Chapter 116 – Mesgaki and Alcohol
Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cuphead.
Under the care of Elder Water Tong, he lived without worry. One day, the cuphead girl wandered far from her home and ended up at the Angel’s Casino, which was in heaven.
There, he won a winning streak, and the devil, the owner of the casino, appeared and made a bet and threw dice…
“There is no need for a story! All I want is combat!”
As soon as I started the game, I listened to the story, and I skipped it and tried to quickly move on to the tutorial.
I’m sure most people know about it because other streamers have already told us a lot about it.
If it was a Korean dub, I would have heard it, but it was better to just skip it because it was annoying to read with subtitles.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts]: They advertise that they want to get hit quickly haha
-[D-cup certified year]: Delete it, kid~
-[Chinjugari]: I think a small male prostitute would look bad instead of a cuphead girl.
-[Dkwl321] : Uh huh…
“If you are curious about the story, go to Me Tube and look around, it will come out right away!”
I ignored people’s reactions and started playing the game. The first place I came out seemed to be a tutorial place.
A key button is drawn on the map, and it is made so that you can move over only by using that button, so that you can quickly get used to the key.
The basic control method is not difficult, but how to say… Feeling a little uncomfortable?
It fires bullets, but it is very inconvenient to shoot in an octagon instead of 360 degrees. The key itself is simple, but the key setting is inconvenient?
There are some flaws that are revealed little by little, but it’s basically fun, so I think it’ll be okay.
“Okay, since the tutorial is over, let’s go straight to the boss!”
Sangteuk. Run the boss right away with a nopakkku.
Since I’m a real man, I thought I could run as the boss right away. One of the lessons I learned from Tacken was that newbies adapt quickly if they learn while being hit.
I’m a newbie to this game, so won’t it get better if I get hit anyway?
The deceased who lived in the famous Deep Dark Souls said that newbies are cute and kawaii, so it’s okay to attack them.
“Take it! A cute and cute newbie goes!”
[You died]
“What is it… Why is this death? Are you sure you parried the pink tan?”
In the previous tutorial, the pink bullets were said to be parrying, so I pressed the jump key, but I took damage and died.
Sudden death threw me questions and gave viewers a very good feed of fun and teasing.
-[Best Jaehee] : Haha
-[Jiyunyunyun] : I have to press it one more time.
-[Brusu] : I’m here for the first time today. Does this person have dyslexia?
– No, it’s just stupid.
-Are you going to get to level 7 with this?
“What? Am I dyslexic? Then let’s see if you can read this too?”
[Brsu has been temporarily kicked out.]
Today, I will use you as an example to discipline the viewers. In the original broadcast, if you choose one person and kill him, it will become quiet on its own.
Of course, it works not only in broadcasting, but also in politics and leadership.
“Kufufu, can you still read this? What is it? Why can’t I read? Aren’t you dyslexic too?”
-It’s fucking scary…
-I’m going to buy a little today…
– Everyone, throw away your weapons!!!
– Haha
-If it’s not me~~~~ It’s okay!!!!!
[Ding Dong!]
[Young & Rich Jihee sponsored 10,000 won.]
30,000 won if you wake up within 3 minutes.
“Call! Now that I know how to parry properly, I say break up unconditionally~ Prepare some money, Dontongnim♥”
While looking at the support, I retried the boss fight again.
Unlike before, my fingers began to fly freely over the sea of keyboards and trample the boss.
Those who have to parry parry. Avoid what needs to be avoided. When the energy is gathered, it inflicts extreme damage with a special move.
It is to embody the ideal play that people think of with my body. The perfect play that people admire and I get paid for.
And…
[You died]
Same goes for Yu Da-hee.
“This, this… I was beaten because I didn’t know the pattern! No, why did frog-like guys suddenly merge and turn into slot machines? And what is that strange pattern?”
No matter how good your physical skills are and how well you play games, if you don’t know the pattern of this type of game, you will be beaten.
If you don’t know the timing to hit and the timing to avoid, you’ll keep getting twisted.
It is to experience the same experience as our life in this game.
[Ding Dong!]
[Young & Rich Jihee sponsored 1,000 won.]
Jjool?
“My, I can’t be afraid…! Keep an eye on the money box…!”
I tried retrying again.
