Chapter 26 – Mesgaki and Big Business
Hmm? Why are you broadcasting this live?
My face was exposed in real time on the cell phone I stole from the strange woman, as the broadcast screen I was getting tired of was output as it was.
‘Uh, how…? Am I on a live show right now?’
That my face is being exposed on other people’s broadcasts, not my own?
Even looking at the chat window, thinking that 3,000 people, who have far more viewers than me, were watching my face in real time, I felt goose bumps all over my body.
-[Song Ha-yoon vs. Song Sang-yoon] : Wow, he looks so damn hot~
-[Ha Ha Yoon-yoon]: Is this average?
-[Hayunchichi]: They say he’s a broadcaster?
-ㅗㅜㅑ
-Brother!!! Starting today, this is oppa’s broadcast!
Perhaps because the number of viewers is greater than mine, the firepower of the chat window also increased at an incomparably faster rate.
‘Ruined. How can I get rid of this phone quickly…!’
[Teeling!]
[Song Song-ha Ha-yoon sponsored 300,000 won.]
It’s a true education~ And it’s so cute that I want to pet it.
“It’s not cute! You’d better give me that money!”
I must have lost my mind for a moment when I saw a large sum of money that I had never seen before.
Isn’t it the fault of the person who said it was cute in the first place? This isn’t even my broadcast anyway…
“Please give me back.”
“Ah!”
A woman taller than me took her phone back from me and held it out of my reach as she started taking pictures of herself.
After all, this person must have received a mission related to me… How dare you hit me on the head and get the money?
I will never forgive you.
“Everyone, there was an accident…”
-Ah~ Why did you intrude without even noticing? Please show us our prince quickly.
– Uh haha You don’t want to see a woman’s face?
-10,000 won if merged
-Before you change your face, quickly change into that person from before.
“Haha… This is my broadcast, why am I going? There was a problem at first, but thank you for supporting our president!”
As expected, that bitch used me to make money…!
How do I get scolded for that, so that I can be criticized on the Internet for scolding me well…
I thought of many things, but nothing came to mind.
In the first place, the opponent is a big company that can easily bury me when it comes to me…
Major company?
Aha…If it’s a big company, obviously…
“Ah, my face came out for a second, are you okay?”
“Everyone, should I forgive you for this?”
I cried in the loudest possible voice so that it could be heard well on the broadcast.
He drew people’s attention by speaking as sadly as possible and pitifully as much as possible.
Big companies have a lot of viewers, but that meant that they could be as strange and assholes.
Then, even a young kid like me would get giblets in a chat window, but if it was a large company, it was clear that it would be giblets faster and harder than me.
-Me
– Rock
-Me
– Rock
-ㅋㅋㅋ This bastard is a hell of a joke~
– Goodbye, Lez.
– I look forward to the bad news tomorrow.
In this way, the chat window will start to be polluted by buntang and interested people in an instant…
People who used to be fine will start to get agitated little by little, and the quality of the chatting window will gradually become contaminated.
So, the next question is how this broadcaster behaves…
“That, that’s… My… I was joking…”
I knew it.
For broadcasters whose livelihood is broadcasting, the public sentiment of the viewers is the most important thing, so they will try to calm the public sentiment by quickly apologizing.
Then what about me?
“Hey~ Are you kidding me? So you’re saying it’s okay to hit people on the head as a joke?”
Even if you tease me a lot, I can’t say anything.
Well, it’s okay if my face is sold on TV for a while.
It’s okay to make money with me.
But I could never forgive him for punching me in the head.
How dare you hit a bean on my head that my parents didn’t even touch because they were pampering me?
You, I will shatter your mentality today.
“The culled females should quickly get down on their knees and apologize.”
-What are you doing without a quick apology?
-Me
– Rock
-Me
– Quickly tell the man to kneel~
[Teeling!]
[Sanghahaha sponsored 1,000 won.]
Ah haha I apologize before I go to hell~
“Apologize quickly! Apologize! The culled female should apologize quickly!”
The woman in front of me squeezed her hand tightly and moved her eyes around, as if the teasing me and the chat window were starting to grow more and more.
Is this your first time in a situation like this?
