Chapter 184 – Let’s Go Camping
-Chiik!
Watching the meat sizzling over the charcoal fire, he ate his mouth slowly.
“Hey~ From the color of the meat to the smell… Killing it?”
“Mmm~ It smells good.”
Jae-yeon, who was grilling the meat over a charcoal fire, smelled the meat first, so she licked her lips and turned the meat over with tongs.
Eun-je, who was watching the reenactment, was starving and couldn’t take her eyes off the meat.
Shall we see how far we can eat?
If you listen to what he said the other day, he said absurd things like saying that he can eat a huge amount and that everything he eats goes to his chest, but he needed to check the facts to see if it was true.
“Now, the meat is here, and I’ll pick it up while grilling, so you guys eat the meat with Hetbahn.”
“Huh!”
“I’ll eat well! Ah!”
– Well, well.
The meat that came into my mouth began to spurt out the juices and make my mouth happy. Literally juicy harmony.
The more you chew the meat, the more happiness spreads in your mouth.
“Mum mum, delicious!”
Eun-je, who munched the meat in front of me, must have been really hungry. After filling her mouth with meat, she swallowed it without even realizing how hot it was.
Yeh seemed to have succeeded in something even if he did a mukbang in addition to being an editor. I eat a lot, but it’s unexpectedly pretty and everything goes to my heart.
“I’m going to drink at night, so let’s have a drink.”
Alcohol.
After all, when you go camping, the finishing touches are meat and alcohol.
There is no other happiness like this if you drink and inhale the fresh air as a snack while drinking alcohol.
I put the rings in my mouth one by one, slowly finishing my best meal.
I didn’t grill it myself, but the body smelled of meat, but it was not unexpectedly disgusting, but the smell stimulated people’s appetite.
“Jaejun-ah, after you’ve finished eating, would you like to take a walk and look around?”
“Okay. But it’s all forest around here, so let’s spray it so that bugs don’t stick to it.”
“I’m coming too.”
I started preparing to move around by spraying the bugs around me to keep them away.
Even though it is autumn, it is good to spray as much as possible because you do not know what kind of bugs will come out in the mountains. After everything was prepared, we slowly wandered around holding on to our bloated stomachs.
“Eunjae, are you pregnant? Your stomach is full?”
Hehe, the boss and my baby are here, so don’t mess around.”
“Damn it.”
Her stomach was slightly swollen, so she tried to make a joke, but instead, Eun-je acted as if she was real, stroking her belly.
“I feel it when I walk through the woods.”
“Huh.”
“What if we see a snake while walking?”
“Puh, sister… Aren’t you worried too much? Why do snakes appear in the fall in the first place…”
– Tsutsutsu.
Why did a calf appear in front of us that must now continue to eat for hibernation?
Frightened by the appearance of the terrifying snake, we took a slight backward step and moved further back.
“Fuck, shit! Isn’t that bastard a poisonous snake?”
“The head is triangular? It must have come out wrong when it came out of the snake’s egg!”
“Maybe it’s just a viper?”
Whether it was a venomous snake or just a regular snake, it didn’t matter now. It’s a problem to just run away with that snake in front of you.
No one seems to be running away, so should I start first?
“Ah, what are you doing? Don’t run away.”
“Uh?”
After that, I didn’t even look back and went back the way we had walked. No, it’s not a problem that snakes come out of the mountain, but why are they coming out now?
We all ran away together and sat at the glamping site, holding on to our slightly sore stomachs, looking at the scenery and checking to see if anyone was coming.
‘Did someone come next to me at some point?’
There was no one before, but now there is again?
As expected, autumn camping was also famous, and people were busy unpacking their bags and working in places that hadn’t been there before.
Now… Let’s see.
There is one male and one female. Are you a couple?
It would be more correct to think of them as a couple or a married couple because they look too different to be considered siblings.
“Baby, will the kids be at home?”
“Anyway, there are a lot of people in the house, so it’ll be fine.”
The short woman and man naturally started unpacking their luggage and preparing lamps and fires while talking about children, whether they were married or not.
Judging by the speed at which both of them unpack, it’s not normal, right?
“Oh, hello!”
“Hello.”
Suddenly, while working, a man met my eyes and greeted me with a warm smile. Accepting his greeting naturally, I slowly approached him.
“I guess you two came camping?”
“Ah, yes! I think it’s a bit early to come with the kids, so we came together to make it feel like we were newlyweds.”
