Chapter 363 – Madness Is Covered With Even More Madness (3)
Changing boxes.
A criminal act that would never be committed in reality.
However, it is an inevitable choice in order to win the capitalist war against the empire and protect the taxpayers of the future Kingdom of Fermaten.
For that, I brought all the Tavnorvel I obtained from the Infinite Labyrinth into my sex room.
“Celica. I didn’t bring this for you to drink.”
“…”
“I only look at one bottle.”
“Would you like me to suck your dick?”
“Good.”
I immediately pulled down my pants, and Serika took out a bottle of Tab Nor Bell from the box, held it in her arms, and then knelt down in front of me.
“…What’s so good about alcohol?”
As soon as she got a bottle of alcohol, Joanna shook her head as she watched Celica start sucking her dick.
“You don’t like it that much? “This is a drink said to be made for elves and dragons.”
“Elves may like fruit wine, but do dragons like fruit wine? They eat meat?”‘
“Oh, that’s it again. Still, try the taste. You have to get used to the taste.”
“Then I have no choice.”
Joanna hinted that she would refuse, but she accepted my offer and took out a bottle of Tav Nor Bell from the box.
“What I’m going to do with this is I’m going to do something called ‘replace the box.'”
“Replacing the box…?”
“It means changing the packaging. Now it’s just a glass bottle, but it means changing it to something else.”
I opened the bottle of Tabnorvel that Joanna had brought and poured it lightly.
Clap, clap, clap.
As soon as it flowed to her glans, Celica eagerly licked it from below.
“Haa… Um, clap, clap. It’s delicious…”
I’ve had sex like this before, but for some reason, I feel like I’m focusing on drinking rather than licking my glans. Is it an illusion?
“Selica. What if I drink it without knowing it’s Tav Norbel?”
“…”
Celica, who had her lips attached to the glans, played with the glans with her hands with her rather complicated face.
“…Isn’t Tabnorvel valuable because it is rare?”
“But can you say that is valuable?”
“Uhm…”
“The 400-year-old one may be valuable, but the 40-year-old one is widely available in that box right now?”
“Uhm… !”
“And I don’t know how tasty the 400-year-old one is, but isn’t this cleaner and tastier?”
“What the Count said is 100% correct.”
Celica nodded her head towards my cock.
“Putting aside the fact that it is Tavnobel, if I were to drink it every day, I would choose this.”
“My dick?”
“It’s natural to have a dick, and it’s 40 years old.”
Celica stuck her tongue out in front of her.
Normally, this kind of scene can be seen in scenes where a man asks for a kiss during bukkake, but for Celica’s sake, I just stuck a glass bottle in her mouth.
“…♡”
Celica grabbed her bottle and started tossing and turning, her eyes more glazed than when she was sucking a cock.
“Okay. You need a chair that’s comfortable to drink in, right? Come on, sit wherever you’re comfortable.”
I lay down on the bed, and Celica sat down on my dick very naturally.
Sting.
“Haaaaa…”
Celica climbed onto the horse with a moan, sucking on the spout of the wine bottle I had shoved into her mouth and taking a drink.
Is it an illusion that sucking something tastes better than a dick?
“Joanna. I’m having trouble getting up right now, so come next to me.”
“What are you trying to do?”
“Is there anything you want?”
“Hmm… “
Joanna glanced at Serica.
Currently, Celica is sitting in a reverse riding position against me, that is, with her butt facing me.
“Nothing much, I just want to do this.”
“Oh… “
Wow.
Joanna lay down on top of me, pressing her hips against Serica’s.
It was in a squatting position like a cat, and I couldn’t see Celica at all because of Joanna.
“Would you like to have sex with Serika and discuss business with me? Using this liquor to collapse the empire.”
“The method is now in Serica’s mouth.”
“Ha…?”
Joook.
Celica lifted her bottle from her mouth and tilted her head.
“What do you mean by changing boxes…?”
“I’m thinking of changing the glass bottle.”
I held Joanna in my arms and ran her hand through her long hair.
“We will not just change the packaging. We will also change the glass bottle. Instead of Tavnorbel, we will make it distributed within the empire under a completely new name.”
“…Hoo.”
Joanna shows quite a deep interest.
“We can handle the distribution. Do you plan to export it officially?”
“No. I just plan to spread it as much as possible with fruit wine. Of course, it’s not just fruit wine, it’s Permaton’s special product.”
“…What are you trying to do?”
“They’ll say it’s a ‘penis enhancer’ distributed by Fermaten. It’s propaganda.”
