Chapter 156 – An Uncomfortable Accord With the Landlord
-Who are you? Are you a real girlfriend?
-Me
– Rock
-Me
– Rock
-No, I told you to copy bj. What if I bring the controversy of those days as it is?
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: ? Why is that person over there?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Why? And why are the clothes so thin?
Jaehee, who had just come out of the room, looked at me in surprise and quickly began to judge the situation. His eyes rolled here and there, but he naturally came next to me as if he realized something.
Then, he put his arm on top of my shoulder like a shoulder strap and looked at the screen and smiled.
“Ugh~! Lee Jae-hee, your moderator, stole it.”
“Sister, don’t you think we shouldn’t play around now?”
“Okay?”
What I tried to do was just go with dog drip, and I tried to get viewers’ laughter by acting something unnatural.
Of course our viewers…
-So why are you two together? Savage?
“Ew, now, now, don’t roll weird rice cakes and listen.”
I stood up and pointed my finger at the light fixture Jaehee had repaired earlier.
“You see it up here?”
-But why is only one on?
– So you’re a girlfriend?
-Ah haha Anyway, I’m asking you to pretend you don’t know, you squeamish bitches~.
“As soon as I came in, it was smashed, so I called the landlord and repaired it. This is the landlord.”
When I guided Jaehee with the palm of my hand, I awkwardly looked at the cam and waved her hand.
It seemed that the public sentiment of the viewers had subsided little by little, but there was still a lot of public opinion that was suspicious. The landlord, who should have gone home after repairs, seemed to have slept in the room, and was not dressed lightly, so he tried to continue the conversation naturally.
He got up from his chair and ordered Jaehee.
“Jaehee noona.”
“Why?”
“Get down on the floor.”
Jaehee lies on the cold floor obediently to my words.
The boiler on the floor was not turned on, so I slowly lay down in the position I was receiving a massage while frowning.
“Why did you wear it lightly? Kufufu, you wore it lightly like this~”
Just like I used to give a massage, I showed the viewers the way I stepped on my back.
“Yeah, ma, that’s right…! It’s nice there.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae] : Just hearing the fucking sound sounds like a jerk.
-[Dkwl321] : Shh, Yasjung.
-[Jimpija]: So you two are dating?
-[Irregular woman]: Fuck you bastard… After that, the two of you will go on a trip to the beach and eat rice cakes later…
“Haa, trust those who believe, and don’t believe if you don’t want to believe!
Those who understand will understand anyway, and those who will doubt it to the end will not believe it until the end no matter what I explain, so I decided to just continue this public opinion as it is.
People are just after fun anyway. Anyway, if you do some content, you will become quiet on your own, and if you give me a subscription, you will become quiet like a pig.
I think my TV jjambab, which I worked for several months, told me to do that.
“Is it done now?”
“Perhaps? But what were you going to say?”
“Um, uh… I was going to ask if I could order something to eat when it was getting dark.”
R r r r r…
When I heard the sound of rice, my body reacted first and started leaking the information that I was hungry.
It must be because I didn’t eat and broadcast because I was giving a massage earlier.
“Then, what shall we order? You can do a mukbang while the broadcast is on.”
“Oh! Good idea~ Isn’t your head spinning just like you these days?”
They eat together and earn money through broadcasting.
It seemed like the best scenario ever. Broadcasters always suffer from a lack of content.
To solve that, I just need to digest my life itself as content.
I give people vicarious satisfaction by eating, and I get money from them.
“So what do you want to eat? Chicken? No, if you’re going to eat it with rice, how about steamed chicken?”
“Jjimdak?”
“Yeah, there’s a place called Bacteriostatic Steamed Chicken, right? Let’s order it boneless and eat it comfortably.”
My mouth watered as I imagined steamed chicken for the first time in a while.
Steamed chicken with white rice and red sauce. Just thinking about it already makes me salivate.
[Teeling!]
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 1,000 won.]
Who is innocent without foundation? Isn’t boneless meat eaten only by babies?
“Damn it~ Boneless meat is easy to eat, don’t you know it’s soft?”
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 1,000 won.]
Haha Gatle bitch~ If you like something with bones, eat hangover soup haha.
-Can’t you guys who like bones just eat bones? Why do you live?
-It’s not a necromancer, what kind of bones do you eat~ Just die.
