Chapter 15 – Episode 15
After the failure of Im Eo-jeong, the branch leader stood up helplessly.
Grab the ball with both hands! After hitting him, he focused his eyes and walked towards the waiting citizens.
“Thank you for waiting!”
“Our psychic association, Dalseong District, is chasing down evil villains with the help of Lim Eo-jeong, an S-class psychic!!”
“We are successfully collecting information, so we will bring you good news soon!!”
The branch manager who calmed the citizens slowly walked over and stood in front of Bae Ji-su and us.
“I’m sorry. “I said that, but the probability of failure is very high.”
“It’s okay… Lim Eo-jeong failed…”
“The association will provide as much support as possible for Miss Hanna, so please be kind to her.”
“Yes…”
The branch manager lightly tapped Bae Ji-su on the shoulder and turned around.
Lim Eo-jeong also bowed his head towards us again and entered the building with the branch manager.
The public who did not know the facts left with positive thoughts.
We who know the facts.
“Shall we go back today?”
“Ugh… I understand.”
“Kyusso… Damn villains.”
“Yes.”
It moved with a sad atmosphere, as if someone had died.
“Jinsu. You said it was close to home, right? “I’m out of my mind.”
“Thank you for your thoughts.”
“No. Quickly go in and rest. See you tomorrow.”
“Please go in.”
Starting with Kim Ji-ho, Bae Ji-soo and Lee Seo-jin also returned.
If I had a motorcycle or a car, I would have run away, but since I was a runner, I unintentionally stayed until the end.
If I stayed, it would only arouse suspicion, so when I was about to go back, a sparrow came running towards me.
“Yo-dong jeoong!!”
Should I say I’m not a virgin now?
‘No. If you say something for no reason, your abilities can be revealed.’
Anyway, he wasn’t planning on making fun of me, so he was calling me by his nickname.
The sparrow in front of me showed me the paper with a bright expression, as if she didn’t know how her situation was going.
“Ta-da~ Look at this~ Lim Eo-jeong’s handwritten autograph! Are you jealous? Are you jealous? Uh-huh,~ Even if you look at it that way, I won’t give it to you~ I can’t give it to you~”
“Okay. You should do a lot, bastard.”
“Ugh. “Today is a happy day, so why not eat Eunmi Chicken?”
“Tired.”
“Gigi~ Eunmi chicken yamiyami shot by an employed porn star~”
“Crazy bastard.”
I bought chicken and brought it home.
Sparrow, who was enjoying beer and chicken, lay down on the bed.
“Anyway, that villain was really crazy too.”
“… Villains are all crazy.”
“Still. How could you think of raping a psychic in front of the Psychic Association?”
“Kkkk idiot is also an idiot? “You’re openly provoking the association, right?”
I had no intention of doing so.
It’s just that the dick moves as it should?!
The sparrow, whether aware of my feelings or not, listed the villain’s miserable future.
Although Im Eo-jeong is said to have failed, the incident caught the attention of the association.
As I forced myself to eat chicken and drink beer without knowing when or how it would be resolved, a question came to mind.
“By the way, Sparrow. What is numbering?”
“Eh?! “You’re a psychic, and you don’t even know numbering?”
“Until a few days ago, I was just an ordinary editor.”
“But you still have superpowers! Don’t just look at women, watch the news too! Oh? Did you like the rhyme?”
“Damn! Besides, watching porn is my job?!”
“I’m so fucking jealous of that! “I also give old mom porn!”
“Yes~ There is a mole next to Minoyaki Shiro’s pussy~”
“Kano Hanazawa’s loss of a virgin is seen as a no-mosaic~”
“You envious bastard!”
“Okay, what is the numbering?”
As I asked while drinking beer, the guy got up from the bed.
“Ugh. Numbering is literally numbers.”
“You don’t know that!”
“Calm down and listen, dude. “You know the first 100 awakened people, right?”
“Uh. Lim Eo-jeong said that was it. “I heard it today.”
“Crazy guy. He was really an old-fashioned kid who didn’t know the times.”
“Nut~ I’m a fossil~ So?”
“Awakenings are all random. “What kind of superpower will be awakened, how strong the superpower will be, and when it will awaken.”
“A child awakened today and may be stronger than I. A child woke up yesterday and may be weaker than you. It’s all just random. But. Oh, I eat chicken legs?”
“Eat you all!”
The sparrow continued speaking while putting the last chicken leg in its mouth.
“But the first 100 people. Numbers are different. Number 1, the first of the firsts, is the strongest, and number 100, the last of the firsts, is the weakest. Even number 100, which is said to be weak, is a monster by our standards, right?”
“How many times is Lim Eo-jeong?”
“It’s number 87.”
‘Im Eo-jeong definitely said it.’
[The fact that I couldn’t read it… Probably means that it was the work of someone with a higher numbering than me.]
Obviously, I woke up quickly.
I think it was probably done right after the earthquake.
Compared to other superpowers, I was insignificant and like an idiot, so I kept hiding it, but I was awakened! I did it early.
That means…
‘Could it be that I am Numbers?!’
“Hey. “Have all the numbers been revealed?”
“Cellar? “What?”
“Eat it all and answer now, bastard, the meat is fried.”
“Gulp. Crazy guy? “I asked you while you were eating!”
“You just have to eat everything and answer! Are you going to do the cleaning?!”
