Chapter 393 – Welcome to the Infinite Labyrinth! (5)
At Fermaten Square, the succubi of the Condom Fortress stand guard.
I almost created the system.
There were many soldiers who were excellent at tactics, including Joanna, but I was the best when it came to building a fortress and waging a ‘siege war’ in this way.
The succubi standing on top of the fortress stand close to their military standards.
He stands with his gun pointed forward, ready to shoot the imperial army in one second whenever they come out of the infinite labyrinth.
Those intense eyes are so strong that they do not fade even when a naked man erects his cock right in front of her.
It is said that soldiers get erections just by looking at a woman, but it is not easy for succubi to stand guard with a system like the modern one.
We have to guard the fortress 24 hours a day, but you never know when the imperial army that enters the infinite labyrinth will come out.
There were times when the imperial army did not come out for an hour.
There was also a case where hundreds of people ran out for 13 minutes.
There were cases where people jumped out at intervals of 4, 7, or 1 minute and announced their intention to surrender.
A similar situation occurred in which a war broke out with North Korea, where North Korea forced civilians to wear military uniforms and gave them swords instead of guns.
Since it is a medieval fantasy world, the Mongolian method of ‘kill all those with dicks smaller than 3 cm’ and ‘kill all those larger than a wheel’ is not a big problem.
Kill all enemies.
After killing the captives, they only capture useful ones among the living ones – more precisely, when they are nobles and can pay compensation for the liberation of the hostages from their families.
Other than that, you don’t have to worry about killing them all and putting them to sleep to prevent unnecessary consumption of food resources.
That’s common sense in this world.
However, Permaton, Minjeongism is different.
The dictator who rules this land, the President of the Big Thing – Rouge Permaten, who can be called president for short, is different.
Like right now.
Jeopuk, Jeopuk.
A group of imperial soldiers comes out.
They looked at each other and ran outside, then glanced back and approached in small steps.
“Count. Shall we play it?”
“Hmm. Turn it on slowly starting from number 1.”
Although he looked tired, Jurdias pressed one of the magic stones in front of him.
[You are surrounded.]
As soon as the magic stone pressed by Jurdias begins to sparkle, my voice spreads throughout the square.
[I am Rouge Permaten. The owner of this labyrinth city. If you surrender obediently, there will be no bloodshed.]
“Play immediately twice.”
[Men of the Empire. You have been deceived. Until now…]
“What are they doing—!!”
Drop.
Jur Dias raised his hand, which was resting on his number 2 magic stone.
My voice, which had been spreading throughout the square, stopped, and instead, someone else’s nervous shouting filled the square.
“Rush towards the enemy! Kill them and take over this city! That’s how we survive!”
In the square visible through the burn magic stone screen, a bald man was shouting at the knights without a helmet.
Although his armor was thick, it seemed as if he had not trained it well on a regular basis, and he was a man who looked very uncomfortable in his heavy armor.
“Rush now! Advance! Fight! And kill!! Do you want to grab the goblins below again!!”
A man who appeared to be a commander, not a knight, drew his sword towards the hesitant soldiers.
“If you don’t advance immediately, I, the Earl of Asmouth, will not forgive you!!”
[If you don’t forgive, what will you do?]
My voice resonates.
[If you want to advance your soldiers like that, take the lead and come in first. Earl of Asmouth.]
I patted the back of Jurdias, who was shaking his head at me right next to me, and continued speaking into the microphone with the magic stone, not the magic stone with no number written on it.
[While giving orders to the soldiers to go to their deaths, he himself refuses to move even a single step?]
“W-what… !”
[If you are confident, come forward.]
“Hmph…! Then you, the demon lord, come out yourself!”
The Earl of Asmouth raises his head stiffly and provokes me in return.
“I’m hiding behind the scenes and mobilizing succubi to defend myself! In fact, I’m giving orders to my soldiers and having sex on the bed!”
[That is correct. However, one thing was wrong.]
I held on tightly to the microphone.
“We were having sex in the command center right here in front of you, not on the bed.”
I drew the curtain and went outside, throwing taffy at the Earl of Asmouth beyond the fountain.
“I usually don’t say anything directly, but it’s morning and I’m in a good mood. There’s never another chance like this. I’ll give a dick to whoever surrenders now.”
“!!”
The soldiers are agitated.
“Don’t be fooled! It’s the devil’s trap!!”
“The Empire cut off your balls. If I were in the same position as you, I would have been cut off without any resistance. Some people even say that the front part was cut off while it was erect.”