“…!”
Joanna’s eyes are filled with astonishment.
“This alcohol-like liquid was actually a sexual enhancer. It was a product that made men’s dicks bigger and women’s breasts bigger. It was natural to be sexually excited and want to have sex. It was a weak drug.”
“They are not selling it as food, but as medicine and sexual supplements.”
“Exactly.”
Putting aside the fact that it is called Tabnobel, if it is just alcohol or flour, it would be more economically damaging to take it with you to sell.
“Even in the Empire, honestly, common sense would not lead you to think that flour itself has the ability to enhance sexual function, huh? It’s that common. It would be more persuasive to say that a drop of this medicinal essence was added while kneading the flour.”
“You mean like a drop of love juice on a pussy bun?”
“Okay.”
If you sell it as a medicine, you can get more money.
“Let’s use this to prevent people from going to war, and spread all of this through the revolutionary army. It’s not a sexual enhancement drug, it’s just regular alcohol.”
“Hmm… “
“They negotiated with the imperial government at a high price, but distributed it to the imperial private sector at a low price. If you were to question it later… Well, it was leaked. It’s stolen property. Well, stop saying that .”
“How are you going to let people know that it’s ours? Do you plan on making it out of a Permaton magic stone or something like a seal using holy magic?”
“If it is sold with a design that no one can imitate, it is proof that it is Fermatten.”
I lightly patted Joanna’s butt.
“We will sell it in a bottle, and we will design the bottle so that it is easy to wash.”
“…What are you washing?”
“This is all a way to ruin the empire.”
Bururrrrut.
“Think about it. The most valuable liquor in the empire, a liquor that is similar to the few bottles available but has a taste that is easy to drink, is distributed at the price of orange juice?”
I cummed inside Celica, lightly stroking Joanna’s head and kissing her cheek.
“The value of luxury goods is not determined by the empire. We, Fermaten, decide it by me.”
* * *
And.
I prepared a new festival.
“Following the milk cup, we would like to open a new festival. Ah, those participating this time are men. For the women, wait for the next Chi Chi Pie Festival.”
What on earth did you prepare?
While everyone was looking up at me with puzzled eyes, I held up in front of everyone an item I had used for a very long time.
“If there is a milk cup, of course there is also a dick cup.”
This is the same cup that I made for Joanna’s milk cup and as a special cup for my Luna Hall Knights.
An item that was made in multiple pieces and only one was taken out.
It was a cup made 99% identical to my dick, and its appearance was extremely large and beautiful.
“After opening the Milk Cup Festival, I heard this from someone. There are dick parties where women expose their breasts, but why aren’t there dick parties where men expose their dicks?”
The entire square is shaken by my words.
“So I prepared it. A cock party.”
Kyaaaaa!!
Unlike when the Milk Cup Festival was held before, the succubi, who had become a huge percentage of Fermaten’s population, began to be enthusiastic about my words.
“What I want at this festival is not a glass. It’s a ‘bottle.'”
I brought a prototype and held it up in front of everyone.
“This is the fucking bottle I want to make.”
Wow.
When I opened the cover of the glans part, the glans and the cock separated as if a magnet fell off.
Uh oh.
I could hear the men groaning in pain.
Maybe not everyone has experienced it, but it must have felt like the head of the penis was being torn off.
Hehe, you just take it off like this when you need it, how do you actually do it? Of course you drink it with your mouth. Laura!”
“Yes.”
Laura leisurely came next to me, holding a bottle of white liquid sloshing around and holding it with both hands in front of everyone.
And then.
Joooook.
As if giving a blowjob, I grabbed my dick-shaped bottle and inhaled strongly.
Squeak, crack, crack.
The stronger she sucked, the more the white liquid inside was sucked upward, and Laura held the bottle upside down and raised her head.
The cap and glances face downward.
And then.
Clap, clap, clap.
I continued to lick the white liquid flowing from the dick bottle with my tongue.
Seeing that, many people whitted their appetite.
“Men drink manamilk by pouring it into milk cups, but shouldn’t there be something for women too? Men! I have a big dick! I’m the big guy! Come out—!!”
For reference.
“I, Rouge Permaten, wish to create a bottle!”
These men take pride in the fact that their dicks have grown after eating weak bread for a long time.
“Who will be the owner of this dick bottle? The owner of this dick bottle!!”
I am.
“I am the man with the second biggest dick after Rouge Permaton. I, Rouge Permaten, will admit it!!”
It ignited a battle of pride that no man could tolerate.
