn’t really punish it, but I was going to confiscate it roughly on the 3rd.
“Hey, my heart has been torn to pieces like wallpaper… So…!”
I put my index finger and thumb together to form a circle so that the camera could see it.
“Give me some money.”
-[Nacerian]: Shibalom I knew you would be like this.
“How did you know?”
I held out my palm while reading the most prominent chat window.
I looked at the chat window from time to time while shaking it as if asking for someone. I look forward to seeing when viewers will shoot money.
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 1,000 won.]
But do you have a cat scratcher at home?
“Scratcher? What is that?”
I already know scratches on the wallpaper, but I don’t know what a scratcher is.
In Jaeyeon noona’s chat, I searched for cat scratchers on the Internet.
‘Hmm… It’s roughly like a toy that cats can scratch with their nails as much as they like.’
“No?”
-?
– Nyan ㅠㅠㅠ I’m sorry for our dick.
-Nero innocent pounding!
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Because there is no scratcher, he scratched the wall~.
-It’s your fault.
-I feel sorry for the cat.
-Anyway, it’s a mistake.
No, is it my fault for not buying a scratcher? I never thought Nero would scratch the wallpaper, but I didn’t know that it was natural to buy a scratcher when raising cats.
If I knew about Scratcher from the beginning and bought it, my wallpaper wouldn’t have been such a mess.
Some regret came, but I had to earn money to replace the wallpaper somehow.
Then we’ll have to play the best game to win money.
“Now, guys, I don’t have any money, but today I’m going to need some money with a game.”
-[Dkwl321]: ?
-[Sanuk]: What are you going to do?
I slowly launched the game marked Tekken on the desktop.
Tekken is a game that I can play best, and people can’t easily beat.
I thought I could get some money with viewer participation content.
Of course, the act of collecting money from viewers is not a good thing, but I have no choice but to sacrifice viewers’ payments even for my wallpaper.
No, it may be natural according to the law of equivalent exchange.
“Now, this is not an opportunity that comes every day~ Viewer participation~ Content~!”
They cheered as they raised their arms upwards.
“You have to pay a participation fee of 3,000 won to enter the game like the last time. As for the product… Uh, what should I use?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Just bet on a date like last time.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Haha
-[My Angelie] : But what is the product? Is it good?
I was a little scared to go on a date like last time.
In the first place, Jaeyeon noona was a special case among the hotspots, so it was the least bit better.
That’s why you don’t meet in reality… Oh.
“How about a phone date for the winner?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Is sexual harassment possible?
“What kind of product would it be possible?”
-And…
– Maybe this will be fine?
-Maybe the odds are better than the autumn leaves?
-Go to practice right away.
I don’t know if it’s because the viewers have broken heads or because they like me, but most of them responded positively to the phone date.
Then, since it was an atmosphere where everyone accepted it, I thought it would be okay if we proceeded like this.
Slowly create a room with a crate session and wait.
After digging into the room and waiting, a person presumed to be a viewer entered right away.
The name…
Livestock Yellowy.
“Hey? This is where newbies hang out, right?”
[Teeling!]
[Sachu Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
Reddy Park.
“No!!! You robbed me last time!”
-[Coqueen Lady]: Oh, I! Memekiki-nim, one more game.
-[I like Mario] : Fucking bitch trying to monopolize himself haha.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts] : I want to eat some too!!!
First of all, seeing the public sentiment of the viewers suddenly collapse, I have to restrain myself.
“First of all, calm down because phone dates aren’t about picking just one person.”
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 3,000 won.]
Whoo~ ♥ assholes who can’t even beat Poop-Hup Meki haha
Oops, just pour in the oil.
I already felt like this content was getting difficult.
