Chapter 365 – Madness Is Covered With Even More Madness (5)
There is a winner of the Fuck Bottle Festival.
Owners of incredible items numbered 22, 18, and 31 lined up from 1st to 3rd place.
No, only 18cm in length is second place?
Have men’s penises in this world been that small?
It is a bit absurd to say that.
The Cock Bottle Festival wasn’t just about having a big dick, it was a festival about finding the ‘ideal dick for holding alcohol’.
The angle is bent too much.
The glans is too narrow like a bird’s beak.
The length is long but the thickness is thin.
The blood vessels are too prominent and do not look good.
Or, a dick bottle doesn’t just end up being a dick bottle, but a dick that loses its erection because it’s scared after finding out that this dick bottle contains a huge amount of alcohol.
Length, thickness, appearance, bending angle, manufacturing difficulty, and even the ‘pride’ of showing off one’s dick to the world.
As a result of the strict selection by our Fermaten maids and succubi, all of them were selected from first to third place.
“Damn.”
And I had a double lust for the cocks standing side by side in front of me.
‘It’s not like dildos are lined up side by side in some adult product store.’
It’s a bit hard for a man to see this.
I don’t even want to touch it because I think it’s 99% identical to the dicks of real people.
I didn’t want my knights to touch it, and they didn’t even want to look at it.
In the end, I called one of the succubi and had him bring it to me with his gloved hand, and that was it.
There are five people in this room.
Me, the management succubus, and the 1st to 3rd places.
“These are all familiar faces.”
I looked at the faces of each person, from 1st to 3rd place.
“If you do this, they’ll think you’re nominated.”
“Count. What should I do? You have a big dick.”
“I have nothing to say. It’s what I usually say.”
2nd place.
“Lord Lambert.”
Lambert, leader of the Deep Dark Knights, took second place.
“Are you sure it’s okay? I don’t think there’s any need to ask other people about your dick.”
“…Huh.”
Lambert’s eyes sparkled with excitement, as if he had been drinking.
“I’m sorry. Huh, I usually don’t want to do this…”
“It’s okay. I was the one who broke the game, and you got runner-up just with your dick.”
Lambert, 18cm.
“It best suits the purpose of making a dick bottle, but you know why it came in second place, right?”
“Of course.”
The length difference from 1st place is a whopping 4cm.
The thickness is similar, but there is a 4cm difference in length, so there is no way to overcome the difference.
“It’s a shame. If I had made it a little bigger with weak bread, I could have mixed it.”
“Well, are you saying that rubbing against each other on purpose?”
“I’m sorry. If you were offended…”
“No. I’ll just look at it this time.”
It’s extremely unpleasant when you think about rubbing dicks against each other, but that unpleasantness is the fundamental reason why dick bottles were created.
“It makes me feel uncomfortable, but Lambert, let me make a suggestion. What do you want to do with this fucking bottle?”
“First of all… I would like to serve this bottle instead of a glass of wine to the knight who invites me to my house.”
After all, it is Lambert.
“I want you to put your mouth on it and drink it.”
“It sucks, really.”
“Isn’t that what you made this for?”
“Yeah. It’s so fucking good. The Empire guys should feel this shit for themselves.”
Thanks to Lambert, I felt more confident.
“Lambert, no man would ever touch this bottle unless he was a man like you. Even if I said the liquor in this bottle was served in a milk glass. Right?”
“That’s right, Count. We, the Dark Knights, hope that such a thing will come true, but…”
Grandpa.
“If there are imperial knights crossing the border, when you capture them as prisoners and provide them with water, why don’t you attach this bottle to the wall? If they don’t drink the water flowing from this bottle.. Hehe.”
“Are you a genius? How can a man become such a dick? Your imagination is scary.”
Lambert This man is fortunate(?) To have been born a man.
If I had been born a woman, I would have become a pioneer in spreading BL in this world.
It’s not just regular BL, it’s BL that explodes with all kinds of dirty and dirty sexual desires.
But Lambert is not on the BL side.
It’s hard gay.
“Don’t fuck me, my knights, and if one day my son is born, just my son.”
“The only ones I can bury are the enemies of Fermaten. I have it engraved deep in my bones.”
“Yes. One day, when the enemy of Fermaten disappears from this world, I will open the door connecting the worlds, whether heaven or demon world, and capture the Archangel Love Demon and throw it away, so please do not even think about fucking with my people .”
“I don’t even think about it. Loyalty.”
He is a loyal and capable 18cm hard gay knight who can fuck the entire king if he gets my orders.