-Do kids who eat boneless lose their teeth?
– All old bitches like boneless meat…
All of a sudden, the boneless blue and the bone blue suddenly started to break out as they slandered each other. As I expected, the relationship between me and Jaehee just ended like a water rocket.
I laughed and watched the viewers fight silently.
“Hmm~ Hmm~.”
While watching them fight, I felt like I had an ingenious idea. If you’re going to fight like this, it’s better to watch while making money.
Moving the mouse quickly, I opened a white notepad and wrote something inside.
[Steamed Chicken Controversy]
[Bone kill: 0]
[Bone: 0]
Note: 1 vote per 1,000 can be deducted.
“Come on, come on! Don’t just fight with words, show off who’s superior with your financial resources~.”
-?
-Is this bastard really a bastard? He’s a scary guy who knows how to make money.
-You fucking think we’re going to spend money on this? Can I save that money and spend it all at once?
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
Yeah~ Skeleton bitches~ They talk slickly, but in the end, they don’t spend money because they’re scared, right? How many dogs?
“Ah, Sanu noona paid 10,000 won! Thank you Nyan~ Thank you! First of all, add 10 to the boneless!”
By changing the number of votes in the notepad, I showed the viewers that the Boneless faction was going more favorably.
Originally, people only talk smoothly if someone doesn’t step up, but the moment someone mounts a gun, they rush at you.
As expected, many people started done to vote, starting with Rover.
[Jingpija sponsored 1,000 won.]
I vote for the bone!!
[Gompungi sponsored 5,000 won.]
I also got 5 votes for the bone.
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 5,000 won.]
Yes~ 5 net insecticides are deducted~ haha.
-Soonsalryun, suddenly no one comes out except for one?
– These great girls who only talk slickly are dying.
-Why don’t you, lol goddamn girls? Did you run away to eat raw?
-Yeah, it’s charging, so shut up, old ladies.
-Bitch lovers are told to eat fried bones?
“Uh-huh, don’t just curse at each other. Don’t just talk, prove it with support.”
As they kept pushing people to quickly prove their support through sponsorship, they started deducting and adding to each other to see if they caught fire on their own.
Fun.
And I’m happy to make money.
A smile seemed to be in full bloom on my face.
“Jaejun, aren’t the kids just exploding like this? I think they’re overheating?”
Jaehee, who was watching the broadcast from the side, secretly whispered her thoughts in my ear, as if it seemed dangerous.
It seems a little overheated, but if you ban a few people, it will take care of itself.
-[Sarigario Mangko]: These bitches bring our Excellency Doo-hee Jeon?!
“Ugh, you’re too dangerous.”
[Sarigario Mankko has been banned.]
Too risky in this way.
-[Poodle guy] : Fucking bitches with a boneless look! Tear it up uh!?
“Let’s tear you first.”
[Poodle guy got banned.]
People with higher levels were also banned together.
As I slowly entered the chat window management, people also seemed to be cautious and withdraw when it was dangerous.
Of course, only the chat window has become docile, but the support window…
[Foxju sponsored 50,000 won.]
Skeletons are showing up today. 50 votes in the name of the noble Boneless Princess.
– Kihya!!!!
– I’m in the middle of the day~~~ Bung!
– Skeleton bitches won’t say anything because they’re scared now, right?
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: I think I touched this rice cake for no reason. Should I edit this?
“Eunje, the editor you chose! Absolutely! It’s not easy! Kufufu, absolutely keep editing!”
After realizing that the beehive she was touching was a wasp’s nest, Eun-je seems to have stopped chatting and started just looking around. Maybe it’s editing points or deciding what to do.
“Jaejun, I just got steamed chicken, but are they still fighting?”
“Do you think so?”
We warmed up the rice and slowly started preparing for the mukbang.
As I peeled off the hot plastic lid, I put the red and beautiful boneless steamed chicken in my mouth.
The taste of soft lean meat and spicy seasoning.
As expected, boneless chicken is the best, isn’t it too much of a waste to take time to eat boneless chicken in the first place?
I’d rather have it raw from the beginning and eat it comfortably.
“Jaejunie, what do you prefer, bone or boneless?”
“I’m a boneless. Who’s your sister?”
“I like both, but I prefer the comfortable boneless.”
I high-fived Jaehee and I ate delicious steamed chicken.
