Chapter 380 – Fermaton Effect (1)
Empire, Red Pill County.
“I’m going crazy.”
Stendhal Redpil, the lord of the County of Redpil, was almost driven out of his mind by the reports brought by the administrators.
“So, there’s a crazy wizard walking around naked and sprinkling holy water and alcohol everywhere?”
“Yes.”
“Now you want me to believe this as it is?”
“According to reports, yes.”
“Ha.”
Count Redpil laughed at the administrator’s report.
“No, do you think this makes sense now?”
“But, Count. The report is not just from one person. The Count’s report is a compilation of reports from the territory’s residents, merchants, and even soldiers on patrol, and contains only the most authentic information.”
“That’s not what I’m saying.”
Count Redpil flicked the parchment with all sorts of reports written on it with his fingers.
“I’ll say it again, are you saying it’s the exact truth that there’s a crazy wizard walking around naked and sprinkling holy water and alcohol everywhere?”
“Yes.”
“Why? No, if that’s the truth now, that doesn’t mean what’s below is also the truth.”
Count Red Pill tapped his finger on the bottom of the report.
“When the naked wizard sprinkled holy water from the bottle on his dick his, his dick his grew three times longer. Does this make sense now?”
“It may seem crazy, but it’s surprisingly true.”
“Ha, haha…! No, how can such a thing be possible? My dick is three times longer!”
Bang!
“If there was such a miracle, I would like to buy it right away!”
“Ship, Count…!”
“It’s clearly magic! It’s clearly a work of Fermatn to deceive people and put the empire into a state of tyranny! The only people in this world who would insult the empire in such a bizarre and perverted way are the Fermatons!”〈 Br〉
Count Redpil huffed and threw the report to the administrator.
“Take it! And if a report comes in regarding this, instead of reporting it, tell them to catch the perverts and behead them immediately!”
“Oh, I understand…”
In response to Count Redpil’s angry anger, the administrator left the room, saying “Save me”.
Fearing that he might incur Count Redpil’s wrath, he became frightened and left, slamming the door.
“Whoa, damn it. I have to say something that makes sense. How can a dick be three times bigger… “
Count Redpil huffed for a moment, then slightly lowered his head.
Then he looked under his pants, and then sat down on the chair again with a sigh.
“That’s nonsense…”
Weeeing.
A magic circle appeared on the office wall, and a wizard in red robes suddenly appeared.
“Who are you! …Master?”
“That’s right. It’s me, Nubelungen Raider.”
The person who took off the hood of his robe was none other than the lord of the Red Magic Tower, Nubelungen Royder.
He stood in front of Count Redpil with a somewhat excited face, and Count Redpil became puzzled by the sight of him as if he had a strange smell.
“Master. Have you been drinking?”
“I didn’t bring alcohol, I brought it. Here.”
Nübel Rungen Reuther lightly tapped his cane on the floor, and immediately a glass bottle appeared in front of Count Redpil’s desk.
“This is this?!”
“Do you know?”
“I understand. Aren’t the ‘naked heretics’ who are currently disrupting the empire spreading holy water around?”
Count Redpil was shaken by that damn shape, or rather, that damn bottle.
“What kind of holy water is that…”
“Do you know what kind of alcohol that is?”
“Yes?”
“I tried it. And I realized the identity of the alcohol in that bottle.”
“No, Master…?”
“Try it once. Even though you are from my mother’s side, you are a distant descendant of the imperial family, so you will understand.”
“…”
Nubelungen’s expression was too serious to just ignore it, so Count Redpill eventually assumed he was being fooled and took a fucking bottle.
“…Huh?”
It’s a somewhat familiar, yet unfamiliar scent.
The scent of fruit is too refreshing to be called liquor that flowed from a bottle.
“…Oh, no way.”
“Try it once.”
“…”
Count Red Pill recalled the scent and taste from his memory, and he carefully poured the liquor from the bottle into his wine glass and took a big sip.
And.
“No way…! Tavnobel!!”
“I don’t know if it’s genuine or not, but in Permaten they call it ‘Noverfia.'”
“Well, like that… ?!”
“I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but I heard that naked wizards are walking around sprinkling this holy water these days, right?”
Flap.
“I am their leader.”
“Master?!”
Nubelungen, who took off his robe was naked with only a pair of panties on his.
And his panties were so erect that they looked like they were about to burst.
“Spray that on your area. No, you’ll know right away because you drank it. You’ll get a reaction right away.”
“What’s the reaction? Wait a minute… Ugh… ?!”
Count Redpil bowed.
Feeling like my lower body was about to explode, I immediately undid my belt and pulled down my pants. After looking at my teacher for a moment, I turned around and pulled down the front of my panties.