You both look young, but you’re raising a child?
I couldn’t believe that he had a child compared to his appearance, but he gave a rough nod and continued the conversation.
“We came with two women and one man.”
“Oh, you’re here with the ladies. If you’ve bought a lot of alcohol, would you like to drink it together tonight?”
“Um… Let’s discuss it first.”
I liked the offer to have a drink together, but it seemed a little too rude to decide on my own, so it seemed appropriate to ask Eun-je and Jae-yeon before deciding.
First of all, after falling away from the man next to her, they lay down next to Eun-je, who was fiddling with her cell phone in the camp, and looked at her cell phone together.
“What, see?”
“American memes.”
In the video on the cell phone, there were videos of several people playing dog drip and playing various pranks.
It’s not informative, but it’s a video that I’m gradually inhaling.
Since I was lying comfortably next to her, my posture was uncomfortable, so I slightly raised my right leg on top of Eun-je and adjusted my posture.
“Eunja, let’s see something else besides this.”
“Well, ah… Ah right! I downloaded the movie. Do you want to watch it together?”
“Good.”
After all, if you come camping, we should watch a movie together.
I still hugged Eun-je’s soft body and watched a movie together.
I wouldn’t say that the movie itself is very interesting, but somehow, seeing it here, I felt like even the most boring movie was just fun.
Except for Clementine, of course.
“Huh, isn’t it uncomfortable, boss? Shall I raise my legs completely on top of me?”
“That’s fine too.”
Before going to bed, he hugged Eun-je as if he were hugging a teddy bear, and naturally placed his right hand on his lower belly.
– Pounding, pounding.
I seem to hear the sound of drums in a certain beat somewhere, but where is it coming from?
“Aren’t we like a couple because we’re like this?”
“Don’t be a jerk, Eunje.”
“Do you guys pose like this with friends like that?”
I heard and saw it. Originally, between men and women in general, they do not lean on each other or put their legs on top of others and hug each other.
As I moved away from my soft body, I also took out my phone. Wouldn’t it be right to leave him because he’s uncomfortable?
“Please stick with me again.”
“No, I think you’re uncomfortable, so I’m going to leave you.”
“Oh, please.”
No, I have no intention of going back.
No, if I liked being attached, I should have stayed silent.
Humans always make wrong choices and regret it later. It’s like a raccoon who received cotton candy and lost it without being able to eat it while trying to wash it in water.
“Haa… But isn’t it a little bit like looking at our cell phones after we come camping?”
“What are you talking about?”
When you come camping, you don’t just look at your phone, but it’s natural to look around other places or go out to play because you’re in the mountains.
But hikikomori like us came here and only looked at our phones.
“Then, shall we go out again and say hello to our poisonous love?”
“It’s not like that… Wait a minute. What did Nero do?”
“Nero? Nero left it for a while with Jaehee noona who lives upstairs?”
***
“Ungnyangnyang!”
“Hey!! Why are your fingernails so sharp! Didn’t Jaejoon cut them?”
Jaehee, who was taking care of Nero at her house, suddenly glared at her cat, who had gently cut her fingernails on the back of her hand, and gently grabbed her paw.
Claws in the form of sharp hooks that suddenly popped out when she pressed her soft jelly with her hand.
If he had grown as big as a tiger, she might have gotten her hamstrings.
“Honestly, don’t you think you should cut your toenails a bit?”
-Shaking my head.
“No, let’s trim the front a little bit.”
-Shaking my head.
“Ha… Don’t do that.”
“Ungnyang!”
Wanting Jaejun to do something she couldn’t do, she first asked her cat for a doctor, but the cat seemed to hate cutting her toenails.
But now that I think about it, I’m curious. He unexpectedly seems to understand everything I say. Isn’t his intelligence a bit high?
“Nero, hand.”
“Yes.”
“Foot.”
“Nya-nyang.”
“Backflip.”
– Poof!
I’ll bet This guy’s head is at least a kindergartener or higher.
Even a puppy is difficult to train, but if you can do it right away just by talking, you might have a much higher intelligence than you think.
Then, before Jaejoon comes, shall we make him learn his personal skills?
“Nero, I’ll give you a snack, so do the motion I’m telling you.”
“Yes?”
I’m going to start my super cat assistant from today.
Nero is a more docile, obedient cat with a lot of talent.
Of course, I will train with snacks.