“Of course not!”
“See how proud it is? So, are there any numbers that haven’t been revealed yet?”
“Uh. “We still don’t know whether about 20 people died before it was revealed or whether they were not registered.”
“I see.”
Gradually, [I, the Munchkin] Hypothesis became true.
‘I can’t even catch a single F-class monster, but Munchkins are damn good.’
I am a person who knows reality well.
Even now, if you get caught, you could die right away.
‘Let’s not show off and live quietly…’
After redefining my life’s motto, while sucking on the chicken neck, another question occurred to me.
“But how did you know about number 87? “There are still many people who don’t know.”
“Cellar? That is right.”
“Eat everything and answer!”
“I guess I know the numbers subconsciously. “How many times have you been there?”
“Hmm? So you’re saying there’s no evidence? The person who woke up today is pretending to be crazy, and I am number 7!! Even if you shout, you won’t know.”
“Crazy guy? “There is the greatest evidence.”
“What is it?”
“Power.”
“Ah.”
Even Lim Eo-jeong has the crazy ability to see the past and future.
There are only number 87, which can be considered the power of God, but what about number 86? Furthermore, what about number 1?
“Who is number 1?”
“Copper in America.”
“Copper?”
“I heard your full name, but I forgot it. I heard that he has SSS level abilities and can copy everything that exists in this world. So I added ER to the copy and called it Copper.”
“You can copy everything? Without restrictions?”
“You said that’s what you said? So even if I fight number 2, I win. “I copy and use ability number 2.”
Than a powerful force that copies anything and dominates the world.
“You’re crazy. So, are you drinking the highest quality stamina potion like water?”
“Maybe?”
I was more envious of his incompetence.
The day after I craved chicken and beer.
“Huh?! All right! “I’ll go right now!”
“You crazy guy! “Take out the trash!”
“Good luck!”
The sparrow accelerated away.
“Damn you bastard. I also buy chicken. I also buy beer. Furthermore, I also do the cleaning. What on earth?”
While I was cleaning and grumbling, my cell phone rang.
“Ah! Who is it again?”
I was already annoyed, but the phone call that came after I was holding a garbage bag in both hands made me even more angry.
I furrowed my brow and looked at her cell phone.
[Bae Ji-su]
“… What time is it?”
9:17 AM.
“Fucked!!”
2nd day after joining the company.
I was late for two days in a row.
“Jinsu. You are now a member of society. “I’m an office worker.”
“It is a sacrifice…”
“Ugh… But I came an hour earlier than yesterday. Go to your seat and sit down.”
“Yep.”
I sat down on my chair and looked around as I was told, but I was dumbfounded.
Kim Hanna’s seat was empty, as if she hadn’t gone to work.
“Ugh. Ugh. Kannajjaeung… I love it!”
Seojin Lee is a life-sized hugging pillow. She was holding the dakimakura in her arms and drooling.
At least Kim Ji-ho is a normal person.
“Kkuk… Drurp… Kkuk! Pihyuung…”
I was sleeping on the only sofa in the office.
“Um… Team leader?”
“Why?”
“If this is going to happen, why do you go to work?”
Bae Ji-soo chuckled as he looked around with cold eyes and spoke.
“Non-comparative. “We need to gather at the office first, so we can leave at any time.”
“Ah.”
“Besides, you get paid. “At least go to work.”
“All right. “Can I play a game?”
“As you please. Instead, wear earphones.”
This workplace is really shit.
Since there were no games to play, I tried to edit, but I couldn’t because there was nothing from security to editing programs.
While I was watching [Positionix] Or [Scroll Company], Bae Ji-soo came next to me.
“What are you going to buy?”
“Aren’t my abilities a bit poor? “I want to buy something like this and be of some help.”
Of course it’s me.
As soon as you open your mouth, words will come out.
Bae Ji-soo smiled softly and patted my back as if that phrase had caught on.
“I’m proud of you. “Compared to those two people, they are human.”
“No. “I will try harder.”
“Okay. Is there anything you need… Oh, that’s right. “Wait a minute?”
Bae Ji-soo took the paper from her desk and handed it to me.
“The deposit will be along with next month’s salary.”
“Deposit?”
“You caught the villain yesterday. Performance bonus.”
“Oh!”
All I did was follow Kim Ji-ho and tear up five scrolls, but it was a bonus!
I read the report with a grin, and it said it would be 300,000 won.
I tore 5 pieces.
Since it was a counterfeit product, no money was spent, but on the surface, 10 million won was spent.
But the bonus is 30?
“… Is it a minus?”
“So who wants to tear up five of those expensive scrolls?”
As expected, society is difficult.
Tired of searching, I went to [Edit] Again.
Ultimately, the more I use my [Edit], The higher its level.
Although there is a disadvantage in that you have to feel overloaded to gain experience points, you can still become stronger than others.
‘Is this really how I level up by myself?’
Although it was synonymous with munchkin.
‘When will I level up and become stronger…’
Munchkin was too far away.
Still, if you don’t forget your only strength and work hard to grow, someday!!
Nod your head and copy copy the object on the other side of the monitor.
When my head starts to hurt, I loosen it and release it.
I continued to work hard to undo the copy until it was time to leave work, and then a text appeared on the black monitor that I turned off to leave work.
[Edit] LV.5
You can edit what you see.
‘Yass!! This is it!!’