Given the situation, he is a loyal knight who, if possible, would infiltrate the imperial palace right now and eat the emperor’s buttocks, or rather, his entire body his.
“Then what else comes to mind?”
“Hmm… The Count has already done the water coming out of the penis of the naked statue in the square fountain, and the torture of causing defecation problems by sticking this dick-shaped object in the back…”
“…”
“Then, how about simply putting elf milk instead of alcohol in the dick bottle? Men also want to bite and suck on elf milk as much as they want, but if it looks like this-“
“Adopted. You are truly so capable that you can make people feel like shit.”
“That is a compliment too undeserved, Count.”
I am not saying that we should curse at each other or be offended.
“Your dick disease will spread the most in the public. I haven’t put up statistics, but your size is exactly the size that women most ideally want to do ‘often.’ Even if men are dicks, women will masturbate to their heart’s content with this.”
“…That’s a bit much.”
“A little?”
“It’s a little bit weird that women masturbate with dick bottles shaped like my own… “
“…”
So, let’s do it.
“Haha, Lord Lambert. Don’t be so uncomfortable. Do you know? Women will stop having sex with other men while masturbating with your dick, so the number of single men in the empire may increase.”
“Oh.”
The man who supports Lambert, 1st place.
“Lord Bernhard, what do you want to do with that too?”
“If not at times like this, when would you ever say something like this? LOL.”
His smile is full of first-class composition.
22cm.
Although it is said to have grown a bit larger than the original due to the weak bread, its size was the ideal size to use as a dick bottle.
In other words.
Bernhard is also very big.
That’s why I’m in a difficult situation now.
No matter how hard I tried to prove it, the two knight commanders of the knights under me took first and second places.
“…Well, Sir Bernhard. Congratulations on your victory once more. Thanks to you, I will be able to spread the word about the effects of Meakbread and Fermaten Tavnorvel.”
“Are you saying this old man will also stand upright and grow bigger?”
“Would you say that the vitality of youth is also present in middle-aged men?”
“I can’t deny that I’m an old man. LOL.”
“That old man beat all the young men of Permaton and took first place with his dick.”
“Hehe, I proudly exposed myself in front of everyone, so no one will be able to disagree.”
The festival was similar to a bodybuilding competition.
I ordered the competition to be run similarly.
The only thing that was different from a regular bodybuilding competition was that there were only men without any clothes on at the stage where they made it to the finals and competed against Mr. Penis Jin Seon-mi.
-I want to have Bernhard’s dickㅡㅡㅡ!!
I was really scared when I heard it.
“The man next to Rouge Fermatten. He doesn’t know how happy he makes me every time he enters the house. Chuckle.”
“You didn’t get scolded or anything like that?”
“Rather, these days, he has been paying attention to me. Since young women keep looking for me, he wants to become younger too, so he is seriously thinking about becoming a succubus.”
“What are you going to do?”
“It’s my own choice. Wow, taking my wife’s virgin again. My younger days… Ugh. Anyway, thank you, Count. Thanks to you, I can live a much more energetic life than when I was the leader of the adventurer’s guild.”
“I am more grateful. Thanks to you being in the knights, I can leave all the other troublesome work to you.”
You can’t even imagine the Luge Permaten on the first day of Possession.
No matter how many characters there are in F.A.O., It goes without saying that there are as many ‘selling male characters’ as there are female characters.
Among them, if the male one-two punch in the current Holy Kingdom of Permaton were an old man and a gay man, Rouge Permaton on the first day of possession would probably be shocked.
But what should I do?
Although he is said to be an old man, he is the strongest warrior in Fermaten.
Although he is gay, he is the most loyal knight in Fermaten.
Since I am a man whom I can trust and entrust with something other than the Luna Hall Knights, I have no choice but to repay their loyalty as a master, as long as I have chosen to carry them with me.
“If these sick people spread throughout the empire, the empire will definitely be willing to go to war. They will find the owner of the sick sick people, and they will know that it is you. If we lose the war, you will be the ones hanging next to me.”
Crime.
The crime of making the men of the empire feel inferior to Xiao Qiu.
The crime of making the men of the empire suck dick bottles and making them look like dicks.
And.
“…Same goes for you.”
It’s just a big sin.
“Are you ready, Lothar?”
“…Yes.”
It is an immortal cock, with an extremely large cock.
“If I want to bring down the empire, I can easily show my dick to everyone.”
Post-human, horse-like dick disease.
“All for the kingdom.”