You got the wrong person
Then, as if he had suddenly remembered something, he covered her phone with his hand, put it aside for a moment, and started trudging toward me.
What? Am I trying to george again?
Can’t I fight?
“Uh… That…”
“Hey, I’m really sorry for hitting you on the head with the mission earlier.”
“Yes?”
“That… I will share the profits I earned today, so could you forgive me?”
Really? No, do you really mean sharing the profits you earned today?
No, it seems to be a large company in the first place, but is it okay to give money to me who I don’t know who it is?
I couldn’t understand why they made this choice.
As I stared at her with her face as if she was seeing something strange in her, I began to speak slowly, scratching her head, perhaps noticing her lack of explanation.
“Yeah, I also hit my head because of the mission… But in the end, it’s my fault.”
“Wrong?”
“I’m really sorry…”
She lowered her head and showed me the top of her head.
Showing the top of the head… It also meant admitting one’s fault and submitting to the target who showed it.
Apologizing to me like this… Actually, he might not be a bad person, right?
They even share money, but I should be grateful.
‘Money is money…!’
Wait a minute, because I said I’m sharing the profits today… What if I induce and receive more sponsorship?
(They said they would share today’s profits) -〉 (Today’s profits increase?) -〉 (The money I receive also increases.)
It’s a simple reasoning, but it was one of the genius plans for me.
Congrats on my brain for coming up with this plan.
I went to get her cell phone that the woman had left earlier.
“Everyone~ Hi~!”
“Hey?!”
Suddenly, when I picked up my cell phone and started filming me, the host of this broadcast was startled and started to parent in embarrassment.
Just wait there I’ll make a lot of money today so I’ll let you eat beef.
-[Songhahahaha] : Oh! A man is out!
-[Ha Yun Chi Chi]: Show me your collarbone.
-[Arcane Hayoon]: Wow~ You look so damn cute~ Would Unni give you some money?
“Uh-huh, don’t say I’m cute~ But if you give me money, I won’t refuse~”
Viewers didn’t hate me for suddenly intruding, but rather, it was a welcoming atmosphere.
No matter where you go, this look is a very good face to attract people’s attention.
Viewers always want new things and are chasing fun things.
That’s why I, who suddenly appeared, would seem like the best prey to those who are irregular and fun-seeking.
[Teeling!]
[Unicorn who likes virginity donated 10,000 won.]
(A video of streamers wearing sunglasses coolly.)
-Let’s go to the welcome ceremony~
-Let’s go to Dgazad~
-Do you have sunglasses?
– Newcomers are always welcome.
[Tiriri~ Tiririk! Tiriri~]
Looking at the video, I thought I should wear sunglasses like those people did, but I didn’t have anything that could be called sunglasses, so I was worried about what to wear.
I rummaged through my pockets and all I had was a frog coin purse.
“Um… Is this going to work?”
He lifts up the frog coin purse and puts it on my face, shaking his head from side to side.
Shaking her hair, she used her frog purse instead of sunglasses.
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
Shake the bread some more.
“Ah! Isn’t your sister at work? Are you doing paycheck lupine again?”
-[Kim Kim Lee Shin Shin]: Sister? Call me sister too!
-[Princess Umji Nara]: Heh, yeah~ Call us noona too~.
-[Chairman’s Lady]: How much more do I have to pay to call you sister?
“Noona~ I’ll give you money~ I’ll give you a lot of money~.”
Wow Just thinking about it, I think I crossed the line a bit.
I will never do anything like this again.
Anyway, these guys probably don’t want to see a guy like me do aegyo.
Even later, the unit price will have to be damn high…
[Teeling!]
[The president lady donated 10,000 won.]
Now, call me sister.
“Sister! Thank you for your support! Thank you~”
-You can see that it changes right after the money came in.
– It’s a bit scary to secretly reveal the money…
-But isn’t it cute?
“Don’t call me cute.”
I greeted them with a smile, but I have to stop using taboo words.
Since he spoke coldly with an expressionless face, the cute chat disappeared in an instant, and people stopped talking.
“If you receive a lot of support, I will share it too~ Please give me more~.”
Ha-yoon couldn’t adapt to the sudden situation, but she was certain of one thing.
That man is a jewel
If you take care of it a little, it’s a gem that can suck up the number of views.