That was actually the case.
The testimonies of the soldiers who surrendered before the Earl of Asmouth were full of horrific events that are difficult to put into words.
“You are being deceived. Even now.”
“It’s a lie! It’s a coaxing story from the Demon King, who treats even succubi mercilessly! Kill that person right now! Then, the battle is over!!”
If there were archers, arrows would have been flying, but there were no archers in the army under the Earl of Asmouth.
Either you were intercepted while fighting goblins in the Infinite Labyrinth, or you haven’t been able to get out from the first floor entrance yet.
“You had to remove peanuts because it was an order from the emperor. It must have been unfair. However, according to the words of the priests of those who removed peanuts, you must have heard that nobles and knights also removed peanuts.”
“!!”
“Even the nobles were removed, so what power do ordinary people have to refuse removal? They took the initiative and removed them first, so you had no choice but to shed tears.”
That’s how the imperial army neutralized our sex bomb.
“But soldiers of the imperial army. Those who have money, nobles, and those who are close to those in power always try to get around the situation through expedient means.”
“So, don’t be fooled! It’s the devil’s trap!!”
“Removing peanuts? A nobleman? The sound of a passing goblin giving bread to a human.”
The Earl of Asmouth became even more embarrassed and raised his voice, but I pointed at him accurately.
“I thought, ‘Whatever it is, I just need to avoid being forced into heat by the devil’s weak medicine attack.’ That’s why I didn’t get rid of the peanuts and continued to take libido suppressants.”
“What?!”
“Or did you ask a wizard to cast a spell? A spell to prevent erections? Or did you get a bitch necklace from Fermaten and wear it yourself to reduce your sex drive to close to zero?”
“That’s a lie!!”
“Who is the liar?”
I just cast doubt.
“Viscount Agatra, Count Membos, and even Lord Aitlyn? They all said the same thing as you.”
“W-what…!”
“I don’t say nonsense.”
There was something like that among the reports I received as soon as I woke up in the morning.
And that is a clear fact.
“If you have the peanut removed, take it off and prove it.”
“What!!”
“Why can’t you take it off? It’s an opportunity to set an example for the soldiers? At least, even if you can’t come to the front right away, it’s the surest way to prove that you’re an imperial noble who actively follows the emperor’s orders.”
All you have to do is pull down your pants, take off your panties, spread your legs, and slightly lean your upper body back.
“You crazy guy!! Would you do that if you were me!!”
“Of course.”
I immediately took down my pants.
“If I can prove myself with this.”
I pulled down my panties, spread my legs, and tilted my upper body back.
“I’ll take down these pants as much as I want.”
“Hey, that crazy guy!!”
“I did as you said. I came out and took off my pants. But you still fastened your armor instead of getting off the horse.”
The time has come.
“Soldiers of the Empire! Drop your weapons and surrender! If you surrender quietly, I will somehow give you back your testicles! Not only will I give you back your testicles, I will also make your dick grow bigger!”
The moment I saw it with my own eyes and thought there was no way I could win.
The moment I started to distrust the commander.
“Let all the succubi aim at Count Asmos, a liar who can’t even take off his pants!!”
The moment when the muzzle of the gun that was pointed at him turned towards Count Asmos.
“Ugh, wow!!”
One of the soldiers threw down his weapon and ran towards us.
“Hey, there!!”
“I want to live!!”
The soldier threw his armor on the floor.
“Please save me!!”
He took off his pants completely and came towards me, dragging his clothes.
“Wow, that’s crazy… !”
“Ah…”
The succubi sigh.
The succubi truly sympathize with men when they see that they are not where they should be, whether plump or sagging.
Just.
I flicked my finger to the side, and one of the succubi put down the gun and headed in front of the man.
Slur.
The succubus lifted the man’s pants and spread her wings while holding him.
Flap.
The succubus held the surrendered man’s face her her her to her her chest her her her.
And.
“Save me…!!”
“I don’t want to die!!”
The hope that one can survive from the fear of death.
“What are you doing? Damn it, Lord Judas! Catch those guys now!”
“…”
“Gyeong?!”
“Oooooh!!”
Even the knights who are supposed to act as victors are made to take off their pants.
“Knight! If you capture Count Asmos, I will reward you in the name of my Rouge Permaton!!”
Per eu eu eon.
In order to survive, those who lost their peanuts chose their own path of survival.
Three hours later.
“Count Asmos only removed one side—!!”
The Peanutless nobleman who came up behind him surrendered obediently along with the soldiers and took off his pants.