Failed.
No, it didn’t fail, but it failed terribly. Due to the nature of this game, it shows how far you have progressed when you die, but I died right before the end.
-Lol
-No, why don’t you use the skill? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not?
– A box of money? Crap!!!
-You’re just like Tekken haha
– Fuck it!
“You, you guys, uh… You can’t do it anyway! These crappy females!!! My… There’s no way I can lose like this?”
It’s strange Don Misae Shin Jae-joon succeeds in almost all missions, but why does he fail?
Before that, I didn’t know the pattern, so I tried to save my skill this time, but I couldn’t break it at the end. Even if I used only a little skill, I would have broken it…
If that’s the case, I might have to put my all on this game and see the match.
“This time it will definitely succeed!”
But it failed.
This time, I just lost my concentration and wasted too much stamina in the beginning, so I died.
The mission, which cost three lives, eventually failed. I became a crappy streamer who couldn’t win the game.
– Haha
– Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
-Ah~ I’m so fucking bad, I’ll just fold it haha.
-Here ♥ Heo ♥ Heo ♥ Heo ♥ Heo ♥ Heo ♥ Heo ♥
Viewers laughed, and the evil money box that I walked on a mission made me a laughing stock.
If you guys make fun of me, I have no choice but to become a devil. Osgaki Meki, a demon who likes to tease hell.
The profile of the viewer who walked the mission was transmitted to the broadcast screen by moving the mouse. I just kept silent without saying anything and slowly placed my mouse pointer on her lifeline.
[Do you want to temporarily leave?]
Yes / No
“Whoa… Will you just give me the money~ Or will you give it to me after being banned? Dontongnim says I’m always ready to ban♥”
-[Young & Richie Jihee]: This tlqkf… Money-crazed bastard.
“So I will give it to you.”
I spread out 10 fingers and folded them one by one according to a certain timing.
As the number of fingers decreased one by one, people’s reactions got hotter and the chat window started to go up quickly.
If another streamer had done this, it would probably have been stuffed and upset, but I’ve been doing this since the first broadcast, so it was a generally understanding atmosphere.
No, on the contrary, I like to be alone.
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae] : Good~~~! If it’s not me, it’s okay!!
-[Mekijoa!] : So who wants to drag it? So who’s going to drag it? So who’s going to drag it? So who’s going to drag it? So who’s going to drag it?
-[Farming Yellowy]: Haha
Look at this, don’t you really like it?
If my viewers want it and I want it, it’s all good. Just now, I folded one more finger and split the threads.
He slightly raised one corner of his mouth while showing his sharp fangs.
[Ding Dong!]
[Young & Rich Jihee sponsored 30,000 won.]
W… Here’s my friend’s money.
“Okay? Well, this is enough~ Please use it often from now on, Dontong-nim♥ And Pongpong girls, prepare money~.”
My harp has just begun. Greed will gradually grow as you eat the money you receive from collections.
Endless growth, infinite possibilities. I am the head of these money boxes and a money madman.
Well, there are no missions, but when I had a boss fight again, I passed it easily. Is it because I received money, or is it the feeling that my money has increased?
***
“Hello everyone! This is Song Ha-yoon!”
Song Ha-yoon, who spoke out very naturally as usual, let the viewers know that she had come.
Around 3 minutes after the broadcast was turned on, the number of viewers exceeded 1000 and continued to grow.
For her as a major streamer on Twitch, her viewership numbers were merely an indicator of her self-popularity.
The computer screen is broadcast, but the cam has not been played yet, so the cam has been raised.
“That’s right~ Everyone, I told you I was hosting guests the other day. I decided which person to bring it this time.”
-[Injustice]: Who are you? Are you finally going to marry your mother?
-[We had a duel] : Mom… I’m determined… I want to see my mom fight.
-[Songzoku] : Our gazokus are always waiting!
“Hey, you guys, stop trying to force yourself to fall in love! So, not all men run away!”
It might be because Song Ha-yoon’s eccentricities were not common.
“First of all, I’ve invited a cute person, so please look forward to it.”
– Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
-Man? Seeing as he said he was cute, he must be a man?
Several chats went up, but she just watched and didn’t say anything. She just raised the corners of her mouth as she licked her lips with her tongue.