“Huh, huh… ?!”
“How big have you grown?”
“Wow, this is ridiculous… No, such a miracle…?!”
“It’s not a miracle.”
There was some ‘confidence’ in Nübelungen’s voice.
“Maybe this is a gift from God that can lift the curse on our empire.”
“Do you mean this is real holy water? No, before it’s holy water, it’s Tav Norbel! Although it’s more refreshing and fresh than Tav Norbel… !”
“This was widespread in Fermaten.”
“!!”
Count Red Pill clasped his hands and turned his eyes to the remaining liquor in the bottle.
“Then… “
“Count.”
“…Now, Master. No, the Magic Tower Lord.”
Count Redpil grabbed the cock bottle by the neck and aimed it at Nubelungen.
“Now, are you saying that the imperial family, including His Majesty the Emperor, has been monopolizing this holy water? Ha, but when you drink Tabnorvel, it just tastes like alcohol… “
“It may have been diluted by mixing a lot of water. It doesn’t matter what the actual Tavnovel is. This liquor, this holy water, is much sweeter and more refreshing than Tavnovel, and when you drink it, it makes your dick several times longer. . And…”
Nubelungen quickly pulled down her panties.
“Huh!!”
“Even if you don’t have an erection, you can get bigger like this.”
“Well, that can’t be true… I’ve seen Master’s before…!”
“That’s why I came to see you. To consult with you.”
“Counseling…”
Count Redpil swallowed his saliva as he looked at the huge magic tower of Nubelungen.
“Can I become like you, Master?”
“It’s not just us. The entire people of the empire can become like this.”
“Then… “
“The curse of misfortune that plagues the empire. The miracle that solves it lies in Fermaten.”
* * *
“Even the bullshit is at this level.”
There is no separate pseudo-religion.
“What? I’m the savior of the empire’s fools? The fact that holy water started coming out of Fermaten was all a miracle given to the empire’s bowed men to straighten their backs again? Oh my. Am I really seeing this?”〈 Br〉
[Surprisingly true, Count.]
Joanna’s report, delivered through the crystal ball, contained nothing but stories that were too hard to believe.
“Why are they starting to do these crazy things on their own? No, why?”
[Of course, isn’t it because you saw the miracle of your dick growing three times bigger?]
“It’s just that the sunken penis has grown into an erection.”
Nipples are not the only things that cause depression.
What is normally compressed to the limit expands with an erection, and surprisingly, there are quite a few people who have dicks that grow two to three times larger than when they urinate.
Of course, it is no exaggeration to say that those who have been blessed by the empire have grown at least twice as big, but it is still a bit harsh to go crazy with it.
“Aren’t these bastards making a fuss like this to create public opinion about conquering Permaton? They said they will take away the goods from Daermuriya.”
[That is also possible. In fact, a murder case occurred in one baron over a dick bottle. To drink Norverfia from a bottle.]
“Oh my god. This is crazier than I thought.”
I did not expect that the effect would be this good, but it seems that the empire truly considers the Daermuriya blessing to be a miracle more than expected.
In reality, it is just a curse full of evil, saying to mankind, ‘Sex according to your instincts like monkeys, you damn human beings,’ but it became salvation for the small and poor among mankind hundreds of years later.
“I really want to. If this goes on and the imperial family hears about it, they will probably ask where I got Norverpia from.”
[If you haven’t arrived yet, why not go in soon? Or should we refrain from spreading Noverfia to the Resistance for the time being?]
“Hmm… Who said these guys were spraying holy water and masturbating in public in the square, in other words, ‘imitating Fermatten’?”
[These are the wizards of the Red Magic Tower. They are the ones to whom the Count personally gave Daermuriya bread and wine.]
“I see.”
I lightly swallowed the manamilk extracted from the Irmeter.
“Then tell them to do more.”
[…Yes?]
“The public originally wants to follow celebrities. It seems like it’s spreading like a religion now, but now that it’s come to this, let’s just throw firewood on the fire.]
The goal is the destruction of the empire.
“This evening, I will stand on the podium in the main square of Fermaten and masturbate in public. I will show you the miracle of becoming fully-fledged when you pour alcohol on someone while naked.”
[…
“And then record it with a video magic stone and spread it throughout the empire. It will be a good missionary material.”
[That.]
Joanna looked a little sour.
[Rather than masturbating, wouldn’t it be better for me to suck on the prostate and remove it with my hand?]
One more drink, it was hot.
[Wooooot!! The dick, the dick has grown three times as big!!]
…In the end, it was a knight from the empire and a sea elf who actually carried out the act, despite the dissuasion to protect the count’s dignity.
